William Bowen Gantt; phony SEAL

| April 11, 2018

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on William Bowen Gantt (it looks like he shut down his Facebook page while I was typing this) who claims that he was a US Navy SEAL among other things;

The Navy asks “Who?”

The folks at MP could find no active duty for Gantt from 1984 to 2018.

Just another goofball of the 99%.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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IDC SARC

Cocksucker!

*he’s probably a failure at that too. 🙂

Mick

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

(phony SEAL bling goes flying everywhere)

Ex-PH2

I know I can count on IDC_SARC to acquire the target and fire when ready.

Nicely done, and kudos!

adam

No I’d say he is very likely good at sucking cock. Fucking poser.

Jay

“Back during his SWCC days?” So which is it fucko, were you a SWCC or a SEAL…can’t have it both ways dickhead. Of course….i’m sure he DOES like it both ways….

Mason

You see he started as SWCC crewman and was such an unbelievable badass that the SEALs said “We need guys like you.” So he got his trident in the field, under fire on his first of five tours of Iraq. Then Delta Force saw how good he was and next thing you know he’s a secret squirrel doing missions in Africa for the CIA.

LOL

SSG Kane

And the CIA scrubbed his records, because OPSEX

USAFRetired

Nah they scrubbed them for SAMESEX

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Nope UNISEX.

Mayhem

Nope BUTTSEX

Mayhem

William Gantt is about as useful as a cactus dildo

M1 Hound

No I don’t think this guy (A true class act and quite a patriot to risk his life as he has – from AIDS that is) …..i’m sure he DOES like it both ways…. I think one way only, the back door.

sbalm

I’m thinking the reason he took down his Facebook page may be related to the fact that selfies with black scary rifles is not compatible with felony convictions.

Just puttin’ that out on the table.

26Limabeans

I’m guessing he is doing some house cleaning as well. ATF knocking on the door?

AZtoVA
AZtoVA

Now even that is sanitized and locked down. The MPs were busy calling him out there as well, guess he didn’t like that much.

SgtM

Bong in the background.

Thunderstixx

It was ZucktheSuck’s testimony that made him take it down.
It was far too scary for us regular Veterans and others on fakebook.
Why can’t someone steal his info and run up a couple of hundred thousand dollars Visa’s with his name address & serial number
???

Mason

Why do they always post obvious stock photos and claim it is them?

Giving the finger to the Grand Canyon is classy as all get out too.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

I never could really figure out the whole middle finger thing.

Just another turd who should be kept away from young kids.

A Proud Infidel®™

Flipping the bird like some gangster wannabe.

My, My, My

It’s a selfie. He is flipping himself off. Even he know how much of a f* head he is. 🙂

AZtoVA

Pretending he’s in the ‘Stan flipping off ISIS

RGR 4-78

William Bowen Gantt is just signing his IQ.

JAFAC that never served.

Frankie Cee

William Bowen Gantt don’t you realize that shutting down your facebook page assured even those who didn’t know, that you are a NOBODY, Not a SEAL, Not a Veteran, Nobody.

OldManchu

Ooohhhh gross. Those have to be false teeth. Most meth heads have bad teeth.

1610desig

And get a load of those wispy anal pubes on the chin…

Berliner

And by the look of one of his Googled booking photos compared to the more recent facebook photos, those “pistol-grip ears” of his have gotten a real workout in several correctional lodging facilities.

Daisy Cutter

After the 10 pm lights out… there were a few burps and a few farts, but they’d eventually yell out “Night Train” and that’s how he got his nickname.

SgtM

His head looks like a football.

Green Thumb

And his mouth looks like it has also washed a lot of balls….

Thunderstixx

Googled booking photos ???
Put up a link, please, pretty please and pretty please with sugar on top !!!
Those scary black rifles in his selfie are a no-no to someone with a record, that would no doubt fit this clown…

bombstopr

Oh he didn’t get it down before I messaged him some love and everyone that had put a comment on his page got a message with the link to the MP article !

OldManchu

“Divers do it deeper.”

Turd burglars…. he meant turd burglars dot it deeper.

Ex-PH2

Seriously, would guys remember to be kind enough to post spew alert occasionally?

Hot tea up your nose is painful!!!

Man, I will be SO glad when summer comes and I can switch to iced tea.

David

Tshirt, shorts, and headed out to cut the grass…

Ex-PH2

Meanie!

Oh, well, I had a chance to turn off the furnace (finally) and I did so. And that fat calico is lounging on my front steps. I guess she feels right at home.

