Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton; won the Gulf War by himself
Our buddy, Scotty, hunted down this clown, Keith Keeton, who apparently won the Gulf War all by himself. The story he tells is that, as a staff sergeant, he was receiving the surrender of an Iraqi general when he was shot by his Saudi translator’s pistol (the first victim of a green-on-blue attack), earning a Purple Heart, and as an engineer, he killed an Iraqi T-72 tank, despite the fact that Engineers don’t have an anti-armor capability once they leave the cover of the infantry unit to which they’re attached.
Anyway, here’s what the NPRC says about the Purple Heart;
There’s also no mention of that Bronze Star, either.
You’ll notice in the picture that he’s wearing jump wings and a Purple Heart on his little motorcycle jacket. Well, there’s no jump school listed in his training;
And his participation in the Gulf War lasted 11 days a couple of weeks after the war ended;
Scotty has more on the clown.
Category: Phony soldiers
@# 95: What’s with the “Ironbutt” moniker? Sounds like a scooter name from a movie filmed in Central Florida in 1990/91, with the main character named Ironbutt Garrett. There were lots of 1% clubbers used in that movie, would you have us think that you were one of them?
And, where are those papers that will set this all straight? Inquiring minds want to know.
@95 and @107 –
Still …. waiting.
And “The Big Dawg” cowers when you rattle his cage….
I just watched the video.
Wow.
What a fucking tool.
Someone needs to tell him that greasy pony tails on men his age are gross.
Oh… I just did. Hmmph!
@158.
Yeah.
He strikes me as a guy looking for a “little spunk in his trunk.”
Know what I mean…
GT: 😉
He should be so lucky.
Ex-PH2:
I wear a 14 inch pony tail but it is anything but greasy.
Having a full head of quite thick hair, and not knowing how much longer I will have it, I choose to wear it however I feel like.
@161.
yeah.
But I can only imagine that the “Big Dawg” likes it being pulled as he takes the big luggage.
Know what I mean?
@161, Yeah, but Frank, yours is not greasy. Keeton’s is.
Maybe he is riding w/ the General that he arrested.
Focus, people, focus.
@95 and @107 –
Still waiting.
I hope you’re not holding your breath, bobble.
Everytime Bobble posts “still waiting” I hear the Jeopardy theme in my head. LOL
Alex, I’ll take SV Motorcyclists for $600.00.
Congratulations, bobble, you have a daily double. How much do you want to bet?
All of it, Alex.
The answer is, “Never”.
Ummm, “How long will it take TAH to receive Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton’s documents supporting his military service claims?”
Good work, bobble, that puts you in the lead. And we’ll be right back after a word from our sponsors, don’t go away.
Bobble – That was truly funny!
@95 and @107 –
A code of honor,
Spoken as proof has been mailed,
Patiently we wait.
bobble: Still waitin’, are ye? Aren’t ye a wee bit auld t’be a believin’ in Leprechauns, laddie? (smile)
The “Big Dawg” craps when you open its cage….
Iron Butt, huh?
I wonder how many cumulative inches he had to take to earn that moniker?
Probably a good question for Phil and the boys.
@95 and @107 –
We still be waitin’.
Hondo: I realize my quest for ‘truth, justice and the American Way’ is likely sisyphean in this instance, but I yam what I yam.
C’mon, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, you can do this! Lets clear it up one way or another. Less typing for me, more clients for your businesses in Central Florida (who probably are not very impressed right now when they Google/Bing your name). Think about it, would you want to do business with someone like you based on those search results?
@173.
What is the business?
GT: I’m glad I got more than one word from you. See below –
http://www.corporationwiki.com/Florida/Wildwood/keith-r-keeton-P851979.aspx
Cool.
Dang.
Oh, wait. “Cool.” OK, I’m good with “Cool.”.
This is the kind of man that turns women into lesbians.
As I stood up this morning off the toilet after a long night of Chicken Wings and lukewarm draft beer, I looked down.
And though of the “Big Dawg”. Very similar, indeed.
And the “Big Dawg” does nothing when you rattle his cage….
