Another Facebook hero
Folks have been sending me links to this doofus’ Facebook profile all day. So I guess I’ll share.
He’s a genuine hero, you can tell from his real STRAC salute and the longtab over his 25th ID combat patch and the flag on the wrong shoulder facing in the wrong direction;
And he’s so secret squirrel that he can’t wear name tapes. But the eye makeup looks good with ACUs;
I wonder what’s up with the over-sized caps these days. Aren’t the surplus stores stocking the right sizes?
Category: Phony soldiers
Wow…….
I especially love this post from hi FB page:
“just watched a helmetcam video that I took in Afghanistan backin 2009. man it makes me wonder if I will ever get to go back and join the men I so much respect and care about with brotherly love. they say brothers in arms for a reason, we fight and die for each other. If one of us dies its hard on all the rest of us. I just wish that there were more of my original team left. 500 graduated together and now 58 are left who did not die in action or committ suicide when they got back. RIP my comrades, RIP brothers. 582 Rangers lead the way. All I ask is that when I die just drop me out of a C-130 in the middle of the Pacific along with my dog tags and M-14. Bury me in the lean and rest. HOOAH!!!! AIR ASSAULT!!!!”
Game on little bitch.
Is he wearing eye liner and is that rank on his collar? I wonder if he and snake eyes chewed some dirt together…
A goth combat vet. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=167811323282434&set=a.106269572769943.10026.100001607026924&type=1&theater
You {classified) Army guys are silly. Cracked me up anyway.
Hey Jonn… You could use some eye makeup.
Hmmm…guess I’ve been wearing my uniform wrong all these years – guess I’d best get hot on rearranging my patches and finding some shinies for my collar!
I left him a little morsel:
“You stupid phony fucking piece of shit. Do you expect people to believe that you are RANGER? Let alone even military. You are doing some major drugs to think that we are this foolish. Loser.”
And then noticed his post where he claimed, (falsely as it were), to be ending his pathetic phony assed life.
Dayum!
That US Army tape is on the wrong side as well, to say nothing of EVERYTHING ELSE that’s wrong with this pecker track. Little fucker needs to be beaten with a chunk of cinderblock.
Like to see this dickwad field strip a 14, pansy ass isn’t even big enough to CARRY one! The 3 month growth under his chin is really cute too! I Hell, I grow more hair than that in 3 days!
SOOO on 28 Sept, he was riding shotgun in mommies minivan, and on 28 and 29 September, stoned out of his gourd, and 27 Oct in a casino, yet on 30o October, out on patrol.
One enormous @$$hat that deserves one ginormous ass-stomping!!!
…They aren’t getting any smarter, are they?
Nuttin’ says “Straight outta Compton!” like a lily-white emo kid.
WTF?
I’m from the “white name tape Army” era, but I’m pretty sure that the “US Army” thingy goes on the left side (over your heart)? I could be wrong.
Really? Where is his first cav div patch?
My Favorite form this fuckstick’s page.
“I can’t talk about my job discription. All I can say is that I was special forces.”
Gothic Rangers. I just spit out my tea. Ft. Carson HS? Possible dependant? Who knows.
Looks more like a “shero” than a hero!
Besides the fact that his LT bars are pointed the wrong way, I’m pretty sure they are shoulder bars for a jacket not lapel insignia.
Emo Ranger?
The jig was up the second I saw that black tee shirt. That, and the non-subdued bars pointing the wrong way.
Jeebus, even this old airdale can tell what’s wrong with that moron’s pic(s).
I wonder if his M-14 is an airsoft one?
LOL I was in the AF and can salute better than that. Also, on his FB page he says he wants to be buried with his M-14. Fourteen.
Plus, ya know, you always perform an unprofessional salute while holding your replica pistol over your chest. (classified)
So in 2006 he joined the Army, in Jan of 2010 he had cancer and in Jan of 2012 he left a suicide note that he never followed up on. He doesnt even follow through on his lies or his promises of suicide, i call Shenanigans on this quitter.
