Dustin Caraway; phony soldier

| August 3, 2016

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The folks at Military Phony send us their work on this fellow, Dustin Lynn Caraway, who tells folks that he was a medic in the 101st Airborne Division at Fort Campbell and that he deployed to the Global War on Terror. Notice the picture above where he wears jump wings and a Combat Field Medic Badge on his cowboy hat.

Not according to the National Personnel Records Center. He was at Fort Knox, Kentucky for three months. He probably finished Basic Training and then for some reason he was out and on the street.

Caraway FOIA

It could have been for medical reasons, but looking at his criminal records at Military Phony, probably not.

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caraway-budlight

From his pretend heart attack;

Caraway heart Attack

From his pretend bout with cancer and GoFundMe;

Caraway Cancer

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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A Proud Infidel®™

Hmmmm, thrown out for Fraudulent Enlistment? He grins like a Meat Gazer!

Kilo3/7

Definitely a pickle peeker…. have some google love, Dustin Caraway.

A Proud Infidel®™

he has the kind of grin one would want to bust up with a good face punch.

Black Bart

Proud Infidel! You insult the regular meat gazers by comparing this turd!

Ex-PH2

Well, he did TRY to serve his country, didn’t he?

sj

He does have a NDSM and they don’t give those away like candy.

sj

Oh, and his FB page is histoire.

SFC D

That would indicate that he completed AIT…

SFC D

EDIT: The NDSM and Army Service Ribbon would indicate that he completed AIT

Skippy

I got mine after basic I got my GWOT-E after my first AIT School

Peter the Bubblehead

GWOT-E? Or GWOT-SM? The Service Medal is given like the NDSM. The GWOT-E is only supposed to go to those deployed to war zones associated with the Global War on Terror.

Skippy

Wrong Metal Opps ????
Should have been the service metal
Not the E

Skippy

I’m taking my Meds now ???

3E9

I got the ASR after Basic. They told us it was so we had something to wear at graduation. My son got his after Basic also.

SFC D

AR 600–8–22 • 25 June 2015

page 64

5–5. Army Service Ribbon
a. The Army Service Ribbon was established by the SECARMY on 10 April 1981 as announced in DAGO
1990–15. It is awarded to Servicemembers of the U.S. Army for successful completion of initial entry training.
b. Effective 1 August 1981, all members of the Active Army, ARNG, and USAR in an active Reserve status are
eligible for this award. The ribbon may be awarded retroactively to those personnel who completed the required
training before 1 August 1981 provided they had an Active Army status as defined above on or after 1 August 1981.
c. Officers will be awarded this ribbon upon successful completion of their basic and/or orientation or higher level
course. For those officer personnel assigned a specialty, specialty skill identifier (SSI), or MOS based on civilian or
other service acquired skills, this ribbon will be awarded upon honorable completion of 4 months active service.
d. Enlisted Soldiers will be awarded this ribbon upon successful completion of their initial MOS producing course.
For those enlisted Soldiers assigned a MOS based on civilian or other service- acquired skills, this ribbon will be
awarded on honorable completion of 4 months active service.
e. Only one award of the Army Service Ribbon is authorized, regardless of whether a Soldier completes both officer
and enlisted initial entry training.
f. An individual may be posthumously awarded (on or after 1 August 1981) the Army Service Ribbon prior to
completion of the requisite training or time in service, provided the Soldier’s death is ruled “Line of duty-Yes.”

“Initial Entry Training” (IET) is Basic Combat Training (BCT) followed by Advanced Individual Training (AIT). It’s not supposed to be awarded upon completion of BCT.

Skippy

Damn I have it on the the 214 they issued from sill in transit to Knox
What the hell is the or was the army trying to do ? ? ? ?

Skippy

Ok the one after AIT that is ?

John Robert Mallernee

Is it possible for someone to complete both Basic Combat Training AND Advanced Individual Training in only three (03) months?

When I was in, I don’t remember it being that quick.

Of course, at the time, I was in Signal School, and had to complete two (02) courses, i.e., an operator’s course, followed by a repairman’s course.

Still, I don’t think even the Infantry got through their training that quickly.

But, it was so long ago, my memory could be faulty.

Skippy

I don’t think so
In 2005-2006 it was
1week in processing
9 or 10 weeks BCT
and then school unless you do OSUT
witch is BCT and AIT in one

OC

Back in 1971-1972 it was about 2 days in processing, 8 weeks basic, 8 weeks (I think)cannon cocker school.

SSG Kane

Depends on the school. In 1992 I did OSUT (one station unit training) for 12B (combat engineer). I arrived end of July and was done mid to latish October. So about three months. When I went back in 2007 as 37F (PSYOP), I left in September and returned in March, so six months.

I believe 11B OSUT has always (from the 1990’s on anyway) been around 14 weeks, not including in processing time.

68W (medic/healthcare specialist) is 26 weeks though, which is six and a half months. There is no way he made it through the school in three months, no matter how high speed/low drag he was.

lily

No he didn’t complete AIT. It’s obvious. He probably went section 8 or awol or was kicked out for some crime.

