Paul Wickre; your one stop shopping for information

| June 9, 2013

A few weeks ago, I got a call from AT&T in regards to my attempt to change my calling plan. The problem with that was I hadn’t tried to alter my plan. So apparently, someone had tried to impersonate me with my carrier and got busted. They hung up when they couldn’t supply the AT&T woman with my code word. A few days later, my wife happened to be visiting a friend’s house in the Metro DC area when the friend got a phone call from a blocked number. The person on the other end of the call told my wife’s friend that he was with the sheriff’s department and about to serve a warrant on me and he wanted to know if I had guns in my house. Of course, this worried my wife.

A few minutes later, the same person called me and told me the same story, and said that if I had any guns in my house, I’d have to remove them from the premises for the safety of him and his officers. When I asked for the caller’s name, he hung up. A few minutes later, he called my daughter and told the same story, and thinking he had called my wife, told her that she’d have to have her permits for the guns ready to show the officers. But, what the caller didn’t know is that in West Virginia, there are no permits for possessing guns of any sort, except those restricted by the Federal government.

That same night, some troll began leaving comments on the Phillip Dale Monkress discussion from the IP address, 71.178.164.92, which goes back to one Paul Wickre. Wickre then proceeded to publish my social security number as well as TSO’s in the comments of that discussion. I know that was an attempt at intimidating us. But we both have Lifelock, so we really weren’t at risk much.

In fact, Wickre thought he could publish a bunch of stuff about me, including my financial situation, which would scare us off. Yeah, that didn’t work, because nearly everything he wrote was wrong, you know, because he’s such a super sleuth.

In the interim, I got a call from a young man who had dealings with Wickre in the recent past, during which Wickre called his home, threatened his wife, even stood out in the street in front of his house yelling and screaming like a lunatic* [see update]. Eventually, he had to get a restraining order against Wickre because of the harassment. He went on to tell me that Wickre sits in his office drunk and makes calls all night yelling and threatening at people like a big baby.  * TSO Adds: Psul disputes this version of events.  Nonetheless, Jonn’s statement is what he was told, not what happened.  Since Jonn was not there, and is not a Master of the Tarot Card Arts, he has no way of knowing what happened.  He is recounting what he was told.

The other day, as TSO recounted, master detective, Paul Wickre, thought he had discovered TSO’s phone number and called our buddy Laughing Wolf who happened to be in Normandy, France at the time. We’re working on getting the recording of that phone call from Laughing Wolf who is still in France. Here’s the .wav file – you’ll need earphones to hear him say “TSO! I got ya. I got ya, baby” – ya know, even though he really didn’t.

So here is Paul Wickre’s arrest record  [Updated, See next three Paragraphs.]

TSO Adds: Over the course of two days Psul has sent me a virtual uncountable number of absurd emails disputing the characterization of this as an arrest record, while I was busy trying to take in the sights of half naked women in South Dakota, the sweetest smelling of the midwestern states.  Therefore, it is no longer to be called an “arrest record” but rather “a delightful invitation by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.”

As near as I can divine, his basic problem is that we reference only the criminal, and Psul is a full spectrum legal advocate employer thanks to Maryland.  This is no judicial David Ortiz, swinging for the Monster Seats.  No, Psul is a five tool player, covering the spectrum of legal issues. Hell, any drunken cub scout could amass his criminal record for resisting arrest and such things.  (Oh, not convicted on all accounts he also wants you to know, so you should visit the Maryland site to get the full Psul Legal Experience.) On a holiday weekend I daresay an enterprising youth could even match the legacy of Psul by getting a fugitive from justice warrant sworn out by the Commonwealth of Virginia as well.  What makes Psul so special though is his ability to do it all.  Sort of like an Alex Rodriguez of judicial proceedings, although admittedly he is less popular with his colleagues than Mr Rodriguez.  (I am not asserting that Psul is “juicing” or using any [legal] performance enhancing drugs, just in case that is his next legal threat.)

So, as you peruse this next graphic, be sure to note not just the criminal proceedings, but also the civil, domestic, bankruptcy and other highlights.  Psul does not have 35 arrests for criminal matters, but rather has 35 delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.

