Fort Myers Update
So our lawsuit ended rather quickly today;
According to MCPO, quoting the judge; “What you have filed is a travesty. I can not imagine that you understand the legal system. You don’t know what the law is. Nothing you have filed makes sense. Dismissed…”
According to TSO, Bernath tried to tell the judge that Wittgenfeld was his translator (I’m guessing that Wittgenfeld translates Standard English into Idiot English) – that he wouldn’t be able to hear the proceedings without a drunken bum repeating it in his ear. Wittgenfeld was tossed out of the courtroom.
Bernath set the tone for the proceedings by trying to accost MCPO before the judge arrived and the bailiff had to separate them.
TSO says that even though the case was dismissed without prejudice, the judge stipulated that he can’t file it again without another lawyer to sign off on it.
I haven’t heard Bernath’s side yet, in fact, I haven’t heard from him since last night.
Our lawyers are going back for court costs. So you know as much as I know now. I’ll update it as I get information.
Category: Bernath
Finally! I can go pop the corn that I’ve been buying for the past years. Standing by! Over!
No! The popcorn is for something different.
Dang. Elaborate please. Hard to follow all of this without a program. It can be done without violating OPSEC.
May have something to do with a pending disbarment in California.
I wonder what the California bar would think and do if they knew that their name was being represented in Florida, and the poor illustration of a Cali lawyer, that was being presented. I can picture Florida Jurists and Attorneys saying something like: “This is what they produce in California?”.
I think “Prince Mongo of Zambodia” would be a far more competent Attorney than Daniel A. Bernath ever has been or ever will be as well as far more sane than DallASS Witlessfart will ever be. Here’s an early 80’s video on him I think is from the “Real People” TV series:
Here he is on “American Pickers”, I see him as FAR more rooted in reality than all of The Dutch Rudder gang put together:
Job well done boys and girls….I have a story to tell, but due the length of it, I’ll wait until open thread…. ASKAMARINE.. THANKS FOR HAVING MY SIX ON DALLASSCLOWNS FREAKY BLOG. I admit it was me, but I was undercover as the clowns new look love interest and the evidence I collected the last four months is PRICELESS..AND I’M SHARING EVERYTHING??HES NUTS..
Wait, wait, wait. I’m getting a sense of déjà vu here.
Good, so I’m not the only one.
Not sure about this, but it’s possible that it could be deja vu all over again more than once.
More like déjà baisé lui-même.
Can we get a dump on what the lawsuit was all about?
It was feelings, nothing more than feelings….
It all hinged on his contention that we put “deadly water” in the gas tank of his airplane in an attempt to kill him. Of course, it was BS from the beginning. The police report recorded that their investigation determined that no such thing ever happened. His flight instructor told police that she doesn’t remember having to land the aircraft because of “deadly water” as he had told them.
Water tank fuel tank air tank what difference does it make. It hot air from Bernath.
It’s not as if the water would have contaminated any aviation fuel.
…or that it was left sitting in the tank and decomposing over those weeks of no use.
My beloved Bro was a pilot. I remember him always checking for water in pre-flight by draining a little. But then, he always took off with plenty of fuel and never with a duct taped dog.
May have been draining a bit to remove any condensation that might have occurred in the fuel tank since last flight. Water is about 25-30% heavier than AVGAS and doesn’t mix with fuel, so it settles to the bottom of the tank.
Also to make sure you didn’t get water (or other contaminants) from the fuel pump at the airport.
True. And if the aircraft’s fuel system is in good working order, that may well be a more likely source than condensation.
Maybe he emptied his catheter into the fuel tank and decided to blame TAH?
((((OVER))))
The old, evil Dihydrogen Monoxide strikes again!
One of the last emails I got from Bernath;
From: Daniel Bernath; lrp41@cfl.rr.com
To: ‘Jonn Lilyea’
Cc: I. M. M. I. eXpose’ American Legion Vigilantes Unmasked
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2016 1:13 PM
Subject: RE: American Legion threats of murder***Criminal complaint against American Legion defendants, Mark Seavey, Jonn LIlyea, Don Shiplety, etc. American Legion attempted murders continue: Meet Confer/stop trying to kill me/ postpone hearings till Plaintiff hi
Hello from The Legal Team at Secret Squirrel Satires Industries.
