The William Derek Church apology
So we got an email last night from William Derek Church, also known as the Round Ranger. He sends this photo of his receipt where he allegedly turned over his uniform to Goodwill. It’s actually not proof of anything. It says “Clothes” so he might have given them his Scooby-Doo PJs, and even if he did turn over his uniform, that only means it’s available for another rotund phony to buy it.
But the photo comes with this email message;
Here is my proof where I took the uniform and gave it away. It is a photo attached.
Once again I’m sorry for the hurt, disrespect, and mess I have caused. I have openly admitted before that my actions were wrong and inexcusable. I guess I should thank you for giving me a chance to start over and be a better man. Now with the burden of the lies lifted I can be the MAN God would have me be. I have truly turned my life around and this has also shown me the commitment I have in many life. You may not choose too believe me but my wife didn’t know until the blog. This could have torn us apart but she chose to love me through it and help me see my errors and how to fix them. This has changed the way I view myself, I no longer need a lie to give me my self worth. So once again my formal apology for all threats, lies, hurt, and damage that have been caused. The uniform and medals were donated, what they have me as a receipt is attached. This is all I have.
You, other veterans, and service members have many up most repect.
William Derek Church
Well, he finally said that he’s sorry, even if he should have done it weeks ago. I’m just the messenger, but I’m done with him.
Well, except that this was spotted in the Lenoir Post Office and sent to us;
Category: Phony soldiers
I think he’s sorry he got caught.
Just heard back from the G6 Admin Services Branch of the NCARNG and info will be sent out to me via certified mail. So hopefully with in the week we will have the rest of the story on his National Guard time.
Also heard back from the WBTV News folks and its still being worked, hopefully they will pick the story up and confront Mr Church in the near future on Camera so he can be Famous on TV. As far as letting this go, nope its not gonna happen. A Full Detailed Apology outlining his lies and a verified source of his medals and such being turned over. He knows what to do, its posted on the Topix site, now he just needs to do it.
Churchie Poo,
Where is the Purple Heart?
Why did you lie and say your turned in everything on February 9th, then post a receipt saying 17 Feb?
I am starting to think that not only your arteries are clogged, your brain is!
The current group of servicemembers have things different in that they were A. Bought up in a time where the media, entertainment and society in general figure nothing is sacred and anything can be used as a prop for a laugh B. Acts of stupidity can be documented and put on the internet within seconds.
We all get it. It’s cold out. It’s not comfortable, You would rather be doing something else. Many other service members put up with that or much worse, while getting shot at.
They need to give a social media and the uniform code of military justice class as part of initial training.
I can see Bn NJP for every asshole in that photo, and a bad fit-rep for anyone who gets them.
fuck wrong thread.
@55.
Was that a senior moment?
Just kidding.
At my post #15. Since it seems William Derek Church has not given the medals over as instructed, those being more important in my mind than the uniform, I regrettably will retract my acceptance of his “apology”. I figured given his literary skills that what he wrote was the best he could get from his brain to his fingers. However, the medals are glaringly absent. I figure they cost him the most and they may possibly be resold if he can figure out how. As to the apology, Frankly Opinionated said it better along with several of you above. His apology is very general and not the specific apology requested of him on many, many posts here and at the Lenoir Topix forum. So until proof of the proper surrender of the medals and a detailed apology he will remain where he was in my mind.
Derek Church, once again I implore you to turn over the medals as requested with proof. Make an apology, listing the claims you made of yourself and service. Then, for me, this can end with you.
Green thumb,
Multiple threads open,,, started to res,,,,
yeah who am I bullshitting
Senior moment,,,
@58.
Just giving you a hard time.
I wonder how many free drinks Fat Boy worked that shirt for at the bar?
Glad to see he turned in the goods. Hopefully he’s on the straight-and-narrow.
I have to look at this way, Lenoir NC is a small town with a population of 18,000, give or take a few hundred. William Derek Church does not have the money or resources to just uproot his fat ass and try to start over. With all the publicity that he has drawn to himself, William Derek Church will be known for what he truly is by the entire town. It has also been stated that his parents are good people, that will also be held against him. All so he could look stupid wearing the ASU’s along with the way he wore the berets that made hime look like Chef Boyardee. Just imagine that for the rest of his worthless life, the town of Lenoir will always look down on him with disdain and disgust.
I would also like to know if the uniform that he donated to Goodwill was in fact the ASU’s that he wore for his wedding picture, or were they the older Class A/B Green’s that he was wearing in another picture that John posted?
As has been stated, he has somewhat earned the right to wear the uniform, it is the medals, patches, and the tan beret that he has never earned the right to wear that I want to see him turn in to the local VFV, American Legion, or NC Guard Armory.
