Abel Cáceres; phony wounded Marine
Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Abel Cáceres, who claims that he was “scared, wounded, wandering in the desert” at about 15:00 in this video in which he was addressing graduating students last Spring in Colorado. At about 20:50 he says that he was cut off from his unit in Kuwait, that he was in “a fierce firefight, wounded and afraid. Alone. I was able to rejoin my unit”. Nevermind, I edited the video down to the relevant parts.
According to his records, he did participate in Operations Desert Shield and Desert Storm. He was a supply clerk in Headquarters Company, Headquarters and Service Battalion of the 2nd Force Service Support Group. He doesn’t have a Purple Heart Medal or even a Combat Action Ribbon which would verify that he was involved in a “fierce firefight”.
He left the Marine Corps as a Lance Corporal after four years of honorable service. It looks like he was a supply clerk the whole time, not that there’s anything wrong with that – unless you start making up stuff that you didn’t do and start using it to impress high school graduates.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Abel Cáceres? Seems to me that “Abel Mentiroso Cabron” fits better.
LSoS.
¡Palabra!
Cocksucker.
BOOM!!!!
Shack.
This “Academy” that has his video appears to be a squirrely outfit that exists to sell videos. Maybe they deserve each other.
Maybe some Diploma Mill that operates sans any accreditation?
I get Abel. I do. I was a supply clerk. I was in 1st FSSG. We are the pogiest pogs in pogville. But come on man! It’s less embarrassing than turning in to an embellishing piece of shit.
“Supply” may not be as sexy as other jobs, but the sexy guys without bullets and food wouldn’t be sexy for long if the supply guys fail them.
If he was a c-ration, he would be labeled “filet-o-shitbag.
That or “Smegma Soup”.
Miek: I was supply for 20 years and deployed with II MEF Fwd to Afg in 2013. For 5 months I sat there, ate at the DFAC and drank Green Beans coffee….on Saturday I went to Bastion and got pizza hut and a hadji bootleg movie. You’re right…there is no shame in saying “I was in Afg”. I was….I do NOT however make up tales of bravado and daring do. I was a POG, I did my time in a ‘shithole’ and I came home. End of story.
I’ve been a 12C, 11B and a 13F, and we couldn’t do our jobs sans Support Personnel, I couldn’t care less how much some meatheads talk trash about POGs, Combat Arms Units can’t operate without them, they always need Mechanics, Supply Types, Commo and all the others to keep running!
But,have you heard what the POGs say about the infantry?
Oh yes. Very colorful.
You did more than I did. But speaking of shitholes, my most harrowing story is being separated from my unit….in Tijuana.
I have a similar story about getting separated from my buddies during Fleet Week in downtown Manhattan before Rudy cleaned it up…that was some scary shit.
I pumped gas, so I feel you, mate
Hey, I was an Admin/Training Clerk REMF Stateside. Hey, at least I volunteered and served honorably. I’m proud of it.
There I was, surrounded by Rooskies, and I fought off an entire Soviet cruiser armed with nothing but a 1250….
Box-kickers do a vital job to be sure, but tip of the spear shit? Uh, no.
Tip of the Box Cutter?
I was in a fierce fire fight once until the fire department showed up…
by “fire fight” I mean that I went through the burning building getting people to stop BSing and GTFO….
LOL
That sounds like the meme for that anchor guy, something Williams.
Dude was wounded in his mangina during his sooper seekrit buttsekks ops at the Blue Oyster during “Operation Felching Badger”.
Abel Cáceres, hijo de la puta grande, CHINGA TE Y COMIDA MIERDA, puto! What else was he on, Operation Sphincter Weasel? Operation Anal Biscuit?
In his bullshit address in which he references God and what would God have him say to the children, he references himself as ‘coach’. Wonder if he is a coach at the academy?
Hey, ‘Coach’, those kids now know you for what you are. I’ll let you fill in the blanks.
¡Necesitamos “La Pared de Insultos” para este pendejete!
What a fuckwad! Be happy that you served, all jobs are important! Now you are just a lying cocksucker! Enjoy your internet fame there shitbird!
Drek. That’s what he is. Just drek.
As well as a smegma-filled Shmendrick!
haha! SOOO-PPLY! Bro, I was Supply for 20 years and there is no shame in the job. Do it to the best of your ability….and having a NAM as a coolie probably means he did it pretty well. Way to go jack ass….shit over your service.
CHI CHI MON. Is he from Florida
Interesting.
