Bernath’s legal acumen

| March 31, 2014

Email from Bernath:

I am in discussions about representing Paul Wickre against you and your publications for your intentional infliction of emotional distress and other causes of action.
Of course, I seek to mitigate any further damage to Mr. Wickre.
Therefore, it would behove you to not post any more statements meant to cause him to suffer intentional distress.
This letter shall be used in evidence against you if you further attack him in any way.

Daniel A. Bernath
Attorney at Law Calif 116636

Email from another Bernath client:

oHHHH, YOU TWISTED sON OF a bITCH OVER IN iNDIANAPOLIS

yOU ARE MAKING ME SO ptsd CRAZY….. LET’S GO DANCING mARKY mARK….

tHE LRrP 41 cOMETH, gOOBER..

Oregon Supreme Court finds Bernath lacks character to be Member of the Bar:

In its recommendation to this court, the Board identified the following allegations:
(A) He disobeyed a court order to pay child support.
(B) He was suspended for over a year in the State of California for failure to pay child support.
(C) He failed to inform the Board that he was suspended from the practice of law in the State of California and he lied to the Board about his suspension in California, stating that he was not suspended when he was in fact suspended.
(D) He loaned money to a client, Tamara Varner (‘Varner’), and collected on the loan from settlement proceeds from Varner’s lawsuit without Varner’s knowledge or agreement.
(E) He signed Varner’s name to a release without Varner’s knowledge and without advising the opposing party or counsel for the opposing party that he was signing the release on behalf of Varner. On that same release he signed as a witness, attesting to the authenticity of Varner’s signature.
(F) He lied by omission to the Board when he told it that he did not notarize the Varner settlement document.
(G) He endorsed Varner’s name to the settlement check without Varner’s knowledge and without advising the bank that he was doing so.
(H) He retained all of the proceeds of the settlement without Varner’s knowledge or agreement.
(I) He failed to respond to a notice from the Committee on Arbitration of the Los Angeles County Bar Association that Varner was disputing his fee and that there would be an arbitration of the dispute. He also failed to appear at the hearing.
(J) He failed to advise the Board of the fee dispute or the award in favor of Varner and against him in the amount of $10,000.
(K) He wrote a letter to Varner after entry of the award against him wherein he misrepresented the law and threatened to sue her if she did not agree to settle with him for $500.
(L) He destroyed all of his files for all of the cases he handled in California.
(M) A judgment was entered in California against him in the amount of $34,000 for malicious prosecution.
(N) He lied by omission to the Board when in his application for admission he stated that the judgment for malicious prosecution was reversed, but did not state that it was reversed by stipulation of the parties rather than on the merits.
(O) He failed to inform the Board about a lawsuit to which he was a party and which settled in applicant’s favor for the amount of approximately $41,000.00.
(P) On May 16, 1997, he issued subpoenas on which he holds himself out to be an attorney practicing in Oregon.
(Q) Applicant failed to inform the Board about a lawsuit in which applicant was a plaintiff in an attorney fee dispute.
(R) Applicant failed to inform the Board that a motion for sanctions was made against him for appearing at a deposition while carrying a concealed weapon and that a sanction was assessed against him in the amount of $750.”

The record contains overwhelming evidence that applicant does not possess that requisite good moral character and fitness to be a practicing attorney in Oregon. Applicant’s brief to this court does little to resolve the doubts raised by the Board about his character. We conclude that applicant has failed to prove by clear and convincing evidence that he is a person of good moral character and fit to practice law in Oregon.

Bernath assault police report:

Bernath Assault

Bernath v. Yelp:

DANIEL A. BERNATH, an individual,
Plaintiff,
v.
TABITHA J OF EUGENE OREGON, and
YELP, INC.,

Defendants Yelp Inc.’s Special Motion to Strike (ORS 31.150) came before this Court for regularly scheduled hearing on August 14,20 13. Based on the pleadings. declarations and oral argument in this matter, the Court hereby finds

1. The statements at issue in this matter regarding the Yelp review posted by “Tabitha 1” were made in a public forum, in furtherance of the exercise of the constitutional right to free speech, concerning an issue of public interest.

2. Plaintiff cannot establish a probability that he will prevail on his claims against Yelp Inc.

3. Yelp Inc. is an interactive computer service as defined by the Communications
Decency Act (48 U,S.C. § 230). Yelp did not create or contribute to the review at issue in this case, which was created by “Tabitha J”, another information content provider. Defendant’s claims seek to treat Yelp as the publisher of Tabitha J,’s content, and therefore are precluded by the Communications Decency Act. Yelp Inc.’s Special Motion to Strike is therefore GRANTED.

IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that all claims at issue in this case relating to the Yelp review posted by defendant “Tabitha J”, including all claims set forth in Plaintiff’s Complaint and First Amended Complaint, and all current claims against Yelp Inc., are dismissed.

