Dalton Coldiron; another tattooed Ranger phony
A bunch of you have been emailing us about Dalton Coldiron.
Well, Scotty got his FOIA;
Yup, no records. Scotty says that Dalton unfriended him as soon as Scotty asked him if he is a Ranger.
Category: Phony soldiers
Really Jonn? A shirtless fag kissing a hat is the first thing I get to see when I open this thread up? I think an apology is in order, in the form of a hot picture of Megan Fox.
I think it’s bunny.
Well, I’m going to go vaguely easy on this one, because anyone who sucks face with a bunny rabbit can’t be totally bad. Just mostly stupid. I’d suggest we escort him to the nearest USMC recruiting office to have his tatt removed in person.
The shithead deleted my question & un-friend-ed me before I could even make a screen save my comment. Just a 20 year old boy who needs an Actual Ranger to give him an ass whipping.
No mention of service in his timeline and he just graduated high school in 2011. When has he had time to go to Ranger school ?
After spending a little bit of my day today with a Wounded Warrior who you literally had to pull it out of him that he was a Ranger, paralyzed from the waist down after being wounded last October…. talking with his mom, hearing all he has been through. 6 Units of blood just to keep him alive in Afghanistan, the impact wound he still has healing on his back.
I want to take a belt sander to his arm, and that of that other fucker on here the other day was a Leg E-2 Cannon Cocker and had all his Ranger tats….
Yeah, its a rabbit.
How about a hooker?
Loser.
ID_Info: Dalton Coldiron 20 years old, currently in Perry Oklahoma served 29 days in the army, quit before getting out of reception.
He joined the Army in ’11 Yet when he got to reception, invented numerous stories of drug use to get out. He never started basic. As soon as he thought about joining the army, his Face Book page had him listed as special forces, he joined up to be an MP. usually his stories are told either in bars to get drinks or to impress women.
That is so unlike a bar stool poser !
Wow…Good job as always Scott. This idiot need a down to Earth ass whooping!
The bunny kiss is cute, but he does have his @$$ up in the air rather suggestively. Maybe he wears the tab tat because he enjoys the … company of switch-hitting Rangers. Definitely a catcher, not a pitcher.
Fucking power bottom.
Here’s another poser who needs to be forced to walk through a gauntlet of Rangers at their next annual Rendezvous on Ft. Benning!
GT, I was trying to be diplomatic, but I shoulda known you’d go there.
Someone posted about this fool on the Facebook page of the car dealership he works for. I linked this page to that post. I wonder what will happen with they read that.
@12.
Or just spend over two years of your life there and never be permanently stationed.
@14.
Post it.
Rabbit fur hat…I guess that joke sucked….lol
Wait!!! Are those argyle socks he’s wearing????
@8. “…invented numerous stories of drug use to get out.” Um, he IS on the floor in an awkward position, assuming he has nuts, that is. And he is down there kissing a rabbit. Maybe not so “invented” as fessed up.
I tried to post a link to a pic hosting website, but I guess it has to wait for an admin to approve it or something.
[img]http://s21.postimg.org/fjwokmtyb/Coldiron.jpg[/img]
OH, that looks like ass. Lets try again.
http://s21.postimg.org/fjwokmtyb/Coldiron.jpg
Or, check “Other Comments” on the page.
https://www.facebook.com/DavidStanleyDodge
29 days in a reception station equals a Ranger tab…this must be the new Army I heard about since I retired…(sarc)
I can only expect this semen repository is going to have a very bad day tomorrow.
RLTW.
An employer’s piss tests cause many a resignation–suddenly.
I guess the big question is who is the idiot that is taking the photo?
29 days is apparently not enough to learn integrity.
ByrdMan: I’m guessing the 29 days was DEP, he got “cold feet”, and invented a druggie past (or ‘fessed up to one after lying his way past his recruiter) to break his contract.
Since I think I remember reading he likes cowboys and rodeos, after seeing this photo I also think I can also guess his favorite movie . . . .
