Monkress’ Minions back at it, and still as bright as ever
So, the Monkress thing blew up again last night.
I’ll get to it in a minute, but I actually doubt this is Paul Wickre. It may very well be, but since whoever it is is CLAIMING to be Paul Wickre, I suddenly get suspicious.
Anyway, some comments from this clown last night to set up the punchline:
God of the Old Testament Says:
Keep talking , keep posting, keep it up.
More data is good! TSO in Indiana, Weir in AL, Jonn in Mineral poor county….
Keep on posting!
TSO; Gotcha Baby!
Then “Psul Wickre”:
11:23a LAFAYE IN 765-409-5646 M2AM M2AM 8
Wow
Another hit on TSO MArk SEAVEY
RIGHT AT THE HERAT OF LAFAEYETTE INDIANA.
MONILE OMNIPOINT RIGHT ON ROUTE #65
Anyway, he then goes on with various legal threats etc. It’s all pretty standard asshattery. No one here has committed any crimes (at least on here) and no police would come after you. He’s trying to troll, that’s it. Frankly it cracks me up.
But here’s the thing, I got an email this morning from Laughing Wolf who is currently in Normandy:
My phone went off just a bit past 0500 Normandy time today. By the time I got to it, it had gone to voicemail. Voicemail consisted of a male screaming ‘TSO I gotcha baby, I GOTCHA!’ and some unhinged laughter.
Now this actually fits with the shit above, because LW lived (note the past tense) in Lafayette. I don’t. In fact, I’ve only driven through it twice, and only stopped once. Added to that, I’ve never hid my name, my email address, my phone number or my address. So I don’t even know what “Gotcha!” means. If you want to call me, just email and I will toss the number up. The only Indiana phone I have is at work, and you can just call my office and get me. I don’t even look at the number, I just answer the phone. My cell number is a 202 area code. I almost never answer that one, but not to avoid calls, it’s just that it is generally dead, as it is right now.
If you want to talk to me, just email at seaveyattorney[at]gmail[dot]com and talk to me. Or just email and ask for my number. 9 times out of 10 I will give it out. Or, again, just call me at the office. I get paid to be here, might as well talk to someone.
And yes, having “attorney” in my email seems pretentious. Homestly I just put it in there so I would remember what the damn email address was, and why I was using it. I hate having numerous emails, so I have that one for legal stuff, and my work one for work stuff.
Wickre is the guy with his creepy arm around dude, in back left.
Category: Shitbags
@45, that would be PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS.
With two L’s.
Google it if you don’t believe me.
@48 I think if it’s only a few it’s henchmen not minions…
@51 Thanks for the heads up I will try and remember the correct spelling of PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS as opposed to the incorrect spelling of PHYLLYP DALE MONKRESS or PHILIP DALE MONKRESS
I think the new name for PHILIP DALE MONKRESS should be Polyp Monkeyass. PHILIP DALE MONKRESS is such a boring, bland name. He needs one to truly reflect his moral stature. PHILIP DALE MONKRESS deserves a new name and I think Polyp Monkeyass suits his character, or lack thereof, just swimmingly.
Ex- that word you cant figure out means “right”, but he is not making sense as usual. Just the truth and right, so he messed up again.
Always enjoy my daily PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS update. Thanks all.
Oh. Gosh. I fell into the same trap.
“I think the new name for PHILIP DALE MONKRESS” should have been “I think the new name for PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS”.
And, “PHILIP DALE MONKRESS is such a boring, bland name.” should have been “PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS is such a boring, bland name.”
Finally, “PHILIP DALE MONKRESS deserves a new name” should have been “PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS deserves a new name”.
Though I still think Polyp Monkeyass suits him better.
@Heidi, yes, I finally figured it out, after realizing that he left the stroke off the ‘o’ in hoyre. It completely changes the meaning of a word if the spelling depends on marks like that.
But, see, I know how to get those marks added to my posts, and Wickre doesn’t. 🙂 In fact, I’m not sure he even understands Norwegian based on what he does.
@Nik, thanks for the feedback on minions, goons, and flunkies.
højre, and no he does not have a clue what he is typing in Norsk:-)
Phils crew…minions, no balls, goons, one ball, flunkies, AC/DC.
See, he didn’t even spell it with a ‘j’. When he does that, which he also did in German and in French, he makes a complete mess out of whatever he’s trying to say. I’m going to find some way to put Russian in with the Roman alphabet – what we use – in place of the Cyrillic alphabet. That should make a mess out of him.
Still not done with Latin. 🙂
Yeah I would not mess with you and languages, you go get him as usual if he shows up again, even though he was lame last night.
Philipp Monkress est mentiens POS asinum fossor. 😀
Sparks, huh, hvad i alverden står der?
Heidi: prøv Google oversætter for latin. (smil)
Help for the southern folk?
Nej Hondo, det orker jeg simpelthen ikke, jeg kan jo bare spørge og ved I nok skal svare mig, griner
Sparks, procul quis vos erant sententia ego rideo risi risum!
