Brian Culp; still stealing valor
COB6 wrote about Brian Eugene Culp nine years ago when he was sent to jail in San Antonio, Texas for pretending to be a Mogadishu Ranger with a Bronze Star Medal for Valor and two Purple Heart Medals.
Three years later, he violated probation and went back to jail for another year after serving nine months.
The judge remanded Culp back into custody and forwarded his case for a final revocation hearing before U.S. Magistrate Judge John Primomo — who had given Culp a break in the past before sending him to jail in August 2010 after Culp failed to follow orders of the probation office.
Primomo sentenced Culp in 2009 to three years of probation, but Culp disobeyed his probation officers and was kicked out of a halfway house for insolence, lying, intimidation and other misbehavior. That resulted in Primomo handing him a nine-month jail sentence.
Folks down there tell us that he has continued to fool well-meaning folks, taking in the accolades meant for real veterans. In fact, game wardens recently caught him hunting with a Super Combo hunting license which is available at no cost to disabled veterans in Texas after he poached an eight point, 157-inch, 262 pound (218 dressed) buck.
On May 19, Culp pled no contest in Justice of the Peace Court in Whitesboro to a charge of hunting without a valid license. Civil restitution was estimated at $6,242.35.
That boy ain’t right.
Thanks to OldManchu for the link.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Sounds like Brian Eugene Culp is very culpable, and possibly likes to gulp some as well.
As in he likes to gulp down juicy bananas behind The Blue Oyster? I hear he also does winos behind bus stops for a nickel apiece!
$6242.35 is unbelievably low for what he did. Grayson county is archery only…I wonder if he used a bow. What a shitbag.
I don’t know how to post it but the same picture exists un-cropped. He has a compound rig laying on the side of the deer, but who knows if he actually killed it with a bow or just propped it up in the picture. You know… like his purple hearts. Maybe this link will work:
https://www.facebook.com/Chaz1289
Here is a “Rods For Soldiers” post in 2015 where Culp has ripped off another good cause.
By the way, he goes by Chaz Culp now. Good grief. He apparently isn’t going to stop anytime soon.
https://www.facebook.com/RodsRorSoldiers/posts/1026232784078300
Good info…what a douche. Has that photo up and bragging about putting that mount on the wall. I read the Rods posts too. Looks like he’s not real smart.
Chaz Culp?
Is that anything like Jizz Gulp?
It will be when he goes back to prison.
When he’s sucking down a ghey whey shake at the BTJT Deli…
He still thinks he is legit…
Too Legit to Quit?…
So how in the hell did he pick up the tag with no proof
The dude is a major scam artist. About 8 years ago he even had a fake military I.D. he made that worked well enough to get onto area military bases.
The hell of it all, is that he did have Honorable service long before he fucked it all up.
Desert Storm veteran with legit CIB and some high speed duty assignments in airborne units later on.
But it just wasn’t enough.
According to his first sergeant a lot of that was BS, too.
Wow – figures. Maybe even I’m scammed on the basics. I do know for a fact he was in a reserve unit, but went active duty in 1990 and served with 3/502 (101st) in Desert Storm.
Beyond that I don’t know for fact anything about his service. I did get to personally hear his Mogadishu story though. Lol.
He also used to carry a limp around our town because “he was shot through the knee with an AK-47 during the battle of Mogadishu.”
What a jackass his time has to be coming up
Too bad we can’t make that come true for him.
But then, with the advances in medical care kneecapping a jerk just doesn’t have the lasting impact it once did.
Maybe a free vasectomy with some #9 shot?
Or with a dull rusty knife blade.
He’s in Texas, right? Lots of hogs down there. Big hogs. Feral and mean.
Let the hogs take him down.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/22/east-texas-man-takes-down-416-pound-wild-hog-in-backyard.html
If not, Arkansas is just a hop-skip-and-a-jump north, and there’s a boar razorback just dying to make his acquaintance.
I hereby make an official motion for Brian Culp to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.
Oh hell yes I can’t wait! He is more overdue than an E-4 and their first AAM!
I shall second (or even third) the motion!
Yes I don’t think that good ole’ Brian as received it yet as the posts on him predate the WOI.
We have a nomination, a second and a third. Do we have an “AYE” vote?
Fucking aye!
Or is that, “Dilly dilly!”
OK, HEY BRIAN, OPEN WIDE and NO TEETH!!! or you’ll get SMACKED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A PIPE!! Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Brian Eugene “Cum Gulp” Culp , NOT a Ranger, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, Poster-child for abortion, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion.Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile… Read more »
AMEN, AMEN, A-A-AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!!!
ChipNASA…you IS da Man!
A warm cup of soup and very hearty handshake will correct this issue.
I think a good beat down behind the barracks would tune his attitude a bit. Maybe not enough, but then the second one either fixes them or sends them AWOL.
Roger that!
That or a good old-fashioned Blanket Party or three!
If he was a reservist called to active duty -the reserves don’t have Airborne infantry-the only reserve infantry unit is in PR. The National Guard has Infantry and Combat Arms Troops and SF also.
He was a laundry specialist in the Reserves. He wasn’t called to active duty. He volunteered and went through Benning. 11B. Got assigned to 3/502nd while they were already in Desert Shield. Came home with that unit after Desert Storm. This I know for a fact.
I’m definitely not defending this sack of shit believe me. After 1991 I don’t know what became of him until he showed up limping and talking “Black Hawk Down 2 Purple Hearts Bronze Star Ranger” bullshit!
He’s definitely a prick and was only getting started in his phony rip off scams from well meaning hunting and fishing veteran organizations.