Fred Emmart – Fake Combat Veteran, SeaBee, BM, and Special Boat Operator. Sock Puppet Whitney Chimes In.
The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Frederick Porter Emmart II. Emmart lives in Keyser, West Virginia. Emmart is 44 years old as of February 2020 – the time of this writing.
No case is complete without the obligatory bathroom selfie so let’s just get that out of the way…
On Emmart’s Facebook profile, it says he was an Operations Specialist (OS) and retired from the Navy. It also says he is a Disabled Veteran, former Boat-swain [sic], Culinary Specialist and Petty Officer First Class (E-6).
It says he is an Operations Specialist under the Facebook ‘About’ section.
Emmart has photos and comments posted that gives the implication that there is a strong connection with himself and the US Navy SEAL community.
And even states he was serving with them at the time.
In fact, Emmart was asked about this…
Emmart claimed to have many jobs while in the Navy…
Emmart even said he was with the SeaBees…
Emmart was asked about being with the Marines…
Emmart had a posting on his page about bombs going off…
Emmart was asked about his rank and if he was in combat. He said he received a Combat Action Ribbon (CAR) for Operation Desert Shield. Besides ODS/S being before he enlisted in 1993, the “combat” part of that operation was called “Storm” and not “Shield.” He was honest about his rank and said E-5 vs. E-6 but felt he was so close to E-6. Recall it is claimed as PO1 (E-6) on his Facebook profile.
There were many other claims about deployments and time frames. They were somewhat off (i.e. Camp Lejeune Naval Hospital from 2009-2013) but it may get hard to follow this case to post all of them.
Because Emmart claimed he got out in 2013, the Department of the Navy would hold his records so they were asked to shed some light on all of this.
The above DD-214 and all assignments can be seen by clicking on the following button.
DISCUSSION and SUMMARY
The records show that Fred Emmart served in the US Navy from 1993 to 2013. He was discharged as a Culinary Specialist Second Class (E-5).
He did just over 20 years in the Navy and retired. There was no discrepancy there.
RATINGS AND ASSIGNMENTS
His records show no other training or rating other than the CS rating.
He was not a Boatswain’s Mate (BM) or Operations Specialist (OS).
Emmart’s records do not support a claim of being a Special Boats Operator or Navy SeaBee.
COMBAT VETERAN
There is no Combat Action Ribbon (CAR) listed in Emmart’s military records that would designate him as being in combat.
If a combat veteran is someone that was aboard a ship in the waters supporting a combat action, and either fired missiles or launched planes in direct support of that mission, the ship is usually given a Combat Action Ribbon but it is not an individual award. It may be a truthful claim of the sailors on board to claim they were a combat veteran.
DISABILITY
Emmart may have a service connected disability but since he did the full twenty years for retirement, it does not appear to be a Navy career cut short by a medical retirement but we don’t know. If there was a disability, it would most likely be an injury vs. being combat wounded or he would have a Purple Heart medal and a Combat Action Ribbon.
So, Freddie Emmart had a good career and crapped all over it by being a Goofy Bastard. Freddie served when most wouldn’t. There is nothing wrong with being proud of your service, but someone should try to teach Emmart not to leave a shit stain everywhere he goes. He served during the time when Osama bin Laden assumed room temperature, I guess he could say that he served ‘with’ the people that got him. It’s just that civilians might get the wrong idea about those kinds of embellishments and they just make you look like a Goofy Bastard to the rest of us.
Knock it off Freddie.
Category: Navy, Navy Poser, Politics
The only eggs over easy were yesterday.
Wondering if he knows Sticky Buns from a few years back. They could trade recipes.
C’mon! He totally served with SEAL Team 6…he served the scramby eggs, toast, bacon, hash browns, and coffee black…that’s totally the same as being in the shit, right?
I wonder how one can do 20 and only be an E-5. He must of been busted at least once.
Each branch sets their high year tenure at different intervals. Thinking that the Marine Corps required you picking up Staff Sergeant by the 12 year mark, and if you were still a Staff Sergeant at 20, you were out the door. Hack remembers while working in the Pentagon on Joint Staff that there was an Air Force guy who wanted a waiver to go past 20 as an E5. Don’t know why anyone would want to stick around past 20 if he couldn’t get past E5.
6 GCM’s. Nope.
Just dumber than a bag of hammers, and “allowed to retire” despite hitting HYT.
20 year E-5 = Turd.
He might have gotten injured from putting to much weak sauce in his food.
What a clown.
Here’s an interesting coincidence… or NOT.
This Emmart family lives in the SAME town
(Keyser, West Virginia, population 5000)
as
Lynndie England.
Wouldn’t it be funny if she shot him down for a date,
just for being an asshole,
so he upped his game with Stolen Valor fuckery,
and she shot him down again.
To be fair to Lynndie England,
it appears that she has stayed out of trouble,
and has been a good parent,
for the past 12 years.
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/in-depth/middle-east-in-turmoil/no-apologies-from-abu-ghraib-soldier-lynndie-england-speaking-days-after-rogue-us-shooting-in-afghanistan/news-story/3adac61fd6df323ec37c14f5f69dd809
Green Thumb –
Oops, sorry, my Lynndie England reply
was meant to be a bottom feeder new post,
not a reply here.
