Bad news from Dan Bernath
This is the kind of idiocy I get every day.
Felony death threat against me~remove immediately
Daniel Bernath
1:46 PM (1 hour ago)to me
ChipNASA says:
April 23, 2014 at 12:55 pm
Oh Danni Boy…Danni Boy…the pipes, the pipes are calling….I mean Bubba and Thor are calling….(with apologies to our Irish lads and lassies here)
PREPARE YOUR #2 PORTHOLE!
/squeal Danni, squeal
Not just a threat, but a DEATH THREAT. And not just a DEATH THREAT, but a FELONY DEATH THREAT.
What? You mean you don’t see a threat there? Clearly you’ve never been threatened with Snu Snu.
Category: Shitbags
What a flouncing drama queen. Kinda like Dennis Chevalier.
Dudes cheese flew off the cracker, there was no slipping away with it at all.
I seriously wonder how he is not a fulltime guest of a facility with nice rubber rooms and lots and lots of thorazine.
Full turbo-Wickre crazy!
Hahahahahah what r u gay? hahahah.
Last time I watched that movie, Ned Beatty didn’t die but he certainly was embarrassed.
…My worry at this point is that the guy is so farking crazy now, he’s ENJOYING this.
Oh and Sorry about that TSO. 🙁
#2 porthole.
I love it.
Chip, this is one of literally hundreds he says are threats that are not threats. I just found this one funnier than the rest, and I am on vacation somewhere far from home. Guess where?
BTW, that right there will be considered a threat by this jackass.
He went full-Wickre.
Never go full-Wickre.
So, he thinks that anal sex is death? What is he, a Westboro Baptist?
It is if it’s “Death by Anal Bungo”.
That sounds like a strange 70s dance.
I think they were the opening act for “Alien Sex Fiend” on their last tour, Flagwaver.
I heard a rumor that as soon as Daniel A. Bernath the phony CPO/phony Oregon Attorney read about Space Aliens giving anal probes when they do abductions, Bernath raced straight to Roswell, NM in hopes of not only getting abducted, but sneaking back into line for seconds on anal probing!!
Phony claim of CPO (Hon) and poor photoshop of your melon on someone elses body ~ blow me immediately.
Old Trooper
He’s just afraid that Chevy is going to beat him out as #1 seed in the Fecal 4.
Is that a threat?
Over?
Phony Chief Dan Bernath is going all the way. OVER!
I looked up Drama Queen in Websters. Was unsurprised to see Bernath’s photo dressed as Zelda, Queen of the Desert.
Some people are like slinkies. They’re not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Would this be considered a “threat”??
No, but I like it nbcguy54. Most of what people consider threats aren’t threats at all. There are certain elements that must be met to constitute a threat. But I don’t want to give our esteemed wig wearer a free education.
Danny continually sees death when death is not there – you know, kind of like the “dead or alive” posters that don’t actually say “dead or alive”. I wonder – does he walk into a house and think it’s a mausoleum? Does he walk into a hospital and think it’s a morgue? Does he walk into a Sunday church service and think it’s a funeral?
Yet he looks into an empty fuel tank, and sees enough fuel to keep on flying… go figure.
Like I said earlier on this thread:
He went full-Wickre.
Never go full-Wickre.
Imagine if you will, a Slinky. A Slinky so state of the art that it kicks itself down the stairs. A Slinky that quivers n shudders when the bushes move. A Slinky so “different”, that it is outside the definition of Slinky, much like an attorney that is so bad that he can’t even get the respect that ambulance chaser’s get. Imagine, a Slinky with a bald melon, perched on the mantel of something respectable. Imagine a weak, spineless, dope, trying to play the bully.
Sounds like a great Democratic candidate for Congress to me…
Daniel A. Bernath the Phony CPO/Phony Oregon Lawyer, may the Bluebird of Happiness poop all over your birthday cake like a seagull would!
*OOP!* Did THAT sound like a threat, Dannie-poo? It ain’t, it’s just my best wish from me to you!!
Like this seagull?
