Gersh Kuntzman, the sissy as a scold
I’m sure that you remember Gersh Kuntzman from his debut in our conciousness when he mischaracterized his experience firing a modern sporting rifle. Well, now, apparently, he’s offended because of a song. “God Bless America” sung at baseball games bruises his sensibilities.
When Major League Baseball ordered all teams to play the patriotic jingle after 9/11, I didn’t immediately object. Standing with my fellow fans, as one, and singing a paean to our country provided catharsis, comfort and shared heartache.
But it wasn’t long before heartache became headache. The Yankees still play it at every game, but most teams, like my beloved Mets, play “God Bless America” only on Sundays or holidays. But even that’s too much.
Part of my outrage stems from ponderous Mussolini-esque introduction of the song, when fans are asked to rise, remove their caps and place them over their hearts.
“Mussolini-esque”? it would be “Mussolini-esque” if the crowd was asked to remove their helmets and fire their scary, black rifles into the air. More of that famous Kuntzman hyperbole. But, mostly, he just cares what his foreign guests think;
The song still embodies great things about America, but also our worst things: self-righteousness, forced piety, earnest self-reverence, foam.
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* Foreigners!: I once went to a Brooklyn Cyclones game with a British guy named James Silver, who smiled when “God Bless America” was being played. “It’s exactly what I expect from Americans,” he said. “The self-righteousness, the patriotism. It’s always nice to see my opinions confirmed.”
I expect Brits to vote against membership in the European Union and afterwards spend the rest of their lives complaining that they left the EU. But, yeah, let’s toss out a song from being sung at a sporting event, a sporting event most British don’t even understand, because they don’t like our patriotism. I don’t care if the Brits sing “God Save the Queen” or if the Germans sing “Deutschland Über Alles, Über alles in der Welt”. So what do I care what they think of our traditions…at a sporting event, for Pete’s sake.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Phuk this douche nozzle and God Bless MY America!!
that effeminate, communist, liberal pussy needs to be flogged with a cat-o-nine-tails!!!
Seriously who reads anything this loser has to wright…
I care even less about what any British Eurotrash thinks than I do Kunrzman
Ah, but the irony is sweet, isn’t it? Just in my lifetime, lefties have gone from being free-thinking “question authority!” hippies to the exact kind of finger-wagging nannies they used to accuse conservatives of being.
This douche is a professional shit stirrer. An “agitator” in Marxist-Leninist vernacular.
And now the most mocked man in America, judging from Facebook posts.
This blog is probably the greatest amount of attention this slack-jawed mouth-breather has gotten since his last boyfriend pooped on his chest. Good for him. Controversy ratings only. No substance. Just his attempt at expressing the rattling in his gourd as eloquently as he can. Blah.
Cocksucker.
Fucking cocksucker
Just go get a hot dog or a beer if it bothers you that much Kuntzman.
Oh, and regarding your Brit friend-it’s exactly what I expect from Brits; the sneering condescension, the smug superiority. It’s always nice to see my opinions confirmed.*
*I mean, not really, because every Brit I have ever met has been very nice to me, but hey any asshole can make sweeping generalizations, though only a complete chump would think that it actually means anything.
I can pretty much predict the type of British friends he would have. They would NOT be the same as the Brits that I hang out with. “My” Brits are a great bunch.
I suspect his Brits also dodged military service and view the sheepdogs with contempt while he grazes (smokes?) the grass.
Most of the Britts I know are spot on, good people. But then I mostly hang with the military set, and not the Piers Morgan set.
It really must suck to go through life being offended by everything you see.
That sums it up very nicely. This asshole goes out of his way to be offended. And he is very fond of the first-person, singular pronouns very much. Just fuck this clown.
???? Right on that
And he does ??? A lot of this also ???
If you are, people, might I suggest your life is way too easy if you have time to be offended by every little thing you see?
Seems to me, back in the day, people were a little more preoccupied with mere survival than to get their knickers in a wad over every little perceived slight.
Kuntzman isn’t a very good writer. He seems to be trying for the voice of a world-weary cynic or crusty curmudgeon, but can’t pull it off, and ends up sounding like a whiney child.