Yea Hondo, you’re right. I can’t compare brain pans with most of you so I Google translated it. Precibus meis.
@68 Please see @69 😀
The bright side: use Google translator for Latin and/or Danish/Norwegian.
@41 it doesn’t matter if you google “Monkress” the first hits come to this blog at this time we are pretty much his home page …
@30 TSO is hard not to just fire out while they come in and just ramble at everyone .. wait… You know what? I have to thank whoever is hitting this blog with ridiculous comments for one thing, while I cannot attest to completely understand, you know what? rules of engagement can be frustrating … Wow …
@Ex-PH2 and @Heidi My norwegian is rusty as hell (I can pretty much understand as it has very good ressemblance with Svenska (I know I know not the same but I try to understand) and for latin I don’t even try, you know what breaks me? some latin words look so much like spanish (being a derivative of it) but have different meaning so I ended up pulling a Wickre and reading/writing total non-sense
BTW I think I have figured out how to write like him tho:
translate.google.com then go:
English -> German -> Swedish -> Spanish -> Japanese (this is the trick!) -> English
I swear is like reading Wickre/Monkress
Sorry for the (Evil) tag I forgot to remove it 😛 I blame Monkress for it!!!
Who was that nutless, spineless, Thorozine junky that was posting as Paul K. Wickre, (Goooogledgooogle), last night. If he was supposed to be helping the cause of Phillip Dale Monkress, Gooooogleschmoooogle; he is helping him to get his Gooooogledom count up. I wouldn’t call that a positive thing, just a “thing”.
Polyp Monkeyass, h’mmmmm, does have a nice ring to it.
Something tells me that there’s a touching line here involving “Wickre” and “Monkrey” just waiting to be penned . . . . (smile)
This clown’s “turdsackiness” is at epic proportions.
Well, we all know Paul loves the TRANNY’S, bless his heart.
(Nigerian spam content deleted.)
Great now there is also spam in here, gee why not
I may not be chuckling out loud, but in my mind I am a mirthful bastard.
Just in case it doesn’t make the main page….
Just something for PDM and PKW and APL to think about
Contractors who defrauded government for minority contracts set to be sentenced
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/contractors-who-defrauded-government-for-minority-contracts-set-to-be-sentenced/2013/06/14/9f5ada66-d439-11e2-a73e-826d299ff459_story.html
By the way and off topic, “Happy Flag Day to all of you” especially all veterans.
I hope you have some answers, Phil.
The questions (recorded) are about to be asked.
Thanks GT-Just like you said!
I wonder how much extra the Phildo lined his pockets with on this Thanksgiving Day weekend?
Do they serve turkey at Hooters?
Or is it going to his taxpayer-funded defense?
Phildo will not tell.
I guess only the taxpayer will know.
The Phildo also does not know his commissioning source.
Being that he was a SEAL Team Commander and all……
Don’t give him room to wriggle, EllTee GT.
Just in case pigglesworth peckrewood needs a doctor for his adventures, gynecologists (women’s doctors) are now allowed to treat men, too.
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/gynecologists-may-treat-men-board-says-switch-2D11665027
Phildo,
Will you take a three-party, out of state payroll check written in pencil?
I need a loan.
Phildo is a turd.
In case you are wondering how deep the pockets are of our esteemed contributor from Wilson Lane, did he actually declare bankruptcy over $848.05? I am having a bit of trouble understanding the details on this particular court appearance. The one that I am referencing is Case Number 060100125862007.
http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/inquirySearchParam.jis
Don’t worry, I am sending the state of Maryland $3.00 in royalties so I won’t be accused of copyright violations.
Cash Money says “Phil, how is that credit line?”
Cash Money says “Credit reports are a bitch.”
Cash Money also says “Phil, man, you have to pay your bills.”
Will the defendant please rise…
@91 Hack.Stone, posting something as a reference source is NOT copyright violation, especially when the source is specifically listed and acknowledged. And legal documents are considered to be royalty-free unless they are part of a royalty-paid publication such as a law casebook text for law school students.
Spend the $3.00 on doing a parody of ‘Daydream’ by the Lovin’ Spoonful, instead.
I’m a prissy little momma’s boy who calls women profane names from the safety of my Mom’s basement. I’m not gay because my Mom pulls on my wiener from me – is that gay? No, I don’t think so. So there.
Well, that escalated quickly.
that wasn’t very wickered up. ad drum will be disappointed.
What was that old saying? Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker… but wickre is just plain useless? Something like that?
98, I always thought it was “Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker”. Is it just me, or does the bald guy next to Paul “Little Lord Fauntleroy-Pee Wee Herman” Wickre look like he’s either scared or getting “goosed” by Wickre?
@99 – Yes, he does. Both.
I am disappointed. I jetted in here expecting monumental crazyness and all we got was a weak reply I have heard from 6 year olds on Xbox when they die in Call of Duty.