Girard David Pugsley III aka JJ Pugsley, Not a Navy SEAL

| January 30, 2017

The staff at militaryphony.com send us their case on Girard Pugsley.  It seems that many people were under the impression that he was a Navy SEAL.

He is active in the MMA (Mixed Martial Arts community).  For some reason people got the impression that he completed training to become a Navy SEAL, our guess is its things like this that probably had something to do with it:

There are many other reasons for all this misunderstanding.

Of course his records and their investigation show something entirely different.

Apparently, Mr. Pugsley did attempt to become a Navy SEAL.  That is more than most can ever say.  However he was dropped from the program before he completed the basic school required to serve as a Navy SEAL.  Probably the claim of him being a Combat Diver is some kind of misunderstanding as well.  In any event, QM2 Pugsley has come forward to admit that he was not a Navy SEAL and should have been more pro active about correcting the claims that he was.

You can see the rest of their case on this guy HERE.

We are just glad that we have this opportunity to help him  clear all that up.  As of yesterday, he seems to be very concerned about people having the false impression that he served as a Navy SEAL.

 

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Silentium Est Aureum

False impression that he gave.

Whoopsie.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I’m guessing that his “false impression” is going to cost him his employment and career.

“Geez, boss… I’m sorry that I gave you a “false impression” about my background in the Navy?”

“YOU’RE FIRED – HERE’S YOUR SHIT!”

desert

“should have come forward to admit he was not a Navy Seal”, no you lying bastard, you shouldn’t have claimed it in the first place!!!!

QM1

I think I remember running into this guy and a few other EOD guys that he was with back around fall of ’04 in the food court in the NEX at North Island. I have no clue why he would have felt the need to add in all the extra SEAL crap. EOD guys always had my respect.

SGT Ted

Seals are Marine Mammals right?

Ex-PH2

I’m sorry, but I can’t help myself. Does he have a sister named Wednesday?

MrBill

First thing I thought of too. 🙂

IDC SARC

First think I thought of was Morticia. Wo0f!

IDC SARC

*thing…but not “Thing”lol

Mick

And does Lurch press out that finely tailored MMA martial arts costume for him and also trim his mandatory poser ‘special operator’ beard?

A Proud Infidel®™

What will his cousin It say to him at the next family reunion?

Madconductor

Other than the SEAL lies and his foray into combat diving, he seems to have had honorable service. Why would anyone want to f@”k that up?

OldManchu

Tiny penis most likely.

IDC SARC

He failed BUDS….but still self-identifies as a SEAL

WorkingDog

No, my friend: BUD/s failed *him*.

I wonder if anyone ever asked why a former SEAL would take so many wannabe Coolguy classes after serving?

IDC SARC

He’s not a former SEAL.

WorkingDog

Duh. The point is seeing “SEAL” followed by
“Remedial CQB for Beginners” is, uh, kinda suspicious. Even more so since I doubt many in NSW would have kind words for MidSouth after the “incident.”

IDC SARC

When you said BUDS failed him, I misinterpreted that and was expecting some follow on sob story. My mistake. 🙂

WorkingDog

Nope. The shit show that is his “résumé” is marvelous. It’s like he can’t decide between bolstering and sheer bullshit. Is he referring to “SPAWAR” when he writes “SPARWAR”? And a peek down the rabbit hole reveals that he’s also a “qualified sniper instructor” (but not a SEAL; he did train them, though) and has conducted operations in 80 different countries — according to his bio on the ironically named “Ronin” Training Institute (paging Sean Bean…). One wonders if his business partner Jeremiah Sipes — who has “an excellent sense of driving techniques” — really is former Marine Recon….? http://fierce-springs-76462.herokuapp.com

WorkingDog

Please, oh please, Mr. Shipley, take this case.

Tman

Lol, nice attempt from him trying to make it seem like an innocent mistake.

It was more than the impression he’s trying to give that it was other people’s fault that people thought he was a SEAL.

As seen above, he himself was promoting that he was a Navy SEAL on his own website profile.

An imposter and fake, nothing less.

OldManchu

Exactly. Like he was confused and innocent.

“I was an 11C for 3 years but I thought I was a Green Beret for 20. My bad.”

sj

What is a “Marine Mammal Systems Operator”?

Silentium Est Aureum

Dolphin handler.

sj

Huh? That conjures up so many disturbing visions.

Like at Sea World?

Martinjmpr

*DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES*

Seriously, how does one “operate” a dolphin?

