Daniel A. Bernath; phony CPO
Editor’s Note: Daniel A. Bernath passed away on January 21, 2018
Scotty sent this to us over the weekend and I was holding on to it for a drought, but our own Ex-PH2 was excited that Daniel A. Bernath was a PH2, too. Just by looking at the rank on his sleeve, you can tell he’s a phony since, instead of laying out the bucks for new rank, he had a stripe embroidered on the sleeve. He has service stripes for twenty years of service, but his FOIA tells a different story;
3 years and change in active service, and a couple of years in the Reserves. Now let’s do some math – you’ll need most of your fingers, he’s wearing seven awards in the picture and the FOIA says that he has five. Well, finally we got a Navy phony who is not a SEAL.
ADDED: Look familiar? Courtesy of Sparks to whom I bow for his superior Google-foo belt.
From MCPO;
Category: Phony soldiers
I wonder if Daniel A. Bernath the FAKE E7 even comprehends that messing with Ex-PH2 as well as many others here is akin to playing with matches and gasoline while living inside a house made of dry straw? What an 8TFU idiot!
Another gem that pops up is that “Birdbath” Bernath is not allowed to serve as a client representative for Social Security Clients anymore. The SSA cited of 50 instances of misconduct on his part. That’s probably why he is filing all the bull-shit law suits. His pool of clients was cut off.
He has quite the impressive Google Footprint. The thing is a lot of it happens to be things he’s written himself. Any other valid news article or site calls him out for being a shyster and a lying sack of shit.
My name is Gern Blanston.
I crack myself up!
@553… Oh hell, he must have been john Skerry’s camera man. He was on the ground.
The guy is unbelievable. He tried to sue YELP because he got a bad review from one of the contributors. That was tossed out so now he is trying to do a class action law suit against YELP saying that they are supposed to pay wages to contributors.
This guy needs to be given permission to fly to his hearts content over vast tracts of unpopulated areas. Darwin will see to the rest.
My name?
My name is Micheal J Caboose,,,, and I HATE BABIES!!!
@553 HMCS (FMF) AO was carried on some ships in 55 gallon drums that were painted with orange stripes.
Unless you had direct contact with that stuff, meaning cleanup crew – which you’d have to prove beyond a doubt – your exposure to that crap was not nearly what the soldiers and Marines on the ground were getting. They called it yellow rain.
However, it’s not something that will leave you needing crutches. You’d be more likely to get some kind of cancer out of it, or have children with severe birth defects.
Any vet can get an Agent Orange screening at a VA health care center.
Is that what bernutsky DAN A BERNATH is dogging now? It doesn’t put you on crutches. I used to get asbestos exposure class action stuff back in the 1970s, but I wasn’t on a ship, so I let it go. That exposure gave some people mesothelioma, but it was shipyard workers.
ExHack is right: we need to put more effort into this. AS TO AS TO AS TO AS TO …. oh, wait, that’s psul the pustule. I almost forgot. It felt so… well, familiar, for a moment there, like socks with holes in them.
People, I have been putting my heart and my liver into this. I have been doing my best. Do we have to call in the big guns?
Real name time: My name is Macon Georgia. I raise hollyhocks and zucchinis for the crabhouse down on the pier. You know that one: it gets swamped every time there’s a hurricane. All the sailors stop in there and flirt like mad things, but I don’t pay any attention to them because my true love is Whiskey Pete Piper. He runs a shrimp boat in the gulf.
Unlike DAN A BERNATH, that carpetbaggin’ Yankee lawer from up northwest of here, Whiskey Pete is an honest, hard-workin’ man who brings in more shrimp than a bucketful, and works so fast he’s done before the cat can lick its rear.
And that’s the trooot! 😛 P P P P P
@558 – he’s still dogging Yelp as part of a group called “The Yelp Class Action Law Firm” with Randy Rosenblatt as lead attorney. Some S-2:
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131026/00272425024/yelp-reviewers-launch-class-action-lawsuit-claiming-theyre-unpaid-employees.shtml
http://www.yelpclassaction.info/
http://searchenginewatch.com/article/2304607/Yelp-Lawsuit-Seeks-Wages-for-Yelpers
http://www.searchenginejournal.com/yelp-lawsuit-mean-guest-reviewers-can-get-back-pay/77373/
Danny-boy is looking for the Gravy Train, and Yelp seems to be in his sights. He’s already lost against them once in Oregon State Court… hopefully the courts will hand him his ass once again.
Hamilton Burger had a better record in court than Danny-boy… Danny’s winning percentage is probably lower than the Mendoza Line.
@560 – thanks for the info… I’m a little young too young to have served in that era (’82-’06).
BTW – the name is Juan Hung Lo… daddy was Vietnamese, momma is from Venezuela.