SFC D

There shouldn’t be any ribbons listed, the ASR and NDSM are probably a clerical error.

Claw

Based on his body type, my bet is he tried to eat a tank by chewing on one road wheel, track pad or drive sprocket per meal.

Me

He did not complete AIT. He was medically discharged for “being allergic to the dust on the tanks filters”. His medical records are longer than his grandparents medical records

NormanS

Nevertheless, I was awarded mine mid-January, 1971 on graduating BCT. There is no date listed for it on my 2-1, though; nor for my ASR. 2-1 lists 790512 for my firt ARCAM, and 850427 for my first AFRM.

jonp

I got mine along with my Antarctica Ribbon after basic. We did it at Ice Station Zebra in July. I thought it was kinda odd to be picked up at the entry point in a sub and transported to the sunny south only to be thrown out the tube with only a power point on the use of the gear. Pretty damn frosty in a pup tent but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. I still can’t get over the taste of raw penguin, though

SFC D

Can’t think of a single Combat Medic or Paratrooper that would ever wear their badge or wings on a $5.00 cowboy hat. Just screams “POSER”

Claw

Especially since the badges are not in the proper order of precedence.

Victoria, TX. huh? Sounds like another face saving project for PV9 Gainey after the Killer Killam fiasco didn’t work out too well for either of you.

C’mon Fighting Joe. I miss your Sockpuppet Reports.

Doc Savage

I see that badge there, and every muscle in my body is simply twitching to pimp slap that abortion of his big fat nugget.

Claw

Same here Doc. My late brother was a CMB recipient.

OldManchu

Yes Victoria TX. Same origin on the famous rump ranger Brian Culp the poser bitch. Brian had perfectly honorable service in Desert Storm and GWOT though before he shit on it with Somalia illusions. I’m from Victoria and know these pricks both. See my post below….

13B/92S/02M

That first pic is from his album… featuring a cover of the country classic “Like a Rhinestone Cowboy”

Hack Stone

I always prefer “Like A Spandex Tranny”. Not as good as “Tranny In A Jag”, but it does have a beat that you can dance to.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

Well he did purchase a couple of ball caps saying US Army and a 101st AB on them, plus a cowboy hat and some ornaments for it ! that does make him legit ? right!!?

Daisy Cutter

Hmmm I’m wondering if being in the Fat Boy program, which was a real possibility here, and flunking out of that, would be considered a medical discharge?

I’m leaning toward not because they would pay you compensation and that would be labeling obesity a physical ailment caused by the Army. The stress of being in the Army caused one to overeat? I can see it.

Graybeard

His National Defense Service Medal and Army Service Ribbon are listed under “Education”?
It that a clerical error – again?

John Robert Mallernee

Why does his DD-214 not list any shooting qualification badges?

Having successfully completed Basic Combat Training, those would normally be listed.

Is he a Conscientious Objector?

Does the United States Army recruit Conscientious Objectors during times when there is no conscription?

SFC D

No. They do not recruit conscientious objectors. He is a disgusting fatbody that didn’t make the cut.

Skippy

Good question ??????
When I was retired in 2013 they don’t not list my quails for pistol M9 or rifle M-4 both were expert
They left off two ribbons but for some odd reason tried to give me two I did not earn

John Robert Mallernee

It’s been so many years since I was a soldier, I don’t know how anything is done anymore.

NR Pax

Helpful hint: Not like what he’s doing.

Combat Historian

A piece of shit who is filled with full of shit; this clown “deployed” to the GWOT on his XBox “Call of Duty”…

Skippy

??????????

Graybeard

Things he has been arrested for in San Antonio:
#1 ISSUANCE OF BAD CHECK
NOTES: Surety Bond
#2 FTA-EXPIRED LICENSE PLATES
NOTES: Surety Bond
#3 NO INSURANCE (FTMFR)
NOTES: Surety Bond
#4 THEFT BY CHECK $20-$500
BOND: $500
NOTES: Surety Bond
#5 EXPIRED INSPECTION STICKER
NOTES: Surety Bond
#6 EXPIRED LICENSE PLATES
NOTES: Surety Bond
#7 THEFT PROP>=$20<$500 BY CHECK
BOND: $1000
NOTES: Surety Bond
#8 THEFT BY CHECK
BOND: $2000
NOTES: Surety Bond

A real weinner there.

Thunderstixx

Don’t take a check from this kid…
Excuse me, please… I meant to say, “don’t take a check from this pukeface, weenie gobbling, shit for brains, fuckwad poseur”…

A Proud Infidel®™

So far he’s an EIGHT TIME loser!

John Robert Mallernee

Since he was inducted at Fort Sam Houston, which is where medics receive their training, but all of his service was at Fort Knox, maybe he tried and failed to pass the written examination to enter the medic’s course, and so they transferred him into a tanker’s or a scout’s MOS?

Claw

Nope, don’t think anything like that happened.

The simple answer is that the San Antonio MEPS just happens to be located on Fort Sam Houston.