Judge in Bernath v. Yelp:

THE COURT: Okay. Because I must admit, I can’t always tell what it is Mr. Bernath is attempting to file, what he has actually filed as compared to just emailing. Because he emailed me stuff sometimes, and I don’t think he shows copies to you. I just delete them. I don’t read them. I don’t know what they say.

Bernath v. Yelp, attorneys fees granted to Yelp:

Notice is hereby given that Yelp, Inc. claims a lien on the judgment proceeds, if any, to be paid in favor of Daniel A. Bernath in this matter. The lien is the unpaid balance of a judgment entered in favor of Yelp, Inc. in Bernath v Yelp, Inc., Multnomah County Circuit Court Case no. 1305-06167 in the amount of $21,407.50 plus post-judgment interest from December 26, 2014. A certified copy of that judgment is attached hereto and by this reference incorporated herein. The judgment includes the addresses of the judgment creditor and the judgment debtor. The judgment debt remains fully unpaid.

Chief Petty Offender is perhaps what he means by CPO:
Chief Petty Offender

Martha Wong Bernath discussing her husband:

(14 ORS § 646.605 9(d). et seq.,Taking Advantage of a Disabled US Veteran and the spouse of a disabled veteran) Daniel A. Bernath then was declared 100% disabled by the US Department of Veterans Affairs and the Social Security Administration for approximately three years He has constant pain of 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, has peripheral neuropathy so that he cannot evacuate wastes without the use of a medical devise, and suffers from post traumatic stress disorder, depression, hyper vigilance caused from his honorable service to the US Navy in the Vietnam and the Cold Wars…..

Because of his high level of constant pain and pain medication to alleviate some of the pain, at times people think that Mr. Bernath is angry or short tempered. He is merely trying to function while in pain and some people may misinterpret his sometimes direct statements.

Mr. Bernath, who estimates that he does not have much time to live with his kidney disease, 100% mental and physical impairments, while struggling with his wartime caused pain, directly asked Rosenblatt:

“‘You’re not going to cheat this woman?
She needs the money for her retirement and I don’t know how much longer I’ve got to live.

Bernath was nearly shouting and pointing his finger at Rosenblatt; ”Don’t you cheat this woman!”

Noises from the bushes:
Police Report

A Grand Conspiracy:

Dear Commanding Officer:
I am a veteran of the United States Navy. Member or members of your command have been posting defamatory, death threats and terrorist comments about me on a website entitled www.valorguardians.com Mark Seavey, a former Army Sgt. is the owner of this harmful site and all comments posted there are solicited by him to members of the US Military to be as harmful as possible to civilians that they target. I have prepared a petition for restraining Order against his death threats to me. Mark Seavey is currently a full time employee of the American Legion in Indianapolis.
I have already obtained a retraining order against another owner of this website, another Army veteran, Jonn Lilyea. They are in constant contact with active duty military service members to threaten me and have the US Military spy on me.
You have the facilities to track down who is posting harmful comments about civilian using US military facilities in violation of the UCMJ and the US Code and I herein provide you the IP address and the gateway address of your computer system on your base with the large number of spy missions upon myself coming from your command or others.
Under the Posse Comitatus Law is the (18 U.S.C. § 1385 et seq.), the United States military shall not spy on civilians and may not act in any civil capacity within the United States. Members of your command are violating this ancient prohibition and it reflects badly on your service branch and the United States.
Daniel A. Bernath
Chief Petty Officer NANP (Hon.)
USN 1966-1970
Homeland Security 2002-2004

Roger Waters, musical interlude:

Actual standard:

The statements by Defendant Warrington that Plaintiff Giduck was a liar, fraud, scammer and imposter because he misrepresented his credentials are not actionable. Opining that someone is a liar, a fraud or was untruthful about his or her background, is, perhaps unfortunately, a common implement in American discourse. Such epithets are obviously statements of opinion and are protected under the rules enunciated in Milkovich and Burns….

Defendant Niblett’s statement that Plaintiff Giduck is a “piece of shit” or, a “fool,” a “fraud,” a “poser civilian,” and a “clown” are patently Niblett’s opinion and are not actionable. If every statement along these lines formed the basis for a libel or slander case, the courts of this country would be entirely devoted to the litigation of defamation claims. These are statements of opinion and are protected under the rules enunciated in Milkovich and Burns…

The statements attributed to these Defendants regarding Giduck were blunt, uncomplimentary, and probably “rhetorical hyperbole.” But they were also privileged statements of opinion protected by the First Amendment as applied in a litany of Supreme Court and Colorado appellate cases.

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Flagwaver

Some celestial event. No – no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful… I had no idea.

That sums up my feelings in a nut shell… though a different nut shell than the one that Bernath, Wittgenfeld, and Wickre seem to be crawling into.

Ex-PH2

Gaa-a-a-a-a-a-adammit! No spew alert posted!

(Falls off chair laughing, wakes cat, pulls self together, carries on. Brighter day ahead for all.)

