John Williams Adams Jr.; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies send us our last phony SEAL OF 2017, John Williams Adams Jr. As it happen so often these days, Mr Adams initially came to everyone’s attention bragging in social media;
Hoping everyone forgot about his first attempt, he tried it again a few days later with similar results;
He has a big-ass emblem on his cap;
The Navy said “Who?”
But, then on 2/27/2018, they, “Oh, that guy”. He served four years and got a bar to reenlistment;
Still not a SEAL.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
His emblem is almost as big as his man boobies. 🙄
can someone tally the fake SEALs for the year? I’m pretty sure it was at least one a day. Better yet, Jonn, can we get a “kill board” with tally’s for Ranger, SEAL, and SF/Delta claims?
The search function is your friend, but I would say “Lots, and too many.”
*grin*
I think you’re all jealous of fake Marines! There’s got to be more fake Marines than SEALs. Our uniform is so much better looking for cripe sake!!!!
USMC also has the tastiest crayons and glue. Way more colors than the other services and the glue bottles are a full quart!
Congratulations adams, you made the deadline. The last stinking phony SEAL of 2017, a prodigious record setting year for SEAL phonies.
Or.
Another fuck stick in a long line of fuck sticks.
We still have four hours.
A ratfuck who never did one day’s military duty wants to tell the world he’s a big bad navy SEAL. Well, you’re google-famous now, asswipe; enjoy your “fame”…
Florida. Again.
No tat, bike, vest, dog, doo rag?
He does have part of it according to his FB pictures. Vest, dog, single wide trailer with out of precedence flags on the little wooden lattice porch and worked as a Wal-Mart Greeter.
But I did do a recap of the final end of year posers/embellishers for the past five/six years. I think I see a pattern developing. The results are:
2012-Served three months, discharged E-1.
2013-Served 21 months, discharged E-2.
2014-Served 25 months, discharged E-1.
2015-Never served a day in uniform.
2016-Served six years, discharged E-4.
And now this turd for 2017 – Never served a day in uniform.
And I’m certain 2018 will continue at a breakneck pace with no rest for the weary.
Anyway, Happy New Year to you and the Mrs. and to all of our TAH brethren.
Is that a faded Trident tattoo on his lower left forearm? Or should I say loser left forearm
Sadly appropriate that the last poser of the year should be yet another phony SEAL. So many others. Too many of every stripe, but certainly a disproportionate number of SEAL wannabes.
Perhaps he’s a veteran of sorts…he could have earned those “love” beads during an audience participation stage show at the Pattaya Beach A-Bomb Boys Club…beating out a crowd of drunk Australians to claim top honors
/raised eyebrows/
Beating a crowd of drunk aussies huh…..not bloody likely, champ.
🙂
Michael Yon is wicked jealous right now.
JOHN WILLIAMS ADAMS JR. = ballsack working, taint tickling, smegma slurping, gerbil felching “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior” playing, STOLEN VALOR ASSCLOWN!
You’re GOOGLE FAMOUS now, BYTCH!
What did those fish ever do to him?
I’m not sure we want to know…seems a man who enjoys his snapper
Well, Adams, looks like you are the cherry to top off a long list of posin’ turd wanna-be SEALs of 2017. I want to formally wish you well with your hard-earned Google notoriety. You will be famous forever for generations of your family tree to admire. Was it worth it? What do you plan to tell your family?
That big old Trident on his hat reminds me of a certain poseur who is heavily medicated daily somewhere in Virginia.
My very best to all of my true brothers in arms who continue to call out those who would cheapen the sacrifices of the true warrior. All the best in 2018!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, Your Honor!
Happy New Year to you and your Family, Judge Hyatt!
Happy 2018, Judge!
Record year for seals here at TAH
I wonder what 2018 will bring
More fake Seals.
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
give ’em hell API!
as for mr fakie poo shit stain…
fake seal wanna be badass fucking twat lipped bitch tittied old fucknutt. your lot lizard momma should have swallowed!
He should have stayed a masturbation spoo stain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer.
A ” perennial” turd.
Clown.
Seems pretty much hat with large Trident=phony baloney. Good, makes it much easier.
Oh, and scuzznuts here could use a Bro.
Guy looks like Geoffrey Hughes (Onslow) of the brittish
series “Keeping up Appearances”.
Probably just as lazy also.
Oh for crying out loud…
Is that a PH upper right on the hat?
Gotta have a Purple Heart or you loose points.
Probably slapped this guy too soon. He wpould have grown many more poser traits had he not been caught before his full potential blossomed.
Navy SEALs always wear over-sixed Tridents on their ball caps!
LEGIT!
He’s over compensating for his mangina…
Looks like he caught 2 trouser trouts.
A 4 year E-2 who never left the training squadron. I’m sure that they saw that he’s be a danger to the fleet if he ever left.