Farflung Wanderer, there is no indication that he has “turned in the goods.” He has already lied once about turning in the uniforms, and, if the uniform that is at the Goodwill is indeed the one that he wore at his wedding, there are still the beret, the class “B” uniform that he was photographed in, and the ribbons and medals. Until someone other than fatboy does a health and welfare at his house and takes every piece of military rank, insignia, and awards that he can’t prove was earned through his NCARNG service, I’m taking everything coming from him with a grain of salt.
Did he remove the Ranger plate on the front of his personal vehicle? What did he do with the 82nd ball cap?
I agree with several commenters above.
He is sincerely sorry that he got caught.
Beyond that, he just wishes to hell that he had not been found out. He enjoyed every damned minute that he “Played Ranger”, probably dampened his Bvds just thinking about being able to do the Darby Queen.
His apology comes with a lot of coverup, not the least of which is his closing his G-mail address that he had been using. By getting a new e-address, can’t he now come up with a whole new facebook personna? H’mmmm.
The only word I can think of to describe this latest charade of his – HALFASSED!! As soon as I read that the uniform had already been purchased from the store, I also immediately thought that William the roly-poly Round Ranger had either bought it back himself or he had his pet Dependopottamus but it back for him. And yes ia wholeheartedly concur about the medals, so until he truly comes clean, I say GAME ON!!
Sorry, once a liar, always a liar. This is no proof. Not to mention all the trinkets, the t-shirt. the hat, etc. This receipt could be for all the socks missing from my drier over the last year.
I will give him credit, that hooters picture is sweet! That and the wedding pictures and the rest make him a runaway number one seed in the tourney.
Did anyone else notice the middle finger in the Hooters picture? I like to think its to Lardo after she saw one of his wanted posters, HEY, it’s my first day off in three weeks, so I’m gonna THINK POSITIVE!!
Fuck this guy. He was instructed by me and several others NUMEROUS times to turn EVERYTHING in to either the VFW, American Legion, or National Guard. NO WHERE did we ever say fucking Goodwill. I agree with others, I bet his wife went in and bought that shit back. More wasting money on his lies instead of taking care of his family. I also agree with everyone who says the only thing he is sorry for is getting caught.
William Derek Church, you’re fucked. Fuck you, and fuck your fat wife for enabling and aiding you in your life of lies. This information will be passed to both of your exes, along with the NCHHS welfare abuse hotline, It’s going to look real good in your custody hearings that you’re being investigated for welfare fraud as well as your stolen valor lies.
In summary, I’m going to do my level best to make sure you never see your kids again, and I’m also going to do my best to put both of your worthless welfare leeching fat asses in jail. Fuck you, your fat wife, and the horse you rode in on.
Churchie Poo,
Thanks for taking time away from your usual activities of shitting, farting, eating and getting fatter to give us that half asssed apology.
You even did this apology half assed, just like everything else in life. Your marriage, Your weight, Your illustrious military career (Private First Class Loser), your employment history.
You just basically suck.
Where is the Purple Heart? Where are the fake awards? Where is the tan beret? Where is all that Ranger tabbed shit?
Where is any statement saying you aren’t a Ranger, Combat Veteran or, Sniper, SSG?
Fuck this guy! He never admitted to shit. He never admitted that he was never a Ranger, never received the Purple Heart, never received shit because he never did shit. He made a half assed ambiguous apology and nobody has positive control of that Purple Heart or the rest of the awards. This shit bird has minimized his involvement from the beginning and is continuing the cycle.
William Derek Church, you are the lowest form of shit and I hope if you have even the tiniest form of testicles (doubtful), that a giant rat chews them off. Fuck you!
I have arrived at my first destination. John if you read this I’m not real far from you if ya wanna grab a beer.
No update from Goodwill, I’m going to bed my ass is whipped
WDC- One of the things they teach you at 11B AIT is when you find yourself in a kill zone – get out of it!! I guess being the Day Room Orderly, you missed that class.
You were provided fairly simple instructions to rectify this situation – and you failed. You’re still in the box and taking hits – why?
I guess you really are “dummer in the head, than a hog is in the butt”.
BONEYANK
Not buying it…words are words but pictures are proof..a generic receipt is not proof enough that Chub Toad William Derek Church turned in the uniforms or medals…
@72 Wrench S2/S3 (nit sure what your screen name means but I imagine it is a job description…perhaps Navy? They all have colorful names for their Rates.)
Anyway “Day Room Orderly” made me laugh my ass off. I was thinking of an old basic training duty term, “Latrine Queen”. 😀
@74 Sparks…I was Dorm CQ often and also in Basic I was the Brass Monkey.
@74 Sparks…I was Dorm CQ often and also in Basic I was the Brass Monkey.
