Heather MacKay; phony Air Force veteran

| June 15, 2018

Someone sent us their work on this Heeather MacKay person who claims that she’s an Air Force veteran in Strong Fitness Magazine;

Heather Mackay was a 22-year-old firefighter in the US military when she was diagnosed with brain cancer. Her disease, she was told, was caused when small brain injuries during her service activated a rare gene mutation that causes cancer cells to produce rapidly. She was given a medical discharge and underwent chemotherapy and radiation, then finally brain surgery, during which, she slipped into a coma.

When she woke up, Heather had no recollection of the last seven years. She didn’t remember anything about herself, including her one-year-old son and four-year-old daughter. She had also lost the ability to walk and talk. She had to start from scratch. Within a month or two, her memories of her family started to return, but she would spend the next year and a half in rehabilitation re-learning everything from speaking to using a fork to feed herself.

After rehab, Heather returned to the military as a K9 handler, but a year and a half later she experienced symptoms of sickness and lethargy. “As a military person, you don’t want to admit weaknesses,” recalls Heather. “Back then it was really hush-hush. You didn’t come out and say when things were wrong.”

When asked for her military records, the Air Force and the National Personnel Records Center responded “Who?”

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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BlueCord Dad

Shit bag. That is all.

2/17 Air Cav

Was Heather once known as Henry?

akpual

Bruce maybe.

AnotherPat

How about Heath?

Green Thumb

Suspicious.

Meat check – Aisle 2!

Carlton G. Long

Bonnie Plunkett-level deception

Ret_25X

Is Bonnie featured in the TAH archives?

Carlton G. Long

Fictional character…sorry for the confusion.

Dustoff

This is the only Bonnie that will ever matter ( I remember a 9 year old boy falling in love with Faye as Bonnie Parker)

The Other Whitey

Faye Dunaway was way better looking than the real Bonnie Parker.

Hack Stone

That movie used a lot of artistic license to make Bonnie and Clyde look lovable. They were two psychopathic petty criminals. If you have the time, check out Go Down Together, it’s a great read.

https://www.amazon.com/Go-Down-Together-Untold-Bonnie/dp/1416557075/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1529100951&sr=8-1&keywords=go+down+together+the+true+untold+story+of+bonnie+and+clyde

AnotherPat

Hack: Read that book. Good reading. Also remembered when a guy came to our school (he was part of the 1930s Gangsters) and told us the REAL story of Bonnie & Clyde. He informed us that Bonnie was UGGGLLLY!!! and that Clyde did not like women, but rather men. He said they were a bunch of losers who wanted ATTENTION. This same guy told us also about the REAL Birdman of Alcatrez- said he was a MEAN SOB!!! He said Hollywood was a bunch of CRAP!!! making heroes out of villians…and that all of them, Bonnie, Clyde, Birdman were MEAN! ugly, ruthless SOBs…and for us to never believe the make believe world of LaLa Land.

ChipNASA

Lying TWUNT

((THAT IS ALL))

SFC D

Comments are open on the magazine article. Designated free-fire zone. Let ‘er rip.

ChipNASA

In the article she’s also rattling a tin cup on a similar to GoFuckMe page with the USAF Claim.

Open comments there too.

FIRE FOR EFFECT.

https://www.youcaring.com/heathermackay-876887?_fs=3e8bce0b-16b6-41f7-a587-1bf22f47e70d

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Shot.

Over.

Berliner

And the tin cup page is now gone.

Combat Historian

I remember the female prostitute in Nevada who claimed she was Air Force but NPRC/USAF said “Who?”, and it eventually turned out she REALLY WAS ex-Air Force but had completely changed her name and other identifying info. Is there any potential chance that we have the same scenario here? Just checking just in case…

2/17 Air Cav

In this case, I think there was a gender change. That could be it.

Skidmark

MrBill

You may be right. There’s some scarring in one of the photos that suggests that she’s had surgery “down there”.

rgr769

Based on that scarring in her groin and the rather narrow hips for a female, I’m suspecting that Heather used to be Harry or Heath.

