The Stupid is Strong
Joe ‘You need F-15s’ Again
FJB Introduction is not required. Biden takes swipe at Second Amendment supporters: ‘You need F-15s’ to take on the federal government Biden has previously said those worried about the federal government would need fighter jets and nuclear weapons By Louis Casiano | Fox News President Biden on Monday said those who argue they need assault […]
Art history prof Mohammed firing update
Some of you may remember this from last month – art history professor Erika Lopez Prater was fired from Hamline U. after showing the above painting of Mohammed in her art history class. Erika López Prater said she took many precautions before showing a 14th-century painting of the prophet to a global art history class, […]
FBI RAIDS BIDEN HOUSES! HOUSE CALLS FOR IMPEACHMENT! DEATH PENALTY PROPOSED FOR BIDEN!
In an astonishing turn of headline-dominating events, classified documents dating from President Biden’s term as Vice-Preisdent were found in office space he used to use when a figurehead publicity ploy to funnel dark money to an old pol visiting professor at Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement. House Democrats were especially enraged, […]
Armed Forces Qualification Test
“It’s Not Just a Job, It’s An Adventure” Most here already know this but for the benefit of the rest, the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude test, or ASVAB, is designed to determine a potential recruit’s occupational fit in the military. There is no overall ASVAB score. The Armed Forces Qualification Test (AFQT) is scored by […]
Drill Baby Drill!
Venezuelan President-For-Life Nicolas Maduro Another foreign policy triumph for Joe. Biden Administration Allows Chevron To Pump Oil In Venezuela Brian Bushard The Biden Administration granted a license to Chevron to resume oil production in Venezuela—easing sanctions imposed on the country in 2019 over corruption and human rights concerns—though a senior U.S. official is claiming it’s […]
Vikings get suckered
Not a National Felons League fan (h/t to whichever one of you micreants coined that phrase) but one incident Sunday tickled me. The Minnesota Vikings, whilst getting lambasted 40-3 by the Dallas Cowboys (really? the Cowboys?) got tricked by a “Salute to Service” submission on their Jumbotron. “We’re honoring our nation’s service members, veterans, and […]
Hypotension cure
For those of you suffering from hypotension, aka low blood pressure: we’ve got the cure for you. Guaranteed to work – readers with high blood pressure are asked to read no further lest you stroke out and pop a vein like a steam pipe in a Three Stooges short. San Francisco Mayor London Breed announced […]
USCG Recruitment Woes
Every branch of the U.S. military is struggling to meet recruiting goals, as noted in any of several articles posted here by the usual suspects. Stands to reason the malaise has reached the smallest service, too. Mick sends us an article on what lengths the Department of Homeland Security is willing to go to fill […]
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