Look at this ugly
mug…https://www.navysite.de/cruisebooks/ddg52-08/038.htm
This blog is such a JOKE approve all the negative shit but not the positive yeah that makes sense. The moderator controls ALL. Get a life.
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
We’ve got Keyser, West Virginia friends
coming here and trying to clean up a mess.
Mess, get it?
Yep. I know many of the fellers on here have been waiting for new chew toys. Well, now they have the three stooges to play with.
Hey..
That’s an insult… to The Three Stooges!
That’s true. I apologize to the Three Stooges.
I will say this…
If I strolled into Keyser, WV
with 4 HersheyPark tickets,
and the choice was handing them to
Fred Emmart and family,
or Lynndie England and family…..
Based on truth and honesty of service,
and comparing any shitbaggery,
I’d give the 4 tickets to Lynndie.
He was in the area but can’t talk about it.
Come on, I can see it if we were out at a bar but everyone knows that Facebook is a SCIF.
Yep, beyond a doubt, *coughburpsnortfart*
Cracks me up when you pixelate the dog’s photos! Even the dog doesn’t want to be seen with these characters.
I know. Does the same thing to me every time.
Navy Combat cook, sounds familiar. Dude be happy and proud you cooked for this great Military.
Fred “Casey Ryback” Emmert.
Have you ever slept hearing wife snoring, car alarms blaring, dogs barking and alarm clocks ringing and think you might never get to SLEEP
Okee Dokee Frederick Porter Emmart II (Fred Emmart II). You had a heads up (your ass) over to MP on evening last. Here comes some Google Fame for your lying, embellishing, low speed, high drag POS self. I think this is the FIRST time we’ve seen someone rocket all the way to E-5 in just 20 short years. In addition to all of your other sh^tbaggery, the talk is you like to send inappropriate pictures and comments to underage girls you’ve trolled on the Book of the Fake. Just because Hollyweird made a motion picture about a SEAL turned cook, don’t mean it was about your lying, embellishing self.
And what dahell is with all this picture taking of yourself Sissy Punk self in a men’s restroom? That’s just creepy as all hell. Here’s hoping that you run into a Real Deal SEAL in a Men’s Room somewhere.
My sympathies to any of the innocent dogs that you come into contact with. To me, being a dog around your Valor Stealing ass would be a form of animal cruelty.
Another dude with a creditable record who threw shit all over himself with lies that can be easily discovered. When will these dumbasses learn?
The part of his story where he claims that the ship’s captain warned others not to go drinking with him is probably true.
Probably warned them not to go in the shower with him…
And to never go to The Blue Oyster Bar(entrance in the rear) with him.
OFFICER: Damn it! The mission stalled. We’ve got SEALs pinned down on the beach. Emmart, drop that tray of muffins, get your gear and get out to the flight line. You’re doing an insertion.
EMMART: But Sir, I was just about to drizzle these muffins.
OFFICER: Did you hear me, sailor? Stow that apron, grab your battle rattle and make it happen!
EMMART: Yes, Sir. My cornbread’s coming out in about 20 minutes. That needs to be delegated and I won’t have COMM on the beach. On second thought, I should be able to take care of business and be back before the cornbread’s done.
Emmart was under the direct operational supervision of CPO Casey Ryback. Together, they saved SEALs and served cornbread that was deliciously light and fluffy.
Scuttlebutt reports Emmart was subsequently awarded the Silver Crossed Fork & Spoon Device to permanently affix to his Combat Action Ribbon.
Does that go above or below the Legion De Penis (with nutsack cluster)?
Asking for a friend…
“deliciously light and fluffy”
It was the can of cream style corn that he
included in the mix. Don’t ask where he got the idea.
Drizzle those muffins with what?
Yeahhhh that “drizzle” comment kinda made me nervous too. Would that be considered a dishonorable discharge?
God knows what he’s does with a turkey baster…
Stuff the turkey, stuff the turkey….
“Tell Michael don’t forget to stir the sauce. Keep stirring the sauce.”
I couldn’t stand one shift of KP, how someone can do 20years of KP is beyond me.
“Outside Man” was the best job. Just stand there hosing down the dock until the next
truck arrives then cookie yells “Outside man inside, inside man outside”.
You go inside and hide until the truck leaves.
The worst KP job was being the pots and pans man. It was amazing how much stuff those cooks could get agressively stuck to the inside of a pot or pan.
Claims receiving a Bachelors in Criminal Justice:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/fredemmart
😎😉
Pretty interesting, considering Potomac State College is a feeder college to WVI that only grants Associates Degrees which allows students the option to transfer to WVU…..
https://academics.potomacstatecollege.edu/majors/two-year-programs/criminology
But hey, a combat cook ala “Casey Ryback” can do anything, including getting a 4 year degree at a 2 year school.
You have to crack a few eggs in order to make an omelette.
It gets messy sometimes.
You werent THERE man! The yolks…they were ricashainh everywhere!