Not really, I was thinking more about the copious amounts of excreta they produce, Gulls have about a fifteen minute digestive system. I once heard a story of some Army GIs from Fort Benning that took a road trip to Panama Cuty Beach one weekend during Spring Break season, during which some insufferably conceited college preppies decided to berate them while cruising in one of their Daddie’s convertible BMW. One of the Troops grew up in CA and knew about seagulls, he had a couple of tins of sardines which he deposited in the Beemer while it was parked with the top down, the scent was still there after the gulls ate the sardines, but they stayed where the fish scent was, steadily making deposits all over that car’s interior, that’s what I was thinking of when I said that.
Bernath really needs to just get over it and save his breath – he’s going to need it to blow up his girlfriend.
Daniel A.Bernath the Phony CPO/Phony Oregon Attorney, what he meant was” to inflate” when he said you needed to save your breath to blow up your girlfriend.
I heard the rumor that Bernath DID have a new girlfriend, they say he’s threatening to sue because according to him, (I quote what he allegedly said) “I bit her on the nipple, and then she farted while she flew out of my bedroom window!!”.
Yep. Now you got me to spew gatorade all over the screen. I think that makes you at least a double-ace on here. You’ve probably got little computer monitors stenciled on your wall denoting all of your “kills”. Dammit man – we’re friendlies!!
That makes two in one day, *WHOOP!*
I’m on a roll!!
Yes! True story. My informants saw it happen. It caused me to fear and it must stop immediately. Excuse me while I hug myself, rock back and forth, and drool.
I think he’s speaking in code about Bernasty.
I meant, I think he’s speaking in code about Chevvy.
Funny you should mention that critter, I heard tell of a trip he and another guy took just across the Border into Mexico to visit a Brothel. They met back in the waiting room afterward, and Chevalier asked “Well, how was yours?” To which the fellow replied “GREAT, she put a doughnut around my tool, covered it in whipped cream with a cherry, then she licked it off, and you?”. Chevalier replied “Kinda like yours, except she put a bagel around mine and covered it with cream cheese.” The other guy asked “WELL, how did it feel?” Chevalier replied “I’ll never know, that cheese looked so good, I ate it all myself!”
You mean his “Blowup Girlfriend”
I hear she’s under a lot of pressure. 32psi to be exact.
Crash does seem more the “battery operated boyfriend” type to me.
Ohhhh! NBCGUY said “Blow Up His Girlfriend!!!”
Standby TSO for a complaint.
Over.
Heh.
Crazy forked-tongued white-eyes lawyer makes Ten Bears laugh.
Dammit. Now I’m gonna get busted for making threats against his family… better get a waterbed patch kit.
He needs to back off a bit and save something for the tournament. I mean, he’s a lock for the overall number one seed already. He needs to conserve his energy and not burn himself out like this.
Now Giduck, there was a guy who knew how to pace himself. Crash and Bernath would be wise to use his techniques.
I can’t remember anyone working so hard for a number one seed in the stolen valor tournament. Can any of you?
I can’t say that he is a shoein, but I think he is guaranteed a Number one seed in the western division at least.
Hey… at least Bernath is pulling his own weight for his tournament seeding. Commander Monkress hired a proxy.
Danny, don’t know what you consider a threat but how’s this for you.
It appears that ol’ Danny Boi is afraid of being fucked to death by Bubba and Thor. The turd is so desperate now he’s simply throwing shit all over in the hope something will stick. I’m getting ready to send the Oregon and California Bar a little package with Bernath’s name on it. It’ll be dealing with his unethical and unprofessional conduct to date.
ROCK ON!! *Air guitar pantomime*
WHITE STALLIONS RULE!!!!!!!
Wait… will that get me on the SPLC’s racist list?
Damnit.
DON’T let them forget to add me too, PARTY ON, AW1!!
Love that movie. The sequel too. 🙂
Don’t forget Florida. He is claiming an address in Florida, too.
Daniel Bernath, non CPO in any capacity, seems to have this obsession with child pornography and bestiality topics on his website. Hopefully, Bubba and Thor get wind of that fact, and give Daniel Bernath a lesson the moment he joins them.