Silentium Est Aureum

3 months is also possible he never graduated boot but was instead on some kind of hold awaiting ELS. Dunno how Army does it, but any Navy guys who went through Great Mistakes knows all about 15th Division.

cannoncocker

Interesting. I was at BCT in Ft. Knox the same time he was. I reported to the next company over, D co. 2-81 Armor, in March 2007. D co. was the only company in the battalion that was mixed MOS 9 week BCT. Every other company at that time, which includes C co., was 16 week OSUT 19K training. So this guy had a 19K contract. Not sure what’s up with him trying to claim a CFMB. Maybe that’s what he wanted to do and ended up a tanker instead? Who knows. Just an interesting tidbit.

Skippy

I was at Knox to for school it looks like he did in proses then BCT and.. Bam maybe had a bo-bo
Was sent to fort Sam to get fixed ????

Chip

Firemission! Shell HE Fuse:Quick!

A Proud Infidel®™

HE hell, it’s time for some WILLIE PETE!!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

CFMB was the only badge on the rack when he hit PX for the last time. The other badges were sold out.

ex-OS2

Cocksucker.

Green Thumb

Fat maggot.

I bet he has plugged some two-holes.

IDC SARC

D-Bag

A Proud Infidel®™

More like F-bag, knowhutimean?

Skippy

Be proud you tried Jack-Ass WTF is your issue ?????

Enjoy Your Google Fame you have earned it moron ????

OldManchu

Holy Shit!!!! I KNOW this guy. He is in my home town. I spent numerous hours with him at the Warriors Weekend Field of Honor. I shook his hand, watched him walk around with his cane, watched a local GOLD STAR Mom and Dad (the Dad is a Vietnam veteran – son was killed in Afghanistan in 09)console him. I’ve watched him get treated like a guest of honor at the month long events surrounding our annual Warriors Weekend here (not associated with WWP)…

Now… I’m gonna punch him in his fucking face. Not really, but I should for the local Gold Star parents.

Fuck Stick – shove your cane up your ass bitch.

Skippy

Word ????????????

OldManchu

I don’t have facebook, but someone should share this TAH link on the Victoria TX Warriors Weekend Field of Honor facebook page.

Skippy

Will be done in a min or so

ChipNASA

Skippy, What FB page were you on? I found one and was going to post the link to TAH cause I didn’t see anything there.

https://www.facebook.com/Warriors-Weekend-Field-of-Honor-197426866963011/

https://www.facebook.com/Warriors-Weekend-Field-of-Honor-197426866963011/?hc_location=ufi

https://warriorsweekendtx.wordpress.com/

Maybe the Victoria Advocate news needs to be enlightened?

https://www.victoriaadvocate.com/news/2015/apr/10/parkway-church-new-home-for-field-of-honor/

And the Victoria Connection magazine?

http://www.victoriaconnectionmagazine.com/2015/04/26/69511/new-location-warrior-s-weekend-field-of-honor


If Skippy hasn’t already lit them up, Chippy can.

Let me know.

ChipNASA

I also just lit him up on all these links.

I sent them all a POST.
———–
Folks,
It appears there’s an individual that may be part of your organization that has been misrepresenting himself.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=67258
Thanks

ChipNASA

OM You should do it for him. handle first, sideways,.

OldManchu

I’ve never felt violent towards posers, but I personally watched this peacock prance around making a name of honor for himself amongst real heroes. I guess that caused a reaction I didn’t expect.

I ought to break that cane over his head so I can shove it up his ass twice!

Graybeard

Public humiliation sounds like a good thing here.

SFC D

For you, OldManchu

https://youtu.be/icCmo2p6w8g

OldManchu

Awesome! Lol thanks. I’ve stood in formation at this field of honor event and saluted during taps next to this lump of shit. Gggrrrrrrrrr!!!!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Go get him…. give him one chance to drop the SV bullshit, then embarrass the FUCK out of him in public.

No QUARTER for the cocksucker…

SFC D

And sweet Karma raises her beautiful face once again, smiling happily, fangs out…

Not amused

A freaking cane? He’s at Shooters bar dancing and karaoke with his wife like every single week. Back when I worked with him, the story was he was almost done with “tank school” but caught pneumonia and was medically released

ChipNASA

Look below to the youtube songs maybe you or someone can sing to him

LOL

Lexi

Oh, don’t forget he had cancer. It was chemo this and chemo that for a couple years. Even went bald to sell it.

Bob

Yes with his fake chemo port…

C

Contact me offline if possible… I’m interested i this information. he is family and I was old he had cancer twice

lily

I served in the 101st. I hope this guy enjoys his google fame and feeling of being unworthy. Sow the wind reap the whirlwind.

Bobo

Hit up his Facebook, got “Sorry, this content isn’t available right now.”

IWannaPuke

His Facebook is under Doc Caraway

Taco killer

Oh what, now he’s James Bond? Fuckin “I don’t exist”

sj

There is a fantastic BBQ JOINT in Victoria. One that has stacks of wood in the yard, smoke billowing, many cookers, been there forever hole in the wall. This guy must eat there a lot.