Isn’t “Ricashainh” Irish Gaelic for Murphy laying down suppressive fire? Lots of Irish/Scots-Irish ethnicity in them West Virginia hills. He’s a special one alright. “Touched by the angels,” as Grandma would say. If there was a picture of me taking a picture of myself in uniform in a shitter, I think I’d finally get the cosmetic surgery thing.
Yeah, I heard there was a Navy cook who was also secretly a bad-assed SEAL who saved a whole ship from terrorists once. That true story of shipboard heroism is what inspired Fricassee Freddy Emmart to become a Navy SEAL/Cook. He also should be loud and proud that he only spent 11 years as an E-5.
Given his hideous spelling and grammar, I’d say that any institution that gives him a degree in anything needs to have its accreditation revoked ASAP.
I mean, c’mon, if you can’t even construct a simple sentence without a grievous spelling or grammar error, no college in the English-speaking world ought to give you anything except a broom and a dustpan.
Fred Emmart took a Grade “A” shit all over his 20 years of honorable service with his bullshit lies. Guess things must be tough as a junior associate “towel fluffer” down at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Cocksucker
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
That’s the thing I don’t get. Why embellish?
I was a 4.9/4.8 Marine – but I didn’t do anything special – I just served my country for 7 years.
For instance, I got out after 7 years being an E-4 (3533 was top heavy in 1988, so I couldn’t crack E-5). So I got out when my 2nd enlistment was done. I literally have almost nada on my rainbow salad – Good Conduct & KDSM (which was retroactive from 2002). A couple of Meritorious Masts. Meritorious promotion to Corporal. Rifle Expert (2 awards). You know, the basic enlistment that didn’t involve any combat…. & I consider myself blessed to not have been down range of an angry bullet. I get along fine with my fellow Marines at my local Marine Corps League (some of whom have served in combat), and I have plenty of stories from my time served. But I never embellish, as I believe serving one’s country is honor enough.
Is he from Keyser, or Keyster?
I’ll take a guess and say he likes it in the Keyster…
A career to be proud of, no embellishment necessary.
Anyone shed some light on why it took him 9 years to make E-5 and then no E-6 for 11 years? In the AF it’s not entirely unheard of for there to be a 20 year staff sergeant, but it’s pretty unusual. He’s got all his good cookies, so it’s not that he screwed up repeatedly as he contended.
Rumor has it that he punched out his Commanding Officer when he was ordered to fire upon women and children.
They stole his story and used it in “Under Seige” with Steven Segal as CPO Casey Ryback.
Only reason they had to get Seagal was because Chuck Norris was too intimidated to take on the role of a bonafide badass like Emmart.
Mason, sorry for the report hit, puppy jumped into my lap when I was about to hit reply. Some rates can take a long time to pick up rank, especially from Second to First – all depends on how well manned the rating is and how many First Class PO the Navy needs. I kept cutting top scores on the exams, did everything I could to get advancement points, and kept seeing PNA (Passed Not Advanced) because the HM rate is apparently notoriously well manned. That might explain why it took so long for him, but only his hairdresser knows for sure…
Had an E-5 move into my dtairwell in Germany – he was a clerk typist. I was hitting the E7 list; he had been on the promotion list to E6 longer than I had been an NCO, and had been an NCO longer than I had been in the Army. Wrong MOS for promotions…
Been there, done that! Got stuck at E5 for 9 years, in an MOS full of crusty old E6’s that couldn’t make E7 and wouldn’t get out of the way. To worsen matters, my MOS was under strength at E5, couldn’t even reclass.
and there I was, SGT at 2 yrs, SSG at 4, SFC at 9, MSG at 14…SGM at 18…
I must have soloed under a lucky star or something, because I have no idea why I got selected and others did not.
It certainly was not my good looks!
I saw that with Army Cooks during my AD days, many wanted to reclass when it was re-up time and got denied!
Not gonna shit on a guy for making a 20 year career out of the service. That shit is HARD. Can some Navy folk help me though? How the blue HELL does one STALL at E-5 and make it to 20?I thought they pushed you at 13 if you didn’t make it to E6?
2 YEARS Overseas Service, 10 YEARS at Sea. 2x NDSM. That is a HELL of a Career, and it JUST…WASNT’…ENOUGH.
He besmirched the hallowed brotherhood of the NDSM. And for that, he can never be forgiven. Asshole.
Not one, but TWO NDSMs. The brotherhood would be proud except for his embellishments. He dishonored himself and the brotherhood of the NDSM.
US Navy?
Evidently, Ole Frederick is not aware what Mess Attendant Third Class Doris Miller’s job was while serving in the US Navy:
https://www.history.navy.mil/browse-by-topic/diversity/african-americans/miller.html
Dorie Miller gets a aircraft carrier named for him while Emmart’s name adorns a men’s latrine stall.
Negative. That honor is reserved for SGT Albert C. Provo. Emmart’s name would be more appropriately attached to a toilet plunger. He wants to be in the shit, he gets it.
Provo’s Privy…It sings.
Emmart’s ’emfarts. It stinks.
Emmarts’s Emesis Pan.
Emmart’s Enema Bag?