Yes, Ex, AS TO indeed. We’re both getting punch drunk and confusing one puddle of puke with the other. Paul (of the Ballsack) is already Goooooogle famous. Daniel A. Bernath, Phony Chief Petty Officer, is long overdue to join him.
Daniel A. Bernath, Phony Chief Petty Officer, is a recipient of the ‘dropping a giduck’ and ‘bernastypants’ awards.
My name is Mike Hunt. People LOVE to call Hooter’s franchises, bars, and taverns to have waitresses page me over their PA systems. My best friend’s name is Chon Wang (say it really fast!) and he immigrated to the US to become a cowboy!
Just checked out the National Association of Naval Photography… guess what name isn’t listed on there most recent membership roster (September 2013)?
http://www.navyphoto.net/nanp-database.pdf
But in 2008, they had him listed at guess what rank/rate?????
PH2
http://www.mac-care.com/NANPMembers.pdf
Also his home address was different then what he was listing… Google Earth shows a strip mall/office building in ’08
I wonder what they would think about you now, Danny-boy?
@564, HMCS, *WHAP!* – OOOH, that’s gonna leave a mark!! Who’s he gonna sue over that?
Sadly for Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath, there is no affirmative counter-offense against the TRUTH, which remains an absolute defense.
Smegma smear.
Looks like Dabby-boi needs to file a $10 million llawsuit againtst the NANP for not listing him as a PHc (hon)!
How’s it feel to be punked by the organization that “honored” you, Danny-boi??? It’s karma Danny… just like the California Bar slapping you for your LIES, FRAUD and being a DEADBEAT DAD… for going after Judge Hyatt…. for going after Yelp… CRASHING your plane and not talking to the NTSB and FAA.
@564 I’m betting if you around and ask how they went award to making Birdbath Bernath an honorary CPO they would just give you a blank stare.
I betting a dollar to a donut, not only is he a fake CPO the entire process that awarded it to him was self manufactured.
Here’s a gem from that “Lawsuit Madness” thread other private pilots dedicated to “Crash’s” divot digging exploits:
“My moral character is just fine, thank you, having been an officer of the Court for 30 years and passed the equivalent of a top secret clearance for Homeland Security after 9.11.”
Lie, lie, lie. At the time he claimed to have served as a TSA screener (’02-’04), sorry to say, it was pretty much Bum of the Month Club in terms of background checks. I was hired in October ’06 and I worked for about 3-4 months before I got called in for follow-up questions about my SF86 background check. At this time supervisors, managers, behavior detection officers, and coordination center officers must pass a more intensive background check for a Secret clearance. But for most of TSA (excepting top management and a few others), Top Secret has never been handed out – nor would it ever be needed. Certainly not back in the rollout days.
I know it’s a very small lie in a much larger tapestry, but it’s indicative of everything else. Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath, lying liar.
JAOD: I’m with Ex-PH2. Those letters of recommendation (i.e., the one allegedly written by his 83-year-old former CO as he lay dying of congestive heart failure and probably dementia) are so long-winded and lardy with asskissery (or in reality, the worst kind of self-love) they aren’t even readable, and they all read the same. I’ll give you the dollar and the donut (Maple Creme Drizzle from Dunkin – my favorite!) that the process, the letters, the “honor” – all of it got pulled out of his commodious fart-trumpeting ass.
Normally I’d say that the tragedy here is he took an entirely respectable service record that anyone else would be proud of – E-5 Navy photo-journo, nothing to sneeze at; look at our Ex-PH2 – and forever soiled it with this kind of fakery finery. But who even knows what details the DD214 doesn’t share.
Limp dick.
It’s getting thicker by the minute!! Daniel A. Bernath the phony Chief, you can’t hide your past, and your messing with us here is akin to a teacup toy poodle trying to intimidate either a Bullmastiff or a Great Pyrenees, your sessions of being chewed up and spit out have only begun!! I remember when I was in A-Stan, and the then-JCOS, GEN Peter Pace, USMC visited our Camp and others on a Christmas Season tour with some celebrities and dignitaries. Among them was a real MOH Recipient who told us that no matter what, we had nothing to be ashamed of serving there, and advised everyone NOT TO embellish once we got home. One quote I remember from him is “Dont lie, because then you have to make up another lie to cover that, then another, and before you know it, you’re at the bottom of a swimming pool of lies, and eventually you’ll drown yourself.”. YOU, Daniel A. Bernath, the fake E7, have drowned yourself, and many more will deepen the pool you’re already at the bottom of as they unearth many more of your past chickenshit stunts and post them here!
Frankly O. has already given you your classification, and I wholeheartedly concur!!