OldManchu

Mumphords BBQ. Some of the best people you will ever meet own and run the joint too.

SJ what’s your connection to Victoria?

sj

That’s it! They are great folks. I stayed in the pit area talking to the pit master for a half hour. What fun. They are passionate about their Q.

Was passing through in our RV on the way to Mexico. Liked the area so much we extended our stay several days.

OldManchu

Awesome. This crossroads area is full of patriots. If you are ever around in May / Early June look up our Warriors Weekend Field of Honor and come out to any of the evening gatherings / ceremonies! I went to high school with one of the Brothers (Keith) who owns and runs the BBQ joint. Golden dude.

sj

We hope to head that way again to Mexico in the Feb time frame. I’ll try to remember to holler at you if we do. I’ll buy the Q! Big spender aren’t I :-).

OldManchu

It’s a deal! ?

ex-OS2

Fatty, fat, fat can’t spell either:

http://my.firefighternation.com/profile/DustinCaraway

OldManchu

Ouch that was painful.

ex-OS2

My fav is:

“specilized extermination”

And:

“i have my own saying even “live for the call; work for the lives” if u wana no ask”

OldManchu

My personal fave involves some nice hip hop speak:

“i get to help otheres in need pluss you cant beet the adrinalin rush wheen the tones drop”

Is he talking about the sirens? Awwww. That’s cute.

Man hearing this guys bullshit in my mind from last May / June is killing me! Seeing a poser in action sure is different than reading about it.

Ex-PH2

Beets, huh? Are they sugar beets or pickled beets?

Oh, I could do so much with this twig, but I think I’ll leave it up to you guys. You go get him.

Claw

His gibberish reads like one of those people who would make up false calls just for the notoriety.

Don’t they call that Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy or something like that?

SidneyBroadshead

No. Munchausen’s Syndrome by Proxy is when you poison or injure somebody (the “Proxy”) to make them sick so you can get attention and pity from caring for them.

Munchausen’s Syndrome is when you hurt yourself or poison yourself so you can have people take care of you and pay attention to you.

Compulsive Lying, as you guys have seen, is a facet of a variety of personality disorders. It is because you are either a sad sack who wants to seem important and cool without putting in the hours and earning it (Sociopaths or Histrionics) or you like to fool people for kicks because you believe you are smarter than them (Psychopaths and Narcissistics).

Ex-PH2

To simplify it, Sidney, these are all lumped into one section: attention whores.

If possible, someone should get photos of this bloated birdbrain running around without his cane.

We do know someone who was faking lameness by using dogleg canes, but when it didn’t work he threw tantrums, coloscopy bags and death threats and ran off without his canes.

Not amused

Head to Shooters bar almost any weekend, you’ll see him dancing away with his “little lady” as he puts it.

Bob

He does karaoke Wednesday nights at dodge city to

ChipNASA

Maybe you guys can have someone sing this when he’s there.


ChipNASA

Or this little ditty

SGC D

Third grade was the worst 4 years of his life.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Dude probably specializes in gerbil insertion and extraction… when he’s not enjoying a cockmeat sammich with manmayo

Bob

I’ve known him since high school and he is a pathological lier.. You can’t believe a damn thing he says… This prick even faked having CANCER… I have 0 sympathy for him…

OldManchu

Wait a minute! I knew of the cancer diagnosis this year… and I was even talking to my Wife this morning and I said the bad thing about this blowing up on him is that he is dealing with cancer.

I KNOW PEOPLE THAT SHAVED THEIR HEADS TO SUPPORT HIM…….

And you mean to tell me THAT was fake too? My brother is recovering from cancer. My friends 4 year old is fighting leukemia… and this prick lied about his cancer too???

I don’t even know how to respond.

ChipNASA

Make this FUCKER famous.
Publicly shame him and everyone he knows and is associated with.
Fuck Him and Make his life hell.
/see that was easy

SFC D

Make this fucker cry

Keepin' It Real

Think of how the people feel that shaved their heads.

A Proud Infidel®™

I nearly lost my Mom to cancer a few years ago, and THIS ROACH FUCK faked having it for attention? May he become even more internet famous than The Dutch Rudder Gang X10!!

IWannaPuke

I met him over 4 years ago when he was riding a motorcycle to the Beach & would stop in a bar to shoot pool. I had just lost somebody very close to me from breast cancer & he told me he just got done with chemo & his hair just started growing back & that he had beat cancer! I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, lying about being a soldier or having cancer…. I’m literally sick at my stomach! Not to mention that I had the pleasure of meeting many of the soldiers that were here for Warriors Weekend, I can’t believe this prick was out there acting like he was one of them!!! Omg! Absolutely DISGUSTING!!

jarhead

I do, OldManchu…..my hope and prayers to your brother, your friend’s 4 year old, and EVERY living soul that actually is battling these diseases.

Here’s my response for the fucker. I’m shaving the few hairs off my ass tonight and am considering shaving all from around my Johnson. A baldy at my age, the Mrs. won’t even notice it! If she does, I’ll just say I was Dustin my balls.

