Marvin “Chuck” Chapman; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies share their research on this fellow Marvin Chapman, who goes by the name Chuck Chapman on social media. He claims to be a veteran of US Navy SEAL Team 2, a recipient of the Medal of Honor, and a Navy SEABEE. He doesn’t like Donald Trump or Jews;
The Navy responded to a FOIA request by asking “Who?”;
Way to shit upon your family’s legacy, Marv;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Cocksucker
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It is well before noon and we already have our first fake SEAL of the week. Bet we have at least three by next Sunday.
I hope so. Poser SEALs are entertaining, particularly those with claims of possessing the Medal of Honor, as has this toad.
I love it when they decide to go for the CMH. It makes it much easier to toss the BS flag.
You nailed it, Bobo. MoH recipients don’t brag on facebook. This guy is a waste of space. Freaking clueless. If he knew squat about the military, he would have stepped back from two so easily disproven claims. Smegma lips.
You got this all wrong HMC, this asshole has to always wear a tie to keep the foreskin from rolling up over his eyes!!!
That is not a hairdo he has, that’s a hair did. The nineties called. They want their mullet back.
Nineties HELL, that hairdo looks like he stole it from a 1982 high school yearbook!
Mullet. Business in the front. Party in the rear. I’ll leave you all to ponder some jokes based on that. 😂
Mullet: has a rather rank taste.
Eat grouper instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psmhcKikivA
The Ballad of Eddie Mullet, by the late lamented South Austin Jug Band. Once saw Leo Kottke and Tom Rush doing a joint gig in Austin, polished off the night watching the Jug Band at a local bar. Musically one of the best nights I have ever had. (Sorry, kids, this is grown-ups music, they play instruments and everything)
Baaaaaaahahahahahahaha.
He’s a wannabe morph of Patrick Swayze, Sam Elliott, and Chuck Norris.
Kirk Douglas
Duane ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ Chapman
I respectfully offer the suggestion that Marvin “Chuck” Chapman is a ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ WANNABE to the umpteenth Degree.
When the bean bag gets flyin’, get low.
The Dog is on the prowl…..
Yes, he looks like ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ on meth.
Coincidence they are both named Chapman.
This guy would suck a cock just to get something warm in his stomach.
Hey CHUCKY CHAPMAN! Trump’s not a veteran, but neither the fuck are you (unless you were an einsatzgruppen rottenfuhrer in your previous life.) So get eat a bag of dicks, poser asswipe!
Dude should layoff the pots
Very true, he looks like a reject from The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers!
Brother of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
Not that I ever read the comics ….
References:
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Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.
And I HAVE read the comix. I still have a few copies.
There is no hope without dope.
From the 60s.
According to the results of records searches, Chuck Chapman HAS NEVER served in the U.S. Military Period, let alone the U.S. Navy.
Chuck Chapman HAS NEVER BEEN a U.S. Navy SEAL.
Chuck Chapman LIED ABOUT his being awarded the MoH.
Chuck Chapman WAS NEVER A USN SEABEE.
Chuck Chapman sports a hairdo that looks like it was stolen straight from a 1982 high school yearbook.
Chuck Chapman looks like the type one would expect to see prowling highway rest areas in a windowless van looking for a date.
Chuck Chapman looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Chuck Chapman look like something that would ooze out of a roadkill skunk’s sphincter.
Chuck Chapman HAS posted on Farcebook falsely claiming to have been a USN SEAL.
Chuck Chapman is one GONIFF SHMENDRICK of an Anti-Semite Behemye.
Chuck Chapman claims the past job of “Public Works Service Technician” which I assume is a fancy title for “Sewer-Crawling Shit Shoveler” and he obviously couldn’t hold onto that for long just like a certain deceased disbarred lawer couldn’t even keep a job with the TSA.
“Marvin Chuck” Chapman posts a fair share of Anti-Trump drivel which tells me he has severe Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) which he spreads thus making him a Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder Operative (TARDO).
“Marvin Chuck” Chapman is more full of SHIT than a Brigade of crooked Used Car Salesmen, a Battalion of D-rat politicians or ten million seagulls.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats in busy truck stops and highway rest areas.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like a Dutch Rudder Gang wannabe.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like a reject Towel Boy Applicant at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) or as a Busboy/Dishwasher/jizz mopper at The Blue Oyster.