@565 – and here’s another current NANP listing, with all known photographers, whether NANP members or not, and Bernath’s on it. As a PH2.
http://www.navyphoto.net/Photomates.pdf
This morning, I once again took Daniel Bernath’s portrait(?) to my photoshop. Rather than list all the discrepencies, I will say simply: Anyone who is this poor with photoshop should not be allowed to even open the program. I would wager that he used a mouse instead of a pen and tablet, (as any self-respecting amateur or professional artist would use), and further that he did not take it to 100% as he proofed his work before “flattening” or “merging visible”, to save.
He should stick to crayons and using the back sides of his failed law filings. So, in summation; As to his personal character, or lack thereof, he remains a: MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER and as to his Photoshop skills, once again, he is at the least, a: MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSR And, as a Sunday morning bonus assessment:
As to his ability to write his own letter of appreciation, in someone else’s name of course, he also meets my definitive classification of: MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER
I cannot think of any remotely honorable thing to say as to his character. (Paul K. Wickre, did I get in a sufficient amount of “As To” references?)
And it’s interesting to note that the NANP roster does list a handful of members as PHC (Honorary) – but Bernath isn’t one of them. Could it be that this honorary status was never bestowed by the NANP; or if it was, could it have been rescinded at some point?
Good mo-o-o-o-orning, TAH!
I had to get some of my own work done last night. What did I miss? Did I miss anything ‘special’ in re: daniel a bernath the FAKING FAKEY FAKE CPO?
If you really think about it, the Oregon state bar was being polite when they said he was of ‘low moral character’ (a quote). That trail of breadcumb clues — oooopss! I meant ‘breadcrumb’ – breadcrumb clues about himself is getting shorter and shorter. If it leads where I think it does… eeewwwwww!
@576 Good Morning to you lovely lady. Haven’t seen anything new from our special attorney. Hope the weather is treating you well. Remember sometimes just the anger over guys like Bernath can keep me warm.
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Here’s a few more I found courtesy of bing, I’m not a fan of google, and this thread pops up on the first page on that search engine!
Here’s a few more links, if any of these are already posted, it’s because I was too tired from just getting off from the night shift, and too lazy to search the rest of this thread to see if they were already here.
http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-5118-daniel_bernath.html
http://www.tualatinvfw.com/biography/comrade-daniel-a-bernath/
http://www.aspecialdayguide.com/shyster/hyattcivilrightscomplaint05172011.htm
http://badlawyernyc.blogspot.com/2010/10/remember-oregons-wrestling-social.html
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/06/portland_elevator_tussle_clima.html
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Here’s my daily dose of Bing-Fu!!
MrBill, it was never given him. Those who have it, like the late Eddie Adams, the Pulitzer prize-winning photographer who photographed the Vietnamese police chief executing a VC prisoner point-blank in Saigon in 1968, got that title from the MCPO of the Navy.
It’s clear AS TO AS TO AS TO bubblicious bernutsky daniel a bernath that he sullies just about everything he touches, isn’t it? And he drops hints about what he’s really like wherever he goes.
Where is Green Thumb in all this? He’s been so quiet. Thumb, we’re worried about you. Sing out!
MrBill, it was never given him. Those who have it, like the late Eddie Adams, the Pulitzer prize-winning photographer who photographed the Vietnamese police chief executing a VC prisoner point-blank in Saigon in 1968, got that title from the MCPO of the Navy.
It’s clear AS TO AS TO AS TO bubblicious bernutsky daniel a bernath that he sullies just about everything he touches, isn’t it? And he drops hints about what he’s really like wherever he goes.
Where is Green Thumb in all this? He’s been so quiet. Thumb, we’re worried about you. Sing out!
@575 – I would hope that NANP looked a little more closer at Danny-boi and found out that he is a FRAUD, LIAR and DEADBEAT DAD and told him to pound sand.
Danny-boi probably has another lawsuit in the works against NANP for not making/revoking his “honorary promotion” to cpo. BTW – he makes Navy E-7’s look like freakin’ stellar performers (there is a difference between CPO and E-7 in the Navy).
Danny-boi… my name is Zoltan… YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOLTAN!!!
@572: That MoH winner told you good, Proud Infidel. Don’t matter if you came back an E3 with no extra bling, or if you came back Dakota Meyer. We are proud of every single one of you guys and dolls, every single day. Thank you for your service Sir.
On a brighter note, this thread’s now in the top 20 Gooooooogle hits for Daniel A. Bernath, Phony Chief, Human Crash Dummy, and all around MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER!
Up at #489, our new ‘friend’ bubblicious bernutskybutt made this statement: ‘I’ve made something in my life.’
Really? Oh, I get it. He didn’t listen to Estelle Leonard, who told Joey Tribiani, “Take any job you can get and don’t make on the floor.”
That’s what’s wrong. Dandan the bernastypantsman MADE ON THE FLOOR.
Happy to clear that up.
Yes, Ex, but did he make in his pants too?
