Wittgenfeld’s happy dance
I know we haven’t talked about Dumbass Dallas Wittgenfeld in months, but somehow he’s aligned himself with Paul Wickre (I wonder how those retards find each other) and he thinks that somehow because we successfully beat back another challenge to our First Amendment rights, it means that we’re beaten. He thinks that because we asked for donations (only the second time in our nearly seven year history) that we’re in dire straits. This is the caption to the picture he posted above;
New fund raiser tee shirts are how the Stolen Valor Vultures plan to fund their new Rackspace $499.oo a month server ISP. Rackspace is infamous as to the “ONE DAY LATE” on the payment and your bookselling server is TOAST immediately…. no suck, suck, suck….only BYE BYE…!
This is my rendition of a fundraising tee shirt I would like to purchase from the T.A.H. cartoon characters. . I’d pay $25.oo for this Heckle (Seavey) & Jeckle (Lilyea) omen-shirt to their futures.
Well, Dallas, your dreams have come true. Frankie, the fellow whose photo you stole and claimed it as your own, is making those t-shirts and we’ve accepted your offer – you can send us the $499 that you think we pay monthly for internet access and we’ll send you the T-shirt. My lawyer told me that your little caption constitutes a contract, so sending us the price of the T-shirt is not an option for you. I’ll be watching my mailbox.
You stolen valor shitbirds, and their enablers need to understand that we aren’t going away. Your empty threats are like water off a duck’s back. The only way to get us off your pale, pimpled asses is to not be a liar in the first place.
I read JAGC’s comment yesterday and agree with it all, but he forgot to say “like everyone else”. The cowards send their friends and family to the blog to defend their illegal and immoral behavior. You can scroll through nearly every stolen valor post and see where someone’s wife/girlfriend/sockpuppet comes to call us liars and to attack us on totally irrelevant bullshit rather than deal with the liar himself. It’s a typical reaction to discovering a sociopath in their midst. Wickre *wants* to know a SEAL, even if he’s a phony SEAL. It makes him feel like a bigger deal, especially since Wickre has never accomplished anything worthwhile in his life, other than accumulating a number of arrests in the State of Maryland.
Category: Phony soldiers, Shitbags
Shit, we tried to warn WitLessOne about straining Sterno through bread and mixing it with his meds. Sounds like he didn’t listen – again.
I actually have some sympathy for Dallas Wittgenfeld due to the fact that he is 100% disabled for PTSD, but that is mitigated by his insane rants and commentary.
Then I just shake my head and start to walk away…
Dallas is a sick and twisted little man, living his entire life based on what he did for 2 years of it. He has no job, no career, just his inflated image of himself to carry him through each day… 24/7/365 he lives in the past. God knows what he countless other Vietnam Vets did great and heroic things…. many far more than others and it is a shame we do not hear their stories.
Dallas has threatened, tried coercion, attempted to interfere with the real lives of other “service connected disabled veterans” as well as actively serving members of the US Military. He has lied about his own Service in order to gain entry into the SFA (how is that membership status of yours there? Last I saw it was revoked for lying on your application as well as violating their code of conduct.)
Meantime those he has threatened are still Serving, still have their jobs, still have their web sites, still have their lives….
Poor sad little man Dallas, your service record would have been enough to win you praise and accolades from this Veteran and others. You however in your insane, twisted, warped little mind decided to go with phonies and posers who stroked your pathetic ego and used you like a cheap attack dog… instead of a pit bull though, you were more like a Chihuahua nipping and squeaking out that annoying but harmless high itched bark.
GFY Dillwad.
@2 I know many Vets with PTSD, Dallas’s issue is not his PTSD. His PTSD is his sword and shield, he wields it as a weapon and then as an excuse for his abhorrent behavior when he gets his ass in trouble….
His real issue is that he has Napoleon Syndrome and is a lifelong asshole.
Once a horses ass, always a horses ass. Bring on the pain, bring on the stupid!
ill pledge 50$ a month to this site to help ensure yall keep doing what yall are doing.
contingent upon finishing the damned tourney!
These guys really are everywhere. I was doing a medical standby for a NASCAR event when I was on an EMS flight team, when some crusty old dude wearing all biker leathers and Viet Nam patches and whathave you came up to us and started bullshitting about helicopters with our pilot. Talking about how he flew Huey’s and Super Cobras in ‘Nam, and then Transitioned into the Blackhawk and did some systems testing on the Longbow (but you boys are WAY to young to remember or know about any of that…)…. Bullshit flags flying all over the place by this point.
My pilot then introduced himself as “Oh, by the way, My name’s X…I *also* started in the Super Cobra and Transitioned into the Longbow… And this is my medical crew…One of who is an Army Nurse Corps Officer, and the other was a Coast Guard medic on a rescue platform.
Suddenly, he had to disappear. Got busy or something. Weird.
You know how these shitheads find each other? They keep telling their stories till they find other people who believe them, and share their own maazing tales of danger and daring do back. They then form a motorcycle club (hondas and yamahas and those three wheeled monstrosties mostly) run up American and MIA flags and it’s off to the races. Joe Civilian doesn’t question them….why would he think anyone would lie?
Anyway, Keep up the fight John. You have the far stronger set of supporters, A) because we have right on our side and B) We’re a real brotherhood of those that have served.
I still feel sorry for them.
Matthew 12:36(KJV) states: “But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.”
We’ll all need to settle up with the ultimate authority one day.