But, he won’t be alone. Dennis Chevalier, phony veteran, will be his fellow bottom.
Daniel Bernath, here’s some feedback on your “humor.” You’re like yesterday’s coffee… a bit weak in the bean.
Birdbath, you are already nothing but a bloated corpse simply waiting for what little is left of your internal organs to shut down.
You lack the basic morals that make a man what he is. You are just a life support system for an anus.
Go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw, shitbird.
Put that in your lawsuit, Taint Goblin.
“You are just a life support system for an anus.”
You now have the rank of God for the rest of the evening for that comment, my friend. Congratulations.
Your prize is the internet and any porn site of your choice.
I second that motion!
JaOD, if I ever get to meet you in person, your next shot & a beer will be on me when we do!
Jesus A Tapdancing Christ. Grow a fucking pair Bernath. I swear his wife must have a larger set than him. Go choke on a bag of dicks you phony lying slimy piece of monkey shit.
Kinda old ET1…my thoughts exactly. Bernath the Ball-less, needs to take his nads back out of his wife’s purse, then look on Youtube for the do it yourself guide to, “Ball Reinstall Procedure”. If not there, then refer to our God given owner’s manual. In the index it can be found under, “Balls, Retrieval From Wife and Re-Installation”. Be sure to look for the “Two Ball Re-Install”. Unless, he only has one or she will only loan him back one, then the “One Ball Re-Install” will do it.
Straight jacket and padded cell!!!!!!!!
Is this all a reference to vagina? I hate vagina. Gross. Smells like tuna. I like hobo dick.
Dan Bernath, yea I knew you did. Always have. That’s why you love the Portland area. Lot’s of transients and hobos and homeless with rank, nasty man junk to play with and eat.
How do you feel about phony PHD’s spincters? We could play spin the MD 20/20 Bottle if you bring along Wickerman, and maybe Thunderduck… I bet he could be a heck of a pivot man.
These guys know how to handle asshats like Birdbath.
http://www.islandpacket.com/2014/04/23/3074449/after-letter-from-attorney-beaufort.html?sp=%2F99%2F257%2F266%2F1482%2F
I like the idea of having a business that serves up something that people like, with good taste included as part of the service, don’t you?
It’s so… well, refreshing.
Eeeyup, something many businesses lack these days.
Bet he puckers up at the snap of a latex glove.
Naah, I bet he squirms while he’s giggling!
I’m certain that Bernutjam, Witless, Chevyliar, Phildo, and Psul of the Ballsack ALL get together every now and then with plenty of rubber gloves, KY, wearing lab coats just like Cheeseslayer’s for a round of “Amateur Proctology Night” after a few bottles each of T-Bird, MD 20/20, Boone’s Farm,…
They need their own planet.
Kepler has just discovered another one, not too far away. If they hurry, they can just get seats on the next flight.
Bernasty: I fart in your general direction! (H/T Monty Python…I’d post the video but don’t know how.)
I don’t mean that as even a misdemeanor death threat even though my farts can peel wallpaper at times…but it would be in your general direction.
Over.
SJ: Ask and ye shall receive:
Daniel-san,
Why don’t you post any more over at vansairforce.com?
You seemed so proud that the RV-12 plane tail number N262WS once belonged to a REAL Vietnam Hero by the name of Wesley D. Schierman. Did the folks at that site find out about the real you?
Tweet tweet goes the little birdy.
I’m sure that by now, Daniel A. Bernath the phony CPO/phony Oregon Attorney is trying to sleep after another dick cheese & nut jam sandwich.
Tell crazy fork-tongued white-eyes phony looney-tune to get rid of the rat on his face.
And tell him the beaver family out in the lake wants their front teeth back.