It is not about winning motions (Shipley faces trial in 4 states). It is about stopping you. (by the way, the Court of Appeal will overturn the set aside of Shipley’s stating that he will ignore the lawsuit as a litigation tactic…Shipley has that appeal to lose in the future)
Whats our score card?
Wesley Wilson suicide after his business is ruined and he exposed as pedephile.
TSO shuts the fuck up for fear he will have his additional words shoved up his ass.
Terrence B. XXXX told by his bosses to shut the fuck up and never post FEMA and Homeland Security secret AND NEVER POST ON TAH again or get fired.
HS Sophomore slapped on his 16 year old fanny by his Daddy.
Shipley, his life is filled with lawyers and the evidence is all in the can. and now everyone knows that he swells US Navy secrets and jacks off his dogs.
One way or the other he is finished.
The Widow is finished.
the courts are just another tool. Free for us. Expensive for you with the additional risk that you’ll lose everything.
0 for 40.
Nah. You lost. We won.
Signed, the legal team of Southern Command
(Baltimore is Northern Command
Virginia is mid Atlantic Command)
Wow, it’s almost as if the trained lawer is admitting to vexatious and frivolous litigation as a form of harassment. That couldn’t possibly be from Bernath, because no smart lawyer would ever be so stupid as to (as to as to as to) sending evidence that incriminates themselves.
Can the judge have him committed? He sure needs it.
I think in Florida, he has to be proven to be a danger to something, like maybe the furniture or the fireplugs on his street. Not sure how that works.
But, what do I know?
Dangerous to mailbox doors?
…or perhaps coconuts?
We know that he’s a danger to aircraft and dogs that have taped up paws in them…
Wow. . . Just . . . .Wow. . . .
I think I lost (only) several hundred formerly functioning brain cells reading that.
Jonn, et al,
Good hunting on the countersuit for court and lawer costs.
Reduce him to the point where he can’t afford to walk out his front door (if he’s even able to keep that), mail a letter, or make a cell call.
Everything is in his wife’s name, so the courts can’t touch it.
Or his daughter, Nicole Oi-En Bernath.
Not true in all states. Rules are different state to state.
In some States they can come after her because she is seen as his supporter, thus she can be fair game. I’m sure there will be much more to come, BernASS has messed with and pissed off too many of the wrong people!
@Flagwaver~
Actually that’s not true. Florida is a Community Property State so it doesn’t matter if its in his wife’s name. If there are assets to be had, its up for grabs.
Congratulations, Bernath, you claim success over a 16 year old kid. Do you kick kittens also?
“HS Sophomore slapped on his 16 year old fanny by his Daddy.” Yeah, Hack. I warned the kid to shy away and that he could easily be found. My advice wasn’t heeded. The kid was unusually bright and, by now, is probably in Harvard or Yale.
STOP FULL!
Always liked that kid, he just fit in here. I’d adopt him but I’m kinda busy with a 12 year old that even though I am not the biological father, he’s a 12 year old mini-me. My Pa (LtCol D) is looking down and pissing himself laughing right now.
I wonder how many double DRG Cocktails with extra lead paint chips he had before writing that?
He had some of QuEeFeRs Whizzorade… the stuff that gives him a “competitive edge” in court!
He is more and more delusional. I think some of it is intentional. And he left out one of the defendants, whose feewings are deeply hurt to not be included on a List of Enemies concocted out of flashlight beams and dustbunnies by this individual. (snerk!)
Or how many others he thinks he’s cowed into silence.
Uh, Danny? Keep dreaming, shitdick.
Ah yeah!
OVER
I thought MCPO had been shut down from TAH commenting by his bosses. So confused. Maybe “Reporting Live” can investigate this and report? Or Jose from ARMYWTF?
Just for the record, after interviewing the MCPO, Homeland Security has no comment on his private and protected activities.
Further, DAB should be more concerned about Homeland Security’s opinion of him.
Yeah …
Uh-oh.
It soundeth like the foul knave Bernath fucketh himself more each day.
Guess I’m geezing but I’d swear that MCPO has been posting frequently over the last weeks/months. And, I didn’t know that any of our brethren had committed suicide.
Over
Naw, you’re hallucinating. No one named MCPO posting here.
But, Danni-boi use to work for Homeland Security (TSA)… he was always running towards trouble when everyone else was running away!