Emmart.He coulda opened a chain of stores and been somebody.
Attention Emmart shoppers its time for our Navy Blue Light Special!
He left out the part where the Playboy bunny popped out of the birthday cake.
This dude looks like he ate the cake before they had time to tell him there was a girl inside of it.
Ole Frederick came into the Navy in September 1993, but did not receive Mess Management Specialist training until May 1996.
So what job did he hold between September 1993-May 1996?
His pay grade of E5 was effective 16 December 2002, so it took him almost 10 years to obtain that rank?
And then he held that rank for almost 10 years?
Also noticed he is retired to Fleet Reserve Status, which means he can be recalled to Active Duty (note the discussion the other day about Fleet Reserve Enlisted can be recalled to Active Duty for Court Martial).
IMHO, Ole Frederick seems to be ashamed as to what he did while serving in the US Navy.
Sadly, he is not the FIRST Combat Service Support type to embellish his Service. It is obvious he is seeking attention and wants approval/stroking from others, which is a sign of low self-esteem and insecurity.
“Undesignated striker. Which means he could either be a Yeoman, or cook….”
At my first ship arriving nondesignated seamen (SN) and firemen (FN), usually had 90 days of compartment cleaning as well as mess cooking (no cooking skills required). In this case he found his specialty.
A designated striker such as Yeoman (YNSN) could be assigned compartment cleaning and mess cooking as well.
No shit? Thats good to know. I was just being a smartass and quoting “Under Siege”. Thanks SCPO.
What the fuck is hanging off of his chin? A ball tickler?
And then, after 20 successful years, he took a giant shit in the stewpot. It’s that one “AwShit” that deletes all your “attaboys”.
Just a small point in the spirit of piling on…
he claims on the one Facebook post that he was an “EXPERT IN SHOOTING” yet his DD-214 states that he was a “MARKSMAN.”
For the civilians out there – Marksman is the lowest score to quality, but the shooter does qualify for a ribbon. Next it is “SHARPSHOOTER” and the highest is “EXPERT.”
This needs to be played out in real life. Both of his NDSM’s need to be stripped off, and his soup spoon bent and tossed out the front gate.
BRANDED….
https://youtu.be/80Bp4N1PCcI
Emmart saw two whales fornicate and he knows a guy in Thailand with a wooden cock. That’s about it. He found Muff was too Tough.
Ballad of the Frogman
You know you’re in mortal peril when you can hear those “bullets ricashainh”.
Or his cornhole might’ve been in “coital peril”….
Thanks, Ill see myself out now…
“…..served cornbread that was deliciously light and fluffy”
“But Sir, I was just about to drizzle these muffins.”
Maybe old Fred (Casey Ryback) Emmart can share some of his culinary talents here on ExPh2’s “Thursdays Are For Cooking” thread someday to include “How to whip up the best cream”, “Best sticky buns evah”, etc,.
Emmart used to snort the powdered sugar after he sprinkled it on top of the buns.
Maybe he can borrow the tomahawk from Richard Sheetz to cut his cakes with.
Briscoe Darling…philosopher!
He may not be a Boatswain’s Mate, but he’s definitely a BM.
Poser bathroom selfies.
— sigh —
WTF?
What Swastikas? Whar??
Maybe that’s a Buddhist decorative reference.
Maybe I’m just seeing things. Maybe.
That boy’s cornbread ain’t cooked in the middle, just sayin’…
He fought with SEALS on many packages of food…
Most definitely confused operations specialist with special operator. Muffin don’t have enough bran.
Hey man, how about a spew alert next time! (as I wipe coffee off my monitor)
https://youtu.be/mFl8nzZuExE
His Facebook account has been deactivated.
Maybe you is blocked there son.
I can still see it and the last entry is April 26, 2013.
https://www.facebook.com/fred.emmartii
You know how popular you get with folks Scotty. *grins*
Correction. He just blocked me. He scrubbed his F/B account big time too.
Yeah, it looks like there’s nothing recent there BUT the lovely photos are all there in their glory.
Fucking Fat Tard.
The FIRST Book of the Fake shown on the MP site and in the initial link up top is his old one. The #2 listed on the MP Site was a current one last night and FIRST Thing this morning. marinedad61 may have been the one to post the MP Link on it along with someone else earlier. That one has now gone poof.
Gee Whiz.
On 8 September 2010, Ole Frederick was charged in Norfolk, VA with a Class 1 Misdemeanor, Reckless Driving for Passing a School Bus.
Violation of Virginia Code A.46.2.859
He had to go to Court several times. Must have had a good Lawyer, because the charge was dismissed.
He left something in the oven, had to get home ASAP before dinner got ruined.
Martinjmpr was discussing Cletus Spucker’s Trailer Park Militia in ann earlier post from Monday.
Well Martinjmpr, I think we found a member!
Doc Holliday wants to challenge him to a spelling contest.
Does anyone else get the feeling this dude had to walk a long way down the holler to get to a recruiting station? Based on his written prose, he makes a bag of rocks appear highly intelligent.
Boy needed a GT waiver to enlist.
Hey!
The USS Essex “lost a lot of planes” when he was assigned to it?