OldManchu

My apologies. I’m too hyper to remember spew alerts. But I’ll work on it.

Please tell me about your summer tea. Is it sun brewed concentrated? Then poured over ice to mellow? Or machine brewed and placed in fridge?

I’m still in search for that perfect homemade iced tea!

Help! I will mind my manners in return.

Ex-PH2

Manners minding noted, but no ‘have to’, just ‘pretty please’.

My iced tea is made the old-fashioned way with boiling hot water poured over 2 BIG teabags, stewed for 15 minutes, then diluted in a Very Large Pitcher with water so cold it is freeze off everything you’re famous for.

Then it’s refrigerated.

Then I cut up lemons to squish into it.

Then I get a large heavy glass pub mug, add ice beaten with a steel hammer, a chunk of lemon, and the tea. No umbrellas.

Keepin' It Real

Thinning the Facebook herd.

USAF RET

Apparently, this turd is really good at domestic violence and drug dealing. And by “good” I mean he keeps getting caught. Pretty pathetic life when a google search turns up, #1 TAH and #2-4 arrests. What a shitbag

My, My, My

Looks like he may be a wanted man in Florida: ABSCONDER/FUGITIVE

http://pas.fdle.state.fl.us/pas/restricted/PAS/person/WantedPersons.jsf

WANTED PERSON DETAILS
Do you have information about a missing or wanted person or believe any of the information below to be inaccurate?

Send Tip

If you have information about a missing or wanted person, do not take action on your own! Please complete the Missing or Wanted Person Tip Form by clicking on the Send a Tip button or you may contact the reporting agency at (727) 582-6200 .

[If you wish to report a tip without disclosing your name, you may do so.]

Name: GANT, WILLIAM BOWEN
Nicknames:
Aliases: GANTT, WILLIAM BOWEN
Offense: Probation Violation
Reporting Agency: PINELLAS CO SO
Agency Case #: 1409955CFANO – 1
Date of Warrant: 05/14/2015
Warrant #: 1409955CFANO1
Date of Birth: 11/22/1968
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Height: 6′ 00″
Weight: 190
Hair Color: BLOND OR STRAWBERRY
Eye Color: BLUE
Scars, Marks, Tattoos: TATTOO, ARM, RIGHT; TATTOO, ARM, LEFT; TATTOO, BACK
Occupation:
Last Known Address City and State:

Ex-PH2

Hair color??? He’s bald!!!

Except for that facial dust mop, no head hair. They need to fix that.

Brown Neck Gaitor

He has 3 encounters with LE in Arizona since the Warrant was filed. I guess he is not worth the effort for Florida to go get him.

USAF RET

Please, we don’t want or need this asshat in Florida. Jeez, we have enough of these idiots. Kinda nice though, this guy has dicked up his life so well it leaves little for the rest of us to do…….stand down.

2/17 Air Cav

Damn. I was wrong again. As soon as I saw that bottom pick I thought, “Joisey shore, he’s a Joisey boy.” Nope. AZ. Is there an ocean in rizona?

Cris

no, but we have miles of beach…

Ex-PH2

The Tehtys Sea used to be there, but it went away when plate tectonics took over.

Cris

when I was a kid here, I would ask my mom why the river had water in it. This was during the “monsoon” season. To this day, even though I’ve been around a lot of places on this planet, it still amazes me when I see water flowing in a river for more than a day.

I guess I’m easily amused:)

HMC Ret

In my younger years I thought all rivers had to flow from the N to the S, as if following the force of gravity, with N being up and S being down or some such foolishness.

The mind is a terrible thing.

Atkron

When I was stationed at NAS Cecil Field; one of the jokes in my squadron was Why does the St John’s River flow North?

Because Georgia sucks…there is a large contingent of both Florida and Georgia football fans in the JAX area.

A Proud Infidel®™

Lawrence KS, home to KU is downstream from Manhattan KS on the Kaw River, thus grafitti at K State that says “Flush twice, KU needs the water”.

NHSparky

Some of the flat-Earthers use this as “logic” to explain why the Earth is flat.

I wish I was kidding.

SFC D

There’s enough water in the San Pedro to drown this skinny little poser. Just don’t disturb the Beavers.

And it flows S to N 😎

26Limabeans

Not yet but there is hope that California will break off and make so.

AW1Ed

Ocean? Nope, but there is a big-ass lake.

Lake Mead

AZtoVA

Or is that a big ass-lake????