/3711 BMTS Lackland May 1984
That asshole can turn the medals, ribbons, awards, and all paraphernalia into the VFW, American Legion, or the Local Armory. I don’t want my wife going around him. I’m not afraid of him doing something, I’m afraid that when she shoots his fat ass the blubber will rebound the bullet and hit her!!! Wotund Willie seriously, let the boys drop, if they’re even there, apologize for all the things you said you were (Ranger, Airborne, SSG not SSGT (your not in the airforce), Sniper, Purple Heart Recipient) that your really not nor were you ever and turn them into a veteran’s center and give us a POC. That’s an acronym for Point of Contact. We’ll simply verify, and confirm. After that your done. Then you and my fat cousin can go about your lives and be left alone.
Sparks @ 74 – Nope, Army.
Most battalion sized elements have the regular staff sections (S1, S2 etc). I was in a non-divisional maintenance battalion (Corps/Theater asset)and our staff sections were set up a little differently. The S2 and S3 shop was combined and headed by a CPT. The “major” staff section was the Materiel Officer (MATO)headed by a Major, which handled maintenance operations – our primary mission.
Basic @ Planet Ord in October 73, then 9th ID @ Lewis. Finished up in ’03 medical’d out.
@GT, most people that have that shirt and are not Rangers, have been “Ranger Tagged”. those who have been Ranger Tagged are authorized to wear the shirt in public so everyone can know “A Ranger Was Here”. Also, those that have been Ranger Tagged tend to be female, but DADT has been repealed since i got out.
I have a shirt I wear from time to time. It is a 2/10th group SF shirt that was given to me by their SGM for taking care of them downrange. I never claim to be SF when I wear it, if I am asked about it I tell them it was a gift and I am proud to wear it as such.
Too bad folks like Church feel the need to try to make up stories to feed whatever ails their self esteem.
@79.
Years ago one of my family members bought that shirt for me when I graduated. (E-4, by the way)
I just never really wore it. Sometimes to cut the yard, or paint or household labor and such, but I never wore it out.
That is for LOSERS.
I will go w/ the lapel pin on occasion, but that is all.
I just never really saw the need to call attention to the fact unless required.
@81: My sister gave me an Indiana State Police shirt and I wore it for the same reasons you wore your Ranger shirt.
@82.
I have definitely led the way scrubbing toilets, bathing the dog, cutting the yard, picking the garden and washing dishes.
I just take orders from HOUSECINC.
@GT, im with ya on not drawing attention, ive been criticized for being critical of military bumper stickers, hats, shirts, etc. ive never seen the point in bragging about that and as we can see from the numerous threads here, seems most who do broad cast that stuff are full of shit
Flt 1440, Lackland, 1973.
D-2-1, Ft. Benning, 1979.
–ghp
@67 A Proud Infidel: “…Did anyone else notice the middle finger in the Hooters picture? ….”
If you open the image and expand it, you’ll see that’s not “the finger” — it’s the blonde hair of Hooterette #1 falling over the shoulder of Hooterette #2. It does look like a one-finger salute, but it’s not.
–ghp
FAT turd
Those poor girls are probably still in therapy after having to get so close to Jabba the Fuck…
@88 nbcguy: “Jabba the Fuck…”
BWA-ahahahahahahaha
First time I’ve heard that one!
–ghp
and #88 wins the internet. Jabba the Fuck. Epic. Just…epic. Hahaha, thanks for the laugh!
@88, ghp, I stand corrected, but HEY, it’s my first day off in three weeks, so I was thinking positive!! 😀 Is there a chance we can figure out which Hooters he likes to hang out at and put a wanted poster or three up in there, at least one for their Girls’ break room, then we’ll see just how quickly they’ll want to have their picture taken with him/it!!
@88, nbcguy, +10 COOL POINTS for that title!! 😀
@88 nbcguy54 You da MAN! Great call sign for him! 😀
This useless fat pustule is not really contrite, he’s only sorry he got caught. I believe he actually enjoyed the attention he received, however embarrassing. My guess is within a year he’ll be back in the news for more stolen valor asshattery or some moral/criminal depravity, because his actual life is so void of actual accomplishment stolen valor is all he has.
Can anyone that knows this obese couple look at his facebook
https://www.facebook.com/JAKK.12612?fref=ts
And tell me if he removed the pictures of him wearing the hat with the SSG Rank and the 82nd patch?
@95 Army Medical
There doesn’t appear to be any personal pictures at all on this FaceBook page link.
It’s not Darby Queen. He misspelled Dairy Queen, which is his term of endearment for the missus. It’s just a nicer way of saying “fat heifer”.
@95 just pictures of candles, candy, a dozen red roses, and a bag of flour. I guess they had some “quality time” on Valentine’s Day
I like how he goes by Bill and her by Louise now so know one will know what true Douche Bags they both are !
100 bitches…like the 100 frozen carp William Derek Church should have stuffed in every orifice of his body.