Jeffrey Brian Muise; phony SEAL

| June 15, 2017

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, Jeffrey Brian Muise who claims to have served in the Navy as a SEAL with Team 2;

He wears a SEAL Trident on his hat and he has the money to buy T-shirts in order to prove his claims;

The Navy doesn’t remember his career the same way that Jeffrey remembers;

Muise served in the Navy for four honorable years as a machinist mate, he left with the rank of MM3 (E-4), a Sea Service Medal, a Good Conduct Medal, but no SEAL Training, no service with SEAL Team Two.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Graybeard

Honorable service now covered in shame.

ChipNASA

I think it’s spelled *s*h*i*t

11B-mailclerk

Gotta love that Special High-Intensity Training!

Mayhem

I think he was the Director Innovative Programming Special High Intensity Training (DIPSHIT)

Skippy

I’m stealing this

👍. 👍. 👍. 👍. 👍

NormanS

Given that Jeffrey Brian Muise is a quack, could it be that he meant that he was a Navy Teal?

Graybeard

Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee right then.

Deplorable B Woodman

(THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!!!!!)
BRAVO!! BRAVO!!

Daisy Cutter

Wait a second – he works at the post office?

Didn’t we just have another fake SEAL that works at the post office?

Yes, yes. “Butch” Belanger http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=72236

Do all Navy SEALs go into the US Postal Service after the military? There’s a huge sleeper cell of operatives?

I deeply appreciate those individuals that serve in the US Postal Service. I’m sorry that these individuals brought discredit upon themselves and I hope that did not use their false service claims as leverage for their employment there.

Butch is retired but it appears that Jeff works at Glouchester, MA. His supervisor should know if he made any false claims and if they played a part in employment or advancement.

Silentium Est Aureum

Not all SEALs work at the Post Office after they retire. Just the MIB guys.

And oh yeah, fuck that skimmer puke POS.

The Old Maj

I know a guy who spent nearly his whole career in the Army in Ranger BN’s and then when he retired went to work at the Post Office. It’s not unheard of that someone would work special operations for two decades then work at the Post Office, just a little odd.

riflemusket

Interesting Postal Service connection. Yep I see alot of them. We had a guy here at my postal facility who claimed Vietnam era Seal. Turned out it was a lie. Plus his stories never added up. He transferred up north somewhere and continued his tales of daring do! Well someone made him famous, as his name ended up appearing on the old POW network. Turns out he was a dental tech in the Navy for 2 years.

The Old Maj

I actually served with the guy I am talking about. He did an ROTC assignment right before retirement. I thought he was kidding about the post office thing till he did it. That was in 2004 and he is still doing it last I heard. His motivation was to stay local in an area without many jobs and then double dip.

Eden

Nothing wrong with that!

Combat Historian

This is getting tiresome. I think we should just move on to the most logical solution; the Navy should just include BUD/S as part of its boot camp requirements at Great Lakes. That way, EVERYBODY who completes naval basic training is BUD/S qualified. Problem solved…

Combat Historian

I was on a long road trip back in ’13 when you put that one out, so I missed it. See what happens when you miss out on even one day of TAH ?

Combat Historian

Jonn, I must have read that and replied during my road trip back in 2013; shows that I’m a loyal reader even when I’m on the road 🙂

Graybeard

CH – remind me to never, ever, ever tell Jonn that I missed reading something.

He remembers way too much…

Skippy

I’m not or have I ever claimed to be Navy
That being said, I’m glade that turd is gone

BHWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ex-PH2

Harbor seal, spots and all.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Now that’s a real, deal seal… and cute too!

sbalm

This BUD/S for you.

Speaking of which…

PROCTOLOGIST: Nurse, go get me a light.

Nurse leaves the room and comes back with a beer.

PROCTOLOGIST: No, no. I wanted a Butt Light.

Eden

Well played! Those were some of the best commercials ever!

OldManchu

A perfectly cooked plain and tasty cheeseburger. Yet instead of enjoying the simplicity and honor in it all, Jeffrey Bryan Muise had to go smear a handful of shit all over it.

Way to go dumbass!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Jeffy-boi couldn’t be happy with serving as an MM3… had to go BALLS DEEP with the SEAL claims.