ChipNASA

Hahahahahaha

Slick….

https://xkcd.com/37/

/for those that don’t get the reference.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Looking at his stuff over at the other site, looks like WILLIAM BOWEN GANTT has extensive has extensive service at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD-FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich) “servicing” the clientele.

COCKSUCKING ASSCLOWN

Veritas Omnia Vincit

He looks like a fucking moron, the SEALS I know are smart guys who might be a bit wild from time to time but they’re not fucking morons.

sbalm

That’s him!

He was born William Bo Gantt and later took on the middle name of Bowen.

ChipNASA

He Pulled this FB page as well.

Cris

He looks like the guy that dresses up in leotards, snake skin vest and cowboy bling on a corner in Tombstone. Will check it out next time I go.

Ex-PH2

Well, do we all agree that this individual is:

1 – an idiot
2 – not a veteran
3 – not a veterinarian (no matter how he approaches sheep)
4 – bald as an egg
5 – not real bright
6 – dumber than a box of pancake mix in a flood
7 – probably scares dogs and children
8 – has an unfortunate past history
9 – got caught pants down
10- not real bright

26Limabeans

You forgot “not real bright”

Ex-PH2

Thanks for reminding me!

1610desig

He had his pants down to earn enough gas money to return from the Grand Canyon after flipping it off

Carlton G. Long

11. Likely the proud owner of a windowless white van with “ise creem” hastily spray painted on the side.

A Proud Infidel®™

WHich he lives in down by the river when he’s not an Assistant Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).

Ex-PH2

Did I mention he’s not real bright?

Claw

Bright? More like Mr. Dim Bulb

Hell, he’s Full Retard Past Rutabaga (H/T to API)

The Whiz Wheel says that he deserves this Purple 4 score:

William Bowen “Night Train” Gantt 54×8 = 432

Carlton G. Long

HE COMES FROM FRANCE !!

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks more like a Resident of Sweaden!

Skyjumper

William Bowen Gantt.

“Certified White Boy”

More like “Certified Dumb Ass”!!

https://youtu.be/Z_ZhMEvujAY?t=17

A Proud Infidel®™

Pud-puffing meat gazer!

Forest Green

Get it up ye, ya baldy bastard.

Mick

Och aye!

KA-BLAM!!!

Atkron

He looks more like a Buzzard than a SEAL…I mean look at that beak.

A Proud Infidel®™

Which he uses to steal air like he does Valor.

HMC Ret

Probably shouldn’t be allowed to have anything to do with clown uniforms or the entertainment of children.

Hey, hero, how about regaling us with stories of your heroism. You are a SEAL hero, aren’t you? If you have time later, check yourself out in Google. It’s amazing how quickly stories can find their way from TAH to Google.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Faces of Meth? You dont get that fugly on your own….

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks like he was shot through the Ugly Forest and hit every tree on his way through.

SFC D

He looks like most of the population of Tombstone. Or Bisbee.

Skippy

WORD ^^^^^

Don’t forget about Kingman too

BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

AZtoVA

HEY, now!!!! I lived in Kingman for a decade or so. Survived the FBI invasion of ’95, even. Attractiveness quotient probably went down just from my departure.

Skippy

You survived living there for ten years WOW !!!!!!!
How did you do it…..

Cris

Downtown or south 6th Ave

11B-Mailclerk

He an extra from “welcome to Woop Woop”

Skippy

Don’t forget about his special corner on Miracle Mile. and Fairview next to the cemetery

😂. 🤣. 😅.

Doc Savage

William Bowen Gantt…..I dub thee, “Willy pecker gnat”.

Enjoy your newfound fame, crotch lobster.

ChipNASA

Just added “deep sea crotch lobster” to the Mountain of Insults®™

NHSparky

“IRAQ–If you haven’t been there, keep your mouth shut.”

Too bad this egghead motherfucker can’t follow his own advice.

Better hope those “rifles” are Airsoft, shitbag.

Combat Historian

As mentioned by others, I hope those rifles he’s holding are real; he needs to do do some heavy time in a feddy pound-ass prison…

Daisy Cutter

There may be a reason he has the nickname “Night Train.”

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks like a Connoisseur of Cream of Sum Yung Guy.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

2 AK’s a large plastic bottle of Captain Morgan ….

LEGIT

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Another Florida Seal.

Skippy

I wish this one is from my state Arizona

😡😡😡😡

Dennis

Like Ah-nold, he’ll be back.

FatCircles0311

What a phony slug shithead.

PTBH

He once met a man with a wooden cock.

Tim

He does, however, have other records…..

https://arrestfacts.com/William-Gantt-7g0T22

Tim
Dan Johnson