IDC SARC

The SARC community had some of these billets but we scrubbed them years ago. The training involved the military use of marine mammals, beyond that it’s mostly classified.

They occasionally released films to the public showing dolphins laying mines or acting as antipersonnel instruments.

Green Thumb

Maybe he is hanging out with this dirtbag: Nikko. Getting their “dolphins” on…..

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=36800&cpage=4

ChipNASA

This…. but on the receiving end. KIND OF NSFW)

http://www.theactivetimes.com/human-humping-dolphin-threat-divers

Green Thumb

I bet “His Gayness, The Jayness” Big “Gay” Jay Kerwin could step in and full fill the role.

These tools have a lot in common.

Big Gay Jay Kerwin could work him out and Girad here could pound on Big Gay Jay.

Turds.

Devtun

An actual real Naval Special Warfare operator died yesterday during a raid in Yemen. This guy is a whale dropping.

IDC SARC

Yeah, waiting on the name.

RIP

ex-OS2

Cocksucker.

Mick

Request immediate re-attack.

ex-OS2

Fucking cocksucker.

Fjardeson

And the cannon-cockers have another interesting morning. Fire mission!

Just An Old Dog

Romeo 2 Charlie this is Charlie 11 fire mission Over!

Grid 5621 8374

Shit Bag in open

Direction 1750.

3 rounds WP in effect

Mick

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

There we go; back in proper synch…

Forest Green

Poachin’ Bastard!

Mick

Aye.

Mick

ex-OS2:

Looks like we have a phony SEAL in the open for you this morning.

Please proceed inbound ASAP; you’re cleared hot.

Green Thumb

Tool.

Green Thumb

Dude also looks like he is all about the low-hanging fruit.

I am also curious as to what subject he is taking PhD-level coursework?

IDC SARC

He’s already calling himself Professor.

IDC SARC

http://www.badboynutritionsa.co.za/jj-pugsley-studying-neuropsychology-to-aid-fellow-veterans/

Says he’s studying Neuropsychology…but, he’s already calling himself a professor.

Joseph Williams

Calling himself professor is from earning his Black belt in BJJ. Joe

IDC SARC

Is that customary in BJJ? I haven’t studied BJJ, but I have studied with some seriously advanced Grand Masters, none of which used such a title.

I’m not arguing with you, just curious.

IDC SARC

I work with an instruct lot of barrel chested freedom fighters on Fort Bragg. None of the BJJ practitioners I just talked to use the term professor for an Instructor, but I was told that is used in Japanese Ju Jitsu.

Again, not my expertise.

IDC SARC

cripes…pardon the typos…I’m working and commenting on the fly

HMCS(FMF) ret

“Manhole Inspection Techniques”? “Fractured Taint Therapy”? “Stolen Valor Claims”?

All seem to be appropriate for GIRARD DAVID PUGSLEY III(aka: JJ PUGSLEY).

Enjoy the fame, assclown!

RGQ

Maybe another DRG new hire! He’s their hand-to-hand cumbat specialist.

ChipNASA

aka Hand to Gland combat

lily

Doesn’t this meet the criteria for stolen valor since he’s telling these lies to make money?

ChipNASA

I’m not seeing it. Insofar as I can’t see but one profile photo and can’t comment.

IDC SARC

Looks like he already went into damage control mode

Martinjmpr

Uses the name “Raoul Duke” on his FB – which means he’s also appropriating Hunter Thompson’s nom de plume/alter ego.

Classy move, dumbass.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Probably looking for a “career” in the pr0n industry as a “fluffer”

ex-OS2

“Probably looking for a “career” in the pr0n industry as a “fluffer””

or cocksucker.

HMCS(FMF) ret

thanks for filling in the “blank” ex-OS2… you do it with such style!

🙂

Green Thumb

Yeah.

This turd is more like “Raoul Puke”.

IDC SARC

D-Bag 2d Class

IDC SARC
IDC SARC

http://www.factoryxmuaythai.com/Home/Reviews

He’s throwing out Marine Recon here as well..he’s taught them all.

Joseph Williams

An old trick in Martial Arts. One or several LEO or SFs take private lessoms from the phony. You teach these people your style. Joe

IDC SARC
IDC SARC

they’re damage controlling there too.lol

ChipNASA

Ass-master

Ex-PH2

Gas passer.

Green Thumb

I wonder if he could beat Gidduck in a fight?