 UPDATE X2: Just to push on to the heart of the matter, I decided to do away with the graphic we had, which should help with Psul’s serious problem with our potentially violating a Copyright not held by him.  So, instead, I used the helpful download that Maryland has on his delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal page, and you can view that here.  Also, I will add links later to each and every document so you can read in full.

Wickre Court Docket

(NOTE:  NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)

97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty) COURT (HARRINGTON, J.) ADDS CONDITIONS TO DEFENDANT’S BOND AT DOCKET ENTRY #4 TO REFLECT THE FOLLOWING: DEFENDANT IS ORDERED TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS TO THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE STATION IN BETHESDA OR TO HAVE ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CONTACT WITH THE FOLLOWING POLICE OFFICERS: DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOSEPH CENCULA.
SPECIAL CONDITIONS ADDED TO BOND #144375: DEFENDANT TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS OR ANY CONTACT TO THE BETHESDA STATION, MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE, WITH OFFICERS DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOE CENCULA, FILED.

000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)

107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)

2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)

4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)

5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)

5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)

82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)

94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)

94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)

000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY  (Guilty)

0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)

0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x)  (Guilty on 1, STET on second)

1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)

5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)

5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE  (STET on both)

0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)

0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER  (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)

0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER  COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT.  Second hearing Peace Order denied.

107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)

 

That’s quite a few cases of restraining orders and domestic disturbances, isn’t it? But they all take place in Montgomery County, MD. I doubt he’d ever venture outside of that Blue County where he might get injured. That arrest record “delightful list of invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal” is indicative of a drunken bully who is accustomed to dealing with people who are easily frightened. That won’t work here or with us.

The odd part of the whole thing are issues that aren’t in dispute – Phil Monkress lied about being a SEAL, and he admits that he was never a SEAL. No amount of calls from Wickre will alter that fact. Even Monkress’ lawyer admits that she can’t do anything to make us take the post down. So Wickre thinks he can bully us into taking the post down – something that wouldn’t work anyway, because the internet always remembers everything we post. If I took the post down tomorrow, which would never happen anyway, it would still exist on the search engines.

So, anytime Paul Wickre wants to discuss this problem he has, he’s welcome at my house. He knows where it is, because I posted TAH HQs on Google Earth – I’m not hiding from anyone. But, I’m relatively secure in the knowledge that Wickre, like most bullies, is too much of a chicken shit to set foot outside of Montgomery County, MD and face anyone with whom he has a problem.

So, Friday, I emailed his wife and explained the situation to her, and that’s why last night he took on this arrogant air about all of the legal stuff. I sent one email and asked her to perform her wifely duties to distract him from the phone and internet. And apparently he didn’t like that, even though he called my wife, her friends and my daughter to threaten us.

So, here I sit waiting for Wickre to summon the testicular fortitude to cross the Montgomery County line. Oh, yeah, I’ve moved all of my guns out of the house, Paul, as per your request. Ha-ha.

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Sparks

I can’t wait to hear from Psul that due to downturns in business he has been laid off. That would make my year!

PowerPoint Ranger

The schizo style of Psul’s postings has a very Gollum-like quality to it. If Gollum were morbidly obese with bad eyes, goofy glasses and an overtaxed liver.

LostOnThemInterwebs

@745 ChipNASA I wish we could get a pic of his face and phil’s when they read that article …

@748 streetsweeper You mean the baseball team? 😛 do I need to work on my tobacco spitting technique? LoL! 🙂

My bet is that either he comes in here full blast raging in all madness or he will hold until tomorrow, depends if he read the article.

@752 Julie if they ever go they probably will to say hi or because you called them, he doesn’t have the guts to start something that will snowball definitely outside the internet.

Frankly Opinionated

Nik@#725: My apologies to you, sir. Having had several girlfriends in the past named Nik, Nicki, Nicci, I assumed wrongly that you were female. Just goes to show what happens when one “assumes”.

not julie wEir(wink)

@756 Lost: but I do 🙂

Frankly Opinionated

If,in fact, Paul K. Wickre is headed for San Francisco, perhaps it is so that he can be in the Fulton Street Parade.
I doubt this photo is him, but it could be his date for the event:
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Jonn, wasn’t it here at TAH that we saw those photos by Zombie, of the event a year or two ago?