You’re GOOGLE famous now, JEFFREY BRIAN MUISE…

HT3 '83-'87

Oh, hell yeah I’m gonna weigh on this jerk. He’s from my era where about all the decorations they were handing out were GC’s & SSR’s. We stood nose to nose with Rooskies and made them blink…be proud of that! But no…$25 at your local flea market doesn’t make you a SEAL. Its makes you a POS!!! Enjoy the Google fame Jeffery Brian Muise you fake, phony, wannabe, and never was a SEAL.

ChipNASA

Well the more I look at this smarmy “Masshole” with his claims and he’s such a hero and “Legend” in his own mind, I’m of a mind to consider this fucktard for the WoI. Maybe.
It’s getting late in the week and I haven’t whipped it out yet.
*smirks*

Bill M

I’ll second that.

Usafvet509

Motion formally extended

ChipNASA

OK that was an informal request but seeing as how we have a Second and a Formal Extension also allowed, will be considered an “AYE” fort per TAH Robert’s Rules, STAND FAST….STEADY…..STEADY…..annnnnnnnnndd Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Jeffrey Brian Muise; phony SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, baby unit, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty… Read more »

26Limabeans

“Masshole”
Gloucester. Moonbats galore.

Silentium Est Aureum

Springfield. If Worcester is the asshole of the earth, Springfield is 40 miles up it.

CB Senior

Gloucester is Drunks and Junkies.
Moonies too.

Graybeard

Moonies are still around? Really?

Green Thumb

A good rank release of gas will get them moving….

Green Thumb

I bet he also left the service with a mouth of semen.

What a tool.

Dave Hardin

Row Row Row your boat
Gently down the stream
You are not a Navy SEAL
So you can kiss my ass

Nothing says “Operator” more than some pussy paws tattoos

Daisy Cutter

I have a paw tattoo on my lower back. I got drunk one night and my homies said it would prove my manhood.

Now I’m rethinking it.

Daisy Cutter

Sad part about it is when I bend over my shirt hikes up and people can see it.

Now I’m seriously considering getting a Romper.

It’s a slippery slope.

Skippy

Like ^^^^*

Now that a Nurery rhyme

Skyjumper

Here’s the only “Trident” this puu-say ever earned.

Lying bastard.

https://jetimages.azureedge.net/md5/7537cfc247fb710df3479384a308904a.500

Skippy

Oh Boy it Raining Seal again

BHWHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !

When are they going to learn

Non Cedo Ferio

I’m getting burnt out on all these posers. I held four MOS three primary , one duty wether in garrison or deployed. I always seemed to be in a support role for many units include SOF. In Iraq My point is that I actually enjoyed and was proud of what I did. I met SMA William O Wooldridge after a talk he gave at USASMA. He said in that talk that no matter what job we had we be proud of and do well for the good of the service. Never forgot that. These posers take a seemingly opposite view that the Only Job that matters is the high speed ones. Not only do they insult SOF personnel and veterans as a whole. But those of us who do what we are best suited for. Who may just like what we do in or off the battlefield . It’s really wearing on me. Sorry for the rant. I feel better now

Skippy

Exactly ^^^^^

I enjoyed what I did and have never looked back

Skippy

Jeffry Brain Muise, You serverd

You did something that most don’t do

Be proud of your service

Non Cedo Ferio

Truth!!!

Skyjumper

Jeffrey Muise, you scobblelotcher! Thy vile canker-blossom’d countenance curdles milk and sours beer!”

Scobblelotcher…..word of the day. 😉

Concerned citizen
Usafvet509

While not proud of my status as a crankstepper, I am content to say, I SERVED, plain and simple. I was young and stupid, and made a mess of my time in uniform. However, I served when few would. 0.45% of the population served in the opening years of GWOT

Skippy

👍. 👍.

Non Cedo Ferio

Thanks for stepping up and serving!!

Eden

It sounds as though you learned from your mistakes, and you’re not embellishing or whitewashing anything. That right there says a lot.

HMC Ret

You had an enviable career that required no ‘improvement’ but you crapped all over it. Now you will be Google famous for the wrong reason until the end of time. Why?