Often, to be world weary, one must have seen the world. Not just the safest parts of Europe and touristy parts of Mexico.
Shack!
Gash Kuntaman …. never mind, any more may get me in trouble or placed on some sort of list
I know. I wonder what pronoun he uses.
No wondering here. This bozo is your textbook metrosexual drone, one each, gelded.
Time to change his name to Cuntboi. What’s next; he going to have his Johnson removed (assuming he has one) so he can get into the women’s bathroom where he belongs? This candy ass is an insult to his gender. Does he still wear diapers? A 50 year old prostitute’s cunt would look tiny when compared to him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2yPbikh6a8
Hey! He does NOT belong in the women’s bathroom! He belongs in the BGBi-TRG bathroom where all the whiners and diners go.
I wonder how his “beloved Mets” feel about having him in their stadium. Wouldn’t it be fitting if they just refused to sell him a ticket. Perhaps a BOLO poster at the gate?
Gersh needs to recognize that he who stirs the pot eventually has to lick the spoon.
And if I gave a fuck what the British think, I’d live there, not here.
Gersh–you. Bag of dicks. Start eating.
Gersh can go fuck himself with a dildo dipped in iron filings.
Well… He pretty much admitted what the true issue here is… He is a Mets fan. That’s probably why he is offended at a Yankees game!
THIS PUSSFAG is IRRELEVANT. Completely!!
^^^^^THIS!^^^^^
Here’s to DefendUSA! I rate her comment with FOUR COCONUTS.
Amen and hell yeah!
Somebody needs to just grow up. Perhaps when he does, he will mature beyond the Cult of the Perpetually Offended, alternatively known as the Cult of the Perpetually Outraged.
I’m a bit surprised that CUNTzman is still under the delusion that anyone anywhere gives a fuck what he thinks about anything. As for his Limey friend, so the hell what? They consider it a huge deal when the Queen clears her throat. Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for Queen Liz, but seriously, why the hell is any kind of monarchy still around in the 21st century? Never mind that the self-righteous Brit in question (the fact that he’s friends with CUNTzman says a lot) sounds like the kind of guy who would say that shit about pretty much anything in this country, and I suspect his own countrymen probably think he’s an asswipe, too.
And generally speaking, I really don’t give a flying ratfuck what a foreigner thinks of how we conduct a ballgame. By the same token, I don’t expect a Brit (or any other foreigner) to give a flying ratfuck about my opinion of their fagball* obsession. If you’re not American, your opinion about anything we do within our borders doesn’t matter. I am not British, therefore my opinion of anything done within the UK’s borders doesn’t matter. This douche can have his opinion, but him coming here and talking shit at a baseball game makes him an obnoxious douchebag, nothing more. The same would’ve true of me if I went to a British soccer game and behaved the same way.
I don’t judge all Brits by this asshole or his ilk. Most of the folks I’ve met from across the pond were pretty nice. I’ve never been there, but if I ever combine the free time and disposable income necessary to make the trip, I certainly won’t tell them all what idiots they are for keeping British Health or otherwise behave like this prick while I’m there.
Judging by the company they keep, CUNTzman’s relationship with this guy says a lot about both of them.
* No offense intended to VOV or any other soccer lovers.
None taken TOW…soccer players, especially those of Latin heritage are giant pussies…there’s no disputing that…the German League and British league are better with less faking of being injured…but let’s face it, even though I love the sport these are not what one thinks of when discussing tough guys…
I can love the game and what it could be, all the while despising what it’s become due to these diving, faking, candy ass players.
Do the Latin leagues give sports trophies or Oscars at the end of their seasons? I’ve seen much better acting on the soccer field than in any movie.
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I give that a FIVE COCONUT rating!!
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Is there no end what offends this douchenozzle? Fuck him why doesn’t he move to Europe where everything is all rainbows and hugs. And as for his British cocksucker of a boyfriend Fuck him also. I just love these high and mighty Eurotrash motherfuckers who bad mouth American patriotism, while conveniently ignoring how their imperialist greed in the 18th and 19th centuries enslaved millions of Asians, Latin Americans, and Africans. The US doesn’t need the world the world needs us.
I would have thought at the way this dick bitches like the little girl he would have been a Boston fan.