Hey Unfortunate Shaped Phallic Hedge, Fake, Never Was, Never will be a CPO, Non-Legally Practicing Lawyer Daniel A. Bernath! So, got a hard on for me now huh? Come get me BITCH. Might surprise you that I am NO LONGER under the authority of that lovely UCMJ that you think you can throw around. Nor am I under anyone’s authority, so good luck with your meaningless threats. You’re certainly not the cleverest guy in a toga after all, are you? So you must be really intrigued with my “Tramp Stamp”, as you’ve referred to it a few times now. You certainly have a thing for people’s derrieres. Pray tell what is this facination of yours with this particular part of one’s anatomy? Does it make your glittery gargoyle gonads all a quiver? Let me first disabuse you of your sophomoric, fantastical and transparent attempt to garner attention. My husband’s and father’s Wings that are on my BACK are not now, nor where they ever a “Tramp Stamp”, and the person that you believe “chastised” me, was nothing but a perverted old soul looking to pick a fight with someone. Now that we’ve cleared that up, you perverted smegmatic, slimey piece of excrement, keep this in mind. Any person sufficiently intellectually advanced enough to not smear themselves in their own feces knows just exactly who and what you are, an excrement-stained authority of NOTHING. You were never and never WILL be a CPO Honourably or otherwise. You are NEVER going to be a practicing lawyer in Oregon or Florida, and soon (one can hope)not even California. Your phony claims of PTS and suicidal tendencies are nothing but FICTION. Just like your CPO (Hon)claim. You are a LIAR and a THIEF and deserve every rotten thing that comes your way. You no more have PTS, suicidal tendencies, or a claim to CPO anymore than my recently excrement-splattered shoes. However, I would not be surprised if your wife did. Oh wait, she’s just as bad as you. You both are nothing but tortured turnip turds bobbing to the surface like floaters requiring a… Read more »
Awe! Awe I tell you! I had to stand and cheer after reading that. (My neighbors think I’m nuts.)
BRAVO, TC! *Golf Clap* Haven’t seen ya for a couple of days, everything alright?
I assume there has been some behind the scenes communication? Or has he posted about you on his worthless site?
We were both there in a pic when I looked yesterday, and he only has my screen name right now. I haven’t seen TC here in a couple of days, and I was wondering if she was all right.
TC has good days and bad days. I will inquire.
Shhh…. He doesn’t know that. Let’s not help them out any. Remember one of them threatened to shoot me in the face and rape. Not naming anyone but they were the first to go “full Wickre”. Haha!
Oh, I have good days and bad days, too, Valkyrie.
I burnt the mac & cheese last Friday. Forgot to set the timer. Crispy mac, burnt cheese — hell, I was hungry so I ate it anyway. It was still a bad day.
Daniel Alan Bernath, Not a CPO in any capacity, is jealous of that “tramp stamp.” None of the women that sat on his mouth and crapped down his throat had any artwork on their backs for him to admire while he was being put to good use.
…of course, this seems to explain all the crap he’s been spewing all over the internet.
OVER! 😀
After reading today’s posts I was in a very very bad mood! Is there no end to the scum in this world? So after waking up my kids for a hug playing with my kitty and yelling at the neighbors, I was still angry! Along comes the armadillo that’s been tearing up my yard. So I shot it! It felt so good to shoot vermin, I shot it again!
Now I think I’ll read some old posts and remind myself that, there might be scum in this world but at least with you guys as the “gate keepers” it gives us civies hope. Carry on you brave glorious bastards!
Your cat allows you to acknowledge its existence in the morning? Wow, I am quite jealous. Mine is like a grumpy First Sergeant, if I initiate contact before 10, it takes a pound of flesh. It, however, has the right and authority to jump on my lap just as the coffee finishes brewing and threatens me with claws in strategic locations if I should think of moving.
He was very demanding of his morning belly rub followed by breakfast and then treats. He asks for these things by chewing on my lips until I cater to him. Not even a year old yet and weighs over 11 pounds. When he “asks” for food you throw it then run, or he will just eat your face off.
Valkyrie, I think I love you. Gawd how good the angry sex must be. 🙂
Is there any other kind?
Please tell me that “playing with my kitty” is not a euphemism for something else. Lie to me if you must.
Willya get your mind out of the gutter? Mine could use some more room down there!!
I can neither confirm nor deny.
Hey, dandan messedhisDependsmans, you should be careful what you wish for.
No one here has actually threatened to kill you. All of your whimpering and snot-sucking tantrums are to no avail. NO ONE HERE THINKS YOU ARE WORTH A JAIL SENTENCE.