He must’ve gotten caught up in a time portal and gone back to WWII, when the ship that carried the namesake was CV-9. LHD-2 sure as f@&k didn’t lose any while LHD-2.
Sounds like this guy is in need of the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame…
Can I get a second?
(its something I have working on in between powerpoint slides and interim requests)
Second.
Maybe it can join the triumvirate of:
The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
The ALPHABET ASSAULT
and the
The Hemisphere of Insults®™
AYE! Send it. On Target, fire for effect.
As long as it isn’t ACTUALLY a PowerPoint, it sounds good to me!
Frederick Porter Emmart II
Meeting called to order, coffee ready, donuts have been passed out. Today’s business of the day is the most recent Staff Summary Sheet regarding L Frederick Porter Emmart II. Charges listed are being a fake Navy Seal, providing obligatory Bathroom Selfies ©, and Stolen Valor buffoonery. The Miscreant in Chief, Sarge has routed the package up the chain of command, obtained all required signatures, and coordination has been completed.
Request read-back and concurrence from all interested parties:
Frederick Porter Emmart II sucks the salty semen from sheep while saxophone serenading sexy snakes.
Frederick Porter Emmart II slinks sideways to suck shit from soiled Slurpee straws.
Frederick Porter Emmart II sings soprano while snacking on smutty snapper snatch
Frederick Porter Emmart II scrapes snatch snot shoveled from snowy Mt Shasta
Frederick Porter Emmart II serves shaved skunk spleen to starving homeless subjects.
Frederick Porter Emmart II smokes Santa’s happy sock while stimulating scat stuffed sloth scrotums.
Frederick Porter Emmart II seems sinister since he snorts steatopygrous snail shit .
Frederick Porter Emmart II secretly scumbers silently while stealing streaked skeletal skivvies.
Frederick Porter Emmart II selfishly sacrifices skunks to Satan on Sundays since Saturdays are stuffed with sulphureous stinky sullage.
Frederick Porter Emmart II scandalously solidifies the stink on slandrous sockpuppets shamelessly shitting on slutty soiled sanitary napkins.
Meeting adjourned till the next silver bullet is finished brewing (or another Staff Summary Sheet is required).
As always, an amazing assortment of absolutely accurate alliteration!
I *LIKE* it…..YES. I. DO!!!
Thanks Sarge. I do believe we have some talented folks at TAH and I’m certainly happy to be associated with all your freaky, festering fucksticks.
Emmart is what happens when his momma wipes back to front.
I’m sure that Frederick Porter Emmart III is a genuine MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando!
Here’s an interesting coincidence… or NOT.
This Fred Emmart phony lives in the SAME town
(Keyser, West Virginia, population 5000)
as
Lynndie England.
Wouldn’t it be funny if she shot him down for a date,
just for being an asshole,
so he upped his game with Stolen Valor fuckery,
and she shot him down again.
To be fair to Lynndie England,
it appears that she has stayed out of trouble,
and has been a good parent,
for the past 12 years.
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/in-depth/middle-east-in-turmoil/no-apologies-from-abu-ghraib-soldier-lynndie-england-speaking-days-after-rogue-us-shooting-in-afghanistan/news-story/3adac61fd6df323ec37c14f5f69dd809
Fun fact: There actually are no cooks in the Navy, they’re all undercover SEALs as demonstrated by that true-to-life documentary “Under Seige.”
That’s why Navy food is so bland. The cooks are all at the gym or conducting CQB training instead of honing their culinary skills.
Here is an excellent idea to whoever has so little of a life they go around preying on military folks Facebook pages looking for something to report on. Did you make money off this little bullshit BLOG nope I’m sure you didn’t. Fuck the guy who did this. Fred didn’t say he was a SEAL and he said things that a 20yr Veteran would say. Without looking it up can we remember what awards were given out while we were in? The person who wrote this article probably sat by themselves at lunch in high school. Get a new hobby better yet go to try serving your country for 20 years like he did since you seem to have SO much knowledge about what it takes. Every part of the military is important from the operations specialist to the cook. I’d like to see YOU make it through boot camp. Your article was NOT credible infact it was stupid and it was nonsense. And furthermore stalking someone’s Facebook page recording all their comments and interests is just creepy and it’s why they make a report button. People like you who go too far into your stupid meaningless investigations so way to to go. You attempted to disgrace a 20 year navy veteran . I’m sure you’ll be getting your award in the mail soon. Snowflake. Signed a fellow sailor. #FreeFredE
“Without looking it up can we remember what awards were given out while we were in?”
Um, I can to an award! And I drink… a lot. And have had multiple concussions.
Look here. Freddie Emmart could have told the truth but instead he embellished. Another way to say it: he lied. Too many times here I’ve seen liars like this go down for heinous crimes. It is said that ‘Stolen Valor is the rotten cherry on a sh*t sundae’, only time will tell with this fine specimen of douchebaggery.
(blaring at maximum volume on the TAH Headquarters 1MC)
Now hear this! Now hear this!
All hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel sockpuppets!