Smitty, start again at 0800 on Monday.
deal
Hey Dallas. Terrytoons is not happy that you have infringed on their copyrighted image. Consider retaining legal counsel immediately.
Ohm do the shirt without the fundraiser scroll and i’ll buy one. I actually kinda like it 😀
I’d buy one too without the fundraiser BS. @8 You are right and that is an an appropriate verse to quote. I look at my own life and all the idle words I will have to give account for. I do not know where these guys find each other except perhaps, misery loves company.
Jon The Mechanic@2, using PTSD as an excuse for immoral behavior just does not cut it with me. My father was diagnosed with PTSD 25 years after his service in Vietnam, and along with other countless veterans who suffer from the same affliction lead exemplary lives without resorting to any kind of ass hattery that these “Stolen Valor Thieves” posses. No, Dallas Wittgenfeld’s problem is not PTSD related, it’s related to being a major class “ASSHOLE” all his life.
Who here is willing to bet that Dull-ass “caught the PTSD” ( if that’s what he has) years after his service, upon figuring out it would be to his financial gain?
I’ll say this for the old shit stain…He’s persistent.
It’s a pity that guys like him have gone so deep into some paranoid-elitism fantasy life that they can’t find their way out. I can’t help but wonder if there are any family members that he hasn’t alienated that could get him the treatment he needs.
Jonn, God bless you and keep up the good fight.
I was actually teasing about the contract being formed incidentally. Just to be clear, no, there was not offer and acceptance or mutuality of assent to enter into a contract etc.
Man, this Dullass guy is something else. Of course, he’s too stupid to realize that Heckle and Jeckle usually win in their cartoons. Oh well, I guess symbolism is lost on people who have contracted “teh stoopic”.
I mean “teh stoopid”. Damn keyboard!
I like the Hekyll and Jekyll shirt. I’ll make a $5/month recurring donation if you send me one!
I want a set of purple ACUs like Wittgenfeld sports
Fellows,
Has anyone given any thought maybe it would be nice to have some kind of a decal made up with some kind of a logo to show that we are Member’s in full support of the T.A.H. As for dues, to each his own.
Sam (Where The Tall Corn Grows)
I support TAH and I’ll find a way this fall to start sending some funds to help cover the server costs, etc. It’s the least I can do considering the good work that’s done here, as well as being a part of this community.
TAH:Posers Beware
How the fuck does TAH get to be called Stolen Valor Vultures? Oh, yes, because they are shitbirds and have no concept of what “stolen” means.
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@25:
Oh snap. It looks like some little pussy has sand in her lady parts.
Gee I wonder who #25 is….angry much?
I don’t think DefendUSA said what you guys think she said.
#25,
Ok, I’ll bite, enlighten us as to the definition of “stolen”? Follow up question; how does Stolen Valor not qualify under said definition?
Ah, got it Jonn. Got lost in context there. Disregard previous post if that is the case.
Oh snap, guess who’s back @25, it’s the Wittless One, who cannot grasp what “Stolen” truly means, but that is in your nature, so stop trying to call everyone here thieves while it is you that has your hand in the proverbial “cookie jar” ASSHOLE.
i think DefendUSA was bashing them for calling TAH vultures, not bashing TAH
Well, it serves DefendUSA right for not commenting as often as she used to.
OIF-’06-07-08, go to gallery at top. You’ll find her there.
Dallas Wittgenfeld (GH!!) is one deluded little critter. Maybe he shouldn’t have sniffed all that glue in years past!
It’s something in the water down in Flori-DUH. No other explanation.
DefendUSA was going after Wittgenfeld, not TAH! And if you guys make a Sticker, I’ll buy a dozen and put them everywhere I go in the Army
@37, not in my part, but farther down South? Yeah, it’s possible….
Thanks for the reminder about the members gallery, I’ll shoot a couple pictures from my tours to Jonn for it. And BTW, TSO, remember that trip to Montana you took with Blackfive? I’m going this year, would you like a write up or pictures?
#7 – Lighten up on the Hondas. I think you mean “Harleys”. 99.5% of the biker “vets” I see are on Harleys, and I see lots of them on PGR missions.
@25 – Should have used that /sarc/ notation to avoid the confusion that ensued.
sarge, he was alluding to the fake vets riding hondas as they arent even real enough to ride harleys
Damn I see now, John, you are welcome to delete my post @32 and I will go and give myself 33 lashing with a wet noodle. My apoligies to DefendUSA
Nahhhh OIF, 25 Burpees would suffice though… INNNN CADENCE, EXERCISE! Lol
NHSparky: there’s a huge change in Florida when you get south of about Ocala. Due to the influx of folks from the Northeast, the common sense fraction goes down about 40% in most larger towns south of there.
Same thing is true to a somewhat lesser degree in the Tallahassee and Gainesville areas due to the presence of FSU and UofF.
My opinion; YMMV.
OIF: not necessary to delete. But maybe an apology to the lady (yes, lady) for misunderstanding her intent is in order. (smile)
Between Tallahassee and Gainsville…the only redneck, incest town I can think of is Plant City.
Already have Hondo, but I will apologize to Defend USA one more time to restore her honor here at TAH.
“Sorry” DefendUSA.
OIF Burpees help with apologies lol
OIF: no-sweaty-da, atashi. Pretty much all of us here misunderstand one another from time to time. We almost always get things sorted out and get on with business PDQ. (smile)