CA_Sgt

Chevalier better pick up the slack, Bernasty is sticking to his top seed slot in this year’s tourney.

thebesig

Dennis Chevalier isn’t too bright, for someone that claims an IQ of 133. We veterans close ranks against these knuckleheads… Dennis Chevalier misses an opportunity to join the Daniel Bernath and Paul K. Wickre alliance. 😀

C2Show

The UnHoly and Fraudulent Alliance will be formed if Dennis joined.

GDContractor

It’s like crossing the streams of the Plasmatron Generators…. NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS!!

Hondo

I hear the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu is unfortunately looking for a new home, too. IMO it would feel right at home among that crowd.

rb325th

I am rolling on the floor here laughing my freaking ass off.
Voices in the Bushes… not long to live… war time injuries??? nahh I am sure he never lied about the circumstances of his Service to the Veterans Administration or to the SSA… not able to evacuate his bowels without use of a medical device? Perhaps he should loan that device to DC.

Ex-PH2

A spoon! A spoon! My kingdom for a spoon!

MrBill

We already knew Bernath was full of crap, but didn’t know that it was in the literal as well as the figurative sense.

Just An Old Dog

Gee I wonder how easy it will be to jump on that “cold war” PTSD gravy train Birdbath is on.
I still wake up with cold sweats thinking about the intel films we watched ( The Threat).

MGySgtRet

Coo Coo for Coco Puffs, Coo Coo for Coco Puffs……

LostBoys

Agreed with EX-PH2, you need to post some kind of disclaimer before the hilarity ensues.

TSO

I am not at all pleased that someone hacked the website and my email, but I *WILL* get to the bottom of it. Whoever “Satire Defense” is, you should know that we will find you.

GDContractor

That sucks. +1 if it causes you fear though.

NHSparky

Yeah, talked to Jonn about an e-mail I got this morning. Hopefully there’s no further issue with your e-mail.

Drop me a line if you think there might be a problem. Thanks.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Holy sweet bejesus, he has certainly jumped on the silly wagon, which in turn he repeatedly falls off, but DanDan being DanDan tries to just jump back on.

It has been fun the last few months with Dan, Willie the Routond Ranger, Dennis the cheese Menace, and ShORtBUsRidEr41 sprinkling his crazy salt on top of it all.

This years Tourney will be interesting.

Hack Stone

I love Jane’s Krazy Mixed-Up Salt. I put that shit on everything, to include eggs, salads, pizza and MRE’s. my family sent me a few canisters when I was Desert Shield. Jane’s Krazy Mixed-Up Salt; It’s not just for camel ribs.

Andy

really? Bernath and Wickre are thinking of joining forces against This Aint Hell? I wonder if they already decided who gets the top bunk in their cell?

Ex-PH2

There’s more than one bunk in the cell? Since when?

UpNorth

Overcrowding, Ex, overcrowding. Folks are getting double-bunked everywhere.
That said, I wonder if these two will have a jello fight to see who gets the top bunk?

Ex-PH2

Yes, but which one gets the side of the bunk next to the wall?

And what if one of them decides to roll over in the middle of the night?

Think of the seismic readings that would follow!

A Proud Infidel®

*CUCKOO!*,… *CUCKOO!*,… *CUCKOO!*,…

“KOOKS ‘R’ US” would be a decent name for that group, they’re nuttier than a barge load of squirrel shit!!

Green Thumb

The giant has awoken……

OldSargeUSAR

Isn’t there room for Phildo (The Dildo) in all this?

Sparks

Uhm…am I reading all this correctly? Is this for real? Bernath is representing Paul Wickre? Way to go Wickre. Of all the lawyers in the universe you could have found to represent you “settle” on Daniel A. Bernath. That spells “ShOrTbUs” to me! I mean, not only would I not let Bernath represent me in a neighbor’s dog barking complaint, I wouldn’t trust him to unplug a toilet. Which according to the Martha Bernath’s statement “he cannot evacuate wastes without the use of a medical devise”. tells me they have a lot of plugged toilets in their house. Two words Bernath, “Fleet’s Enema”, smooth, relaxing, easy in, easy out and plus they will give you that fresh “I’ve just been butt screwed” feeling you seem to so enjoy. This is so much fun. I mean every time I think Bernath has hit the wall on stupidity…he out does himself…yet again. Well Daniel A. Bernath, good luck with Paul Wickre. YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT! My recommendation, first, hire a translator to help you understand his writing and speaking inabilities and second, keep a Fleet’s Enema, or two, in your brief case along with a clean pair of drawers. You gonna need them both. Many, many, many times throughout your case for Wickre and yourself. By the way Daniel. Loved the police report on the door knocks and scary bushes thing! As I read the officer’s report I said to myself, self, this is what happens when common sense and clear thinking runs into mind blowing paranoia ans stupidity. I bet the boys down at the station all got a great laugh out of that little house call. I can here the officer now, “no shit, there I was talking to this guy, all shouting and upset because people on a forum called him names and we wants me to go arrest some dude. He even shows me all this crap he printed out which was all bullshit and again INSISTS I go arrest this guy! I’m telling you fellas the truth, you had to be there. And get THIS,… Read more »

351BG

Since when is a toilet plunger considered a medical devise? 😉

Ex-PH2

Awwwww, crap!!!

