Whats wrong with the gays?

| November 26, 2013

OK, so the second greatest moment of my life just happened:  a gay midget just came in at the bar I was having lunch at and danced to Copa Cabana.

But my real problem is I was fighting with my waiter, wearing tight jeans, who argued that Shannon Daugherty was better in Charmed than Rose McGowan.

Dude, he’s nuts right?  No one in their right mind thinks Daugherty>McGowan, right?  It must be some gay thing I am not privy too, right?  I mean, there I am watching the greatest thing ever, and I have to correct someone on something so obvious?

I’m half tempted to contact me Senators to protest removing DADT on this ground only, and I would be right to do so, right?

Jesus I am angry.  I get wanting another man, I mean, I watched the Tom Brady crush video Sunday night, but this is nuts.

 BTW: I played this on the Juke Box, so I win.

Category: Politics

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Old Tanker

Hondo,

Thanks for the reminder. Appropriately updated!

Green Thumb

I thought the QB in question was Alex Smith.

Hondo

Old Tanker: de nada. I have a helluva time remembering and on occasion add the warning after the fact myself. (smile)

Twist

“If it is wrong to be in love with the greatest QB in history”

I thought you said you were in love with Tom Brady not Peyton Manning.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@49 Especially the Lannister half-man…he’s the best character in that series right now…well maybe the dragon queen is cooler, but the half-man is a stud…

Twist

Oh, by the way the Vice President of the organization said if you want to do a story on it to hit him up.

Ex-PH2

I like sword fights.

NHSparky

I like turtles!

Old Tanker

Hondo,

I’ve been around this blog long enough to assume there is a NSFW warning that accompanies ANY link a commenter puts up!

😉

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@54 they’re pretty much the same guy except Brady has more super bowl appearances and rings and a really hot MILF at home….they are both first round hall of famers.

Hondo

Way I heard it, since Peyton already had a ring he decided to send his little brother in his place to “handle things” the last two times. (smile)