IDC SARC
IDC SARC

“Black Belt Professor under Dean Lister, JJ “Manimal” Pugsley, is a former pro MMA fighter with a 4-0 record. JJ teaches defensive tactics/ground fighting to Law Enforcement Officers from such agencies as the US Border Patrol & the San Diego & Denver Police Departments, as well as members of elite military units like Marine Force Recon, US Navy SEALS & Navy EOD.”

Mick

‘Manimal’?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

More like ‘ASSCLOWN’.

Green Thumb

The only thing this turd teaches is: “Ball-Working 101”.

Word has it that if you sign up for the class on the All-Points Logistics Distance Learning website, you will get 20% off and qualify for job placement.

lily

Why does his DD214 say he has a Global War On Terrorism Expeditionary Medal when he has no foreign or sea service? Isn’t that supposed to be the Global War On Terrorism “Service” Medal? Must be a typo.

IDC SARC

he has a sea service ribbon….which doesn’t tell you he did anything but at least support the GWOT OCONUS for at least 90 days

IDC SARC

according to his DD214 he also doesn’t shoot very straight

IDC SARC

…and wasn’t in long enough to requal and upgrade those shooting badges of shame

IDC SARC

Kinda funny he says he went to Combatant dive School…which a SEAL doesn’t need because dive phase is in BUDS, but doesn’t mention Basic Airborne or MFF which are actually follow ons that all SEALS have to attend.

IDC SARC

There were SEALS in my class at benning…so….nah

SSG E

None in mine (2013), just SEAL support folks – I’d heard they started their own static line jump school in the early 2000’s some time, since they weren’t excited about how the Army crams three days of training into three weeks. For nimrods like me, that extra practice was vital, but for guys like that, it was probably a total waste of time…

IDC SARC

I remember some went to Lakehurst, and some Recon HMs were lucky enough to go there too…but that shut down.

IDC SARC

SEALs have their own JM course(s). I had a billet there, but our funding was cut, so I didn’t get to go. The Army command I was with needed JMs, but wouldn’t fund me, because I was a in the Navy Detachment. SARCs are bahstid children, everybody want ya to deploy, but they don’t want to fund your schools. At least the pipeline now ensures the most needed basic schools are attended.

just some feller

Not mine, but there were some Force Recon ahead of us … somewhere.

One morning around September/October 1980 a huge “FORCE RECON” banner was hanging from one of the arms of the 250 tower.

Bad ass!

sj

Mine too in ’63. They drove the Black Hats nuts. They’d be told to drop and do 25. They’d say “That’s all? Can I do 50?”

rgr769

There were two SEALS in my platoon at Ranger School. We loved those guys, as you could always count on them to do their part and then some. They always volunteered to swim the rope across the water obstacle we had to bridge or cross. Unfortunately they did not get the tab because they could not pass at least half of their leadership positions, especially in Florida where we were operating as an infantry platoon in CI ops.

ex-OS2

It is obvious that Pug isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

IDC SARC

That’s being very kind. 🙂

Claw

Wasn’t there a trained dolphin named Darwin in the TV show seaquestDSV?

Maybe that’s who JJ self-identifies as.

Ha Ha. JJ/Darwin Award Winner/Manimal. Great comparison.

But Pugsley does look like the adult version of Wesley Crusher/Wil Wheaton, so he’s got that going for him.

Dumbass. (In my best BMC Red Forman voice)

Daisy Cutter

Green Thumb

More like “Day of the Dildo”.

I could see Girard here taking the lead hole…er….I mean “role”.

NavyEODguy

Many, many moons ago the Navy/USMC had a combat swimmers course. The faker is way too young to even attempt to claim that as part of his training.

Back in the early days Navy EOD incorporated both the combat swimmer and diver training into the school. In the mid to late 90s the diving phase was “pipeline” training, specifically for EOD, and is still in Panama City, FL.

These days if a guy is “preselected” for Navy EOD training, his training starts in bootcamp. Extra PT and a lot of swimming. In this case, from day one in bootcamp, to diver training, to EOD School, to jump school (FT Benning), to small squad tactics, to direct action training, it can be well over a year before you get to your first duty station as a qualified EOD Tech.

Then there’s getting teamed up, team training and team certification before you deploy.

The Marine Mammal System (MMS) program at one time belonged to the SEALs. IIRC the MMS transferred to Navy EOD in the late 80s. At the time, MMS consisted of seals and bottle-nosed dolphins. They were used for various underwater purposes, but I will only get into one role (I’ve been out for almost 2 decades and some programs/roles were classified when I got out).