Chris

On a lighter note,,the musical interlude was nice!

ChipNASA

3 words.
Hot. Fucking. Mess.

/Fuck you Psul.

OAE CPO USN Ret

You know, this is great to read. I….

Hang on there’s a knock at the door.

BUSH! How are ya buddy! Come on in and have a seat. Glad to see you escaped from Dan’s flower bed.

Check this out Bush. Daniel-san has strapped his case to Wicker and Wittgenfeld, and then strapped all of that to a Titan booster so that he can thrust himself far into the lead for this years tournament.

Yeah, I fell out of my chair laughing too.

A Proud Infidel®

Titan booster indeed. I thought he/it was simply trying to catapult him/itself back into the lead slot!!

UpNorth

Maybe that Titan booster is the “medical device” he uses for “evacuation”?

HMCS(FMF) ret

I thought that Danny-boi used the “Anal Intruder with Patented ‘gorilla fist’ action” to help him with those fecal impactions?

ChipNASA

HMCS(FMF)

(KLAXON!!! *SPEW ALERT!* *SPEW ALERT!*)

Long lost video evidence of “counselor” Bernath and a client…..

Frankly Opinionated

How fitting a toy for someone so focused on deviant sex. I have been sharing his post on how I love beastiality. My friends are also rolling on the floor laughing- AT HIM!

Gravel

Came expecting serious legal matters. Left laughing my ass off.

ChipNASA

So if beastypants wins this year, does his buttbuddy Psul get a major award too? What about GooeydicK.

Does this mean that they’re all like a human centipede now??

(NSFW Google)

OAE CPO USN Ret

Orange Juice! Sinuses! Blind with pain!

Gravel

hahahahaha Been there, done that. I learned not to sip my OJ or coffee while reading here.

Hondo

“The lunatic is on the grass.” Quite apopos, IMO.

And apparently he’s hearing things “go bump in the night”, too.

Bernaths Talking Bush

I say, all you doubters out there I will have you know that I am quite the talker. Poor bernastyPants however is just 11 eggs short of a dozen, his elevator is stuck in the basement, and in other words is just plain nucking futs.
He actually came at me with a hatchet, but fortunately he is on the same cheese diet as D.C., and was so full of shit at the time he could not even bend over to make a decent swing at me.

A Proud Infidel®

Anyplace those three meeting at would instantly become a celestial black hole of STUPID!

That, and there would be a sudden shortage of T-bird, MD20/20, Night Train, Ripple and Boone’s Farm in a three County radius!!

GDContractor

I wish TSO had posted Bernath’s screed where he wrote about 17 paragraphs and kept repeatedly referencing “service connected veterans” ad nauseum. Yeah, in the entire manifesto he forgot to insert the word “disabled”. Best of luck Psul (of the ballsack), and thank you in advance for the comedy.

madconductor

The musical interlude took me by surprise – but I like it. I thought it was an ad at first so I re-read things and voila! This is a wonderful way to present crap so that you see the crap for what it is and get to the bottom, so to speak.

Lets not do this for Wittgenfake though. That would be a really really long story. But the music might be good…..

That Guy

HOLY SHIT, SLURP 41 CAME BACK.
Aw yissssssssssssssssss

A Proud Infidel®

Maybe he/it and Psul of the filthy soiled spandex felt lonely and WANTED TO get chewed up and spit out once again?

Ex-pH2

Now, Proud, we ALL know that the ONLY person in the entire universe who can chew TSO up and spit him out is MRS. TSO.

A Proud Infidel®

Ex-PH2, I was referring to ShORtBuSwInDoWliCkEr41, I think he/it and Psul of the soiled spandex felt left out and are craving any attention they can get!!

Ex-PH2

You’re right, Proud. I was thinking in the ‘normal mind’ mode. My bad.

GDContractor

From the Oregon Supreme Court findings above:

…wherein he misrepresented the law and threatened to sue her if she did not agree to settle with him for $500.

I’m kinda dumb, but I think I see a pattern…

A Proud Infidel®

Sounds like extortion to me!!

Currahee John

Heh. This is GREAT! First day of the spring vacation, sunny & warm day, pool near the ocean, tall drink of something fluorescent with an umbrella, and the Three Stooges of TAH!

Letmesee, you gots the lawyer who isn’t really a lawyer, the ex-employee of a fake SEAL, and a skydiving clown who ain’t a Ranger, all of whom are crazy as bedbugs and who hate the real veterans they all pretend to be.

God Bless America.

Tom Huxton

“Three Stooges of TAH”

I like it. Maybe we could run them together to save time and space. Call ’em “F Troop”

ghp95134

Dewey
Fuggup
&
Howe

Hondo

Or maybe Cheesy, WitLess and (Hon). (smile)

Airborne Ranger
JarHead Pat

Hhahahhaha epic

Green Thumb

I am a little confused, here.