OldManchu

Lmao! Thank you. I’m not done with this guy!

CA_SGT

Found his second facebook page. Sent every veteran on his friends list a link to Military Phonies.

OldManchu

Is that the “doc” caraway page?

IWannaPuke

Yes

OldManchu

Guess what else folks? Back in March he got a girl he was just starting to date to do a “hurry up and marry me before my cancer treatments start”.

And no cancer.

Graybeard

THAT may be an actionable offense.

I just wish it were legal to flog him nude in public.

ex-OS2

I think she is the same one he knocked up back in 2014. I could be wrong….

Blinx64

I’m pretty sure she’s different. I’ve seen both his previous baby mommas. The first one prompted me to suspect stolen valor. When they split he complained that she had the audacity to question his service.

Her friend

Leave her out of it and no she didn’t marry him over cancer. And no she has never been “knocked up” . She is innocent in this.

ex-OS2

Somebody got knocked up, baby momma’s to boot!

http://www.mmcportlavaca.com/nursery/baby_bio.php?id=155113

Me

He has a kid with his ex wife not his current one

Ex wife left him just after having the baby.

MrBill

Hopefully this poor little girl will get a decent upbringing in spite of who her daddy is.

If one can judge by a Facebook page, Karalyn appears to be a decent young woman; if so, let’s hope that she doesn’t bear any lasting scars from her involvement with this shitbag.

ex-OS2

I agree.

Ex-PH2

He belongs in the public stocks. If you don’t know what they are, it’s a nasty but useful and virtually harmless way to punish someone like this, unless the weather is bad. Even then, a tornado would probably avoid this moldy nudibranch.

Green Thumb

This dude is the cancer.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

No leather biker jacket?

Phoney.

Green Thumb

He probably has a leather ball hugging thong, though.

Does that count?

ex-OS2

His face looks like he would rather be sucking a big fat cock.

http://s579.photobucket.com/user/countryemt06/media/S6300622.jpg.html?o=15

ex-OS2

Classic look of 12″ dildo up your ass. I assume three months later he was back home with his war stories.

https://myspace.com/badge_man/mixes/classic-my-photos-533880/photo/258661846

Me

His wife, Karalyn Caraway, sure is a proud veterans wife. Love seeing the posts of war memes that see tags him in. Did I mention she proudly wears his name tag on her Texas Roadhouse apron.

If she could only see the truth.

Green Thumb

I wonder how much she really knows?

And if she just found out, is she doing the busboy?

Me

She doesn’t know. His ex wife never knew either.
He got free mattresses from a furniture store based off his lies. Go search Doc Caraway on Facebook, it’s a public post on Wounded Warrior’s page. I feel sorry for the ones that fell for his lies. He should be charged with fraud!!! not like he doesn’t already have a record

CA_SGT

She knows now. Sent here the Military Phonies link and facebook confirms she saw the message. Whether or not she does anything with it is her business however.

Bill

This creepy bag of dicks, faking military service and cancer? Dude is desperate. Seriously, someone make this go viral so no one else will fall for the lies falling out of this fake FUCK like dandruff. Can’t believe he is making his “little lady” believe he’s got cancer…

STrain

I went to Calhoun High School, Port Lavaca, TX with this guy; he’s always been kinda Shady

Green Thumb

Did he hang around the men’s room a lot back them?

You know, the guy who always seems to be at the urinal with you and giving yo a sideways look?

A Proud Infidel®™

You mean a Meat Gazer?

Green Thumb

No.

This dude is more “Phildostyle”.

“Meat Toucher”.

Silentium Est Aureum

He does kinda look like he likes to hunker down on Thundaar the Disciplinarian, IYKWIM.

SFC D

“cock goblin”

Green Thumb

Looking at that picture at the top, I thought it would be cool (just an opinion) if someone at that bar took it, drank the rest of it, and smashed him across the face with it.

Rad.

The Stranger

I’ve actually walked in on some folks that didn’t like me in a bar, sat down, poured myself a drink off of their pitcher of beer,and explained to them the error of their ways. They ended up leaving and I got a free pitcher…win, win.

OldManchu

My bullshit detector just went off…

ex-OS2

Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding.

jarhead

That hat finally reminded me where I saw this dude. He was in a commercial advertising Brokeback Medic Mountain…..a short pRon copy of the original. He was in a scene with John Holmes, doing his thing as a sword swallower.

OldManchu

Well looky yonder….

Our wounded hero received a free mattress last December from a locally owned family furniture store. You know, for his back and all. This is can be prosecuted.

https://warriorsweekendtx.wordpress.com/2015/12/09/generosity-of-kamin-furniture-to-wounded-heroes/

Bill

Anyone know how to clue them in on this scammer? Pathological liars like this waste of space will keep going until someone stops them. Maybe they can at least make him carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen he wastes with his lies

OldManchu

Oh we got him! I live in this town. He was just in a group of veterans in a meeting with our congressman last week standing between my father in law, A Vietnam veteran, and my friend, a Korea war veteran A LOT of us veterans here know this turd…. we got him!

jarhead

Old Manchu….Thank you for doing what all of us would like to be close enough to do. It’s the follow up action on the outed POSERS that makes it all worthwhile.
Unless a POSER lives in Shitbag, Alaska (population ONE), sooner or late they all meet their destiny.