Carolyn Bowman

Maybe that masectomy was really surgery for implant silicone breast implants.

K Godbe

I was for a breast implant that went bad. She had the nerve to say she had a port a cath when it really was a magnet for a injection site for tissue expanders. I downloaded the photo from her page before she booted me off of her friends list.

ChipNASA

All we have to do is go to the article and the GoFuckMe Page and ask.

What base where you stationed at and when? What Unit/Squadron?

She claims Firefighter USAF and then after her medical miracle, she claims returning to the military (on a waiver? Da FUQ?!?!) to be a K-9 handler.

“She was having seizures—as many as five to 20 each night—a side effect from her previous brain surgery. Because of this, she was unable to go on patrol at work, and Heather changed posts again, training other handlers and helping to look after the dogs.”

Um, NO. TOTAL BULLSHIT

She’s a sick fuck, that’s for certain.
No debate there.
Sick in the FUCKING head.

3/10/MED/b

Another phony with a seizure disorder…

(Where did I put that bayoneTT?)

C2Show

She clearly has no idea how things work in air force. Firefighter to security force? Never seen.

Jarhead

Mrs. Jarhead and I shared a large seizure salad last night at a decent nearby restaurant. Does that make us eligible for a GoFuckMe page?

Hala

No. She was married to my our best friend and cheated on him the whole time. She’s a fucking stripper for God’s sake.. her husband was prior k9.. served him papers at the airport when he came back from a deployment too. She’s a shit bag

HMCS(FMF) ret

A fundraising webpage for Heather:

https://www.youcaring.com/heathermackay-876887

A. Young

Poor dogs…

The Al

Annnnnd it’s gone

BigJohn

Yup…page is gone.

Ret_25X

Does that tattoo on the right shoulder look like an army special forces insignia to anyone else?

ChipNASA

Well look at the article, it clearly shows a CH-47 Chinook tattooed on her stomach.
I’m sure she was a door gunner on one of those. (sarc)

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Honey Badger

That is one dedicated tribute

Jarhead

Dude or not…that is a one tittied wonder

Marie75

Yes it is, she’s claimed also that she has worked with special forces.. She’s a pathological liar, sad but true she taught a spin class I attended and would put lies out everyday.. Another good one is she retired from the air force — smh TOTAL SHIT BAG

Awells4181

She used to work at Dejavu. A strip club in Spokane, Washington. She was a stripper for several years. It was her ex husband who was the dog handler stationed at Fairchild Air Force base in Airway Heights, Wa. It was stolen valor that she used as information and impersonated his achievements in the military. Some of the tattoos she bears are part of his valor. The others are from her current husband in the Army Special Forces.
She was never enlisted in the military, only married to them. Her cancer and chemo are all lies. Her breast cancer lies were to cover up her breast implant exchange. Im sure all the brain cancer lies were an act of attention as well.

Honey Badger

1. She is a dude
2. That is an SF tattoo
3. It’s a piece of shit

ChipNASA

No, no, no, totally Legit.

The USAF Mackay Trophy is named after “her”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mackay_Trophy

/again sarc

Oh and the only thing on The Googles for her are the Fitness article and the (Youcaring) GoFuckMe Page

ChipNASA

ADAMS APPLE!!!!!!!!!

26Limabeans

At she (he) has the stare down pat.

Martinjmpr

Between the story that doesn’t pass the smell test, the very male looking appearance and the SF tattoo, I have to conclude that there’s a lot we’re not hearing about “Heather.”

Let’s hope this draws “her” out so we can find out what the REAL story is.

jim h

ok, calling IDC SARC…….hit it or pass?

martinjmpr

“She” might “hit” back. 😉

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Id hit it. She is definitely a chick…..with a huge clit prolly.
Easy to find?

The Other Whitey

Are you sure that huge clit ain’t actually a schlong?

ChipNASA

There is also the Strongfitness Book of Face page where a commenter says,
“That’s My Sister!” (Kiesha Baggett)

https://www.facebook.com/STRONGFitnessMag/posts/2008958885990222

Prove it.