@25 That’s classified
@6, how ’bout an angle grinder with a masonry grinding disc instead?
@28.
Classified in the deep “annals” of semen compilation.
By the looks of this bidet, he has been at this for a long time now.
Two-hole Ranger, indeed.
Hondo,
Copy on that DEP.
Do you think he was saying ti the bunny:
“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
@Hondo – favorite movie? Maybe “Urban Bullshit”?
ByrdMan: Could be. (smile)
— break —
Ex-PH2: I was thinking something more rural – near a mountain, maybe.
That bracelet looks like it has names on it…
If that is the case, then this Turd’s rectum needs a re-sizement.
Brokeback Rabbit
@Hondo, where you thinking more along these lines ?
http://postimg.org/image/5f32m6nnh/
Eventually, I’ll remember these tags
http://s22.postimg.org/5f32m6nnh/brokeback_coldiron_mountain.jpg
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Coldiron!? COLDIRON!? You have GOT to be kidding me!! SERIOUSLY!? Tell me that’s his real name! I double dog dare you. That that limp dick piece o’ rabbit fur kissing pussy has such a manly name as COLDIRON is beyond all cosmic reasoning. It has GOT to be one big cosmic joke.
I hope he nominates hisself for a Darwin award, takes himself out of the gene pool, doesn’t pass on his stupid SV genes on to the next generation.
(walks away, shaking head, tsking, mutters to self) coldiron. . . . there is no justice I tell ya. . . . .
GT, it does have names on it, but the print is so small it’s hard to read.
Coldiron is too good for him. How about something less manly?
Oh Wabbit. I wike you. I do. Here, let me kiss your lil wabbit nose while I stealthily move my hand to your lil wabbit butt. Pellet dinners don’t come cheap, you know. Come on, just a lil kiss.
@40, it looks like one of the old Nike “Just Do It” rubber bracelets, but I can’t be 100%.
The kid’s name is Danny.
Not Dan. Not Daniel. Not even Dan-O. It’s Danny. It does not go well with Coldiron. An oxymoron in naming is not a good thing.
I wonder what his voice sounds like. Adenoidal and squeaky, perhaps?
Why is his FB page call him Dalton ?
@40 and 42.
Possibly.
@44.
Probably because he “hooks” at the Road House.
Solo style, outback.
Poor wabbit.
My cats would run and hide at the sight of him, they know a perv when they see one.
Shoulda had that tab tatted on an asscheek.
We should sign him up for the lucky sperm club, Psul would donate no doubt.
@8, that was what i emailed scotty about, let me tell ya about this kid in full
anything you have ever done, he did it with one hand tied behind his back juggling chain saws. he joined the army to impress my family. my father being 80s era SF and recently retired as a 1sg, my older brother is an e-6 drill at ft leonardwood, and myself, 4 years airborne infantry with a tab. he was dating my little sister at the time, i have no idea why. my family called him dumb ass and refused to use his actual name. before he almost enlisted, he told stories of his football scholarship offer to west point, basketball scholarship offers to oklahoma schools (hes 5’4″), his world wide travels, and anything else you could possibly imagine.
right before he joined in ’11, his parents kicked him out of their house. i didnt know why and really wanted the kid to do something with himself. i let him stay with me for a month until his ship date for basic. after he left, i get told by his parents that the reason they kicked him out was because he molested his little sister (doesnt jonn always say SV is a sign of more serious crimes?) i havent seen him since, he avoids me. he got kicked out of the army in july of ’11, my sister wanted nothing to do with him anymore, so he used his illustrious military career to pick up chicks. i think he actually has a kid now (god help us). he went to my tattoo artist to get this done, which is how i found out about the tat. his father offered me 100$ to remove it. his father heard about the stories he was telling and confronted him about the tat, and he told his father that it was a tribute to his grandfather (havent we heard that before too?) except his grand father wasnt a Ranger either, if i remember right he was an engineer.
His name is Dalton cody coldiron, that is his actual name, but as my family does, yall can call him dumbass too.