More on Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL
Late last month we wrote a bit about Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL who claimed, among other things that he’d been selected by members of SEAL Team Six while playing video games in an arcade to go directly to BUD/S training without the bothersome boot camp training. Then he was deployed to the coast of Libya, on the USS Caron from which he was launched like a murderous missile against Qaddafi and had a body count of 77 Libyans in just 102 hours of a killing frenzy. And then he was promoted to O-5.
Well, the folks at POW Network sent us his records last night. They seem quite a bit different than his Hollywood-style stories;
Nothing spectacular in his DD214 in the way of medals, other than the fact that he deployed with some damn fine units.
And, oh, look, he went to boot camp at Great Lakes Recruit Training Center. How pedestrian. I don’t see any BUD/S training, not even a stint at the Fort Benning Academy of Gravity – a pre-requisite for any special warfare training.
I know that prosecutors from Department of Veterans Affairs, Office of the Inspector General are regular readers here. According to POW Network, Cryer is receiving DVA benefits based on his wild-ass fairy tales so you guys might want to look into that.
Cryer has threatened to file lawsuits against POW Network, and I want to let Cryer know that I’m available for a piece of that action, too. Please, please, please sue me, douche nozzle.
Category: Phony soldiers
Cryer–it’s called IP logging. Anyone with admin privileges can see it. EVERY post has an IP address logged, like mine, 155.109.5.23, which actually shows up as Palm Beach, FL, where our servers are located.
YOU, OTOH, are posting from most likely home on your cable modem driven computer, given the fact that your IP addy is a Comcast Cable IP address.
@lucky- You lost me as well. I am sure you have a valid point, but I would break it up in shorter sentences.
@NHSparky- OK got it.. I wish I was in Florida right now, getting cold in Maryland. I lived in Satellite Beach for awhile.
Ok, I will word it so that a SEAL can understand, I will even annunciate for your happy ass: PUT UP OR SHUT UP! If you can’t put up, then go away, you don’t have to go away angry, just go away!
Oh excuse me, PHONY SEAL, my bad!
Cold in MD? In Ocean City? Eat shit, scooter. You haven’t got a clue what cold is.
Maybe if you HAD been a SEAL, you’d know that feeling…lots of time in the water, crawling around, infil/exfil, back to the ship or the boat (yeah, we carried them from time to time, but doesn’t mean I’ll ever claim to be one of them…)
You, OTOH, need to man the fuck up and admit to the world what a phony fuck you are.
@lucky- Do you represent the Secretary of the Navy or the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO). Just asking?
No more than you represent the SEAL community, darlin.
Wow, Sparky, have I ever said anything about being Blue Side? I can’t recall that, nope, I am a Land Lubber, thanks for playing though.
@NHSparky- Why so hostile? I do know what cold is by the way. More then you will ever understand. I was just trying to be nice with you. Well, I can see that this is not an option, OH WELL. I have the State Record in Delaware (look it up) for the Polar Plunge 35 degree ocean water, 15:32 1,100 meters in the Ocean. So if you want to use your BIG BOY Voice know who are talking too.
Hey, nobody’s perfect. But at least you’re not trying to pass yourself off as an 18(X).
Jesus, Cryer. Stop. Hurt. Sides. Laughing.
49NHSparky Says:
September 20th, 2011 at 11:08 am
look at the log book
Which log book is that? And even after 24 years, you’d think you’d remember the name of the guy who supposedly broke it off in your ass. Funny how I can remember the important people in MY Naval career, dates, times, places, right off the top of my head, but you can’t.
Curious, indeed.
Drill Sergeant Amanza. He was a SSG. A mean little mexican DI that used to call us weeds (short for Dick Weeds. He used to make us gorilla stmpt until we collapsed. That was 24.5 years ago and it was Armor basic/ait. Thsi fucker cant say the name of a seal instructor. Iam sure a seal inst. is a little more memorable than my DI was.