ChipNASA

SHOT

OVER

ChipNASA

Interestingly enough, a *lot* of comments that *used* to be there are now disappearing or are being deleted including this one.
(Kiesha Baggett)

ChipNASA

Seeing as how comments on the Strongfitness FB page are being deleted or disappearing, I sent Ms. Kiesha Baggett a pleasant Instant Message…

“Hi Kiesha,
You had previously commented on the Strongfitness FaceBook page where a commenter says,
“That’s My Sister!” (Kiesha Baggett)
Concerning Heather MacKay who claimed in the post and the article.
Interestingly enough, that comment has now been deleted.
I replied to your comment asking if your were truly related to her, or if you were merely being sarcastic.
I also asked, “If you are actually related to Heather MacKay, maybe you can enlighten us about her military service.
Just curious why your post has disappeared or been deleted.”

As like with Frankee Cee, we’ll see if we get a reply or *crickets*

kelly MacKay

I am heathers exmother-in-law. She us 100% born female. Married to my son until very recently who is SF. she fooled a lot of good people and continues to do so. Her maiden name is baggett.

Martinjmpr

Interesting if true. I’m assuming that some or all of the “cancer” is a lie, too, as part of a scheme to obtain money.

Skidmark

I have to believe that if IT has really had 9 different forms of Cancer and is still thriving…There’d be more out there about the HeShe than just the article posted and the begging for funds site. I may be wrong, but other than those 2 things, IT is invisible on the internet. I wonder if IT got called out by those that know the HeShe when the article came out and IT scrubbed everything then. It’ll be interesting to see if more comes out about this.

kelly MacKay

All a lie. No mastectomy. Her implant deflated and wrapped around a muscle and needed to be repaired. But she used her “military experience” to gain supporters and a lot of good and honest military men were duped out of their hard earned money.

Skidmark

Thank you Kelly. Sorry for what you must’ve endured with her, your son too. Does she realize she could possibly be prosecuted under the Stolen Valor Act? If this case on the surface doesn’t cut it, none will. So did she actually serve under her maiden name? That would be hard to believe that TAH wouldn’t have covered that part of it, these guys don’t make mistakes like that. Thank you for coming here and helping with some answers, is there anymore you can provide?

kelly MacKay

Anythi g i can do to see her prosecuted i am wiilingvto do. She did not serve under any other name. She recently moved to florida.

Marie75

Jelly, I don’t know you but I helped ur son with a statement about her. She’s a complete liar and a fraud who needs to be prosecuted. She has moved to Florida with another ex SF 22 yrold soilder..

Confused

I’m curious how your son didnt know the truth? A breast implant bursting and breast cancer seem hard to pass for one or the other when naked and intimate with someone?

Skidmark

She’s famous now. Sorry that you had to deal with such a liar. Have the people in her life called her out about her fake military career? Are the Cancer claims true? Hope your son is happier now and thank him for his service!

Awells1981

No sympathy should be given to her son either. He got the public shaming that he deserved as well. He wasn’t innocent. He is the one she cheated with on her first husband who was THE TRUE K9 HANDLER while deployed. They both hung him to dry with debt. He came home to an empty house and credit cards maxed out. Karma is a bitch when she does finally come to claim you! Hope they both get prosecuted!

Awells4181

No sympathy should be given to her son either. He got the public shaming that he deserved as well. He wasn’t innocent. He is the one she cheated with on her first husband who was THE TRUE K9 HANDLER while deployed. They both hung him to dry with debt. He came home to an empty house and credit cards maxed out. Karma is a bitch when she does finally come to claim you! Hope they both get prosecuted!

OWB

Your family has our sympathy. We just don’t have any of that for liars, especially those who claim military service they just did not do.

SFC D

You know where to find sympathy in the TAH dictionary.

Dennis - not chevy

In an act of atonement or penance, he/she/it should show herself at the nearest hospital that treats children with brain cancer and scrub the floors without benefit of mop nor buffer until the day the sun explodes.