OldManchu

Due to the abundance of patriotic people, events, and ceremonies in this town and surrounding area, this faker has milked it for massive exposure constantly.

Well now he is going to reap all he has sown in the same proportion! Dirtbag shook my hand and said “You can call me doc – everybody calls me doc Caraway.” He had in E-6 stripes, his CMB, his jump wings and desert boots.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Change to “everybody calls me cock (sucker)”

ChipNASA

OldManchu,
I am very thankful for your enthusiastic assistance in getting this turd flushed. I hope he ends up like this……(Hat tip to API)

A Proud Infidel®™

OOOH, the Karma Express is-a coming, *WHOOOOO-WHOOOOOOoooo*!

Me

I sent them a message

The Guy

This “guy” worked with me for a little while a few years back at TNT audio and security. It was apparent from the get go that everything out of his mouth was a fucking lie. It became especially obvious when he claimed he had cancer and said he was going through chemo, dumb ass buzzed his head and never lost any hair during the at least 3 separate times he said it was coming back. He stunk so fucking bad that if he pulled a customers car out of the shop you knew it was him. Which is why another employee coined his nickname there as “Stinky Pete” which he obviously hated. When said employee wrote stinky pete on a lighted led scrolling marque (we all fucked with each other, it was a bunch of young guys working in a shop…) instead of whining to the owner and retreating to his “safe place”. He cut the power wires off flush where they could not be soldered or repaired which led to him being immediately fired for destruction of property. Which worked out best for everyone anyway seeing as despite his claimed install experience did nothing but fuck up jobs creating more work for the competent workers we did have. Fucking idiot couldn’t even seem to remember how to do the most basic radio installs with uncomplicated color for color wiring harnesses. There’s more but I feel this rant was long enough…

A Proud Infidel®™

Appreciate your sharing that with us, I wonder what kind of bullshit story he made up about why you shitcanned him? His bullshit balloon has been seen by many and I’m sure we’ll hear more about him from others, the Karma Express is a-coming full throttle for his fat, lying worthless rat turd ass!

OldManchu

The Guy,

You SHOULD keep going. Tell us all. It is becoming more and more apparent that this guy leaves a bread crumb trail of lies and deceit everywhere he has been. I don’t think I’ve ever seen as many locals find this blog, log in, and comment on the bust of a poser as this one. I knew he couldn’t keep a job everywhere. It appears that besides manipulating all of the good natured veterans and volunteers of warriors weekend here, he also gives problems to everyone he works with. TNT is a great place always has been. Sorry y’all had to deal with him.

Stinky Pete! Lol. He did indeed stink when I met him!

The Guy

He also “ran” the karaoke at dodge city saloon on Wednesdays not too long ago which he also profoundly sucked at. Which is another job he fucked off. I frequent this bar more than most people would normally admit and have seen him dance there on countless occasions the latest only being a couple of months ago, never danced or worked with a cane mind you. A good while back he had danced to one song and was standing beside the bar with his back towards it. He had a huge sweat spot on his back from that one dance that looked just like someone laid down trying to make a snow angel. Which lead to me drunkenly creating his newest inside joke nickname there as “sweat angel”.

Killerb

Well Guy, next time you catch old “Stinky” at the nearest watering hole.. be nice if you had a copy of the info from here so when he s=tarts spouting his horse shit.. especially to any other vets.. you could have the unimaginable joy of “Popping his bubble” with the truth. But please make sure you video the OP. This gutless, shit sniffing dickless puss brained herpes blister is in dire need of being exposed to the world and like all turds, need a flushing.

Me

He tried going back to the FD as a volunteer and they didn’t even want him. They told him they had a full roster. LOL!

He worked for an oil company and after being in the hospital for a “heart attack”, he went back to work to find his shit in a pile! They fired him from there for all his crap and lies.

The newest one I was told, he’s a professional country dancer, however, he’s been seen dancing without his cane that he desperately needs after his back surgery from an “accident while overseas” FYI NO BACK SURGERY WAS DONE!!!!!!

ex-OS2

Do you have any pics of the “cane free” dancing?

Me

It’s on his photo bucket page

ChipNASA

ex-OS2 linked to it above yesterday
http://s579.photobucket.com/user/countryemt06/media/S6300622.jpg.html?o=15

I think maybe he was asking for different verification. but yeah,

Dustin Dickless Cockswallower is about to know what it’s like to become locally and Internet FAMOUS.

ex-OS2

I wasn’t sure how dated the ones on photobucket were. You know, since the fatty fat fucker has always been fat and all.