He buttered toast this morning and compared it to a knife fight.
I won’t be surprised when he gets in snit about ALL Pro teams actually representing only a single city AND keeping score to demean the losers by (gasp) winning.
British betas are letting their women and children be raped daily. Why do we need to be like them?
Why doesn’t he go hug a suicide bomber today. All they need is love, and James Taylor is busy.
He can move to Mosul. His opinions might get 5 seconds of the attention he wants over there.
Yeah, about five seconds is right:
All eyes on him all the way from the top floor to the sidewalk…
Give the guy a break. Being that far up his own ass takes effort and he doesn’t want to be inconvenienced by having to acknowledge everything isn’t about him.
Well played, Sir!
Beautifully put!
I imagine this felcher spends more time in the men’s rooms at Yankee Stadium than he does watching the game.
So how would he know?
He DOES act like a “toe-tapper”.
His “Brit friend”, as if…
He doesn’t have friends, he has fellow travelers.
And odds are this “friend” is a composition device, a Rhetorical McGuffin, used by this perpetually oppressed man-boi suffering from Testicular Twinkification. every microgram of testosterone in his milquetoast existence is expended on that dog’s ass of a beard.
I understand he just signed an endorsement agreement with Vagisil, terms not disclosed but my guess is there’s a lifetime supply of the product in the deal.
Open, very well put,Sir! Your last sentence is a classic summation! Bravo!
“Vagisil”? Did you perchance mean “Magisil”?
One things leads to another. Jewish immigrant Irving Berlin wrote “God Bless America” and it debuted in 1938 with Kate Smith singing it. It was at first a response to the increasing likelihood of war in Europe but was quickly targeted by the Ku Klux Klan as a detestable thing, written by a man who had no right to claim America HIS home. So, Kuntzman is in good company. No, not by being a Jew (he’s an atheist) but by aligning himself with the KKK and the Bund. Here’s a link to the source, followed by the offensive lyrics which put a hurt on Kuntzman’s twat. http://gba.sherylkaskowitz.com/
BTW, I’m pretty certain that the first stanza isn’t sung at MLB parks.
While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
Let us swear allegiance to a land that’s free.
Let us all be grateful for a land so fair,
As we raise our voices in a solemn prayer:
God bless America, land that I love,
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam,
God bless America,
My home sweet home.
When that first verse is sung – like we did at a Scout leader training a few months ago – grown men tear up.
This twit gets offended.
Therefore, he is not a grown man. QED
I did not know this.
Here’s a performance at Yankee Stadium including that first part-
Wow!!! Thank you for that, 68W
The British friend is a nice touch. Wonder what his British friend thinks of the tendency of British soccer fans to beat the ever-loving shit out of each other? That must be the kind of sophisticated culture us dumb colonial rubes just don’t appreciate.
Basically this say that self-absorbed self-righteous intolerant critics seem to hang together. Most of the Brits I know would be appalled that a visitor to another country would sneer at someone else’s patriotic traditions. No doubt Kuntzman and his buddy would find something to sneer at almost anywhere…he doesn’t realize that all he is doing is showing what an incredibly self-centered LITTLE person he is. He is beneath consideration…and a flaming asshole to boot (but being a NY fan, that part is probably redundant.)
This guy can eat a bag of rancid cocks. I’m sure he’ll enjoy it.
I’d bet he can eat more than just one bag
There are some pretty funny Gersh Kuntzman memes out there. They speak for themselves.
Too many to list here.
He should have claimed that it was a black friend. Might have given him more credibility.
Kuntzman and some limey cocksucker are offended at baseball games? Who gives a flying fuck what two assclowns think?
I hate baseball, it’s slower than watching old people fuck, but I don’t care how many times they play patriotic songs and ask folks to rise and display a little self righteous pride in their nation.
News flash jerkoffs, people still hop into small boats to get here, people still cross illegally to get just to get a look and a taste of what America has to offer an individual.
Nobody’s hopping a boat to Britain, nobody’s looking to find their personal freedom to pursue happiness, and life and liberty in Britain. Take your smug dick opinions and stow ’em in your ass. You fruits would be German subjects if not for Americans, you fucking know it and so do we, the problem is you ungrateful fucks can’t admit your tiny army was wiped out and forced to flee in anything that could float to avoid being fucking destroyed….you did fight Argentina to a standstill though so I guess you have that going for you….fucking limey pansies.