Bernath claims he is representing Paul (of the Ballsack) but I do not see any posts by Paul (of the Ballsack).

Does he know that Bernath is “involving” him?

CB Senior

I know it has been asked but not sure if it was answered. Is this part of his SARCASM page?
The line between reality and rantings is so blurred now. Wow this is a nuke size brain ache.

ArmyATC

Words cannot express the hilarity that ensued when I read this. Bernath and Wickre. All that’s needed is Chevalier to make it a dumbass trifecta. A real three stooges comedy troupe.

ChipNASA

ArmyATC

(KLAXON!!! *SPEW ALERT!* *SPEW ALERT!*)

Wittlessgenderlessfieldmarshall “never a real ranger” is already there driving the shortbus.

He rounds out the trifecta.

As for Dennis “I wish I was a C-130 Pilot”…because I’m a Q-Tip head fromage fucker…

ArmyATC

Oh Christ!!! The alert didn’t help!! I laughed so hard the startled dog ran under the couch.

RM3(SS)

Just when you think the insanity has reached it’s highest level, the twin ‘tard boys hit the afterburners.
Looks like it might be time to start a Legal Defense Fund for our favorite web site.
Let me know Jonn, TSO, I can throw in a few quarters.

GDContractor

So here we have an atty. withdrawing from the Yelp case and Bernath taking over. Notice the “this is a false statement” remark. My informants are guessing that Bernath typed out the form and the person who signed it did not agree with the characterization. http://www.scribd.com/doc/214879335/Yelp-Lawsuit-Attorney

And here, we have Bernath’s wife Martha Wong and Bernath suing the withdrawing atty. along with everyone that person is associated with perhaps (?). My informants do not have a log in to “CM/ECF Filer”. Maybe one of you dickweeds do. In any event, this shit causes me fear and it must stop. Who’s knocking on my door now? http://dockets.justia.com/docket/oregon/ordce/3:2013cv02209/115168

Bernath is no stranger to controversy: http://www.aspecialdayguide.com/shyster/fostertheft.htm

MrBill

What? Bernath is taking over as attorney for that massive class-action lawsuit? How can this be? If he’s considered 100% disabled by Social Security that means he’s unable to work – does the SSA know about this? (sarc)

Of coourse, if the standard is not “unable to work” but “unable to work in a sane and professional manner”, then maybe he does deserve those benefits.

rb325th

Serious question regarding comments made in the last link posted. Bernath stated in regards to his SS Disability practice that he was unable to continue due to his physical disabilities which include falling asleep twice a day. I am assuming that those are not “scheduled nap times” but that he actually falls asleep with no control of when and where. he further commented that it makes him unable to concentrate, which was the reason he turned over operations of his Law Practice to his wife Martha.
What exactly does the FAA require on a Flight Physical? Could he possibly have passed one given such a deteriorating physical state that it leaves him prone to falling asleep and not enough concentration to be able to run his own Law Firm?

GDContractor

For God’s sake, let him keep his pilot’s license! Darwin must be appeased!

Seriously, I think all his BS about disability is just that, BS. Recall his “my history according to me” interview that was transcripted. Alomist all of it was about the time he served in the USN. He never mentioned anything in regards to injury, combat stress, etc. My informants think he’s just riding the gravy train and holding on tight.

rb325th

Oh no doubt at all in my military mind that he is playing the system for all he can get. He knows the “law” about disability at least, and has used it to his full advantage to obtain benefits…
I am not a doctor, and cannot make any diagnosis or evaluate his medical claims. I will say, he sure does seem to be claiming a lot for a very brief period of time serving in the US Navy.

ChipNASA

FUCK YOU DANNI BOI YOU KIBBLE MONSTER!!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Danny-boi is still continuing the pattern of going after those that he feels have “wronged” him in some way, even if he’s the one to have shown his ass first. Prove him wrong – lawsuit follows… Question his actions – lawsuit follows. He’s so “sick” that he can’t “work” (if you want to call it that), but has the money to go fly (and crash) an airplane? He’s “disabled” to the point of needing a cane/crutches to get around, but there is plenty of photo proof that he does just fine getting around on his own.

There are FOUR words that can be used to describe Danny-boi:

LIAR
FRAUD
DEADBEAT DAD

The man is not, never has been, nor never will be a Chief Petty Officer – real or honorable. The GENUINE CPO’s know all about you, Danny-boi and we can spot you from miles away.

There’s a special level of Hell waiting for liars like Danny, Paulie, ChevyCheese and ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkInGriDeR41.

tm

Keep in mind that both his Outta Gas incident and his lawsuit were both in 2nd half of 2013.

“Daniel Bernath, the pilot and sole occupant of the plane, had extricated himself from the plane and appeared uninjured. Sisters Fire Department checked Bernath at the scene, and he did not require medical treatment.”

http://www.nuggetnews.com/main.asp?SectionID=5&SubSectionID=5&ArticleID=21444

Kind of odd that a man who claims all manner of physical ailments could just walk away from a plane crash and have paramedics decide that he doesn’t need any medical assistance, no?