I heard rumor that Marvin “Chuck” Chapman was fired from working at his local Sperm Bank for drinking on the job.
Thank y’all for your time, Commo Checks, please!
Here’s to you, Chuck Chapman: SHALOM, SCHMUCK!!!
And may the Power of Google®™ be with you Marvin “Chuck” Chapman, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!
API, I copy 5x, message follows:
Chuck Chapman HAS NEVER BEEN a U.S. Navy SEAL.
Chuck Chapman LIED ABOUT his being awarded the MoH.
Chuck Chapman WAS NEVER A USN SEABEE.
Chuck Chapman sports a hairdo that looks like it was stolen straight from a 1982 high school yearbook.
Chuck Chapman looks like the type one would expect to see prowling highway rest areas in a windowless van looking for a date.
Chuck Chapman looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Chuck Chapman look like something that would ooze out of a roadkill skunk’s sphincter.
Chuck Chapman HAS posted on Farcebook falsely claiming to have been a USN SEAL.
Chuck Chapman is one GONIFF SHMENDRICK of an Anti-Semite Behemye.
Chuck Chapman claims the past job of “Public Works Service Technician” which I assume is a fancy title for “Sewer-Crawling Shit Shoveler” and he obviously couldn’t hold onto that for long just like a certain deceased disbarred lawer couldn’t even keep a job with the TSA.
“Marvin Chuck” Chapman posts a fair share of Anti-Trump drivel which tells me he has severe Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) which he spreads thus making him a Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder Operative (TARDO).
“Marvin Chuck” Chapman is more full of SHIT than a Brigade of crooked Used Car Salesmen, a Battalion of D-rat politicians or ten million seagulls.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats in busy truck stops and highway rest areas.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like a Dutch Rudder Gang wannabe.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like a reject Towel Boy Applicant at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) or as a Busboy/Dishwasher/jizz mopper at The Blue Oyster.
I heard rumor that Marvin “Chuck” Chapman was fired from working at his local Sperm Bank for drinking on the job.
All stations this net, acknowledge receipt
((OVER))
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman is Google Famous!
Among things he can’t keep up is his Facebook page.
Chuck Chapman HAS NEVER BEEN a U.S. Navy SEAL.
Chuck Chapman LIED ABOUT his being awarded the MoH.
Chuck Chapman WAS NEVER A USN SEABEE.
Chuck Chapman sports a hairdo that looks like it was stolen straight from a 1982 high school yearbook.
Chuck Chapman looks like the type one would expect to see prowling highway rest areas in a windowless van looking for a date.
Chuck Chapman looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Chuck Chapman look like something that would ooze out of a roadkill skunk’s sphincter.
Chuck Chapman HAS posted on Farcebook falsely claiming to have been a USN SEAL.
Chuck Chapman is one GONIFF SHMENDRICK of an Anti-Semite Behemye.
Chuck Chapman claims the past job of “Public Works Service Technician” which I assume is a fancy title for “Sewer-Crawling Shit Shoveler” and he obviously couldn’t hold onto that for long just like a certain deceased disbarred lawer couldn’t even keep a job with the TSA.
“Marvin Chuck” Chapman posts a fair share of Anti-Trump drivel which tells me he has severe Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) which he spreads thus making him a Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder Operative (TARDO).
“Marvin Chuck” Chapman is more full of SHIT than a Brigade of crooked Used Car Salesmen, a Battalion of D-rat politicians or ten million seagulls.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats in busy truck stops and highway rest areas.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like a Dutch Rudder Gang wannabe.
Marvin “Chuck” Chapman looks like a reject Towel Boy Applicant at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) or as a Busboy/Dishwasher/jizz mopper at The Blue Oyster.
I heard rumor that Marvin “Chuck” Chapman was fired from working at his local Sperm Bank for drinking on the job.
All stations this net, acknowledge receipt
((OVER))
Today I found out that Shithead is a Navy Term. All these years I’ve been using it wrong. Chuck you are shithead.