However, you dimwitted bag of thumbtacks, Karma is a bitch. She listens to what you say. And she bites.
Hey, did DuMbass Whipitnflogit fetch you mail for you this week? Or was he too busy pissing in the gutter to evem remember what you wanted him to do?
More like sleeping in the gutter and pissing on himself.
Daniel A. Bernath the phony CPO/Phony Oregon Attorney, I think you possess far more hair on the top of your head than you do brains and common sense combined! You drop deposits of stupidity faster than a Seagull poops all over everywhere it goes!!
Can we discuss what constitutes a misdemeanor death threat? I mean if the words, “prepare your #2 porthole” are felony material what would a misdemeanor threat be like?
Would it be something like, “Be ready for a nice hot oil massage and some gentle bidet rinsing”?
Geez, really?
The closest you can get is Disorderly Conduct. Any type of actual death threat is immediately elevated to a Felony.
Daniel A Bernath is a silly, boring, self-important, twinkie-squeezing, self-important mushroom with delusions of what really matter, a desperate need to be the cneter of attention, and the intellect of a box of thumbtacks.
Oh, and while I’m at it: he was NOT, as he claims, the first person to interview Richard Nixon after Nixon left the White House. That individual was David Frost.
Nor did he photograph the recovery of the Apollo 8 astronauts. That was PHC Milt Putnam.
Fake claims of past glory, fake claims of ‘death threats’, fake claims of work he never did — all exist ONLY in his teensy weensy mind and are refuted by facts.
“Sphinctorial”
“Felony murder” implies that there’s such a thing as misdemeanor murder.
Felony murder is actually a crime. If you commit a felony, and if while committing that felony you cause the death of another person (even if the death was unintentional), you can be charged with felony murder. For example, if you rob a bank, and while fleeing in a car you accidentally run over and kill a bystander, you can be charged with felony murder.
Many States also have laws on their books that will charge one with murder if an accomplice gets killed while committing or attempting to commit a felony, say for example, being the getaway driver in an armed robbery when the gunman gets shot dead while trying to rob the place.
Who’s trying to serve you with papers now, Danny-boi? Yelp? The attorney in Ventura that you tried to throw under the bus for the second Yelp lawsuit? Judge Hyatt? The plane manufacturer? A disgruntled “client”? The FAA or NTSB? Or some other party that you tried to screw over?
What do you think will happen when the Oregon Bar gets a hold of the info about your wife representing herself as a “lawyer”? Bet that the bar will be talking to the CA bar about it and your license will be in jeopardy again.
What about Disney – you using their photos without permission? And having them on your website with photos of abused children… “the Mouse” won’t like your satire and will drop all over you like a ton of bricks.
It’s endgame time, Danny-boi… no miracle will save you from yourself. Your anger and rage will only result in you living with the homeless under a bridge in Portland.
BTW – Southwestern Law called – they want their diploma back…
SNU SNU! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
All over an honorary title. People are getting weirder and weirder out there.
All Daniel Alan Bernath has shown are alleged nominations… others nominating him for honorary CPO.
Daniel Alan Bernath has FAILED to show documentation, to include the orders conferring that title to him, contact information for people involved with conferring that title to him if he received it, or anything that’ll tell us that he is indeed an honorary CPO.
His “honorary CPO” status has as much validity as Dennis Howard Chevalier’s phony PhD. Daniel Alan Bernath was never a CPO in any capacity. 😀
Hey Danny, some advice for you.
A) It’s not healthy to fly near the edge of
the air.
B) Things to pay attention to: (E\.|..F)
The airport manager can explain it to you.
BinhTuy66…That whole empty/full gauge thingie will just absolutely outsmart some folks! 😀
Sparks,
Yeah, especially the “never was a CPO.”
Ok Bernath Shyster Wanna Be Chief, Crappy lawyer and boil on the ass of society.
I just read about a real sailor. One who gave his life to defend another.
I am talking about MA2 Mark Mayo.
I believe in Karma, I know you will get what is coming to you. You chicken shit excuse for a person.