Larry Martin; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, Larry Martin. He claims to have been a Navy SEAL, but he wasn’t brave enough to keep his Facebook page up after he was confronted;
Yeah, it’s called the “front leaning rest”, but you wouldn’t know that, you probably never did one.
He stole a stock image for this next one;
The BS flows often and deep;
The Navy says “Who?”
A more accurate depiction;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
A “two-fer” on fake Navy SEALs today!
Sad. The Army fakers really need to step it up.
Come on, guys! We have cool hats, tabs, and badges. You can’t get (most of) that stuff with the other services!
https://youtu.be/x-H1T7ny2Uw
They just added a Caisson badge and are considering a Master Gunner badge, in addition to the new Instructor Badge so the fakes are going to have even more flair to show off soon.
That’s why there are so few Marine Recon/Scout/Sniper fakers. We (Marines) just don’t have enough special “bling” to wear.
Yeah, but I’m getting a bit jealous here. We got the best uniforms hands down. Ok, so we don’t have all the patches the army doggies have, but you just can’t beat our dress blues. We gotta catch up here in the phony race. Hell, we even have the Silent Drill Team and yet, no phonies make that claim.
That’s probably why I don’t have any patches on my motorcycle jacket (don’t own a vest). Something I learned through the Marine Corps in reference to uniforms.
I dunno, he looks like a seal to me! C’mon Larry Baby….’ARF’ for us!! 😉
I see the top photo and then I see the “manatee” photo.
I wasn’t expecting a Sea Cow!!!
I thought it was the short fat guy from American Pickers at 1st…
Yes!
It’s just a double post.
Can’t tell them apart.
Big fat lying fucker
lol YEP
…good to see straya’s slowly infesting this blog 😉
Mate, we get them here too. Wankers
His employer is Baker Hughes of Houston, TX formerly known as GE Oil and Gas. The only contact information I could find is their media contacts. You may want to send them a nice note about the black eye their company gets from having a sonovabitch like this bragging about his affiliation with them while stealing valor
cathcart@bhge.com
melanie.kania@bhge.com
I’m not interested in seeing this jackass lose his job.
I’m only interested in how long it takes him to shut off the hogwash and fess up.
I wouldn’t either unless…He was hired based on his fake Veteran status, thus some real Veteran or qualified person were overlooked as a result, then I would love to see him lose his job and be prosecuted.
More likely they would me more interested in whether he lied on his employment application.
Which is cause for automatic termination in nearly every workplace.
The manatee makes a better NSW operator than this fat-faced fudgepacker…
Phony SEALs are making a run at the phony Soldier numbers for top spot in the February Fakers race.
He wrote: “…and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him.”
Fucking. Loser.
I can take that challenge. I just need new running shoes and a badminton racket.
No SEAL swag, no ink, stock photos…he’s not even trying. This a cry for help “Please, please expose me!!!”
The only time he sweats is when he’s told he’s been cut off at the local Golden Corral.
Lying fat fuck probably has meat sweats.
He sweats when he eats an ice cream sandwich.
Atomic Cocksucker.
Assholio personificata!
SQUEAKHOLE DORKER
I dunno, he might be the guy that likes his squeakhole dorked.
IOW, a squeakhole dorkee?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Oh the Huge Manatee!!
SORRY I COULDN’T RESIST….
What a fat slob of a lying sack of shit…
Dammit you beat me to it again! (shakes fist)
You must be on the East coast. 😀
I say this jack wagon deserves the TOI for bringing his kid into it.
A second on the Tower of Insults©® for this ass-hat!
OK guys, we have a request and a Second for the Tower of Insults®™. Do we have at least one “AYE” vote?
AND in the process improvement department, we will also now include the NEW & IMPROVED
The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
/FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value Tower of Insults®™.
AYE!!!
Annnnnnnd off we go….. Hey Larry how does it feel yet again, to be made fun of and beat down SOLIDLY, like the fat kid trying to run during the dodgeball game at recess??? This is for you, buttfuck, Tower of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Larry “Fat Assed Chunk of Whale Shit” Martin , is NOT a Navy SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for abortion, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, Anus… Read more »
It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, schlong juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of… Read more »
Oh and just a teaser for future deployments of the Tower of Insults®™…
I have a special addition to the Tower for Ladies and Medical personnel….stay tuned.
😀 😉 😀
I can’t wait to see this one. Make it soon pleeeeeze!!!!!
Stand By.
I’m certain someone will request another deployment in the next day or so.
AMEN!Not everyone gets to meet their hero I raised mine (My marine). Wish I could say the same for Larry’s mom after this came to light I bet she wished she never gave birth to such a lying prick. New motto for birth control!Thanks to all of our active, retired, and fallen soldiers for their service. I’m ashamed that Larry would even think he could amount to what they are.
Yet another Golden Corral Assault Commando exposed.
Why is it always these wannabe cage fighter douches?
Look tough guy, in the real world you need cardio.
He heard someone say “Cardio” and thought they were talking about the keyboard.
Yeah, he went full tardo with this. Has fond memories of watching men’s butts as they waded into the surf. At least, that’s the way I understood his comment to the pic.
Somebody open up a can of phony SEALs today?
Like a can of Pringles, you can’t just have one.
“Large” Larry Martin was never that fit and trim as the Frogmen in the stolen photo.
Larry “The Large” … is so fat, he grows a neck beard just to cover up three folds of blubber handing below his jaw!
I am the Walrus koo koo kachoo
This clown looks like that thing you feed at the zoo.
I bet he bleeds gravy
Poutine?
Heavens to Mergatroyd, he’s not from Florida.
That MUST be quoted with the correct accent:
His face says it all. Retard.
This clown could make a career as professional test subject.
Pay him in food pellets or some such shit.
Loser.
With our two SEAL imposters this morning we have a “wimp and a blimp”
And they’re less liked than Neidermeyer!
Chin up Larry Martin, ALL THREE OF THEM!!
Rob Kardashian?!!
He has a new FB page, but it’s locked down.
We should set a time for tomorrow and all send him a crap load of synchronized friend requests. Let him know we’re thinking of him. With love and such.
Fuck that.
Just send him a Phildo!
Likely another proud member of MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Team.
AMEN!Not everyone gets to meet their hero I raised mine (My marine). Wish I could say the same for Larry’s mom after this came to light I bet she wished she never gave birth to such a lying prick. New motto for birth control!Thanks to all of our active, retired, and fallen soldiers for their service. I’m ashamed that Larry would even think he could amount to what they are.
I haz a sad. You insulted the noble manatee!
I love this ass clown’s photos.
Straight up Heartbreak Ridge shit.
“Stitch Jones, gonna be rock and roll superstar”.
I like this blog a lot. Currently thinking of faking being a fake soldier/sailor (haven’t decided yet) just to be featured on stolen valor section. Sounds good?