OWB

Whaaaaaaaat???

Seriously. What IS that?

M48DAT

She kind of looks like a rare genetic mutation.

STGSN

Between that face – and the tattoos of a big Army SF crest, and the C-130 with the parachutes deploying all around it… well, it all just kinda screams “Dude” to me. Just putting that out there.

NHSparky

Dear fucking baby Jesus on a cement tricycle.

The shitbaggery never fucking stops.

ChipNASA

OK Fuck you made me laugh,
I’m adding this to the The Continent of Insults®™

HMCS(FMF) ret

Epic comment, NH Sparky…

Claw

Hastily scrawled on cardboard sign:

NEED HELP – TRICARE CAPPED

23K owed to Dr. Snippet in San Mateo has went to collections.

God Bless.

Smiley Face

Martinjmpr

See, that’s the mistake that MacKay made – going Dr. Snippet.

There’s a doctor in Russia who will do it a lot cheaper.

Her name is Dr. Katya Kakov.

Mark Lauer

Who the hell would want to fake being in the Air Force?
Jeez….”aim higher” next time.

HMC Ret

bwhaaaaaaa

TheCloser

Giving birth to two children while in a coma seems plausible.

Hack Stone

It happened to Angie Tribeca between Season 1 and Season 2. If you haven’t seen this show, check it out. Funny as shit.

Jarhead

Makes sense to me. Coma Tose and Coma Colon.
Here’s where she got the idea to name her children. At the .45 mark in this song.

C2Show

Picture on the news link shows she might have had a hysterectomy or something.

AnotherPat

Hysterectomy would be done near the pubic bone, that is, if a woman chooses to go with that procedure. Other hysterectomies involve going inside the vagina area to remove the uterus/overies to prevent scarring on abdomen.

Mackay’s pubic bone area is covered by tattoos. What I saw in the picture was scarring on the outside near the vagina area…and for a second, thought I noticed a penis on the right side, but figured it was Mackay’s outer thigh that did not get touched up with spray tan.

Comment on the Go-Fund Me mentioned TRICARE. Perhaps, this person did serve under another name or was a Dependent of the SF Soldier. Mackay wears an Air Force Reserve T-Shirt…maybe Mackay did serve in the USAF Reserves either under a guy’s name or a Maiden name.

Just a wild guess on my part.

Awells4181

She never served in the military. It was her previous husbands. She impersonated their military stories and took money from people for sympathy. Her real name is Heather Mae Baggett. Her previous names were Wilson, Green and MacKay.
She needs to be found and persecuted. It’s against the law to impersonate true soldiers. More so when you do it for money. If she is now in Florida, she’s probably looking for a job in the fitness or strip club industry. Those were her two main careers. Being that she is now known for military fraud and coaching in the fitness industry for PT soldiers, she would be even more stupid to try and get another job in the same industry. Looks like it’s time for her to don her fake wigs and dreadlocks again, but no way she’ll be able to cover all that tattoo without being discovered.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48thTFW

That is one fugly fake airman !!!
the only thing I would hit on it is its face with a 2×4 or a Louisville slugger, then it could experience a real trauma.

Fake airman, fake boobs, fake cancer, fake muscles (steroid use is obvious) fake humanoid but a real shit head fake cunt

Charles

So perhaps the actual inquiry is for an Air Force veteran named Heather (maiden name Baggett) Mackay; formerly married (prior to 2014) to a SGT(E5) Mackay, probably of the 1st SF Group when he was assigned to Fort Lewis aka Joint Base Lewis-McChord); and Ms. Baggett/Mackay was formerly assigned to McCord Air Force Base aka Joint Base Lewis-McChord; born 1981 or so, and now living in Lacey, Washington (a small town just outside Joint Base Lewis-McChord).

K2

So she was prior service? She scammed a local 501C3 out of money, a group that helps the local Veterans Domicile and hospital. Money that could have gone to an actual veteran in need. Not a sociopathic narcissist that scams and cons folks to pay for her high maintenance lifestyle.

Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

Sherlock Holmes couldn’t figure this one out!

Clicked on the Strong Fitness Magazine link above and fell on the floor laughing at the credit line under the photo:

Lead photo by Paul Buceta | Stage photo by Benjamin Gay

Are you kidding me, Stage Photo by Ben Gay?

Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are…

OWB

Maybe it’s just the USAF connection with this one, but everything about it is particularly disturbing. Lies upon lies upon lies. Why? Just to feed an ego and get money?

Sure, pick a couple of military jobs where women are not common. Right. Nobody would ever notice.

Cancer makes everyone sympathetic toward you, so if one bout of cancer is good, why not several? And 9 would REALLY get folks pulling for you. Right.

Displaying evidence of scarring in private places is curious, and disturbing. Bragging about other scarring may be as well. Mastectomy? Implants? She does seem to have some serious issues. Lying may be the least of them.

OldManchu

Bradley Manning needs a roommate. Does anyone have its contact information?

Ex-PH2

OKay, I finally clicked on the magazine article link and looked at the bikini photo. The one thing you guys ALLLLLLL of you missed was the pelvic width.

Women have wider pelvises than men for a reason – we crank out babies through the birth canal and the pelvis is literally a frame to support all the abdominal and dorsal muscles that go into carrying a baby in utero.

He/she/it has no hips, period. How could you miss that? No curves, fake boobs that look like foam bra cups covered with skin, hips so narrow they make Italian men look like bulldozers. No underboobage, no sideboobage, nothing – just foam bra cups, and hips so narrow that you couldn’t hang a postage stamp on them.

Here’s an idea of what REAL women look like (not models, just ordinary women) in spandex things that pass for swimsuits.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/fashion/a9211993/real-women-try-crazy-swimsuits/

Mackay/Baggett is a fake, fake, fake.

Jarhead

Good observation Ex-PH2, something we males might not be able to zero in on. Wide hips hell, those nasty looking scars looks like it stretched from attempting to deliver a hippo. What if the postage stamp you mentioned was a Priority Male?

Ex-PH2

Okay, puns this early in the day are just fine with me, Jarhead!

rgr769

Hey PH2, I picked up on it. That is why in my comment above I noted that “her” hips were extremely narrow for a female. But her claimed ex-mother-in-law says she is a 100% born that way female. Plus, as a photog, you know photos, depending on how they are shot, can be somewhat misleading. Other photos don’t show an adam’s apple, which is usually a give away, although not conclusive.

Doc Savage

“activated a rare gene mutation”

A new member of the “XY-Men”?

Jarhead

She could actually confirm the claim that she is all unaltered female, not that it would make much difference, especially since being caught in the “I served” b. s. story. In spite of looking like a carny with all the tats, she does not appear to be reluctant to show up close and personal pix. She’d have been more convincing on the gender claim had she not been so proud of those nasty distracting scars on each side of the maybe-so, maybe-not pink bearded clam. Ex-PH2 stills seems to have the best personal observation and obvious knowledge-based explanation.

Skidmark

If you guys scroll up a ways…Here’s again the alleged ex-mother-in-law with some more answers:
kelly MacKay says:
June 16, 2018 at 11:14 am

All a lie. No mastectomy. Her implant deflated and wrapped around a muscle and needed to be repaired. But she used her “military experience” to gain supporters and a lot of good and honest military men were duped out of their hard earned money.

Jarhead

As expected, sooner or later

Charles

Here is the web site for the contest in which she apparently placed third in the Bikini Over (age) 35 category:

http://www.twixpix.com/contests/TJC17/TJC17-Intro.html

Here are the winners:

http://www.twixpix.com/contests/TJC17/pics/twx_TJC17-Intro-BkM35.html

The pictures were taken by Benjamin Gay, who has an entire album of pictures from the contest on his Facebook site, but is apparently out of business now.
The contest was the Tanji Johnson Classic, held June 10, 2017 in Tacoma Washington. There are several other pictures of “Heather MacKay” including better views of her right side with more tattoos visible, one of which appears to include dag tags.

https://www.facebook.com/benjamingayphoto/

If she is entering this year’s competition, it will held June 20, 2018.

http://www.tjclassic.com/

Note that there is a “Heroes” category, where military and first-responders can enter. The 2017 contest also had a “Heroes” category, but the results do not indicate whether or not she entered under that status. One would assume that proof of such status must be provided.