Dear Triggered Snowflake (AKA Noneya),
Yes, anyone who makes a career of the military knows EXACTLY what awards they have earned. Anyone who tells you differently is a liar. Of course, you pretend not to know that, but we both know you are lying.
You are too stupid to take seriously, but thank you for proving that you are a stolen valor enabler.
We will keep the light on for your story. You might want to start scrubbing now.
Even if, and it’s a big IF, you forget which awards you received, you DO NOT forget whether you earned a Combat Action Ribbon. You also DO NOT forget what rank you were. Nor does one forget whether they served with elite units like the SEALs.
Emmart is a liar, an embellisher, and phoney. He had a respectable career, but shits all over it by pretending to be something he is not.
“Get a new hobby better yet go to try serving your country for 20 years like he did since you seem to have SO much knowledge about what it takes.”
BTDT sugarbritches, I’m Retired along with a number of others here and a LOT of the TAH Regulars®™ are Vets.
“I’d like to see YOU make it through boot camp.”
BTDT in 1991, cream puff!!!
You lose.
Made it through 2 different branches’ basic training plus Officer Candidate School. So, yeah, 3-time winner here. What you got, fuckstick?
What’s that?
Nothing?
Thought so.
Sit the fuck down and
Shut the fuck up.
Well there, aren’t you special!! Being a RETIRED 20 yr Veteran myself, I can tell you EXACTLY what awards I received. Plus, I can tell you that even though I might have deployed to some “hot zones”, I was never in the thick of it. I was in a support role, and was proud of it.
Yes, every part of the military is important. It’s when you try to “play up” what you did or who you did it with that get’s you in trouble.
So, unless you have something else to add, don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
BYE!!
HEY Noneya damnbusiness, you hear that? it’s your Assistant manager calling for you, puke cleanup in the Men’s room again!!!
Ooooh, I missed the sockpuppet!
Yeah, Noneya, you really make us tremble with your self-righteous indignation. (Look it up in your Funk and Wagnall’s, – if you can find it.)
Let me tell all of you something that are bashing my friend and my brother who I served with for 4 years….yall can go suck it….he served honorably and yall are my brothers and sisters too but yall go too far with this stolen valor bullshit…I can see someone embellishing things but not fred who only wore things on his uniforms he was prescribed or earned. He also was a combat vet because I’m a combat vet as well…we both served during Operation Odyssey Dawn look it up. On behalf of my shipmates from the USS Barry….SUCK IT. Fred is a good man with a good heart.
Sincerely
Herbert C Allen III, USN OS2(SW)
So, you “can see someone embellishing things”??
No.
20 years service is good service.
20 years service as a cook is GOOD SERVICE.
Honorable service.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
And, nothing to lie about.
Bullshitting in a corner bar may be one thing (to you), but
bullshitting to the VFW, or online to the world,
is something else completely.
And now, he’s been called out and exposed for it.
Here’s a primer for you, about “served during.”
Multiple phonies outed here “served during” Desert Storm, too.
In Germany.
In California.
Never in the sand, or in the sea anywhere near the sand.
They are NOT Gulf War Veterans, nor combat veterans.
They are Army/Navy veterans with honorable service.
Then they started “embellishing things”,
with combat stories, biker vest patches,
fake rank, fake medals, and more.
And so, some of them end up here, embarrassed.
And, the respect they deserve (for actual service)
is flushed down the toilet.
Here’s Les Brown, one of our shitbaggery favorites,
because he runs a POW/MIA (biker) chapter.
Tell any of us that we are being unfair to Les Brown?
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=89407
The prevailing opinion, nationwide,
is that Stolen Valor phonies do it to themselves.
Self inflicted.
If Petty Officer Allen’s claim of Emmart being on USS Barry during Operation Odyssey Dawn is correct it would entitle the crew to a ‘combat’ claim at the ship would have been awarded a ‘Combat E’ or something.
No speakie Navy-ese. I was in a branch that speaks normal words and makes sense.
Ruling on the field from a Squid?
Nope. Not combat vets. They lobbed a few Tomahawks but took no fire. Not eligible for CAR.
The following is my opinion, and my opinion alone:
He did it to himself. He could have just maintained personal satisfaction and pride for his service, multiple awards and almost two weeks in the Med launching Tomahawks at Libya…
Stolen Valor is often a prelude to higher crimes and a very strong indicator of moral failings.
I am, and many here are, imperfect, yet I can tell you with no reservations whatsoever if any of us claim things we hadn’t earned that our justice would be placed on TAH for the world to see.
Roh-Dog 1/2, USA 11somethingorother(airborne)
More…
Your (plural) USS Barry service is good service.
Honorable service.
Cooking for a missile firing crew is something to be proud of.
He got the medals and the documentation for it.
No reason to lie, “embellish”, or bullshit anyone.
—————–
(Disclaimer) In the Gulf War,
I repaired FM radios and other electronics.
My maintenance unit helped the tank battalions
become battle ready before the invasion,
in Saudi Arabia.
Once it began, on day 3, I went into Iraq and Kuwait during the ground war,
driving a 2 1/2 in long convoys,
delivering supplies,
and then transporting Iraqi EPW prisoners for 5 days.
