Hypotension cure

| November 19, 2022

For those of you suffering from hypotension, aka low blood pressure: we’ve got the cure for you. Guaranteed to work – readers with high blood pressure are asked to read no further lest you stroke out and pop a vein like a steam pipe in a Three Stooges short.

San Francisco Mayor London Breed announced the launch of a new guaranteed income program for the city’s transgender community on Wednesday.

The Guaranteed Income for Trans People (GIFT) Program will provide low-income transgender residents with $1,200 each month, up to 18 months to help address financial insecurity within the community.

Additionally, the city said it will provide the same individuals with “wrap-around” direct services, such as gender-affirming medical and mental health care, case management, specialty care services and financial coaching.

According to the program’s website, applicants must meet the following qualifications:

  • Be at least 18 years old
  • Identify as transgender, nonbinary, gender nonconforming, or intersex
  • Not be receiving more than $600/monthly in income
  • Reside in the City and County of San Francisco
  • Be willing and able to complete a survey every 3 months, and submit a complete application.

ABC7

Those applying for the program can choose from 97 different genders and 18 preferred pronouns on the application paperwork, which must be submitted by Dec. 15.

And, of course, per the Washington Free Beacon, it’s all “taxpayer money” funding it.

Free Beacon

Now, don’t you feel better?  I knew that you would.

Category: "Your Tax Dollars At Work", The Stupid is Strong

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Delta Mike

I guess the only way homeless vets will ever get help, is if they identify as trans-whatever.  😡 

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George V

“Not be receiving more than $600/monthly in income”

This program is discriminatory to trans people with small income amounts. Making $601 causes a person to lose out on $599? Unfair, discriminatory, anti-equity (and racist, just because). This shall not be tolerated.

Given the vast number of options available for genders I expect every low income person will be trans in 3…2…1…

26Limabeans

“Not be receiving”

As opposed to “earning”.

A Proud Infidel®™

And how many will apply multiple times to take all they can? NAAAAH, that never happens….
And somebody shoot that baldheaded thing before it mates and lays eggs.

Jay

“Additionally, the city said it will provide the same individuals with “wrap-around” direct services…”

REACH around direct services will be extra.

Harry

Reach around…thats more like it🤣🤣🤣

KoB

Sooo…there is a price on common courtesy?

Stacy0311

41% won’t be in the program after 12 months  😮 

RGR 4-78

That 41% won’t qualify after they start military basic training. 🙄 

AW1Ed

Attention on deck!

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akpual

What the hell is that thing in the picture with Richard Levine?

timactual

That’s one of the Coneheads standing next to the blunt-skull Levine.

HT3

The Democratic Party summed up in one picture

Anonymous

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AW1 Rod

 😂  Mystery Science Theater 2022.  😂 

A Proud Infidel®™

I say SHOOT ‘EM before they mate and lay eggs!

Hack Stone

If you have less than $600 monthly income, you don’t even have enough money to take a dump on a San Francisco sidewalk. Not sure if it was WMAL or Fox News, but one of them reported this program is not available to crackers.

Old tanker

The inmates have taken over the PDRK (peepul’s demokratik repugnant of kaliphornya) and there is no more logic or rationality left. There needs to be a wall extending from Yuma, AZ. straight north blocking off kaliphornya and western oregon and washington.

Anonymous

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SgtBob

Sodom by the Bay. Brimstone in 3,2,1…

MustangCryppie

Aggggghhhhhhhhh!

Actually, I’m perfectly calm…i am perfectly calm…i am PERFECTLY CALM!!!!!!

I am perfectly calm cause I wrote Frisco off years ago. The time they wouldn’t allow the USMC to film a commercial there, that was the end for me. It’s sad that such an incredibly beautiful city is run by fucking maniacs.

AW1 Rod

Bahahahahahahaaa!!!! What a fucking freak show!

San FranShitHole…..virtue signaling capitol of the world!

Deckie

Yeah, no way this program can ever be abused. Bravo California, failed shithole fucking state.

Though our resident kiddie drag show loving Antifa medic douchebag traitor dickhead jobless fuckup continues to swear otherwise.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

lest you stroke out and pop a vein like a steam pipe in a Three Stooges short.
“A plumbing we will go” short. I loved to watch from my 3 stooges collection and the end was great with the cops on motor cycles chasing the boys through the lawn trench they dug.

Commissar

The “they” in the picture is a fucking mess.

Rather than recognizing the extreme privilege of being afforded exceptional accommodations so they could continue to serve, they acted like an entitled sociopath clown for years; before culminating in treason.

While I agree that the LGBTQ community should be treated equally under the law with equal rights and protections…i don’t think gender dysphoria that requires more than therapy to treat is compatible with military service.

There are hundreds of medical and mental health conditions that are disqualifying for service. Not being medically fit to serve is not a violation of equal protection.

Gender dysphoria should absolutely be one of those disqualifying conditions.

The majority of the LGBQ community serves without any need for special accommodation or special considerations.

The trans community often requires special accommodations and considerations. Occasionally exceptional and disruptive considerations.

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SFC D

Well said, Commissar

Roh-Dog

Yet again I call for a state, or any states, to divorce this union so I can haul my ass into that MF so as to live freely from the abject failures abounding across this prevert-ed and degenerate land.

“A mutiny”, indeed.

Anonymous

Deviated preverts, indeed.
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timactual

“choose from 97 different genders

Baskin-Robins eat your heart out!

Prior Service

I predict a doubling of trans “people” in SF in 3, 2,

Side note. Picking your gender involves a whiz wheel like selecting your birth year now.

A Proud Infidel®™

It’s in San Foo-foo, so no surprise there. Any help available for Heterosexuals with a work ethic? I bet the answer is no.

Anonymous

That’s “problematic” and offensively “racist,” comrade– of course not!
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Roh-Dog

Is this an advertisement for “White Culture”? It sounds fantastic!!!

I always presumed the White Devil was impish, part magical creature like a unicorn but evil, given the deliciousity contained right there? SIGN MY ASS UP FOR SOME OF THAT WC!!

Just miss my ass with them tax bullshits.

Anonymous

Smithsonian for ya…

Skippy

Is this even legal ????

Fyrfighter

Nope, not at all.. but since when does that stop libtards?