Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton; won the Gulf War by himself
Our buddy, Scotty, hunted down this clown, Keith Keeton, who apparently won the Gulf War all by himself. The story he tells is that, as a staff sergeant, he was receiving the surrender of an Iraqi general when he was shot by his Saudi translator’s pistol (the first victim of a green-on-blue attack), earning a Purple Heart, and as an engineer, he killed an Iraqi T-72 tank, despite the fact that Engineers don’t have an anti-armor capability once they leave the cover of the infantry unit to which they’re attached.
Anyway, here’s what the NPRC says about the Purple Heart;
There’s also no mention of that Bronze Star, either.
You’ll notice in the picture that he’s wearing jump wings and a Purple Heart on his little motorcycle jacket. Well, there’s no jump school listed in his training;
And his participation in the Gulf War lasted 11 days a couple of weeks after the war ended;
Scotty has more on the clown.
Category: Phony soldiers
Now go put your special helmet on before you hurt yourself on your computer screen.
Draft dodger? When did the draft start up again? That ended after Vietnam was over, recon, you pinhead. GT is younger than you are.
Get a grip. Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
I don’t know every tom Dick and dumbass in here to know there age. All I did was try to clear the air and this dumbass wants to take it to another level when in fact he doesn’t know to itch his watch or whine is ass. I don’t support no one that claim to something there not. Both of these guys are dumbasses for claiming what they did.
Recon, I will give you my phone number so we can talk about GT, it is 772-257-XXXX.
Careful, there, recon.
GT might have more time with weaponry than you’ve had lifting your leg on a fire hydrant, bigdog.
recon93: there’s an old saying, fella: “Best to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool, than open it and remove all doubt.” Obviously you didn’t listen the first hundred or so times someone told you that.
Green Thumb is a well-known regular here; you’re the FNG. A FNG generally is best advised to keep yap shut and observe for a while before running off at the mouth. That’s especially true if you’re going to start insulting those who’ve been here a while – as well as someone who’s “been there, done that”.
It’s also considered damned impolite to act like an ass in someone else’s house. Bud, this ain’t your MC – so it ain’t “your house”. So quit acting like you call the shots here. You don’t.
Don’t like that? Then don’t come back. It’s a free country. No one is forcing you to come here.
“I don’t support no one that claim to something there not. Both of these guys are dumbasses for claiming what they did.”
Your words, recon93.
And yet Phildo continues to hold a National-level officer position within your precious club/organization, and you maintain your membership. You know, you hang around with people like that long enough, and some of that crappiness is bound to rub off on you. Or maybe you just enjoy being led by, and following instructions given by, someone that you personally consider a “dumb ass”.
Yawn…slow clap
Could careless what he did
But like him you disregard what was said and pick and poke at what you want to respond to.
And the dumbasses continue to make there way forth….I didn’t mean to disrupt your circle jerk meeting and call this dumbass out. He had to get his buddies to back him up and bring more keyboard commandos my way.
You know, I got curious. So I did some checking.
Interestingly enough, a few comments from other screen names have originated from the same Comcast Cable IP in Leesburg, FL, that “recon93” has been using here. Those would be comments by the screen names “IMO” and “Div is a USMVMC douche” above.
Oh, yeah, there was one other – someone commenting using the screen name “keith keeton”.
I’m not positive, but since I believe most Comcast Cable Internet connections are residential, I’m guessing this one is too. Plus, the satellite display of the area where that IP geolocates sure looks to be residential vice commercial.
You’re talking about yourself, recon.
‘Smatter?
Pissed off ’cause the MC dumped you?
It would seem Phildo is still buying the drinks.
recon, Phillip Dale Monkress is a proven POSER, not only a fake SEAL, but he tried to pose as American Indian as well, and the proof has been posted on this site. He doesn’t even have the balls to pull dirty tricks himself, he has sent his flunky Paul “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre around pulling some very laughable idiotic stunts around here. As for you, you call yourself “Recon”, but i think it’s a safe bet that I have spent more time in a “Poop Coop” un the Middle East in between missions than you have spent in the Military, PERIOD! You’re sticking up for Monkress, that puts you on par with “Pee Wee” Wickre in my book!!