Combat zone, yes.
Combat, no.
Do I tell Rambo stories, no.
I tell the truth about my helpful but unexciting war service.
So do a large majority of veterans.
Live and Learn.
Marinedad61, were you over there with BSSG-7 ELMACO? If so, drop Hack a line.
PA Army National Guard (activated),
unit attached to 2nd COSCOM,
up in north central Saudi,
30 miles northwest of Hafr Al-Batin.
Shared a sand ring perimeter with
Mississippi Army National Guard.
I am the father of 2 US Marines,
hence my blog handle here.
A good thing we did not serve together, or you would have been granted a PTSD rating for enduring all of Hack Stone’s stories while in Desert Shield. They called Hack Sergeant 8-Track because once he ran out of stories, he looked back to the beginning and told them all over again. Hack was only downrange for 3 months in Desert Shield before he got sent back to 29 Stumps to attend Radio Tech School.
LOL
Don’t worry. The VFW got even.
I joined the VFW in 1992,
and got 6 years of that at the canteen,
before it quieted down,
and the WWII guys realized what they were doing to younger vets.
BTW, my Gulf War Warrant Officer is now 88 years old.
(blaring at maximum volume on the TAH Headquarters 1MC)
Now hear this! Now hear this!
All hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel sockpuppets!
IP check needed on aisle 7.
OS2 Allen,
Take a look at your buddy’s DD-214 listed above. What’s not listed there?
If you wrote “Combat Action Ribbon” (aka CAR) then you’re smarter than you look.
Which means one of two things.
1. Your buddy rated the CAR but didn’t read his DD214. Which means he didn’t see that the entry for a CAR was missing. Which means your buddy is a dumbass. If it was me and I had rated a CAR, I would have made damn sure it was entered on my DD214 before I signed it.
2. Your buddy is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter.
Which is it?
I’ll give you another hint. In order to earn a CAR, you have to have been shot AT. Just because you launched tomahawks doesn’t make you a combat vet.
The ship I was stationed on launched a shit ton of tomahawk missiles at Iraq at the start of the whole Shock and Awe thing back in 2003. I don’t claim to be a combat vet. I’m not sporting a CAR. Because…wait for it…I WASN’T SHOT AT!
Got it?
FYVM and HAVFND
OAE CPO USN Ret
You may miss this, but, I’m adding ” is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter” to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . I like it. it’s funny!
I’m honored to have a worthy entry for the HoI. Thanks!
Correct, Chief. No Navy ships were eligible for a CAR between 1991 and 2017.
Individuals or SEAL/Seabee units, yes. Not entire afloat commands.
Well Herbert…here is where you need to wake up.
People who embellish or make up their military history are stealing FROM YOU.
My take on “combat vet” is going to be far, far different from yours, I’m afraid. Those of us who actually get shot at don’t consider those who eat hot meals in safety to be combat vets.
Sorry, not sorry.
You may be a war veteran, but you were not in combat.
Bingo, (and thanks to) ret-25X and OEA CPO USN.
Getting rained on by (Patriot aided) SCUD debris
at a condo complex in Khobar Towers
does NOT make me a CAR rated combat veteran.
Ugh, these guys.
Shitbaggering the civilians and locals must be so easy for them,
they’re convinced they can pull it off
in an open forum full of diverse veterans.
Is the VFW Post in Keyser, WV aware of all this by now?
I only ask, because it appears both ARE GWOT qualified to join the VFW,
but few at the VFW are interested in listening to this bullshit, either.
Army = CIB.
No, I don’t have that, either.
Nor does Les Brown in Elko, Nevada,
although he sported it for 10 years,
not only on his bullshit badass black leather vest,
but also on his MP Woodland BDUs
while talking to (and hugging) school children.
What a pathetic lot.
I have one each, Badge, Infantry, Combat–aka CIB 🙂
Have other fruit salad too…but who cares?
NCOs like SFC D are my credentials
I like my rack…
but I think of news guy and WWII Veteran Paul Harvey (RIP),
and how he described his.
🙂
Herbert, your friend looked you in the eyes and lied to you. For no reason other than to make himself appear larger than life in your eyes. If that doesn’t bother you, then you’re as big a fraud as he is. I make no pretense about my service. In 24 years, I managed to get my ass sent to nearly every unpleasant deployment there was. I don’t consider myself a “combat vet”, although I do have all the “thanks for showing up” awards. Hell, ask 25X, he’s probably got copies of all my records and NCOER’s! We all serve in our own way, but we ain’t all Billy Badass. Keep an eye on your friend. What else is he lying to you about?
Good point, SFD.
I’ve got more medals and ribbons than many colonels and generals, along with my average NCO enlisted rank
(it’s a National Guard rank slot thing).
When the top ribbon on my rack of 22
is the Army Commendation Medal,
well, my work and effort were at least appreciated and sometimes recognized, while being in the wrong place at the wrong time, after time, after time.
I do not either have copies of your records! LOL
The Army finally figured out I’m retired and ended my iperms access last fall….only took 5 years. A new record of efficiency!