The one role (unclassified) is the use of both type animals in an underwater mine counter measures mission. They are trained to locate objects underwater that have a mine-like appearance, whether a bottom laying sea mine or a buoyant type in the water column.

EOD has billets for SUPPORT types community wide, including the MMS. However, during my active duty days only EOD Techs were MMS handlers. This faker, being in the Navy when he was, as a QM2 tells me he was a support type.

Probably the closest this idiot got to being a MMS handler was as a small boat driver or helping to feed them.

IDC SARC

Recon Corpsmen also supported the Marine Mammal Program. as I said though, we scrubbed those billets out in the 90s.

rgr769

About forty years ago I attended the USMC Amphibious Recon Course at Little Creek, VA. Those jarheads smoked us everyday. Suddenly, we had to do flutter kicks in addition to push-ups. But it paid off when we had to get in the water with swim fins. I still have the beach survey map we made. With that said, I would never claim to be a combat swimmer or marine recon.

IDC SARC

Good old days. I’d get a lot more done these days if I had a platoon sergeant again. Lol

MSGT_RET

I knew someone from my former rating community would eventually have to disgrace himself. It was overdue.

Dave Hardin

Pugsley took Thing to operate Flipper? Pervert.

Green Thumb

Surprised this turd does not have a poster of this kid on his wall….

Mark Lauer

It’s amazing how many of these guys have websites that MISTAKENLY list them as SEALS

ex-OS2

Multiple websites with typo’s….

USAF Ret

It is all Kerry’s fault. If he had designed the internet better there would not be all of these mistakes.

But then again he might have designed it that way for himself.

ConcernedVeteran
IDC SARC

I notice he’s not addressing the Combatant Diver claims. Replacing the lie that you’re a SEAL with another lie that you’re a Combatant Diver is still a lie.

ConcernedVeteran

His excuses are sad

Green Thumb

I read it.

This tool now rates: ET-1.

Extra Turd 1st Class. Or No Class.

Maggot.

D

I wonder if this guy got into dolphins a la Malcolm Brenner. See here: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/i-sex-dolly-dolphin-year-long-5084025

IDC SARC

I notice he’s not addressing the Combatant Diver claims. Replacing the lie that you’re a SEAL with another lie that you’re a Combatant Diver is still a lie.

IDC SARC

oops…wrong target

rgr769

I’ll bet he knows how to polish someone’s dolphin.

QM1

I remember meeting that guy in San Diego! He was EOD, I have no idea why he felt the need to go the extra mile with adding in all of the SEAL crap.

Mick

Team TAH:

They have identified the real SEAL that was KIA during the recent raid against al-Qaeda in Yemen. He was 36-year-old Chief Special Warfare Operator William “Ryan” Owens, originally from Peoria, Illinois.

‘Locally-based Navy SEAL Team 6 member killed in raid’

http://www.13newsnow.com/news/military/locally-based-navy-seal-team-6-member-killed-in-raid/394267484

This is yet another example of why the Stolen Valor claims of wannabe posers like Pugsley’s are so outrageous and injurious to those who actually serve.

Stolen Valor is NOT a victimless crime.

RIP, Chief Owens.

Semper Fidelis.

Green Thumb

Word.

Butt-Plugsley here should have to go to the funeral.

Loser.

IDC SARC

I doubt that would end well.

Sparks

Works balls while licking two holes. Shitbag.

Chrissy Johnson

This is so stupid. You won’t find a nicer guy than JJ. Someone has nothing better to do obviously.

Chief

Unfortunately, Chrissy, being a nice guy has absolutely nothing to with being honest. Some of the most charming and charismatic people in the world are also the biggest liars, embellishers, and thieves.

The Al

Which does nothing to change the fact he lied about actually being a SEAL. Sadly, however, we’ve found that stolen valor tends to be the rancid cherry on top of a shit sundae

2/17 Air Cav

Nice work, Chrissy. Were it not for your comment, this thread would have remained dormant. It’s back live now. Congrats. He published that his experience included “US Navy SEAL.” I get why he lied. Who wants to put “US Navy SEAL Washout” or “US Navy SEAL Wannabe” on his resume. (Add the accent marks yourselves.)

Green Thumb

Girard David Pugsley III aka JJ Pugsley = Loser.