ChipNASA

I believe that photo of him dancing was from 2008?
(meta says so but that’s just the camera setting. It may or may not be accurate)

Bob

They are for sure before he turned 21 because the bar he is at puts a “T” on anyone under 21

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Dude looks like a certified Phildo tester for All-Points Logistics.

ex-OS2

Of course the cocksucking liar infiltrates a Christian organization.

https://www.facebook.com/Christian-Warriors-Retreat-976768415728096

http://www.christianwarriorsretreat.org/

ChipNASA

Will you look at that. Their Facebook page is WIDE OPEN FOR ALL TO COMMENT.

ex-OS2

I noticed that as well.

This fat fuck really pisses me off, more than Lars does. He went over the top with the “cancer” bullshit.

Fucking cocksucker needs that cane shoved up his fucking fat ass.

ChipNASA

Hey OldManchu,
Should we light up this organization with links to TAH telling them what a knucklehead they have pretending with real veterans??

OldManchu

I do believe so!

OldManchu

That Warriors retreat group has WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Panama, desert storm, Iraq, and Afghanistan vets in it. As well as Cold War and peacetime vets too of course.

So yes, he absolutely infiltrates it the way dog crap smell infiltrates a nice outdoor picnic! I don’t have Facebook but I hope someone comments.

ex-OS2

Here is an alternative way to contact them.

http://www.christianwarriorsretreat.org/contact/

ChipNASA

I sent them a POST.
———–
Folks,
It appears there’s an individual that may be part of your organization that has been misrepresenting himself.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=67258
Thanks
———-
We’ll see what happens.

ex-OS2

BZ, I hope they respond.

OldManchu

Very professional. Thanks. The guys that run this are good folks.

sbalm

At the risk of going against the grain – ol’ Dustin here is still a US Army Veteran, is he not?

I think the criteria to be called a veteran is 60 or 180 days active duty and/or a discharge that is not a dishonorable discharge.

I’m thinking he can still get that free meal at Applebee’s on Veteran’s Day as well as the 10% discount at Home Depot/Lowes. Maybe the mattress company wanted to give a mattress to a 90 day wonder to make them feel good about themselves?

So he’s a scumbag, but still a veteran.

ChipNASA

Well 98 days and there’s still a debate about whether he was able to actually graduate basic training and complete his initial training.
It he was discharged for Failure to Adapt, Fraudulent Enlistment etc. then many of us would say, NO you’re not a veteran.

That being said, the real issues here is this turd is a compulsive liar and fraud and misrepresents himself on almost every level possible.

ex-OS2

I am 100% positive this fat fuck ate many free meals at Applebees.

He may be considered a Veteran but that doesn’t excuse his deceitful actions.

Blinx64

I met him in college (coleage, as he would spell it) in 2010, a while after I got out of AIT (I’m reserve). I can verify that we went to Applebees that year on Veterans Day and got lots of free food and free drinks. Needless to say, we went to several restaurants in order to satiate his appetite. I was just a yound private then so I didn’t know how Special Operations worked, and he told me about his tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. He even cried at Applebees (that’s when another vet bought him a drink)…

OldManchu

Ok. But then by analogy, What if I claimed green beret ranger pj lrrp seal gwot?

After all, I did indeed serve, took part in operation just cause, I have an honorable discharge after completing my commitment, and am a veteran.

I guess what I am saying is that he “is” a veteran (wonder why only three months), but he is not “being” a veteran. He is dishonoring everything that a veteran IS.

Good service is good enough! Lying undoes all and basically states that all those who served didn’t serve enough.

Go watch him stand in a group talking with one of our local gold star families, spewing his vomit, then see if you want to call him a veteran?

I give this guy no quarter. End of story.

OldManchu

The mattress company thinks his back is injured from an IED…

ex-OS2

The truth is he hurt his back sucking cock on the dance floor.

What a piece of shit.

jarhead

Wasn’t it Billy Ray Cyrus who sang “Suck My Achey Breakey Dik”? Sounds right; and especially with this turd leading a bunch of gay line dancers.

Green Thumb

That’ the VA’s definition.

180 and no significant injury = shitbag.

Oh, and fuck the VA too.

Silentium Est Aureum

By DVA definition it’s 181 days.

So unless he was medically discharged with a service-related injury (unlikely), he’s not a vet.

Blinx64

As the guy who outed him, I feel obligated to comment. I’ll start by quoting a reply I made to someone above:

I met him in college (coleage, as he would spell it) in 2010, a while after I got out of AIT (I’m reserve). I can verify that we went to Applebees that year on Veterans Day and got lots of free food and free drinks. Needless to say, we went to several restaurants in order to satiate his appetite. I was just a yound private then so I didn’t know how Special Operations worked, and he told me about his tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. He even cried at Applebees (that’s when another vet bought him a drink)… I always knew something wasn’t quite right.

Well fast forward a few years, and I found myself in Afghanistan with the Special Operations Joint Task Force – Afghanistan. Ranger Regiment was a part of our TF. Now, I’m far from being an operator, I simply augmented the TF. It was at this point I knew he was full of shit. I had always suspected, but this confirmed. I am ashamed to say that I called him a friend for so long.