I see a pair of shiny bracelets and new “friends” in DAB’s future…
We’ve all seen just how incompetent the vast majority of TSA Personnel are, and DAB couldn’t even make it there. IMHO that says something about him and his ability to do anything in this life.
That boy is weapons grade stupid. No other way to put it.
Well, that and he needs a permanent Thorazine drip.
IDC can make that determination if I’m wrong.
Wow, the crazy is strong with this one.
Sons of Bitch’s are ratsass crazy..I’ll share every email, pictures and his undying love for a chicke he thinks is 47. How in the hell can a person fall in live with a picture?
I started my scam by emailing Dallassclown with ” I read everything about you Dallas and those shitless assholes made you from hero to zero” Please find it in your heart to forgive me. YOU ARE A HERO AND IM AWE OF YOUR SERVICE. ADDED A PICTURE AND THE LOVE HIT HIM LIKE A LIGHTING BOLT. TOMORROW? I WILL TRY..Rest first, I’ll explain… Fly high Dallassclown and don’t pull the cord. SPLAT…
Will the Daniel Bernath Foundation be making another sizable donation to a worthy veteran?
The Daniel Bernath Foundation; Helping Others, Because He Just Help Himself
I was wondering the same, he already paid for one persons new Jeep and made the initial investment in a college fund for a newborn. Dan is such a fine giving person. /sarc
You forgot the Hot Dog suit that he bought for TSO.
Hack,
“The Daniel Bernath Foundation; Helping Others, Because He Just CAN’T Help Himself”
There. Fixed it for ya.
Thanks, I really need to proofread when posting by my phone.
Bernath also attempted attack MCPO. This witness, put the shaking, pale and pathetic squib in his place … Then the court officer said she would taze him.
But, what do I know ….
Dallas, his translator, was caught filming MCPO in court.
Oye …
That would have been great seeing Bernasty ride the lightning and SlURpEr filming it all.
Awww… he got put in his place by a girl!
That makes it all the better in my mind.
Girl with tazer. Big difference. Still funny, tho…
BWWWAHAHAHAHAHA:
It all went exactly as I expected it to go, based on the idiocy that was the law suit itself.
Not being the lawyer type myself, I would like to have someone explain the difference in “Dismissed With Prejudice”, and “Dismissed Without Prejudice”. As briefly as possible, and in words that a former infantryman can understand.
Thank you to whomever does this for me.
In the formal legal world a court case that is dismissed with prejudice means that it is dismissed permanently. A case dismissed with prejudice is over and done with, once and for all, and can’t be brought back to court. A case dismissed without prejudice means the opposite. It’s not dismissed forever.
Thank you Doctor.
As a witness to the proceedings, I can assure you in 21 days (based on my simple lego math), this will be dismissed forever with prejudice.
And …
Based on my legal training (from watching two decades of Judge Judy), Dismissed Without Prejudice allows the Plaintif to refile the case in another court. Dismissed With Prejudice means that the case was found to be filed without merit and CANNOT be refiled in another court.
Ah, beyma.
Oops, maybe!
After party beers are kicking in!
In this case, over is over!
I’d love to see Bernasty and the DRG go before Judge Judy. That would be awesome.
True, except that this judge has directed Mr. Bernath to hire a real attorney to represent him if he wishes to continue to file complaints against his perceived enemies.
Now, name one attorney, including Vinny Gambini, who wants to keep his license and is willing to take on that load of utter balderdash presented by Mr. Bernath.
None …. I am drinking with about 50 of them now! They all said, “we are sending out group interweb message to all licensed FL attorney … Do not represent this moron”.
Oh, yeah!!!!
?????
+1
Or at the very least, get a sizeable retainer, up front, in cash.
There may be a real estate lawyer in Montgomery County MD that will take the case, Pro Bonehead.
There are many lawers (both real and phony) who would pick up the flag and charge the hill for the DRC. They (in no particular order) have all been featured here at one time or another:
James Branum
Christopher Wayne Wadsworth
Kenneth Goldstein
Andrew Finn
Kelly Gamble (Murphy)
Need I go on?
Forging Frank?
?
He’d do it for Danny for $20 per hour… cause he’s a nice guy
I think my ex-wife’s lawer would do it. That guy sucked too so maybe that’d be a good thing.
Thank you both. You have enlightened me.
Bahahahahahahahahahahah
Did someone say popcorn??
Bernath SUCK IT!