OWB

Thank you, Satire Defense, for providing us with a succinct summary of the proposed insanity defense of the aforementioned individual or group, or whatever it is that has a vastly different of itself than does the rest of the world. Well done.

(Was that sarcasm? Should there be an “/sarc” added to this comment? Would it matter? The parties of the first, second, or third part tend to see whatever they want to see, hear whatever they want to hear anyway, so whatever.)

OWB

Throw a “view” in there somewhere. Anywhere you wanna use it is fine.

Here, take a spare just in case.

CAs6

I think this was posted a day early…

Twist

I’m doing my retirement physical right now and this has given me a good laugh while I’m doing the whole hurry up and wait thing.

ChipNASA

Twist,
Make sure you have all your LORs in order. If something’s missing or not previously documented, have them write them up *now* and MAKE SURE YOU GET A COPY OF *ALL* YOUR MEDICAL RECORDS BEFORE THEY SHIP THEM.

My best friend, a Chief, didn’t and then the Wing sent them off and they disappeared.
No, woops, no sorry, just Oh well.

/cover your ass!!!

ChipNASA

LODs I mean….” A Line of Duty (LOD) determination is an administrative tool for determining a member’s duty status at the time an injury, illness, disability, or death is incurred.”

MrBill

Right, you WANT them to lose your LORs – LOL!

Twist

Don’t worry. I’m very analysis about that. I have four copies of everything. Originals for me, one copy for VA, one for the Army, and one just in case. I’ve also made 30 copies of my retirement orders. I save and copy everything.

Hondo

Hmmmm. “Analysis-retentive”. First time I’ve ever heard of that condition. (smile)

Seriously, Twist – congrats. Under 30 days till terminal leave yet?

Twist

Damn auto correct. I’m at 60 days. Take the first four letters of what it got corrected to add you’ll know what I meant, which I know you already did.

A Proud Infidel®

Did he give you a free lollipop when he was done, or did you yell “YAHTZEE!!” And piss him off? When I had to have that done, I asked him afterward if he’d call my ex-wife and tell her/it that my head IS NOT there after all, NO lollipop for yours truly!

Twist

I told him he had to buy me dinner.

A Proud Infidel®™

So you’re not even gonna give him a *WEEEEEEEE!*? What if said “dinner” is a trip to the chow hall around the corner?

Ex-PH2

OK, that’s it! If you guys are going to post that stuff, you need to warn people!

Bobo

Given the acumen of Wickre’s previous attorney, I’d say that getting Bernath to represent him pro bono is, at best, a lateral move. At least, if Wickre is on the line as being involved in the law suit, there might actually be someone who will have to pay up when TSO et al win the counter suit.

NHSparky

They’ve taken the perp walk separately.

This time, they’ll take it together, like a dysfunctional trip down the yellow brick road:

Weeeeeeeeerrrrrr’e off to go to jail,
And get ass-plowed by Bubba and Thor!
Because, because, because,
Because we’re stupid fucking bores!
We’re off to go to jail,
And get ass-plowed by Bubba and Thor!

OAE CPO USN Ret

I’m so glad my soda was sitting on the table when I read that.

UpNorth

The new format needs a “spew alert” tag we can click, so that others can be warned. Nice one Sparky.

Ex-PH2

Pro bono? BoBo, you DO realize you’re talking about Dranobrain bernastypants defending someon, don’t you?

Pro bono means it’s a freebie, and I have serious doubts that bernutsless has ever done anything for free. That would violate his bargain with Mammon.

NHSparky

Aw, fuck–Psulie-boi, DullASS, and Bernasty are joining forces?

WONDER TRIPLETS POWERS, ACTIVAVTE!!!! Form of, dickless retards!

(No change occurs, for obvious reason.)

Hey, Bernasty–you take those pics of my family down yet? I’m not in a real good mood today, and having to take the time to file paperwork to drag your ass to court is going to make it that much worse.

Former 11B

He really posted pictures of your family? That’s going to look good in court.

Ex-PH2

NHSparky, I asked Jonn to send you several links I found regarding how to protect your photos from illicity copying.

I also asked him to send those links to anyone who is concerned that their private / family / personal images will be improperly copied and used by anyone.

And you do realize it’s only one of many things that dranobrain bernutsless does to get your goat. You’d think he has enough goats of his own already. Something must be making those bushes wiggle.

NHSparky

I’m only in the mildly annoyed stage at this point.

God help him if I ever get pissed at him.

Lucky

I heart this thread, simultaneously: http://youtu.be/HIWHMb3JxmE

Joe A

>>>What exactly does the FAA require on a
>>>Flight Physical? Could he possibly have
>>>passed one given such a deteriorating
>>>physical state that it leaves him prone to
>>>falling asleep and not enough concentration
>>>to be able to run his own Law Firm?

A regular private pilot license periodically requires a conventional Class 3 or better medical exam to let the pilot legally fly.