Has anyone factually verified his cancer is fake? Just curious because that would really piss me off.

By the way, a buddy in my reserve unit is a cop in Victoria, I asked him if he’d ever heard of Dustin Caraway. He said, “The name sounds familiar.” I told him, “You would have probably arrested him at some point,” and he said, “if his last name is Caraway, that sounds about right.”

Me

His cancer is fake. His first claim was stomach cancer, he had his gall bladder removed and used that as “they removed the tumor and saved my life” the second claim comes after his step father(who passed away a month ago from cancer) was diagnosised. When he went to visit his step dad just before he passed, he told them he couldn’t stay because he had to go to Houston for treatment. He never left town!!!!

Blinx64

Wow. That’s fucked up.

jarhead

Dustin Caraway, the sonofabitch
Had the crabs and the seven year itch.

His cancer lies were bad enough
Thor waits for him in a jail down South
Dustin’s shit outa luck, fast talkin’ bluff
Gonna make him the prison queen with the purty mouth

M.K.G

Fuckin Dustin! I went to high school with this jack ass. I’m glad yall are blasting his ass all over the place. He is a damn disgrace to the real men and women of our armed forces. Keep up the good work everybody, make this fucker infamous!!

Me

I received a message from Warrior’s Weekend and they are informing the board of this!

OldManchu

Thank you!

The men and women of the volunteer force that makes up Warriors Weekend deserve better than this. They put in thousands of hours to honor veterans and wounded veterans. There is no room for shitbags like Caraway. I

f I see him out there next year I’m going to jail!!!!

jarhead

OldManchu….don’t do anything too drastic if all you want is a free B J. I”ll personally pay for some crakhead ho to come service you.

Me

They took down the post. Hopefully this continues and true Veterans that need help, get it!

ex-OS2

BZ! Thank you.

2/17 Air Cav

I think a doctor ought to give him a false diagnosis of cancer and see how he likes that.

I think a business should hire him, tell him he’ll be earning $30/hr and, then, on his first day, tell him, “Sorry, but I was lying.”

I think someone should slip him a drug that produces symptoms that mimic a heart attack and then drive him to the middle of nowhere and leave him there.

I think that the next Veteran who sees this clown chowing down for free on Veterans Day ought to buy a glass of beer, take it to the restroom, pour 1/3 out, refill the glass with piss and toilet water, and deliver it to his table with a “Here’s my thanks for your service.”

I think that someone should drop a bubble wrap shipping envelope labeled “Please Do Not Open” somewhere he’ll be sure to find it. Did I suggest already that it should be filled with a something very, very disgusting?

A Proud Infidel®™

I’d rather he gets news about being hired for the $30 an hour job and being told “Our mistake, we hired someone else over you, SORRY!” the first day he showed up for work and being served a nice-looking sandwich laced with a triple dose of Ex-Lax when he tries to con someone for another freebie!

jarhead

You know you’re getting there API. What I’d like to see is a fake doctor examine him and tell him he had syphillis from humping a chimpanzee and that his balls and Johnson were going to have to be removed. After removing them, put them into a bottle of Tequila along with the worm and carry it around to show for pity. Betcha the worm is longer than his Johnson!

jarhead

Third picture down from the top showing him with a bottle of beer next to his head. His aunt wrote on July 15, 2014 “Please send prayers for my nephew Dustin who has suffered a heart attack.”

Sorry lady, it’s a bit late but I pray he gets the doctor he deserves. That would be Dr. Blome.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’d rather he gets either Dr. Mengele or Dr. Kevorkian!

jarhead

Third comment down claims he works at Calhoun County, Tx Jail as a jailer. A call to them (361) 553-4646 showed that to be NOT true.

jarhead

Instead of working at the Penal Dept. maybe the person making the claim meant this clown works at the Penis Dept. If so, he probably suffers from the dreaded I’llsukanydik syndrome.

Blinx64

His wife’s fb profile picture now says “God sometimes removes people from your life to protect you…”

Which begs the question…

jarhead

Has he disappeared?

MrBill

I don’t see the “Doc Caraway” FB page anymore. And the wife’s FB page doesn’t list a marital status; I couldn’t swear to it, but I’m pretty sure that it did before. Looks like her eyes may have been opened.

HMC Ret

If so, he was a fun slob chew toy for a time. If his wife left, I’m thinking it was a smart move. How could a woman tie an anchor to him?

IWannaPuke

He hasn’t disappeared. I just scrolled fb & seen him in pics at Cactus Canyon last night.

Blinx64

Please share!

ex-OS2

Were they action pics of him out back sucking cock for pennies on the dollar?

2/17 Air Cav

Somebody paid?

Me

Christian Warrior’s retreat has removed photos and posts about “Doc” Caraway

It is my understanding that others are in contact with the police department trying to file charges for all the damage he has caused.

ex-OS2

Fantastic!

A Proud Infidel®™

SWEET!! ?

ChipNASA

I bet this fucker disappears like a fart in Church….

ChipNASA

My posts are still up on their Facebook sites so no scrubbing, which is nice.