Cold, is patrolling in the Afghan Winter of 2004-2005 with shitty cold weather gear, in freezing rain, and not being able to get warm once you feel the slightest bit of cold air. Cold, is almost loosing a tow to frostbite, even with performing proper foot care and changing boots and socks and using foot powder, do not talk to me about the OC being cold Poser!
I do not represent the SEAL Community. My contact(s) with the SEAL Community has been through California, Mark Divine. I have always been impressed with his leadership unlike my relationship with Don Shipley.
Sparky, this is true. And Drill Sergeant Vick, toughest DS I ever met, but fair too. And female, last I heard of her she was the 1SG and probably SGM of the 3rd BN 1st SWTG (A) at Bragg.
Again, Cryer–name five guys you went to BUD/S with, or move the fuck along.
And just for shits and giggles, I Googled, “Joseph Cryer Delaware Polar Plunge”.
The first returned hit? Delaware Special Olympics.
How fuckin appropriate.
It was for charity!! That is funny!!
I actually just googled the same thing, and nothing under Joseph Brian Cryer came back. Maybe it was under a pseudonym, like Amanda Hugandkiss?
Company 176, Great Lakes, 1984. Started off with MMCS(SS) Nelson and MMCS(SW) Benware. Senior Chief Nelson took a stick in the nuts (accidentally) and had to have hernia surgery, where BTC(SW) Mockapetris took over for the rest of the cycle.
Then there was ETCM(SS) Feeney, nuke advisor at ET “A” School.
ETC(SS) Keene, section advisor at NPS.
EM1(SS) Fuller, “seadad” at S5G prototype…
You getting the fucking picture now, Cryer?
@NHSparky- MAN you are making me feel OLD. I served in a full time capacity for the Navy back in the 80’s. You probably were not even born. Back then President Reagan had a 600 ship Navy. I am proud of what you kids have done in our last Wars. Contrary to what you might think I am the guy that gets you’ll paid. It is a constant battle. J. Cryer-
Oh my fuckin GOD. You really don’t get it, do ya Cryer?
Wow, hey Sparky, I think he was meaning that for me
@NHSparky- Please explain?!
Cryer; I served in The Army back then. What people are wondering, in their own version of communicating, is whether or not you claim to have been a SEAL. You claimed it in a facebook exchange, but in order for that to happen, you would have had to go through BUD/S, even back in the 80’s. Did you graduate from BUD/S? It’s a yes or no question. There is no deviation required. No need to avoid the question anymore; just answer it.
You want me to explain, you denser than a black hole fuckstick?
Okay, look up at post 46. Read it slowly. Yes, I can see your lips move as you mouth the words…fuckin boot.
You left for Damneck for OS “A” school about the time I finished BE/E and started ET “A” school. I was more than born in the 1980’s you worthless skidmark.
@NHSparky- Why do you feel you must resort to insulting comments? If you have formulated your opinion, whatever the case, that is fine with me. Fuckstick? Skidmark? It does not make any sense to me. These comments show a lack of education. I have given you the benefit of the doubt since we are in this forum. My recommendation would be to read the dictionary and expand on your capacity to have a conversation.
still wont answer the q, will ya?
For the record, genius, I’m smarter and better educated than you. Having said that, I have zero tolerance when it comes to thieves and liars, and frankly, you’re both.
Disappear, motherfucker.
Still won’t answer the question, Cryer? Why not? Are you afraid to answer truthfully, because it will put your 100% disability claim in jeopardy?
As I said earlier Cryer, you don’t have to go away mad, just go away….
OT–of course he can’t. Imagine if the VA found out he was doing the Rehoboth Polar Bear Plunge in 35 degree water to the point of nearly losing consciousness or some shit like that.
Kinda like the firefighter up here we had who was on disability for his back, but somehow managed to train for and enter a bodybuilding contest.
Why such belligerence? I am not worried about my benefits with the Va, if that be the case I would not be talking to either of you characters. You and your friends are more then welcome to contact the VA if you think there is fraud. Before you do though, just a heads up, you will lose. I am just trying to answer questions in a civil capacity. I find these conversations, yet childish, entertaining in nature.
