Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
The discussion on Monkress has moved here.
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Category: Phony soldiers
321 is the area code for all phones in Brevard county, FL and part of Orange and Indian River Counties. It came about when they split the 407 area codes. I just moved from Brevard after living there for 20 years.
I’m sure Phil is shaken that his employee has been found out!
Yeah, Twist, that is only one of several seriously illegal acts we have witnessed here in the past few days/weeks/months. It’s what has had me scratching my head for quite a while now.
All TAH asked this clown to do initially was to quit claiming to be a Navy SEAL. Instead of doing what he was asked very politely to do, he goes to this extreme? Involving people we never heard of and managing in the process to create quite a coalition of persons with an assortment of issues with him well beyond the Stolen Valor which brought him to our attention?
What an idiot. It’s rather like someone covering himself with rotten meat and complaining when it attracts flies, then asking a buddy to shoot the flies with a 12 ga shotgun. Ya really think that’s a good way to get rid of the flies? What is more likely is that the original guy will be covered in buckshot and the flies will all survive and continue feasting.
@1109
What is more likely is that the original guy will be covered in feces and the Bubbas will all arrive and start fisting.
/jailhouse dreams.
I did some checking on the number (321-935-4737). Apparently it is a phone bank style rotating number. They don’t accept calls in, but they call out all the time, however that works. It’s part of a marketing scheme (aka telemarketer) website to rent a phone number for calls. In other words, it doesn’t belong to anyone, so it is not traceable.
So, is Paul Wickre the pedophile looking sort on the left with glasses, manhugging/touching a bit too much the guy on the far left?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=444522048937577&set=a.435709499818832.104281.121119291277856&type=1&theater
Admittedly, I haven’t been around in a while (or commented very much ver the years), but I am a bit put off that I’m not included in all the stalking & threatening type behaviors. Especially since they are just a few miles south of where I’m sitting right now!
No, not in Florida, morans…
Damn I can’t keep up with all the posts, just remind me to always be on the good side of you guys. Amazing this guy keeps it up. Hans mor har nok droppet ham på gulvet, sådan et røvhul.
Interesting. According to one source, that number is used by a telemarketing company in Merritt Island, FL.
http://www.spokeo.com/321-935-telemarketers
Hmmmmmmmmm.
@1112 – By the way: Hey Phillip Dale Monkress, your sock puppet / boyfriend Paul seems to have taken down his Facebook page! Also Google – just want to let you know that Phillip Dale Monkress is NOT a member of SEAL Team 4, nor did he pass or even take BUD/S class.
Game. Set. Match.
I wonder if Paul The Minion was required to pass a background check when he was hired by APL. How on earth could he pass it? Oh, by the way, Phillip Dale Monkress is still a drongo.
Wow. Just…. wow.
Has anyone heard any more news about the US Navy Sub that was attacked in the Pacific Ocean earlier today?
They say it was done by a gay Sperm Whale attempting to bite the head off of the Sub and swallow all of the Seamen inside of it! Maybe Phillip Dale Monkress would know what to do, he SAID he was a SEAL, didn’t he?
This is better than a Jerry Springer “If you’re not the daddy then who is” episode.
Wanna be outlaw biker, wanna be seal, wanna be tough guy…
Then add in the internet threats from the peanut gallery, half assed legal threats and really bad German and you have EPIC FAIL time in a big way.
I cant help but notice in that pic linked in 1112 Monkress looks to be wearing a trident pin, as well as a guy behind him.
Maybe we could start a betting pool on how soon this thread about Phillip Dale Monkress, the bogus US Navy SEAL and snot weasel extraordinaire reaches 2,000 posts? Winner gets a bottle of booze. HEY, IT’S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!
Phillip Dale Monkress has finally found someone that he can’t bully or bullshit. It’s a sad day in his life, as it is those of his sockpuppets/iidiot minions.
I leave for one night and I missed nearly 200 posts? Holy. Fuckin. SHIT.
People, I’m proud to be associated with ya’ll. First keg’s on me.
@1121
yeah probably not so much as some small goldish rectangular pin. The guy on the left rear has one as well so I don’t think they’d all be posers.
The trident is *very* distinct.
http://robertj1954.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/nav_seals_trident_2872.jpg
@1112 – Why are you linking APL to your post?
Do you really think we’re as stupid as you are? That you hiding behind someone else’s name and we don’t know it?
Val@1103 Pretty sure his head is permanently stuck there. Which would explain why he has gotten himself in the ever enlarging sink hole he has created for himself.
Heidi’s right: maybe his mom dropped him on the floor so much his “STOP” button is disconnected.
1125 – Just as a joke, no sockpuppeting here. This time!
Will the real COL please step up?
Currahee john…
What happened?
Just a thought……..
Maybe Wiki needs a *NEW* entry????
/Or technically is this *not* a classic “sockpuppet” by the definition because there are 2 people involved??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_%28Internet%29
@1128 – You had me worried there for a bit.
@1111 unless the number was bought with cash it would be traceable through the banking system. I’m obviously not a legal expert but I imagine the courts would allow for that information to be found and presented should things end up before a judge.