Since he brought up Seabee and MoH we should take a look at a real hero; Glenn Shields:
“On the night of June 9, 1965, the unfinished Army Special Forces Camp at Dong Xoai was mortared and attacked by the 272nd Vietcong Regiment (estimated over 2,000 uniformed Vietcong), and the Special Forces compound was captured the next morning. After being wounded by mortar fire, Shields fought with Special Forces soldiers against the enemy carrying up needed ammunition to the firing line positions. Although wounded again by shrapnel and shot in the jaw on June 10, he helped a soldier and a Seabee carry the badly wounded Special Forces captain in charge of the camp to a safer position in the compound. After four more hours of fighting, and greatly weakened, Shields volunteered to help Special Forces Second Lieutenant Charles Q. Williams who now was the acting commander since the Special Forces commander was one of the first badly wounded in the battle, destroy a Vietcong machine gun outside the perimeter which was threatening to kill everyone now in the adjacent district headquarters building which was now under the lieutenant’s command and its occupants holding off the Vietcong attackers from all sides. The lieutenant armed with a 3.5 rocket launcher which was loaded by Shields, destroyed the machine gun, and on the way back to the building Williams was wounded for the 4th time and Shields for the third time, shot in both legs. Shields was air-evacuated afterwards from Dong Xoai with five other Seabees by the direction of the lieutenant to Saigon on June 10 and died during the evacuation.”
The only Seabee to ever earn the MoH, who gave everything serving his country.
Navy term? I thought that was the name of Steve Martin’s dog in “The Jerk”! (smile)
Marvin Gleen Shilds.
His Seabee team 1104, had One MOH, along with the ODA LT that day. The 13 Man team took two Silver Stars, and several other Combat “V” awards that day supporting that ODA team and camp. They also lost two Shipmates and had nine wounded. They put in work those three days. The Movie “Green Beret” has a small part where the camp is under attack, that was loosely based on this event.
Nail his ass to the Wall.
That is all.
Never trust a mullet!
Chucky: What is that red thing you’re holding? Is it a bloody rectal thermometer you’re licking clean?
Here’s a hint, butt wipe. NEVER, and I mean NEVER claim to have earned the Medal of Honor. That’s sacred ground, ground a lowlife such as you are not entitled to venture onto. Also, claiming SEAL status is a no-brainer. We have our own in-house SEAL historians, men who have earned the right to be called SEAL, who can disprove your BS bogus SEAL status in a matter of a few minutes.
Claiming SEAL status and Medal of Honor recipient will get your ass ridiculed and kicked faster than you can suck a dick. You’re claiming status to which you are not entitled.
You might want to clean up your racist bullshit as well. A lying sack of shit such as you impresses nobody.
I’m sure that Marvin “Chuck” Chapman is only concerned about the next handout or free ride he can con someone out of.
I’m pretty sure he is willing to lend a hand to a man in need.
He could fill in for the “missing man” in our TAH double dutch rudder club memorial flight formation.
He’s served by PROXY since his family apparently has a proud tradition of service. Isn’t that how it works now; he IDENTIFIES as a veteran?
Nice mullet asshole. Go back to driving your 82 IROC and blasting BTO.
Not even that, he looks like the type who would run around in a 1991 Buick and come home to a 1982 Camaro up on cinder blocks in his front yard!
HEY! Don’t drag BTO into this!
Pony car… under wraps in the garage, because his Daddy never left him the key to the ignition.
And the 1981 white over read Chevy Impala… No push button stuff, just turn real dials. On a good night, on AM, you could get Baltimore, MD, and CGBC from Canada.
What – no love for WLS or WWL? (smile)
Oh, WLS and WGN radio were easy to get. When the Beatles came to Chicago, I got four tickets for the concert at the Amphitheater. I sat in the balcony stage left. They were wearing suits of some forest green material – looked like velour – music was awesome, because up above the floor, there was less crowd noise.
Good times.
P.S. I can confirm that Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey) was the best damned drummer on the block. Still is.
Keith Moon. You tube can prove it to you.
John Bonham was also a incredible drummer, and lasted longer than Moon, but not as long as Ringo.
Chucky: I heard ABBA is reforming the group. Maybe your 8 Tracks will come back in style. You can groove to the 8 Track in your Vega.