K2

She won’t be in this years competition. She found an idiot soldier getting out about 11 years her jounior and hitched a ride to Florida.

Charles

Strange, when you search on the National Physique Committee (NPC) web site, (the NPC is the governing organization for the Tanji Johnson Classic and all competitors MUST be card carrying members of the NPC) …

No “Heather MacKay” shows up as a member or as a past winner.

http://contests.npcnewsonline.com/search.php?q=Heather+MacKay&sa=Search

FuzeVT

Anyone who uses the term “hush-hush” to describe any part of being in the military is bullshitting you.

K. Godbe

https://goo.gl/images/FNjMFU

This states 5 weeks after mastectomy which is a bunch of bullshit. Because at 5 weeks there would be Jackson Pratt drains and an incision with glue or stitches.

I personally asked her what kind of chemotherapy she was on and she couldn’t give me not a damn single one. Talking about how it damaged her liver or some 💩.

I even did screenshots of some of her photos from Facebook. It was brought to my attention that she was a possible fake & I proceeded to inquire further. After I continued to ask questions she blocked me. I knew then she was full of shit. Being an AF Brat & working for an insurance company I knew there were no caps on insurance.

Aconcernedfriend

To clear the air all of you are questioning. I know both Heather and her soon to be ex husband. When I was diagnosed with cancer, my husband and her husband discussed in front of me how we were told. Her husband stated the doctor came out and gave him a pamphlet stating terminal brain cancer and what’s next. That was how he was informed of his wife’s cancer. She has had multiple other surgeries that match what cancers she has had. I also have had to assist her with daily tasks such as Washing hair or getting dressed during these times. If you knew her husband and his beliefs you would know she has always been a woman. As for trying to get her personal information she has provided all needed information to those who need it. Not trolls on the internet
She also was featured in the hero’s category of her show. Shame on every single one of you including her soon to be ex mother in law for shaming someone so harshly on internet. Cowards stay behind screens. Let both parties work on theirselves. They do not need any of our involvements or any of us tearing them down. She is trying to move on with her life as her soon to be ex has been doing as well. None of us were in their marriage so that means we all need to stay out as well.

Karen G

Cowards stay behind screens they why not use your real name. I’m using mine. As a concerned friend you should be concerned about the following. Why delete or deactivate your history on Facebook or Instagram? If you clearly have nothing to hide & you’ve been honest with anyone who ever came into contact with you. Also some folks aren’t aware that there were divorce proceedings- but thank you for sharing that information so called concerned friend. Maybe you being the concerned friend was dupped by the false Breast Cancer story. Did you go to any doctors appointments with her? Did you see her patient file showing she was positive or negative for the BrCA1 gene? Did you see any CT or PET scan reports? Did you see any hair fall out or nails turn yellow/black because of chemotherapy? Did you see where she had her so called port a Cath installed or her port a Cath card which cancer patients are required to carry? By the way a tissue expander is not a port a Cath and you cannot feel the medicine burn. That burn was lidocaine. Chemotherapy is directly pumped into your heart through the main jugular vein and it’s tethered to the neck it’s very visible and leaves scars. Maybe you being the concerned friend should be more educated. Because based off of the conversation I had with Heather she shut me down – blocked me. When I asked her what medications she had been on. Also no oncologist will give a transplant for liver failure or kidney failure. Pretty much it’s a non stop trend of multiple maintenance medication required every 3 weeks or daily pill form. You’re the one posting about her failed marriage. And what kind of mother leaves her 2 children behind. As for the mother in law I’m sure she knew Heather well enough. Unlike a concerned friend who sat and watched people get snowed over with lie after lie. I’m Stage 4 De Novo btw I’m sure you don’t know what that means. I work full time and advocate for others. Heather… Read more »

Wow

What a story, what was the deal with the cancer? Fake story there or embelished?..