ChipNASA: we’ve had direct sockpuppetry above – 2 clusters at least (see comment 348). The second cluster may be a case of sockpuppetry by proxy.
The funny thing is that Phildo has to be sitting there (or wherever he is) and reading this.
Now that is funny.
Wonder what Paul is doing besides trying to “scrub” the Internet?
LOL
1132 – Very sorry, ma’am. My sense of humor is warped and inappropriate in the best of times. Couple that with low impulse control and a really exceptional propensity for causing trouble, and Bob’s your uncle, there you go!
@1135 – GT, I hope so. I’ll put my two cents for the day and then I have to get back to the fat guy in the orange jumpsuit.
Phillip Dale Monkresss, a/k/a Phildo and Affenteil, is a bully and a coward, among other things.
Bingo! Phildo, got you another GOOGLE hit!! Have a nice day, you slime mold.
@1137 – CJ, excellent job of camoflage and sneaking in under the wire!
If anyone knows how Phildo’s court date went, post it up. This ought to be interesting.
NHSparky, I’m hoping that the prosecutor gets a chance to ask Phil about SEAL Team 4 while he’s on the stand in front of the former Special Forces, CIB wearing judge.
Oh, in a perfect world…
DAMN RIGHT, NHSparky, me too! I’m betting that Bubba & Thor are already bidding to see who gets Phillip Dale Monkress and “busts his cherry!”!
He’s gonna be going “*WEEEEEEEE, WEEEEEEEE, WEEEEEE,…*” for some time!!!
1139 – Speaking of which (low impulse control and a really exceptional propensity for causing trouble), I was looking at the “Member’s Gallery” a while back when my boss walked into my office unexpectedly, and inquired what in blue blazes I was up to. I quickly explained that the first picture on that page was my former girlfriend, taken before she was shipped out to Sang Bang…Dang Gong…she was all over the place, a lot of places. She was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions…Commando Airborne Tactics…Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. She was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was her.
He bought it. Had to keep your picture in a frame on my desk for nearly a year before he was fired for terminal stupidity. I refuse to say if the picture is still there or not.
Phillip Dale Monkress was hoping his Douche Ex Machina, Paulie boy, would scare us off. Not happening.
I envy you folks who are deriving so much from this thread. I have begged for an explanation but can’t get one. The original post and the SV issues I get. but at some point, hundreds of cmts ago, somebody started with the threats and internet searches. I can’t tell who or whether it is one person or multiple people. There are names, a few first and at least one last, and prior relationship(s) with one or more of these people but I can’t tell what. In short, I remain befuddled. Would someone at least assure me that when this mess dies down that they will do a recap and ID the players here? Or is that asking too much. Yeah, I guess it is. Maybe this thread just isn’t one for me.
I take off for a short video shoot, (selling a restored M-38A1 Marine version Jeep n trailer), and come back to see more good comments.
Get ready Gooooooooooooogle, here comes another one:
Phillip Dale Monkress, you are as dumb as dust. How did that DUI trial go? Can we count on your bunk buddies coming here tonight, (after they’ve put a good load on, of course), with more of their running shitz?
2/17 Air Cav: see comment 348. The first group (4) of identified sockpuppets are identified there and originated in FL. The rest of the “interesting” comments above all appear to have originated in MD from one (or more) individuals who apparently support Monkress. (My guess would be one, but I could be wrong.) Another commenter has provided an unverified potential ID for that individual.
Beyond that, I could only offer conjecture as to the nature of the interconnections and current/former relationships. I think I’d have more luck giving you a concise explanation of how to solve world hunger than sorting the rest of all that out. (smile)
@1139 – 🙂
AirCav, no sane person can explain why on Earth monkeyass (Affenteil) didn’t just let it go, other than he’s a bully and a coward and he got someone to do some of his dirty work for him.
Is it true that male squids are attracted to fluorescent orange jumpsuits?
@1148. Hondo: Thanks. I appreciate it. I guess I need a scorecard for this one, that’s all. I was worried that a blew out the brain cells that would have allowed me to understand this mess but I get the gist of it now. It appears to be an issue of motive, as in why one or more people would go to bat for the non-SEAL. And that part may be interesting but, frankly, I don’t much care. Thanks again.
@1146 2/17 Air Cav,
Just for you and for Phillip Dale Monkress (GOOGLE IT!!!!)
http://redtory.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/sextalk-flowchart.jpg
/again, Phil should stick with the “OH BUBBA” and “ANIMAL NOISES!!!”
Damn… This clown has rack more the dumb as dirt dullas.
But Monkey dude- you wrote this check- now stand in the recival line… Pound away guys!
Just a last note for Phillip Dale Monkress (Affenteil) and his little fiend Paul/Dietrich/DirTrick that, when they engage in acts of self-love, Dr. Oz highly recommends rubbing. Lots and lots of rubbing. Lots of it.
He didn’t say anything about animal noises.
Cheerios!
Phildo and the “boys”:
Just awaiting more threats….
FROM GRWON ENGLISH SPEAKING MEN
I mean did a SOCCER MOM paralyze the entire operation?
say it ain’t so…
Not a peep out of them in hours, Julie.
How do we find out the results of Phildo’s trial?