Yeah, men in tight pants.
I miss Tuesday nights with the A-Team and George Peppard, and Space: 1999. Tuesday night was tight pants night. And then there was CHiPs later on.
What??? A girl’s gotta have her standards.
You may like football, then. Lots of tight pants.
Trivia: Football is the only acceptable time that a man may pat another man on the fanny. They do this because with all the pads it is the only place they can feel it.
We now return you to your regular programming.
Facebook scrub in 3,2,……
But really, in this day and age of instant information, why are you going to claim to have the MOH? Or does is he one of the hundred of Vietnam operators that got a classified MOH?
Why? Guess he’s SPECIAL… I sent the article from Militaryphony to his new Facebook and he did a RABBIT..or ran like one.
Can’t look at the first picture without saying “know what I mean Vern” looks like Jim Varney
The late Jim Varney had more integrity in his little pinky than this posering douchebag will have in his entire worthless lifetime and existence…
Ernest goes to camp-classic along with Ernest saves Christmas. Had the whole collection on VHS tapes plus the blooper ice cream commercials that he did. Smoking did him in so RIP Ernest.
Chuck Chapman,you scum sucking parasite,you suck
And the Tool of the Year award goes to…..
Bet a lot of those dudes in that newspaper article are rolling over in their graves.
What a piece of shit!
Marvin must be starvin’ for attention.
I told him, no amount of mullet would save him from becoming internet famous in a bad way.
I left some love for Chuck Chapman, Not Navy, Not a SEAL in a message at his fakebook page:
“You lyin’, piece of shit. You were not in the Navy, and damned sure was not a SEAL, nor did you earn any military medals, or awards. You cowards choose to stand in the blood of better men than you, claiming valor that was not earned. You now have the fame that you have been wanting. Every comment at the link below will generate an entry at Gooooooooooogle, letting the world know how you lie.”
Frankie Cee..his Facebook is history
Why is it that all these fucksticks are dumbasses who can’t spell and lack the most basic writing skills? I think that shit pisses me off almost as much as their fucking fakery. Fucking assholes.
There are several reasons.
One is that they have empty lives, lack real creative skills, and haven’t had an original thought since they were hatched. I could make the list longer, but I have other interests.
Ironically, if you trim/clean up the ‘stache, and get him a regulation haircut, he’s almost a twin of one of my best buddies in The Teams, who went to ST-2 after BUD/S (and airborne, etc.). 🙂
Falsely claiming SeaBee is almost as dumb as it gets. Teamguys, Army SF, PJs..all hindered by the ‘we’re better than that’ mantra. Have to be aware of lawsuits and negative publicity, which command will toast you for almost immediately.
“Your honor, the defendant is a highly trained member of Special Forces. He could have detained and secured the *real victim^ of this encounter, who suffered six broken ribs because the defendant, in his own words, stated ‘I broke 3 on the left and 2 on the right, I broke the 3d rib on the right as he was screaming in agony because I didnt’t want him to be lopsided…’
But Rangers and SeaBees are just primal when it comes to sh1t like this. They’ll track you down and beat your ass into the ground. Any mention of ‘you guys are better than this will be met by laughter amid the sounds of the beatdown. 🙂
Chucky Chapman, ladies and gentlemen is clearly an example of what happens when you don’t properly maintain your septic system. The sludge builds up and can apparently become semi-sentient assuming human characteristics and attempting to replicate human life forms by claiming all sorts of outlandish things. Be smart and keep shit like Chucky from happening and maintain your septic system…flush twice just to be sure it’s really all gone!!
The Mullet Brigade has landed.
Jon, did you get my email with screenshots?
I think we have another scam artist associated with him
I wonder whether this coke-bottled asshat might be suffering from a little early-onset Alzheimer’s. He also exhibits the usual spelling and punctuation skill levels seen in the poser community.
Brings into thought that by misrepresenting himself as he has, might be his entire family history with ALL of them being full of shit. Wonder he didn’t claim his moma was likewise a SEAL. Now she might have been an overfucked dolphin.
Dude looks so badassssss! Bet he’s hung like a growth stunted chihuahua.