Frank Whisser

First of all you idiots saying that Heather is a guy who either had surgery or is in drag are complete morons with nothing better to do than sit at your computers and disparage someone you dont know. Do you people even know Heather’s height which is 4’10” short for a woman. And almost impossible for a full grown man. You other people who say she duped some veterans organizations out of money,where is your proof? And name the organizations that would be stupid enough with their military resources and lawyers, not to vet someone out before doling out even 100 dollars. According to you people there are a lot of organizations that did absolutely no vetting on Heather. Do you think everyone who reads blogs are dumb, This is the twenty first century for chrissakes. She did not dupe anyone out of their pensions. If she got her hands on someone’s pension. It is their own fault. A marriage that ends in divorce is a two way street. And if it’s a divorce that she gets part of the pension from, that’s a court decision. I dont believe anyone gets duped unless they let it happen. So I dont feel sorry for any of you. Or any of the so called victims here. If any soldiers got duped they did not listen in their classes during training.

ex-OS2

Waaaaaaa.

ChipNASA

YAYYYYY!!! Zombie thread.
Frank can blow me.
Heather can too but I wouldn’t let my dick come within 10 miles of “her”.
Skank.

Mick

(blaring at maximum volume on the TAH Headquarters 1MC)

NOW HEAR THIS!

NOW HEAR THIS!

ALL HANDS ON TEAM TAH FACE OUTBOARD AND REPEL SOCKPUPPETS!

HMCS(FMF) ret

SOCK IN THE WIRE!!!!
SOCK IN THE WIRE!!!!
HIT THE FOO GAS!!!!

Claw

Frank Whisser (FRP*) for resurrecting a Zombie thread with a sniveling comment: 25 x 7 = 175

*Full Retard Potato (H/T to API)

ex-OS2

Ka-Boom!

Frank Whisser

Absolutely no one can make you out to be a bigger horses ass than you are already. So I won’t even have a go at it. It’s too monumental a task.

ChipNASA

That’s very thoughtful of you Frank because you already took the award coming back and posting in a thread that’s been dead for months and white knighting this Ho Bag.
She’s not going to fuck you Frank.
You’re just mad that she took all your One, Five, Ten and Twenty Dollah Bills and wouldn’t even give you a lap dance.

Claw

OOooo, SNAP!, I got called a horses ass.

That one hurt.

Ex-PH2

Seriously, Frank, put your wallet in a safe, lock it, and don’t give her any more money. Then see how fast she leaves.

Stop being a sucker for a piece of ass.

Mick

Zombie Thread!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!

Ex-PH2

So Frank, you’re having a physical relationship with “Heather”, are you?

She is, according to reports by other people who know her, a fabricator of all sorts of stuff.

I don’t know what makes you think being 4’10” is impossible for an adult man. Jockeys on the race track are frequently not much taller than that. So you lose on that one line alone, Sport.

It’s difficult to understand why you decided to dive in here and defend “heather”.

26Limabeans

“Do you people even know Heather’s height”

Do now. Any other details? True hair color? You sound like you know.

K2

Frank I’d be happy to assist you with proof of the 501C3 she duped out of money.

2/17 Air Cav

Thanks, Frank. I forgot all about this guy. Got any more?

OWB

Thanks, Frank. I needed a good laugh this afternoon.

Claw

As a Sockpuppet, Frank Whizzer kinda fizzled out.

Two comments and “POOF”, gone like a popcorn fart in a whirlwind.

Come on back, Frank. I haven’t been called a horses ass for four hours now and am starting to get the DT’s.

If you come back and call all of us maroons and righteous little bitches, all is forgiven and we’ll gladly accept you into the miscreant dickweed rank and file.

Tallywhagger

She looks a lot my 9th grade algebra teacher except my teacher really was female… rode hard and put away wet. Descartes probably had no idea what might derive from his own predicament.