You lose.
Maybe recon(k’bd’k?) is just mad because he didn’t even make it to the SV Excremental Eight.
Tough bananas.
So the one MC has not one but TWO posers that made the SVT this year?…
Anyone with any self respect or dignity would either insist on a club-wide come-to-Jesus policy being enacted to prevent this shit.
If the club sweeps it under the rug or keeps propping up assholes anyone with the least bit of integrity would leave it.
I don’y give a shit if it’s a book club, stamp collectors or middle class guys that throw on leathers and ride around for fun or charity on weekends. Your membership reflects the club as a whole.
Funny, you all think you know so much with your heads up your asses but who said he was apart of that MC as of now? Get your facts straight before you open that door. All other keyboard commandos on here keep plugging away with your funny comments…they are cute and adorable 🙂
And?? I’m not hiding shit!! I’ve posted under the same name since day one. What’s your point?
I was right. Bigdawd is pissed off that he didn’t make it into even the quarter finals. Pity poop.
AAAWWWW, widdwe wecon93, just call 9-11111, and a WAAAHHmbulance will come take you somewhere for a group hug, some fresh Kool-Aid, and a few verses of Kum-ba-yah. In the meantime, SUE ME, and if you get anything, I’ll split it with you (Mighty liberal of me, ain’t it?)!
And just out of curiosity, keeton, those aren’t your real teeth, are they? Naw. They’re either caps or bonding. I vote for caps.
See, your teeth are ivory, just like elephant tusks, and as they age, they oxidize, which changes their color from pearly white to creamy ivory and eventually, if you still have any, yellow. Yours are so perfectly white, they even outshine my porcelain toilet.
Ex-PH2, I think they’re dentures, which makes him more popular behind “that bar” at night after he takes them out!!
Proud: heeheehee (gigglesnort)
Clown.
How come no one invited me to the party? I wanna get insulted too!
Holy crap, can’t a man go in peace to a security conference without having a boot like recon93 raging all the sudden?
I would thread VERY carefully unless you want to find yourself pulling a “Paul K. Wickre” (GH!!!) you lack the basic OPSEC (posting from home? really?) so I might even ask … “Do you even push bro?” *yawn*
*waits to be added to the insulting party*
BTW I think I found a pic of recon93!!!
😛 Were you doing an A-10 impersonation? … want to go back to your planet? 😛 *still waits* (delayed flight expect a lot of comments from me 🙁 … )
Grrrrr 🙁 … I can’t use the img tag … this is the URL
Still waiting to hear the answer to my question waaaay back there about when he admitted publicly that he had lied about his military service and when he apologized for doing so. That’s called behaving honorably.
Fact still remains that this is not over until he does that. Even then, he would be expected to continue to behave honorably or it would still not be over.
Oh, and another fact for the little whining fool – this is a milblog. Some folks here ride motorcycles, some don’t, some folks here belong to MC clubs, and others would have no idea how to find one if they wanted to.
Since you have nothing substantive to add to the conversation, “recon,” you are simply being a troll. Because of your behavior, I cannot bring myself to believe that he has even been ejected from your little club – not that I actually care.
Recon knows Phil. That’s obvious.
Do not have any issues with MC’s. just MC’s that are cool with posers.
Especially when they are paying the bills and buying the drinks.
Recon, how well do you know the “Big Dawg” and are you cool with him too in your club?
Just a heads up, after our conversation I was a the pub and one of the regulars came in. A 1%. I asked him about you guys are you being cool with posers.
He said you were turds for letting that shit fly.
Oh well, I agree.
This is the way I see it:
The “Big Dawg” was rocking the lie for attention, respect deference and probably profit, both tangible and intangible.
When “outed”, “Big Dawg” became “Big Turd” of “Bitch”.
