Sam Roland; phony Green Beret
Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on this Sam Roland fellow. I guess someone caught him running his suck in social media;
So they got a FOIA on him;
They compared his picture to his records;
CMB w/ Star = False
Master Blaster Wings = False. He did earn basic Airborne
Silver Star = False
Bronze Star (out of order) = False
Legion of Merit w/ V device = False. V device on LOM is only awarded by Navy/USMC
Soldiers Medal w/ Oak Leaf = False
Purple Heart =False. Is that an Oak Leaf on there?
Air Medal = False
Joint Service Commendation Medal w/ V = False
Army Commendation Medal = False
Army Achievement Medal = Earned
Good Conduct Medal = False
National Defense Service Medal = Earned
Southwest Asia Service = False
Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal w/ arrowhead device = False
Global War on Terror Expeditionary Medal = False
Army Service Ribbon = Earned
Kuwait Liberation Medal =False
Kuwaiti Liberation Medal in distress (Upside down) = False
Foreign Jump Wings We can’t Identify = False
German Armed Forces Badge for Weapons Proficiency Silver (German: Schützenschnur) = False (This award comes in Bronze, Silver and Gold. He wears silver. If you’re going to lie, why not wear the gold and not the Silver? Go all out)
Ranger Tab = False
Special Forces Tab = False
3 rung ladder on his Marksmanship Badge? No SF guy would wear that.
Is that MP Brass on his collar? It’s not crossed arrows.
He did earn:
Expert Badge M-16
Expert Field medical Badge
Aircraft Crewman Badge
He legitimately earned an EFMB and parachutist wings but he still felt the need to make shit up.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
They have him as an “E4” on his DD 214, but he’s wearing SSG stripes.
Wow. Words fail me. Fortunately we have the WoI for just such an occasion, and one here so very deserving.
Well since Mr Dicktime here, let’s give him a hero’s salute.
We have a suggestion that the WOI be deployed for good old trigger dick Sam here.
Second?
Second!
I hereby second the motion! At least old quick dick here didn’t claim to be a SEAL!
Oh ya, Phuck Hymn!
I second that, do we get an “Aye”?
Aye!
Sam “SPAM” Roland, Ready your butthole, because you’re about to take a tomahawk missile right up the old wazoo (I bet you’d like that won’t you?) Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Samuel “Spam” Dean “Ween” Anthony “Yo Tony” Roland , phony Green Beret, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, Poster-child for abortion, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion.Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope… Read more »
Hallelujah!
A M E N …and very eloquent if I do say so.
Hallelujah anyway and Amen, Amen, Amen!!!!
so sorry to ask but, could you repeat everything after “sam”? thanks:)
I’m sorry Annabelle, You must have posted while I was posting 🙂 Dear lady, I will most certainly be able to accommodate your request. “Ahem….let’s see here….”After Sam”….OK ….here we go… (Sam) “SPAM” Roland, Ready your butthole, because you’re about to take a tomahawk missile right up the old wazoo (I bet you’d like that won’t you?) Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Samuel “Spam” Dean “Ween” Anthony “Yo Tony” Roland , phony Green Beret, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, Poster-child for abortion, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion.Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in… Read more »
OOH, a second round of The Official TAH Wall Of Insults®™!
… talk about “bounce the rubble” …
Clothing Sales has gift cards? He spent all his money on flare and not on Dress Blues.
Not sure but I think he qualified with the Bayonet, Flamethrower and Recoilless Rifle.
Not enough chest space for Expert Buffer Badge.
But does he have the highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge?
His “dick has more trigger time” sounds pretty gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. Sounds like his next line is “not gay, but $20 is $20”
I think “dick has more trigger time” was because he often pulls it or squeezes it himself while he waits in the truck stop bathroom.
What Sam Roland, phony Green Beret, that left the Army with no reserve obligation time, meant by “dick having more trigger time” is that he beat his dick the way Dennis Howard Chevalier, AKA Denny H. Chevalier beat his Ex-wives. 🙄 He beat his dick as if it owed him money. 🙄
Now be fair! Someone accused him of liking dick sandwiches and I had to defend him!
After all, he doesn’t like bread.
He likes it when “the boys” go balls deep on his ass…
SAM ROLAND = Cocksucker
The Jacobs Ladder under the qual badge is always the giveaway.
Damn, whole lot of phony bling and bullshit claims from this boy; he done fucked up…
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland, you done messed up, boy.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is not a Ranger.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is not Special Forces.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is only a sham-shield.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a sham.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a liar.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland tried to buy honor.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a loser.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland should have spent his money on booze.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland, enjoy your Google fame.
I read:
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is not a Ranger.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is not Special Forces.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is only a sham-shield.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a sham.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a liar.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland tried to buy honor.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a loser.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland should have spent his money on booze.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland, enjoy your Google fame.
COPY 5 BY 5!!!