He has a Sport Pilot License. With that in hand, he only needs a state driver’s license to fly “Light Sport Aircraft.”

So long as he has a driver’s license, he can self-certify himself as safe to fly.

rb325th

he probably should not even have a drivers license at that rate. How comforting, a man who does not even have the sense to fill his tanks, is also prone to uncontrollably falling asleep and loss of concentration.
Love to be beside him on the roadway or under his plane flying over head as he nods off.

Sparks

rb325th Good point. I wonder with legs so bad he needs crutches and falls asleep, seemingly uncontrollably, how he manages the whole, gas pedal, brake pedal, business. How does he maintain a drivers license even?

Hondo

I understand that vehicle mods are available to allow paraplegics to drive, Sparks. Don’t think they’re available for planes, though.

GDContractor

Well, as I think it was ChipNASA mentioned in another thread, there is a rudder device that hails from The Netherlands. However, it takes two men to operate. Cheveliar might be willing to “help”… he has the skill set.

Sparks

Hondo good point. However, I have MONEY that says he has NO assistance devices installed on any of his vehicles. Any takers? I’ll give two to one odds I’m right.

OWB

Of course there are, Hondo. However, driving under the influence is not allowed with or without such modifications. Sleeping while underway is not allowed either. Typically, folks with narcolepsy have their driving and flying privileges revoked.

Bobo

I’m certain that the aircraft manufacturer that Danny is trying to sue is taking copious note as to his physical issues discussed and admitted to here that might have contributed to his crash as opposed to any design flaws. His little foray into pretending to be a PHC has ended even a hope of a quiet settlement in his other pending legal issues.

Sparks

Bobo, I feel sure at this point that the aircraft manufacturer, being able to Google as well, has seen all this. I imagine their “go away” settlement, if they ever proposed one in their thoughts, is off the table now and their attitude is now, “Please, continue you law suit against us Mr. Bernath, please!”

HMCS(FMF) ret

Well, he’s trying to shake them down for $10M… hopefully they can do to him the same thing that Yelp did to him and get another $20+k for “legal costs”

Hamilton Burger can beat Danny-boi in court… with one hand tied behind his back!

Sparks

HMCS(FMF) Sir, Perry Mason could beat Bernath in court and not even appear. He could just have Della Street, his secretary show up! Then have Paul Drake waiting to go shake those bushes and knock on his door! 😀

HMCS(FMF) ret

I always thought Della was hot…

Sparks

HMCS(FMF) Roger That! And I always wanted to be as tall as Paul Drake.

Bobo

Apparently he is insolvent, and the only thing that he seemed to retain from law school is that, when in a business where you might get sued, put all of our assets under your wife’s name.

OWB

But if his wife is the one actually doing all the lawer work, perhaps she should also be sued? (Yeah, we know that anyone can be sued – getting a settlement from those you sue is an entirely different issue.)

Who knows. The claims she is purported to have made could be coming from anyone.

GDContractor

Sue her my butt! I say we send her flowers, a D-cell vibrator, and a sympathy card!

A Proud Infidel®

Hell, if Daniel A. Bernath THE FAKE CPO is as limp as she claims, she’ll need something rechargeable with a lithium-ion battery!

GDContractor

Lest ye forget, Bernath is a member of the Radio Shack Battery of The Month Club. Probably why she married is limp ass.

LebbenB

Whew…Too much crazy for just one thread.

Frankly Opinionated

Last week, (or was it the week before, can’t keep track of trivial matters), Daniel A. Bernath tried to bring some grief to me, wanting me to lie and claim that Judge Hyatt had influenced my thinking. As some of you have read, he fired e-mail after e-mail attempting to have me agree that I was influenced in putting the wanted poster on some postcards. He threatened, then he offered a deal, that if answered his question truthfully that he would release me from the threat. I did and as one would expect of a shyster lawyer, he reneged on his offer.
To Danny Boi; I offer this:
In February 2013, a beautiful dog died in my lap. That bothered me. In September of 2013 another dog died with his head on my thigh. That too, bothered me. On October 31st, 2013, (5 months ago today), I watched my son die of Cancer. As one would expect, that too bothered me.
Sooo, you sleazy piece of old dog shit, what threat do you think you could administer to me that would top that? Take a hike. And please do represent Wickre, and add to your suit information that I consider you both to be:
“MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSERS”
Up yours with a 6 inch auger.

Ex-PH2

Nicely done.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

He tried that with me too. I asked, “Judge who?”

Then Bernath was quiet …

I did not say “OVER!”

So it was like Twofer Stump!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I am amazed at all of this…3 guys who have a problem with the truth finding each other and banding together to further distort reality…I think Einstein warned against things of this nature, you can only bend space/time so far…

These 3 guys wouldn’t know the truth if she was wiggling back and forth across their faces…

So if I understand what’s happening it distills down to a guy who wasn’t what he said he was teaming up with a guy who defended and worked for a guy who was never what he said he was being represented by a “lawer” who is not actually a “lawer” in Oregon and may no longer be a “lawer” in California…

How is any of this credible on any level?