He lost his respect and “intimidation” which was probably, no strike that, was used to score free drinks and cop feels from young, easily impressionable girls (see pictures).
How long do people look you in the eye now, “Big Dawg”? If its over about a second, your in trouble.
And looking at that gut, he needed everything he could get.
Yo, “Big Dawg”, what ever happened to those Iraqi Generals you arrested?
Actually, you should be called the “Big Fart”.
You have a little, and I mean little, noise coming out of your downwind device but you string it out.
People cough and gag at your smell, but you quickly dissipate in the hot air around you.
Then folks just burp, giggle and point to you. And keep on laughing.
Quite a life you carved out for yourself there, “Big Dawg”.
Maybe if you post bail on one of those Iraqi Generals you would have some prestige again.
Then again, maybe not “Keef”.
I mean “Queef”.
@280.
It would appear that Giduck just gave “Big Dawg” a part in his new training video (on-line combat class)….
And the “Big Dawg” throws a tantrum when you rattle his cage…
So it looks as if based on what Hondo has told us in #268, there’s been a lot of smoke and mirrors crap going on here, with Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton either doing the sock puppet dance or getting his friends and neighbors to do it for him (e.g., “IMO”, “Div is a USMVMC douche” and “recon93”).
But hey, recon93, whoever you are, thanks for stopping by to “clear the air”. Great job.
In the meantime, I’ll still be waiting (see #95 and #107).
Make sure you vote, “Big Dawg”.
Who did you vote for “Big Dawg?”
And the “Big Dawg” gets indignant when you rattle his cage…
My guess is that “Big Dawg” will vote for Phildo as he seems to be still paying the bills and buying the drinks.
As stated, no issues with MCs; any type or kind. Mad respect.
But those that knowingly support posers and “wipe” comments on websites about known posers within their organization(s)….
And they support this why?
Because said posers are paying the bills and buying the drinks.
Turds.
Another faker that probably feels real comfortable in a set of assless chaps while riding his bike to the nearest White Party
And the “Big Shitbag” whines when you rattle his cage…
Yo, “Big Turd”, do your employees stare at you these days….?
Still waiting for those records that will prove us all wrong. Every poser seems to have a defender that tells us that we don’t “know the whole story”. All of their records are so top speed/low drag that they are locked away in a closed military hospital down in Panama.
And the “Big Turd” slides under the blanket when you rattle his cage…
And the “Big Turd” empties his “fartbox” when you rattle his cage…
Yo, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, howz those documents coming along? We are, of course, still waiting (#’s 95 & 107).
On the bright side, you’re giving me plenty of opportunities to keep up my “bad ass typing” (#119) skills.
“Hahahahaha!!!” (#119)
And the “Big Gut” Keeton pisses on the floor when you rattle his cage…..
And the “Big Gut” cannot find his record(s) when you rattle his cage…
Hey, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, got anything for us besides smoke? We’re gettin’ awful close to the four (4 [IV]) month mark (think back, way back, to April 28), but we haven’t heard much from you besides what seems, so far, like empty promises.
http://underdesign.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/usb_message_in_a_bottle.jpg?w=700&h=424
That’s me, just keepin’ the hope alive. And spelling your name out in full for all the Googliciousness it might bring. Go Dawg, go!
Hey # 95 $ 107. If you’re having problems finding your records. Speak up. I’ll send you a copy of them.
And the “Big Gut” becomes “recon93” when you rattle his cage….
And the “Big Gut” disses Phildo when you rattle his cage….,
And the “Big Turd” stays mute when you challenge his claims….
Yo, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, whatup, Dawg? Those records still headed our way (@95/@107)? Looks as if we’re right up against that four month mark. Ran out of palmetto fronds for the smoke-signal fire? Ran out of stamps for the snail-mail? Used up all the 1’s and 0’s in your Sinclair komputer? Or maybe the ribbon for your dot-matrix printer dried out? What’s the story, doggy?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Or, you can just have recon93 fill us in.