And, to sum up, this POS is a valor thief.
Graybeard, Graybeard, Graybeard.
AW1Ed in the blind: Sam Roland is a poser wannbe. I repeat. Sam Roland is a poser wannabe.
Copy all Graybeard?
AW1Ed out.
AW1Ed, AW1Ed, AW1Ed.
I copy “Sam Roland is a poser wannabe.”
Repeat, I copy “Sam Roland is a poser wannabe.”
Clean copy?
Graybeard out.
Good copy Graybeard.
Standing by for next,
AW1Ed Out.
So if I were to repeat something like:
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is not a Ranger.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is not Special Forces.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is only a sham-shield.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a sham.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a liar.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland tried to buy honor.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland is a loser.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland should have spent his money on booze.
Samuel Dean Anthony Roland, enjoy your Google fame.
That would result in a number of Google®™ hits, wouldn’t it?
What is the rope thingy from his epaulet to his button? I saw a chick with something like that on Top Chef sometime ago, raised my curiosity but I dismissed it as some type of REMF bling since ya know a chick was wearing it.
It’s called a Schuetzenschnur, a German marksmanship badge. During the Cold War if you did a tour in Germany you often had the chance to earn one. I got mine (in bronze) in 1988 as a SP/4.
You have to qualify with multiple weapons and it’s not easy. I know we had to do the MG3 Machine Gun and the G3 rifle.
The MG3 is the modern equivalent of the WWII MG34 “Burp gun” and spits out about 1200 rnds/minute, so limiting your burst to 6 or 7 shots takes some practice.
It’s that hinged bipod that killed most of the folks trying to qualify with it when I got mine, they ignored the part about ‘really leaning into it hard’ and it cost them dearly. You qualified with the machine gun, G3 rifle, and P-1 (aluminum frame version of a P-38) as I recall.
OK, I’m jealous.
But that is a shooting award that I’d be proud to earn.
Better than the NRA Pro-Marksman even.
[should I tag that?]
It’s not easy. We had a few soldiers get theirs in Kosovo, and I don’t think any of them got better than a bronze.
I think when I got mine there was one person in our group who got silver, everyone else who qualified (including me) got bronze.
At each stage you have to qualify and your overall rating is whatever your lowest qualification was.
This also means that if you fail even one stage you failed the whole thing and walk away with nada.
Ours was done on a non-duty Saturday by a local VBK (Verteidigungsbezirkskommando) a Bundeswehr reserve unit and was optional for us (I was in HQ, 1st Armored Division at the time.)
We had at least 5 – 6 people who failed to qualify. So basically that meant they wasted a day-off Saturday for nothing.
Well, not nothing, I guess. Got to spend the day shooting guns and the VKK reserve unit did put out a pretty nice lunch spread for us (no beer for us, though, since we were ‘on duty.’)
OK, but how does a guy earn a German badge without leaving CONUS? Do the Germans come here to give the training and hold the quals? Inquiring minds want to know.
The simple answer is they don’t come here to give us marksmanship quals for the Bundeswehr. But since make-believe is this douche’s principal skill, he imagined a tour with the SF Bn at Bad Tolz along with that qual with the Germans.
As I’ve mentioned in other threads, it is possible to get a foreign award on US soil but IMO it’s a cheese-dick way to do it.
When I was at Bragg about every quarter or so USASOC would do “foreign wing” jumps out at Ste. Mere Eglise DZ. They would bring a liason officer from Jordan, or Germany, or Belize or someplace, and have him Jumpmaster a few sticks out of a CASA – 212 or similar contract aircraft. Then they’d get him to sign the manifest and award an “official” set of orders to the soldiers who jumped that authorized them the “foreign” badge (even though they jumped US equipment from a US aircraft on US soil.)
It was one of those things that is “legal because we say it’s legal.” IOW as long as the foreign country’s liaison is willing to play along (and why shouldn’t they? It doesn’t cost them anything) and they “legitimately” award the badge, the soldier could apply for permission to accept and wear it through the G1 of USASOC.
As I’ve said, it’s borderline dishonest but technically “legal.”
Well that’s actually pretty cool and good to know. And I thought it was going to be some Superpogue bling for being the CSM of Army recruiting or something to hang yourself with in the shitter after your fourth assignment to the pentagon or some such nonsense.
Whistle?
Is there any explanation for the only 2 years and 8 months of service that doesn’t involve misconduct? Maybe an injury? 2 years 8 months seems an awfully odd enlistment period.
His reserve obligation time is zeroed out, with prior inactive service listed on his DD 214. He may have been administratively separated for something related to misconduct.
I had to escort a couple of Soldiers (checking out) that got chaptered, who didn’t get Article 15s or Court Martialed, but they got chaptered for issues that the unit didn’t want to bring to NJP. The issues were serious enough to fit one of the discharge chapters, and even got blessed by JAG.