If you go to this site and scroll down, it looks as if he is in Administration at this Private Christian School (unless I have the wrong dude, but the picture sure does look like him, so if I am wrong, please correct me). He also “allows the
https://armadeiacademy.com/staff-page-administration/
“Mr. Caceres pledges every day to the Almighty that he will be a firm but fair representative of Arma Dei to each student that he interacts with whether it is on the athletic field, class room or common area. He has been entrusted with the care of your children, no matter what grade nor for how long a period of time and allows the Spirit of The Lord guide his actions. “Woe to the shepherds who destroy and scatter the sheep of my pasture!” declares the Lord.” Jeremiah 23:1”
I’mma just gonna throw this out there because we’ve seen it so much…
I’m sure he’s just trying to snuggle up to little boys or little girls.
I hope $1 I’m wrong, but we usually aren’t. There’s maybe someone else topping this phony shit sundae.
Hey ChipNASA, check the Chuck Hagel thread.
You are CLEARED HOT for the WOI, FIRE FOR EFFECT!!!
Thanks for the tip, API.
*EVERYONE*,
If you see a WOI request and I’ve missed it in the recent past, throw me a bone.
Thanks
😀 😀
I’ll just throw soup and cornbread at you, ChipNASA.
And I’ll blow you KISSES!
;-x
I was in the same Bn at the same time as a newly promoted Cpl in Comm Co, H&S Bn, 2dFSSG (now called MLG). Nothing to be ashamed of in deploying and doing your job, regardless of MOS.
Way to sh!t all over yourself and a good enlistment. Getting out as a LCpl isn’t a bad thing, just depends on cutting scores at the time and he had a NAM to boot.
Somebody needs to flush this turd from any interaction with school kids.
Arma Dei? Weapon of God?
My father-in-law was a supply guy with the Navy stationed on Adak Island during WWII. His stories of the brutally cold conditions would send chills up and down your spine. They constantly had to chip ice off of transport equipment. Do not think that supply guys always have it easy.
On the other hand, Abel Caceres is a putz who besmirches the good work supply folks do.
I know every Marine is a Rifleman…but c’mon man.
“As I led my Marines into combat”
– LCpl Cáceres (Supply)
Seems reasonable.
His Marines would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
MORBID curiosity, right?
This clown probably followed them into the men’s room.
^
This!
1000 Times, This!
Where have I heard a similar story..Oh yea, Joe Anan. Both left alone wandering in the desert during Desert Storm. Still waiting Joes proof he said was going to provide backing up his story. Probably going to be a long wait.
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dos_cervezas,_por_favor
21 years as a RuLing/TagLing, got my Dolphins, left with my Joint Commendation as the highest, did my part, had a good time, and a lot better for it. Screw these guys. People are impressed that I made it through DLI twice.
CTIC(SG) (Ret)
I wonder how many free hunts and shit he finagles with his bullshit?
Is Abel Cáceres a wounded Marine? No.
A real deal oozy ass turd? Yes.
In the rear with the gear, clean record, signed on the line and did his bit.
Then crapped all over it. STUPID. I say hit him with the Wall of Insults™®
We have a (Not API!) request for the Wall of Insults™® for Abel Cáceres.
Second?
Segundo!
Sorry, a day late and just happened across this.
We have a “Segundo!”.
Do we have an “Sí” vote’?
Aye.
And so it goes. Well Abel Cáceres., I certainly hope you enjoy your GOOGLE FAME®™!! You wanted attention and your wanted infamy, well you got it big boy. You just had to go FULL RETARDED SHRIVELED POTATO on a bunch of High Schoolers, didn’t you? So which is it, who were you trying to impress and snuggle up to? (Because as we all know around here at TAH, Stolen Valor and embellishing is just the cherry on the top of the shit sundae. Enjoy. Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! “Unable” Abel “Caca” Cáceres Phony Wounded Marine, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for abortion, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be… Read more »
Not yes, but HELL YES!
AMEN!
I was there from 3rd FSSG, attached to I MEF. If memory serves, 2nd never left their ships – they stayed off the coast as part of a feint to hold Saddam’s forces along the coast while the left hook swept through the desert. I could be wrong, I’ve slept since then.
Wonder why the 1st shipped him over to the 2nd just before the fighting broke out? Must be a good story in there somewhere.
Not sticking up for this guy but there were units from II MEF (FSSG/DIV) that were in country…we were opcon/adcon wtfevercon under I MEF though.
I dunno the politics, but a lot of us from Lejeune units were in the sand the entire time.
I was a Supply Administration and Operations Man. It was a damn important job. He should be proud of that.
But, no. He has to put himself in a firefight…in KUWAIT no less…to make himself sound like he did something important (in his mind, at least).
To all of you who did jobs like mine; you were IMPORTANT. Your job was heroic. You made a difference; because without you, the line dogs couldn’t have done the fighting.
God bless us REMFs
At least he found comfort in “the rod”. Way to motivate those grads with your ego and bullshit, buddy.