You have no right to call man a fraud. You do not know ANYTHING about him. Sure you have all this proof about Fred Emmert fine. But to say if Herbert doesn’t feel the way you do he is a fraud too. No he isnt a fraud just man who served on the same ship with Fred Emmert. Find something else to do besides try to start drama with other vets. Thank you all for your service but my god all he did was defend someone he knows more than you do.
Whitney, Herbert is a victim of Emmert’s fraud. If he buys into it and defends it, he’s no longer a victim, he’s a willing participant. In other words, a fraud.
Deleted.
AW1
Did I push Herbie’s hot button and miss it? Dammit!
Looks like Herbie went bananas!
So he tries to defend a shitbag and you think there should be no consequences? Got it. Sit down and think about that for a minute. Also, your friend here started off by impugning every person here and telling us to “Suck it”. So you know what? Fuck him!
Fuck Emmett!
And finally, Fuck you!
https://youtu.be/QodGtTU69uQ
OK, I love that song and Cee Lo but Fucking A, that’s the most amusing version of this with Daryl hall no less….OUTSTANDING!!!
Oh HELL YEAH, GREAT SONG!!!
I gotta find a download of that!!!
— sigh —
No shortage of sockpuppets on this thread…
Come on now Mick,
We ain’t gotten no really good puppets with their sock dicks around these parts in a LONNNGGG time.
My dog could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a more coherent statement than what you just put out.
Izzat all you got there, creampuff?
Dear “Herbert”,
So. Fucking. What?
Did you get a CAR on the Barry?
Think carefully now, son.
Herbert C Allen III, USN OS2(SW):
Hurts when you find out your buddy is a lowlife jerk, doesn’t it?
Denial is the first stage, hope you get to Acceptance (and the attendant Distancing) real quick – ’cause your Freddy-buddy has Blue Falcon’ed you.
I concur!
*CA-CAW!
Herbie,
Can I call you Herbie? No? Tough shit.
Listen Herbie, I hate to break it to you and your bosom buddy Freddie, but I found something related to Combat Action Ribbons that might hurt your feelings a little.
There’s a vessel at Fleet Activities Yokosuka Japan sporting a CAR. It’s currently known as APL-40, aka the ex IX-503 (1975 – 2001), aka the ex USS Nueces (APB-40) (1945 – 1975).
APL stands for Barracks Ship (non self propelled).
Yep, there’s a berthing barge in Yokosuka Japan that’s sporting a CAR.
A
Berthing
Barge.
I bet that’s got to sting a little bit for you and Freddie, eh?
https://www.navsource.org/archives/10/13/1340.htm
Oh…FFS….just…no
Yup. He went full retard.
But here’s what I don’t get. It doesn’t appear he was TAR (if that even exists anymore) or any sort of reservist on extended AD, and he doesn’t have the usual reservist awards.
So how the fuck does he manage to do 20 when E-5 HYT back in the day was 14 years?
Thoughts?
Here’s Jay’s Pair o’ Pennies: Freaky Fred decided to out himself when he listed SWCC, Boat Operator, PO1, and the Combat Action Ribbon on Social Media. That, in and of itself is a lie. He lied about his service straight up. He never corrected anyone when they made assumptions about him being a SEAL, Operator, etc….he fed into it, because it made him feel good.
Im a retired Marine. I was Supply. I retired out of 2nd Recon Bn. I have a hoodie. Thats about it. I don’t post the ‘dual cool’ or Recon Jack on my social media, because I…WASN’T…RECON. I’ve got a few personal awards, a few participation awards. To be honest, its more of a pain in the ass to get them mounted than anything. Ol’ Fredo served in the World’s Greatest Navy for TWENTY YEARS and is drawing a pension for it. For that, be grateful. Not everyone can do operator shit. Not everyone WANTS to. Don’t decide to be one retroactive, it’s not cool. And for those defending him…seriously? Read the shit he’s posting. He’s doing it for ‘atta boy’, and ‘TYFYS’. He CRAVES the attention. Now, it’s SEAL. Next year, it’ll be Silver Stars and Navy Crosses. That’s why these fine people outed him NOW. Go ahead and rip the band aid off and hope he stops.
So, a couple of comments from a squid…
Until 2005, E5 could remain in till 20 years. In 2005, that was reduced to 14, but those already over 10 years were grandfathered.
His claims to BM could be as a non-designated Seaman from 93-96, when he attended Food Service school. He did Boatswain’s duties and could even have taken the BM3 exam and passed, but would have been converted to CS upon graduation from school.
As a participant in UNITED SHIELD, the ESSEX sent USMC ashore in Somalia. He “may” have accompanied them as support (not a lot of USMC cooks) to support his claim of working with Marines (very weak). **Note – No CARs were awarded to that operation to Navy ships.**
I could find no listing for the USS BARRY to have received the CAR as a unit. Other ships have, in the past, been awarded for very specific operations.
Thanks for the info. Should have scrolled before asking how he dodged HYT.
So far I’ve seen 2 or 3 sockpuppets for Fraddy boy,,,,but, alias,,,,no Freddy! I would think SEAL (Special Needs,,umm Ops) Freddy would man up and speak for himself.