Both exercised poor judgement and seriously stepped on their dicks.
As a retired Career Counselor, I can tell he was chaptered out of the Army. He was either USAR or NG, based on his 4 months 1 day prior service and 1 year 9 months inactive service. Still well short of his 8 year MSO when his active time is added. His prior active would have covered basic and a two month AIT, so he had another MOS. Either an NGB 22 or a DA-2 would show his NG or USAR time. Then came active duty as a 91B, no overseas tours or deployments; but displaying a nice incorrect stack of awards. Most likely got a General Discharge, that’s why he doesn’t have MSO Time. Doesn’t look like he lost rank, so no bad conduct discharge. Bottom half of the 214 would help if you could see his codes. Ruined what service he did have by being a POS.
Sam ‘Trigger Dick’ Roland is an embellishing turd that deserves to be mocked at every opportunity.
EFMB and he’s not satisfied? They don’t exactly hand those out like candy. I would LOVE to get a shot at even TRYING to qualify for an EFMB.
Roland, Roland. Not THIS Roland.
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
BDA is 65%. Come round for a second pass. Bring Willie Pete. Fire for effect.
Jonn,
I’m guessing that he is sporting MP crossed pistol brass.
He’s standing next to an officer wearing MP brass.
OK let’s see what do we have here an 18DVW9.
Nope! Just a lying pussy in need of a cunt kick!! Enjoy your internet fame shitbird!
His AFEM has an arrow head, so I’m guessing that he’s telling everyone that he jumped into Panama to get his combat jump.
I see all that fruit salad and I just have one question: Does he get fries with that?
The bottom line is that practically everything he is wearing on his uniform is unearned by him. I think he rates one row of ribbons, novice jump wings, and a marksmanship badge.
Looks like there’s MFF Wings, also.
And possibly a Combat Diver Badge
The FX wings like similar to ROK. Any 96D Analyst “Squints” to look at the handheld imagery ?
Go Army! One day we will catch up to all the phony seals! They can’t evade us forever.
Question for the forum: Why the condemnation of multiple bars on the marksmanship awards?
When I was active duty, I handled awards for my battalion. There were endless questions to me about checking award regs when soldiers thought someone had given them the bad scoop. I would find the reg section that applied and copy it for them. Most of the time it was “See? Your Sergeant had it right. I highlighted the rule for you”. Once in awhile it was “Yup. That’s wrong. See? If you politely show him this, it might change his mind.”
One of the most often was “Qualifications expire”. Yes and no. Units have to re-qual periodically, but the regs (at least then) said you kept one until you requaled otherwise. Theoretically, that initial entry training “grenade” bar was a life award, unless you threw again another qual course later and scored different. (Adjutant concurred. I won money on that one, several times, from some surprisingly senior folks.)
The other was “tracks”. “Up to three on one” was the rule I read, and the Adjutant agreed. (More money won, later.) I had three, and I have an official photo of me wearing Expert with three. Since the CSM sent me for the picture after inspecting me, I figured it was definitely proper.
So When I read the “no legit X would wear three”. I have to wonder if the rules changed, or we morphed into dis-respecting skill at arms while simultaneously going the other way on ribbons. (Or did everyone decide the qualifications were mostly bogus?) Or is it just too pedestrian for the higher-speed folks? I was rather proud of mine, feeeling I had fairly earned it, but now I have to wonder if things have majorly changed.
OK. Trivial stuff to most of you. Granted. Stipulated. I wasn’t a superstar, just determined to do a decent job of what I did. But why the seeeming disdain for marksmanship awards, especially multiples?
I can’t wager an opinion on Army mentality but I ran into a similar situation. Frequently I would meet Senior Enlisted Corpsmen, many were IDC’s, who would never put legit combat action ribbons in their rack. Universally the reason was that they were in pure support roles when they were awarded and did not want to misrepresent or have to explain themselves to junior guys who got them the hard way by running convoys, casevac air crew, and line infantry.
It was a point of pride to not wear them. I suspect some similar logic is at play with this. Like maybe they feel it is unnecessary and repetitive self aggrandizement.
Thanks.
Most officers and senior NCO’s in the Army stop wearing marksmanship badges at some point. As and officer, I was told you are assumed to be able to shoot effectively if you are in charge of training and leading a bunch of trigger pullers. I wore a marksmanship badge in ROTC. I don’t think I ever wore one, even as a butter bar, once I went on active duty, even though I qualified with the M-60 and the M-16. Besides, the last time I qualified with the M-16, I think one of my NCO’s pencil-whipped me up to Expert.
The EFMB is a tough badge to earn.
Fuck this guy.
Got a little Mathew Beck going on.
Shitbag.
He doesn’t deserve the name Roland. I move that from this point on he simply be referred to as “Trigger Dick.”
Second?
Second,
“Quick” Trigger Dick.