Dumbass Bullshit
A Potential Solution to the Problem of the Badge
Having reviewed all the complaints and angst-ridden responses to the possibilities of having to change the EIB/CIB designations from Infantryman to something else, it is safe to say that there is a solution to this problem. Instead of the term “Infantryman” being changed to “Infantryperson” or “Infantrytroop”, or some such other birdbrained, braindead, confoundedly idiotic […]
Will Nguyen; American arrested in Vietnam
Reuters reports that Will Nguyen, an American citizen of Vietnamese extraction, has been arrested in Vietnam for participation in protests against the communist government; The police statement cited the indictment as saying that Nguyen incited people to protest and tried to overturn a police truck in the city, Vietnam’s economic hub. His lawyer is not […]
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Stolen Valor
Folks are coming out of the woodwork exposing Sacha Baron Cohen for his latest buffoonery pretending to be an injured veteran, complete with wheelchair, for his new show on Showtime. In this persona, Cohen interviewed Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney and former Congressman Joe Walsh. Yesterday, Sarah Palin wrote a blog post claiming that Cohen disguised […]
First four soccer players rescued from Thai cave
Fox News reports that the first four teen soccer players have been rescued by Thai SEALs from their cavern prison; The conditions of the boys were not released, but the head of joint command center coordinating the search said he met with the children and described them as being in “perfect” health and called today’s […]
CT convicts Jeffery Sumpter, assault victim
AnotherPat sends us a link from Fox News which tells the story of 21-year-old Jeffery Sumpter who was convicted in Connecticut court for stabbing in the leg one of three criminals who jumped him at his job at Dunkin’ Donuts; “I was defending myself,” Sumpter said during the hearing. Judge John Blawie told Sumpter that […]
Therese Okoumou; Abolish ICE
Therese Okoumou climbed the feet of the Statue of Liberty yesterday to protest the Trump immigration policy that has been in effect through the last three presidential administrations. Her stunt resulted in an end to planned July 4th festivities on Liberty Island according to the New York Post; Cops say Therese Patricia Okoumou — a […]
Crackpot kills five at Annapolis Capital Gazette
A lunatic was charged with five counts of first-degree murder in Annapolis, Maryland yesterday when he was arrested after a rampage in the newsroom of the Capital Gazette newspaper. The lunatic had a long-standing gripe with the periodical after a 2011 article they did about him stalking a former high school mate, according to the […]
Manning fails in Senate primary bid
According to Fox News, the criminal formerly known as Bradley Manning failed in his bid for the Maryland seat in the US Senate, beaten by the incumbent, Ben Cardin. Manning’s rhetoric was incendiary throughout the campaign. In January, she called Immigration and Customs Enforcement “literally the new gestapo.” She has called for abolishing both ICE […]
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