Nik

@757

Nik@#725: My apologies to you, sir.

No worries. My nickname used to be “Nick”. My GF and Mom (no, they’re not the same person), both still write it that way.

At work, however, it’s written “Nik” because our programmer’s name is “Nick” and it was too confusing for folks so people just started writing it as “Nik” as there’s no c in my name.

streetsweeper

No, LOST. Not those those Rangers The Texas Rangers. Maybe Wickre and Monkress should follow that link as well. Might be educational for ’em.

streetsweeper

@ #760 Nik: Just raise your kilt and show ’em your Marine. *cackle*

ExHack

@732 – Lost, you Just. Don’t. Understand. Nicole wouldn’t have access to Paul K. Wickre’s MENSA records because they are classified Super-Secret Danger-Danger (SSDD). Paul K. Wickre is way too high-speed, low-drag in the high-IQ operators’ community to be in any records that a mere little Membership Assistant would have access to.

ExHack

… you know, I just got this mental image of Paulina getting a call from Don Shipley, grilling him on which Mensa test group he was in and who else was in that test group … oh, the lolz ….

Heidi

ExHack heh, Psul/Paulinai is way smarter than any mensa program if he keeps coming in here, cough

Heidi

That was supposed to be paulina, darn auto correct

Frankly Opinionated

Today as I did a 200 mile round trip, having some time to think and reflect; I considered those serving, those who have served, those who didn’t serve but do all they can to support our military, and also thought of Paul K. Wickre, who, on this Army Birthday/Flag Day hasn’t had one damned good word to say about our troops or veterans in any of his pathetic offerings here at TAH.
That this sorry sack of shit even thinks we might consider a “truce” with him is laughable. Truce is but one level above surrender, and several levels below victory, and we who have served, “A”Team or not, know that we have defeated him and see no reason to even think of any such ludicrous thing as “truce”.
I wonder if there is a hard spot on his body, (other than his thick cranium).
Asshole! Yes, YOU Paul K. Wickre, listen up. I would put my money on the least person here, going against you, in any fashion, from physical to a battle of wits. You, the “Elite” one, are smaller than the lice on a mouse’s back, you puny spineless snot rocket. (Dayum, who was it that coined that phrase a ways back?) One thing is for sure, Gooooooooogledom has given you a place in infamy.

ExHack

Well said, Frankly.

I get the feeling that Paul K. Wickre’s wife has him locked up and restricted to a couple rooms of their “Mansion”, with linoleum floors and vinyl upholstery (easy-clean), where he can piss and shart himself and live out his delusions in a confined space. Send in a cleaning person twice a week while he’s passed out, throw cases of cheap store-brand vodka and Cheetos and take-out pizzas in there, lock the door, distasteful spouse problem solved.

Valkyrie

Nik – Well you basically did what I’ve been working hours on doing. So I guess I can stop now cause you did it ten times better than I could. My OCD was getting in the way and I was filling up a notebook on everything that’s been posted on every thread.

Julie – So the cops never came. Big shocker on that one!

So now I have an e-mail address I made just for Paul that he didn’t take me up on. I’ll post it again if anyone wants to find me and Facebook me.

ValkrieTAH@hotmail.com

yeah, it’s spelled incorrectly on purpose.

Ex-PH2

@767 Frankly Opinionated, remember: there are no truces between lions and hyenas.

Valkyrie

Ex – We’re the lions, right?

not julie wEir(wink)

Hyenas are more feared….

Valkyrie

Yeah, but they make a funny noise and lions have that “puffy Florida hair”. ha!

not julie wEir(wink)

Val, true
lionesses do all the hunting, so lets let the boys weigh in on this one!
GUYS? Are we (TAH ) lions or hyenas?
And why?

Ex-PH2

Julie, Valkyrie — yes, we are the lion(esse)s.

Paul K. Wickre is the hyena, which is most appropriate, because the hyena is a female-dominated society — the males are always smaller than the females — and they make all the decisions, bring home all the bacon, etc. I think you get the idea.