Question for Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath (top 20 GOOOOGLE!) for your daily check-in: when you crashed your widdle airplane because YOU KNOWINGLY took off without enough gas to take it across a cornfield, did you ‘make’ chocolate pudding in your giant-ass granny panties? Your fan club wants to know.
ExHack: “Does he look like the kind of fella that would put doo doo in the capsule?”
(Yeah, it’s a quote. Anyone want to name the character, film, and actor? No fair using Google. [smile])
I know MCPO NYC is focusing on mad, bad Gregoy ‘Cody’ Banks, but we are on approach to Landing Pad #600.
We must keeping going!
Bernath, you haven’t checked in with you phlegm club yet. ‘Smatter? Left your knickers in the loo again?
Oh, yeah, that thing with those crutches? It takes a lot of physical strength to use the brakes in any aviation vehicle. I know, because I’ve flown, too. Lots of leg strength. So how can you be so weak in the legs that you have to propr yourself up with crutches, and yet you managed to get licensed to fly and airplane?
Real Name Time again: Hi, I’m Jessica Rabbit, and I’ve got a song for you, snookums. It ends with that famous line ‘Why don’t you do right by me like some other men do?’
Well?
Yes, I guess that would be difficult for someone with your history and your self-centered, narcissistic view of things.
@586–I know it was The Right Stuff. As to who the character was, I totally forget.
Hondo: don’t know the movie 🙁 But Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath is definitely the kind of guy who’d defecate or flatulate in a tight, populated space. Bus driving Blue Falcon all the way.
Yall are baaaaddddddd…But! You are not as bad as the baddest badass hisself! Daniel A. Bernath (Google hit) phony Chief Petty Officer is sooo badass that not even the Master Chief Petty Officer of the US Navy can sneak past him, leaning on crooked, dogleg bent crutches, standing watch on the tailfan (whatever that is) and while lobing rounds at other Bernath nutjobs floating in a disabled PCF (or PBR) yelling for John sKerry to halp them and still tossing alla his store bought medals over the Whitehouse Fence. Ew!
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“Bus driving Blue Falcon all the way”. ROFLMAO! EX-HACK? CHECK THAT BOY FOR A CLASS A CDL, MEDICAL CERTS AND LOGBOOK VIOLATIONS! LMAO!
Fake Bernie boy himself has brought much attention to his past, present and now future activities.
His challenge to me (on the phone), where he questioned the MCPON’s authirty and then hung up (like a 13 year old girl who found out her rival has the same training bra) has not gone unattended to.
Let’s see how Bernie girl wiggles out of this.
I suspect his plan, one which he employs regularly with negative results, is to sue!
@586 Levon Helm, drummer for “The Band”, as the narrator character of Jack Ridley, in “The Right Stuff” 1983. Great drummer and vocalist.
Wait a sec, Master Chief–he QUESTIONED THE AUTHORITY OF THE MCPON?
Oh, dat boy just went full retard right there.
He can sue, but 1–who, 2–for what?
Lurking on Daniel A. Bernath.
Lurking on Daniel A. Bernath 2.
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Lurking on Daniel A. Bernath 5.
Lurking on Daniel A. Bernath. Got IT!
@580 Ex-PH2, yes, I understand your point that only the MCPO of the Navy can legitimately confer that honor. My thought on the matter was that if the NANP purported to confer that honor on Bernath – even if it was an illegitimate honor – that they would at least list him as such on their own membership roster. The fact that he is not listed as such on their membership roster suggests two possibilities to me: 1)the NANP does not and never has purported to confer such an honor and that Bernath just made the whole thing up; 2) the NANP did purport to confer such an honor on Bernath but at some point rescinded it for some reason. There may be some other reason I’m not thinking of, but those are two possibilities that occurred to me.
Another thing strikes me as odd. Bernath was a member of NANP. They supposedly conferred this great, great honor on him; so great that he makes it a prominent part of his resume, complete with dummied-up photo, and he continues to refer to himself by that alleged honorary title to this day. Most members of NANP appear to be life members. Yet, Bernath is no longer a member of this organization that supposedly bestowed this great, great honor on him. Why? Did he somehow make himself persona non grata with the NANP (I know, it’s hard to believe, but anything is possible)?
@592: wow. Just wow.
Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath loves to challenge far better men (and women; Ex-PH2 step up!) than himself. But that takes all. AS TO any litigation plans, truth is an absolute defense. And the truth is, Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath has never been a Navy Chief Petty Officer, honorary or otherwise, and now he almost certainly never will be.
You’re not even a Social Security lawyer anymore, are you, Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath? Your little jihad and your dishonest ways got the wheels knocked off that gravy train for you, didn’t it?
Outhouse gravy guzzler.
@591: I calls em as I sees em, Sweeper. Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath has tried to drive many buses over many of his betters … But he always CRASHES ….