C2Show

All they need is Psycho D aka Dennis Chevaliar to join this ruckus.

There is zero credibility in any of these characters. When Bernath loses his cases…he will always be remembered for losing, losing and losing.

Medic09

We must award cross-thread points for dragging Giduck’s name into this in the end. Well done.

A Proud Infidel®

Bernutless, Psul of the soiled spandex, and Witlessfart, those three are Nuclear Weapons Grade STUPID, just add Chevyliar, and there would be STUPIDITY like this world has never seen…

LebbenB

They would be the Four Horsemen of the Apackoshit.

C2Show

What I don’t get about Bernath is how he can be such a sick man, medically. Claiming he takes all these medications, yet he has time to talk about flying 8 hour duty days across the country or even operate machinery.

Toasty Coastie

Teh dumb has finally got me…

A Proud Infidel®

IT’S GONNA BE JUST FINE, you’ll be all right!!
One thing is for sure, and it’s that his/its latest antics have convinced me to VOTE FOR BERNUTLESS ALL THE WAY in this year’s SV tourney!

Toasty Coastie

Thanks Proud 🙂 I think I may have caught the PTSD from all that..I’ve been having nightmares of cheese eating, purple spandex wearing noisy knocking bushes…And on top of all that, my can of cheese whiz has gone missing..*sigh*

Marine_7002

TC: any visions of bushes in those nightmares? OVER! heh

A Proud Infidel®™

OR bushes in purple spandex stealing cheese?
ROGER-WILCO, OVER & OUT!!

Grimmy

Posing as a lawyer, lying in court, patterns of mendacious, pernicious and harassing legal actions, attempts at witness tampering…

Ain’t some of that criminal stuff? If so, might someone send a clue to the DA in that AO?

NHSparky

Okay, so maybe some of the great legal minds of TAH can answer this for me.

A guy resides in state A, is a member of the bar (maybe) in state B, and wants to file a lawsuit against members here (including yours truly) in a court in state C.

Anyone seeing a problem with this?

Oh, and who’s the best person to contact regarding legal assistance in getting some pictures taken down off his website?

gitarcarver

Oh, and who’s the best person to contact regarding legal assistance in getting some pictures taken down off his website?

You don’t need legal assistance if you are the owner of the pictures.. (And if you took the pictures, you own them.) Contact the guy’s hosting company and file a DCMA complaint.

Most, if not all, hosting companies take DCMA complaints very seriously as they can result in penalties for the hosting company as well as the website itself.

If “WhoIs” doesn’t list the hosting company (and they seldom do as they list the company through which the site is registered) this little tool comes in handy:

http://www.whoishostingthis.com/

No need to spend money on a lawyer on this one.

JarHead Pat

Bhahahahah,holy fuck me batman,was that dallas cunt nugget adds his 2 cents?

2/17 Air Cav

“Oh, and who’s the best person to contact regarding legal assistance in getting some pictures taken down off his website?”

If you don’t know a local attorney who can recommend someone with experience in that realm, call the state bar and ask for a referral. The initial consultation will cost you nothing and you may come away with a good plan of action that may or may not involve legal action. Although you may receive good advice from well-meaning people here, it really is time to get down to the nitty gritty.

As for your other question, it all depends. Seriously. As a general proposition, yes, there is a problem with that but the particulars might say otherwise, depending upon whether one is filing on one’s own behalf or another’s, and whether the alleged tort occurred in the state…blah, blah, blah. It really ‘depends.’

Tailhook Tom

Gents, if the honorary Chief still has his law licenses suspended or revoked, you may want to contact the bars of California and Oregon to let them know that he is holding himself out there as a practicing attorney and if he is really in discussions about representing another person, he may actually be engaged in the unlawful practice of law.

Of course, you guys may find it more enjoyable to watch him get spun up, knowing that he has nothing, but I throw it out there.

And I noticed he could not even spell “behoove” correctly.

GDContractor

From what I can tell, Bernath is an active member of the CA Bar at present.
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/116636

I think he is in the clear in Oregon as long as he does not maintain a law office in Oregon nor claim to be a member of the Oregon Bar. No doubt, that is why he claims Ft. Meyers, FL as his legal address (no state tax income tax in FL as well).

Notice how many times he has toggled his CA license active/inactive. There has to be a good story to that I would think.

GDContractor

Meant to include this link in the post above. https://www.osbar.org/upl

It does say:

If you are concerned that someone may be practicing law without a license, please submit a complaint form describing your concerns. If you have any questions about what information you should provide, please call 503-620-0222, ext.334.

And you can get the complaint form at that link.

A Proud Infidel®

IMHO it would be MUCH more entertaining to let him first set things up and run his turbocharged mouth off about it, then let the proper authorities know about it. THAT tumble and fall would be SO much fun to watch!!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

You are correct sir … No less than about (insert number here) real lawyers have picked up on this.

Ex-PH2

Master Chief, I had an off-topic question for you. Look for it.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I saw it.