I couldn’t help but “share” his pic on my own FB wall, along with some pithy commentary. Let’s see if he can make some new friends out of this. 🙂
I did too. I saved a few and sent a lot of screen captures to POW.network so he can claim his rightfull spot on the wall of shame.
I used to live in FV before I left that shithole state. About the only thing “hard” about there is the wait to get into Claim Jumper on a weekend night. And I’m gonna take a wild guess here and say he’s never been inside the city limits of Compton, let alone after dark. But nice salute with your other hand looking like it’s sticking in your fucking pocket, douchebag.
I took a look at his Facebook page. This kid needs help. Professional help. Yeah, he’s a jackass for posing, but I’m not gonna dog-pile ridicule and scorn on him. I’m not into being a bully.
I did report him to Facebook though. Would probably be helpful if others did as well.
It’s not the oversized hat, it’s the pin-sized head.
This butt nugget couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a GPS. What a fucking moron.
This guy seems legit, I don’t see what the big deal is.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This little turd burglar is bringing it all on himself. Shame on whomever took the pictures for enabling him.
Soup Jr
That dude got trolled by Bradley Manning himself!!! Honest to god it’s him! He took screenshots, the little homo!
Saw that. It’s pretty sad when you are being called out by that particular butt nugget
He also claims on his Facebook wall that he “hates cancer and wishes someone would just pull the plug”. Well, I hate cancers like him, too, and wish someone would pull his plug. But seriously, this guy obviously needs psychiatric help…quick.
Also, it appears “Bradley Manning” engaged him in conversation and led him on to talk about his service as a “33E 11B” (officers are 11a) leading Rangers in the “582 Thunder Squadren”. He got hit by a “car bomb” in the ‘Stan. Guess that explains his face!
give him the chad and rhail show info lets see if this lil bitch boy faggot wants to come at me …. ill fucking rip his lil emo heart out and feed it to his mother for not aborting this garbage human
What a dork… I wish I had my military police badge still…impersonating a chimpmunk is illegal… roflmao..
well sirs … i put it out to come on the show monday night ill keep all posted on his activities also just a couple weeks away from chad and rhail’s live broadcast from the steampunk worlds fair … im goin jordan huntin
Folks: I believe we have yet another assclownicus maximus sighting.
They obvious aren’t an endagered specis.
I for one, would love to show this poser what it’s like when someone disrespects the uniform. I’m sure that with a little research his address can be discovered and get his ass reported for impersonating a military officer.
Douche bag
Mike #11
“It’s not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.” — Frank Zappa
#14 – When they went to velcro, I needed a mnemonic to remember what goes on which side. I used, “My heart belongs to the Army.”
Hey, Goth Boy. No in is interested in you and your acting out because your daddy didn’t wipe your ass correctly when you were a baby…
HEY! Someone finally thinks the 25th is worthy of stealing valor! I was kinda feeling left out with all the Rangers SEALs and Green Berets out there. ha ha this guy is wronger than two preschoolers 69ing in a church!
This guy has been messaging me all night, trying to “prove” he’s in the military. If you’re going to impersonate a soldier or officer, try a little harder and try to put some effort into making it look legit.
Oh and by the way…it’s 11A, not ‘former 11B infantry officer’. Get it right, doofus.
Well the guy who made the Steve Jordan fan club page appears to have made one for this ass clown as well.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/1LT-Michael-Wilson/260504527380439
There is a link on his page where he says Stevie was his First Sergeant overseas and on the SJ fan club page it says this ass clown was his XO. Must be from the classified short bus Special Forces unit.
Oh my gawd, what a pussy this guy is. He looks like some little fucking XBOX geek that wandered into a PX and bought all the shit he thought would make him look good.
damn!the termites arecoming out of the woodwork! he even chooses to back up steve jordan!
I view these posts now-a-days just to laugh honestly. I was sooo enraged when I read this but shit like this just makes me laugh hysterically. I mean c’mon, a fucking Emo Ranger from Compton. And what is with this Billy Madison “Brother’s in Arms” speech? I could be wrong but I think he stole a page from Ballduster w/ that Compton facial hair…LMFAO