Valkyrie

Ex – I just heart you so big right now!! I wish I had a fraction of your smarts!

Nik

We’re the Lions/Lionesses, because together, we have the pride.

MrBill

I was idly wondering how one would pronounce “Psul”, when it hit me:

PUSTULE!

Paul K. Wickre’s new nickname? Whaddaya think?

Green Thumb

I consider myself a buzzard.

I fly high, eat leftovers and have no “pride”.

Life is good when you have no expectations or responsibilities!

Gotta love college!

LostOnThemInterwebs

@761 streetsweeper LoL! Yeah, I’m sure the way this is going they will get a visit.

@763/764 ExHack Ahhh!! now I get it .. dude is so high speed they kicked him out, because everyone else in mensa felt stupid while talking to him? how “special” of him …. (Actually I do feel a bit more stupid myself after reading him, but that’s because my braincells prefer to suicide to keep on trying to decipher whatever he writes on his rants)

“As a public service I would like to explain to you that you never drink from a straw, you always ask for a dirty glass and put whiskey on it”*
“Today I bring you Paul K Wickre, this numnuts actually claims being smart, look at him he is even drooling!”
*phone rings*
“Hey Paulie!!!! it’s Don!!! .. Don Shipley!!”
“AH yes what can I do for you Don”
“Well, see I read that you are a member of mensa?”
“Yes, sir I am”
“Well, I don’t see you on the database”
“Excuse me?”
“Mensa cannot found you on their database, any ideas of why?”
“Well I was inducted by a presidential order in secret because I was do…*coff* *mumble*”
“What? ok you have to staaaaart aaaaall over again buddy, let me ask you, what was your mensa class”
“1955”
“Try again, you were not born in 1955”
“Ahh, well I don’t know what to tell you that’s my class”
“OK give me 5 names of guys that took the test with you”
“I was given a private test and I was in a private lounge all the time, it even said “VERY VERY ‘Special’ person on the door”
“Look buddy you are not there and smart people are tired imbeciles claiming being smart so cut it out ok?”
“*mumble rant*”
*Phone cuts off*
“Ohhhhh this ‘special people'”

*That joke is Don’s I’m paraphrashing everything else is extreme “artistic” license

Ex-PH2

Valkyrie, I saw that program on “Nature” a while back. The female hyenas even have a fake penis. 🙂 Not saying this because I want one, but it’s just the image of who actually urinates standing up at psul’s house…. and then I start laughing…. 🙂

GT, remember: buzzards and vultures are Mom Nature’s housecleaners. They serve an important purpose in preventing the spread of disease. They are the rear guard, so to speak, the Watchers of the Dead, and the High Priests of Decontam. How’s that?

Valkyrie

Mr. Bill – I think you might be on the something.

Lost – Pure genius as always!

Green – Glad to know what college life is like, since I’m sending my daughter there next month.

Ex-PH2

I swear, you are all getting exponentially better and better at this .

LostOnThemInterwebs

Valkyrie and Ex-PH2 .. just following your lead 🙂

Nik

Found this on Reddit. I think I’ll leave this here because of the Bronie connection made earlier.

http://imgur.com/pSopxBm

Nik

Getting better at what, Ex-?

Beretverde

Dealing with “Crazies” can drive one crazy… as they don’t get it. It is obvious that a certain individual here resembles the “crazy side”… and it can be entertaining. However…the “Crazy” doesn’t see any reality and can feed into normal discussions and lead the “Normals” commenting on the crazy. I think 700+ posts bears this out!

Green Thumb

@782.

I am also a former IN Officer that completely understand morals, values, respect and social concepts.

Sorta.

I hate posers and am very disenchanted with the war.

Life goes on. It took me awhile to come to that realization; but I did.

And I FUCKING HATE Academia. But I get it.

I am what you call a man with no land; a breeze or in PC terms: a misunderstood.

But I preserve. I am also older, not 21.

What school? Be general in you feel the need.

Green Thumb

Persevere.

As I said earlier, I have no concrete responsibilities or expectations.

Beer, books and boredom.