“I hate baseball, it’s slower than watching old people fuck….” Um. Ah. Er. Um. Okay. I have to ask. I am certain that you have watched baseball. How did you ever…nah. Forget it. Some things are better left unknown.
I guess when you have low testosterone, one tactic is to criticize everybody that doesn’t.
He and his friend no doubt rode to the ball park on horses. The same horses they rode on Brokeback Mountain. Hell, even the horses were butt buddies!
Speaking of movies, how do you know if a Western is gay? Answer…All the good guys are hung!
Now about his British friend with him at the ball game. Does anyone know the motto of the British Army? It’s “Never leave your buddy’s behind!”.
As if I need insult one more……How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy!
One more, just to piss of CUNTzman. How do you say homosexual in Jewish? Heblew!
It’s too bad you can’t purchase a man-card. But I’m not sure he would want one anyway.
Said the British dickhead right before i rabbit punched him.
“Foam”? WTF
Something tells me that other Brits say nice things like “fookin’ wankah” when CUNTzman’s friend walks by.
Y’all are slipping. Cue up the choir for a rousing rendition of the TAH Hymn!
With feeling…
Him, Him, Fuck Him!
Can anyone find a mailing address for this goober. I want to send her a box of tampons to help her out.
Without wasting a bunch of time on this idiot, here’s a short response. He works for the New York Daily News. Email address is shown as……
gershkuntzman@gmail.com
Newspaper address is 4 New York Plaza
New York
N. Y. 10001
Probably would be appreciated if you also included a dildo.
I’m sure someone has already sent him a Bag of Dicks®™.
Sent.
KUNTzman the irrelevant little shitball of a spineless roach shit can go fuck himself sideways with broken broomsticks wrapped in diarrhea-soaked asbestos after he’s done toe-tapping in the Mens’ room. I’m sure that he and his wussnoramus booger-eating ilk would also want to see American Football replaced with soccer. Fuck. Him.
I doubt it. They probably think fagball is too violent. Probably prefer circle-jerking.
Am I the only one surprised that Gash actually claims to like baseball? Shouldn’t he be into something fagtastic like inline skating or any sport featuring dudes in speedos?
Also, where’s his article about the trauma he feels listens to the national anthem? That’s got rockets and bombs in it.
Oh noes, more PTSD for Cuntzman.
I’m sure he’ll find some balls pretty soon (though they’ll probably be someone else’s)
We all know people who think that if it weren’t for the US, the world would be a better place. Someone prints what this person writes. That he wrote it and they printed it does not make either one of them smart or respectable. I have more-important shit to do than to give clicks to this idiot and his publisher.
Fuckwits like KUNTzman see themselves as Knights in shining armor for their causes, but in reality they’re little more than retards wearing used tinfoil.
Lars agrees.
The problem with shit stains like Kuntzman is that they weren’t beaten bloody often enough by their peers in their childhood.
You know they were just as much the mouth-breeding, snot-gobbling, thumb-sucking fucktards as children.
I blame the pussies and sniveling weak-sucks that he grew up among.
KUNTzman would look at QuEeFeRs*SLUUURRRP!*41 dressed in tinfoil and think he/it was a Knight in shining armor. Hell, He’d likely mix him up a pitcher of Dutch Rudder gang Cocktails.
Clothing store guy: “May I help you?”
Kuntzman. “I need a couple of shirts but I can’t find any in my size.”
Clothing store guy: “[Laughing] I would guess so. We don’t carry shirts that have 34 inch sleeves with 4-inch necks.”
Someone wrote a song about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkB_CFi9row
*smile*
Would someone sent Kunt-man a semi trailer full of vagicil and midol! Jeezuz, the little penis is just so sensitive!
Why has anyone not suggested the idea of packing this assclown into a box and shipping him to the first deserted island available???
Cuntsman you are a pussy, commie bastard. Just leave this country please. You are a coward who lives under the shroud of the freedoms that we veterans purchased for you and this is how you repay us. You coward piece of shit. Fuck off asshole