(sigh)…I love it when someone gives me a, “No balls.”
@NHSparky- How would you know if you were smarter or more educated then myself? Just asking?
Maybe you’re worried about having a fake military ID, Scooter:
http://www.fbi.gov/losangeles/press-releases/2010/la120210.htm
Federal “pound-me-in-the-ass” prison, Joseph. Think abou it. And when they find out you were a former Chippendale, they’ll be lining up for some of that ass, lemme tell ya.
NHSparky- So I am to presume that you were a career military guy/gal. Thank you for your service! Are you getting your retirement benefits? If not what is your concern regarding myself?
You were a fuckin “all balls” OS, aka, a “scope dope.”
We’re not talking rocket scientists here. In fact, your performance was so “meh” that you couldn’t even make PO3 in your enlistment in a more-or-less wide open rating.
I can pretty much guarantee my ASVAB is higher than yours, based on our respective NEC’s and achievements in uniform. Then there’s the whole education spiel. Tell me, what’s the going rate for a “lawyer” who has been “studying and practicing for years” but isn’t a member of the MD Bar?
If not what is your concern regarding myself?
Asked and answered.
@NHSparky- I do not know why you feel you have been slighted? I guess that is the reason I am still talking to you. I am trying to learn something. Like I said, if there is an issue with me you can always contact the VA, they have my service records. Other then that I do not know what else to tell you.
NHSparky- Do you want to be involved in the law suit against the POW Network? Libel Slander Defamation of Character?
Dude, it’s not just me. It’s EVERYONE who has put on a uniform that you shit on with your lies. The VA may have some bullshit records YOU provided them, but I guarantee they don’t have your real ones. People who have REALLY gone through war and who have REAL scars need the assistance of the VA. You don’t. That also pisses me off.
No, I don’t want to be involved in your silly little suit against people who are trying to tell the truth about you. Good luck with that, and hope you go fucking broke and are laughed out of court, dumbass.
Libel and slander are two completely separate things mister lawyer…. What law school was it that you attended? When did you take the bar exam?
Cryer, why don’t you tell my buddy the double amputee about your fake VA claim? I am pretty sure he will beat you with his prosthetic leg, I mean, thats pretty freaking low Bro! (I say Bro, but you have probably never actually served in the profession of arms, and will never therefore be anything more than a wannabe)
“Do you want to be involved in the law suit against the POW Network? Libel Slander Defamation of Character?”
Oh…oh…oh Pick me. Pick me!
Ever hear of pretrial discovery, numbnuts? I want to be in on that. I have questions that MUST be answered.
Ok, Cryer; I have asked you in a civil tone, but you still failed to answer the question. You seem to reply to Sparky using his CPO language, so I’m gonna ask 1 more time: Did you graduate from BUD/S, or not, fuckstain? No need to monologue. No need to deflect. It’s a simple yes or no question that even a no rank, mud rolling, private could answer.
NHSparky- OK then that is fine. I just threw that out to you. Regarding injured Veterans I support them and there families 110 percent. Unlike YOU I have been to Walter Reed and I have supported legislation at the US Senate as well the State of Maryland. If you have a Veteran in need call me (443) 497 7371, this is what I do. To attack the hand that hand that (attempts) to feed you is wrong. Actually very immature in nature. My service record (if you would ever review it) speaks for itself. I have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, trust me. J-
Try as I might, I can only read words here. Is there an audio button I’m missing? I was not Chippendale trained but I recall hearing in certain of my schooling something about slander being the oral cousin of libel, a writing.
@John- Give me your address and I will add you to the law suit.
Been to as in patient or outpatient, or just visiting? Or are you one of those creeps that used to stand outside the gate and “protest”? I spent quality time as an outpatient there undergoing physical therapy for a good three months, quite a bit of time, and btw, wtf would you be doing at Walter Reed, it being the ARMY hospital anyway……