Valkyrie

Green – She will be attending The University of Western Florida in Pensacola. She’s going to start off as trying to train (or study) to become an EMT but that’s to pay for her way through school. Her “end game” is to become FBI with a degree in psychology. Or that was her plan last week it changes here and there.

Just An Old Dog

With Apologies to The Beatles and Eleanor Rigby..

Ah, look at all the stupid people
Ah, look at all the stupid people

Phillip Dale Monkress lies to the people and tells them that he was a SEAL

No one is Fooled

looks out the window, pins on a Trident he keeps in a jar by the door

He is a tool

All the stupid people
Where do they all come from?
All the stupid people
Where do they all belong?

Paulie K Wickre types out his bullshit,and then wipes his nose on his sleeve

No one believes

Works for Phil Monkress, drives a Jaguar that sounds like the Second World War

Need I say more

All the Stupid people
Where do they all come from?
All the Stupid people
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the Stupid people
Ah, look at all the Stupid people

Phillip Dale Monkress Was locked up for Fraud, he was Sad.
But Bubba was Glad

Paulie K Wickre wiping the tears from his eyes as he shared the same cell
His rectum did swell.

All the Stupid people (Ah, look at all the stupid people)
Where do they all come from?
All the stupid people (Ah, look at all the stupid people)
Where do they all belong?

Flagwaver

Lions, hyenas, buzzards… Welcome to wonderful world of personality-type animals!

Personally, I’m more of a wolf. Caring toward my family and friends and vicious to my enemies.

Wickre is more like a nutria… a big, wet rat.

Just An Old Dog

@790 Valkyrie, Good luck to your Daughter, in School, EMT Work and eventually getting into the FBI.
My Niece Started out as a Sheriff’s 911 Dispatcher, then went EMT. She’s now a supervisor and loves her career path.
As far as the FBI career, I watched my company commander go through the selection process. It started with the written screening test and took him about a year just to get accepted. Of over 1500 that started the process with him there were about a dozen selected to go to school.
He didn’t have a legal or Law enforcement degree but he was a VMI Grad, a Marine Captain, very intelligent and get through people trying to bullshit him within two minutes.

Valkyrie

Just – Thank you for your well wishes. We know she’s in for a tough road, but I have some family members in the FeeBees already that are trying to give her advice. She will probably change her mind a few times. She’s young and wants to “save the world” right now. I know she’s really wants to be in law enforcement but I think she’ll end up working with kids in some degree.

ExHack

@780 – Lost, thank you for bringing my vision to life. I’ve actually been busy today, change from my usual days off lately. The image of Psul’s sphincter alternately puckering and permanently opening (sharted again – Karen, fresh chonies, stat!) at the booming uber-voice of Don Shipley, calling him to account for his stolen Mensa valor, is priceless.

@775 and prior – Ex, he is definitely the hyena. A creature who laughs uncontrollably, is laughed at by the serious predators, and feeds on offal.

OldSargeUSAR

@774

I’d have to go with lions: sleek, beautiful, with puffy, blonde hair.
The hyena? Bad disposition, nasty, mean, and ugly as a mud fence.
Go Lions…..

OldSargeUSAR

@795

Hack, go read 774 again.

Ex-PH2

@786 – Nik – At expressing contempt with eloquence.

Thanks to Paul the repellent, the comments have gone from mere anger and annoyance to explicit displays of scorn, disdain and repudiation of all that is paul.

Paul appalls all.

Ex-PH2

Old Dog — Eleanor Rigby? Damn! That takes me way back! Good shootin’!

MrBill

@791 – Outstanding!

ExHack

@797 – I did, and I stand by my position. Paul = hyena.

Lot of lionesses in this pride.

Old Dog – outstanding. Could actually hear the song in my head.

Off to watch bad Syfy movies. The Hyena ain’t enough entertainment anymore.

AtDrum

I love my job. Now I can sit, and wait. Let’s see if he shows again. Last time he was as close to rational as he can get. Soon we should get the full lubricated with booze version of him…

Green Thumb

Buzzards can also dump in flight.

Gotta love our JTACs calling it in!

And most JTACs I have seen walk with the IN.

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