@95 and @107 –
Still … waiting. The mailbox (as far as I know) remains empty. The silence (on your part, at least, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton) is deafening.
And the “Big Dawg” runs away when you open his cage….
GT @ 179 – Women don’t turn into lesbians. They’re born that way.
But Keeton — he’s just repellent. And obnoxious.
@183.
Unsure of that sociological/biological fact.
Jury is still out.
However, there is one truism…
If you “hooked up” with the “Big Dawg”, you would not only have a case of the “Otchies”, but a weak ass Chihuahua on your hands.
What is the old school ladies/gender specific term: “I was with Stupid”.
Correcting military records FAQ…
Question: How long should it take to process my application?
Answer: The Board reviews applications in the order in which they are received out of fairness to all. Due to the large number of applications already on hand and the complexity of many of the cases, it may be as long as 12 months from the date we receive your application before you receive notification of the decision on your request. Be assured that the Board will consider your application as soon as possible and will notify you by mail as soon as a decision is made
@120. you are correct. Not him.
Wow, this is great. Not exactly the floodgates opening, but still, at least dialogue in a small way. So “Iron Butt”, what exactly is your relationship with Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton? Friend? Relative? Attorney working on retainer? I guess I’m wondering why you are doing the leg work for Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton. And then why give yourself the moniker of “Keith Keeton” (see #107 and #119) if you, as you openly admit, are not him? It seems as if he could be doing what’s necessary to clear his name just as easily on his own.
Let’s face it, we’re coming up on two months since this was issue was originally brought to light (28 Apr 13), and then it took a month for you to respond (#95; 29 May 13) and all we’re getting told is to sit tight and wait. One might think there would be sense of urgency (on Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton’s part) in clearing this up as quickly as possible. Surely he (or you) must have photographs and/or documents at home or in a safe deposit box supporting his claims that he received a BSM and a PH, right? Stuff that would directly contradict what’s at the header of this post? Since it appears that you’re in the process of “correcting” military records, then you have probably already supplied items such as these to the federal government, and wouldn’t it be expedient to also supply them to TAH (with PI redacted as necessary, of course)? All this stuff being out on the web can’t be great for business. Plus we’re told here that he got booted from the USMVMC, so is he fighting that ousting also? Inquiring minds do want to know.
ABCMR, eh? Good luck. But be advised that based on some of their recent decisions it looks like they’ve stopped accepting award certificates alone as proof of decorations. Seems the ACMBR found out about all those “replacement certificate” vendors out there who will gin up passable “replacements” NQA.
Weak excuse.
@189 –
I agree. It looks as if we might be experiencing this lame BS every 30 days or so.
I’m hoping that one day the REAL Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton will show up on these here pages with an ISP address originating from somewhere around Wildwood or Fruitland Park in Florida, and set the record straight one way or another. Not to worry though (#166), I’m not holding my breath.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
@95 and @107 –
Still …. waiting.
bobble: two posts purporting to be by “keith keeton” above appear to have been from the Leesburg, FL, area. But most have been from other locations, and the Leesburg, FL, location hasn’t been active for a while.
I would love to be a fly on the wall in his world when people ask the “Big Dawg” about his “Big load of Bullshit”
My best guess for his respone: the ex-lover or wife.
But wait…!
He actually claims that he has them!
My bad.
@95 and @107 –
Still .. waiting.
@95 and @107 –
Still .. waiting.
I watched the video again.
I really hate this guy.
Those lies just flowed out like a pro.
And the “Big Dawg” runs out the backdoor when you rattle his cage…
@95 and @107 –
Still … waiting.
And you thought I was gonna miss a day? No way.
Hey “Iron Butt”, no response(s) to #187? Lame.
Maybe the “Big Dawg” needs some catnip?
@95 and @107 –
How’s that paperwork coming along? Cuz we’re still waiting.
And the “Big Dawg” feigns sleep when you rattle his cage…..
The “Big Dawg” is probably sniffing ass right now.
That is if he left his cage…..
That picture at the top….
Reminds me of the look someone has before they spin Bob Barker’s wheel.