Mmmmm, popcorn, pretzels, nachos, BEER, as well as a cigar and a glass of Bourbon on the rocks later on. What is Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone’s record now, ZERO and what? FTR, Fred Phelps was also a disbarred Attorney in Kansas who filed frivolous and asinine excuses for lawsuits as well as the other shit he was known for. So was DallASS Whipandflopit aka *SLUUUURRP!*41 QuEeFeRs drunker than Cooter Brown in the Courtroom? I was gonna bet he wouldn’t go there without a snootful of DRG Cocktails with extra lead paint chips!
The 45-year love of my life got a good report today at the local United States Navy Hospital, the same one from which I retired in 1991. Anyhoo, on the way home we stopped by Publix. They had BOGO frozen pretzels, the kind you nuke for a few seconds and then enjoy with condiment of choice. For me, it’s sweet mustard. Would the old battle axe, the former Army-Of-One let me buy my beloved pretzels? Noooo. They had cholesterol or something potentially injurious to my health. I asked her if she had looked at me lately. She said not without great amusement. So, not only did I NOT get my pretzels, I got insulted. Seems legit. Blessings to all
Well hell. How are you gonna get around that? The pretzels, not the insult.
HMC Ret, I was just in the process of e-mailing you and hit some wrong key on my keyboard, and wiped out your past mail, and I cannot find you in my address book. When you read this, please send me something to re-establish contact. My old, big fingers, are messing with me.
OK, I’ll ask Jonn to forward my email to you. About the pretzels, tomorrow is the last day they are BOGO at Publix. One of the arguments I heard, other than I’m too fat, was we didn’t have room in the freezer. I offered to throw out enough frozen vegetables to make room, but that conversation lead back to my being too fat. So … we got the veggies but no pretzels. I’m getting my pretzels. Tomorrow …
Auntie Anne. Just saying. Found at better mall food courts and turnpike rest stops everywhere.
I’ve found the best sushi comes from truck stop eateries.
‘I’ve found the best intestinal parasites come from truck stop eateries.’
Fixed it for ya
The squadron of F-35 JTFs that was sent downstate to fly aircover for the defendants in the case are “returning to base”, and doing celebratory barrel rolls overhead as they fly their approach pattern. Damn! Victory sounds so sweet.
Did Bernasty have his canes, crutches or walker?
As seen on video he cant walk without them. #VAfraud
He strolled in upright.
NOOOOO!
Yes, he did.
However, as the Judge walked in to court he announced that he needed to use the little boys room. The Judge exited, he returned, the Judge reentered and the follys commenced.
Bernath never properly stood and recognized the court at start or end.
Before conclusion he stood and started packing his box of printed stuff from the interweb, the Judge ordered, “sit down Mr. Bernath we are not done yet”.
Bernath fully impressed all concerned he was truley awesome.
Why is he not being held in contempt? This puzzles me.
But what do I know?
Maybe the Judge considered BernASS to be that big of a waste of time and wanted him OUT of his Courtroom yesterday? Just a thought.
Wrong. This case will set FL and as per Bernath US precedence. And he and Dullas will be square and center in any argument.
You see, there a few who have out whitted him at every turn, and the popcorn has yet been served!
We here in Ft. Myer have been watching and waiting for someone like Bernath, and he is here now so we will welcome him with open arms.
We in Ft. Myer hope that you all share the love most duely deserved.
DAB and Dullas although they tried hard today … They both looked and seemed rode hard heavily.
TUO
REVO
AIRMK
1@Pft__#TANGO-ELF-NINER*GEORGE.LIMA
Passive aggressive behavior … not a bit of respect for others. Or himself. I’m sure he feels much better after disrespecting the judge, the court and the proceedings.
DAB has a habit of disrespecting judges and “real deal” lawyers – especially if there are women.
Per the secret squirrel commlink, there were no mid-session conniption fits, no curses and no colostomy bags involved in this episode of ‘What’s Up With Dab’ this time around.
Must be losing his touch.
Either that or he heard, apparently correctly, that the judge in the latest case doesn’t put up with much BS.
Hmmmm, he always heals up in a hurry around REAL USN CPOs, doesn’t he?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. *Cough* *Cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Score one for the good guys!
Hahahahahahahahaah, soooooooooo fucking epic.
BHWHAHAHAHA ???????
These Guys are Fucking Morons
I needed a good laugh today
??????????
The hateful man named Bernath was the sort
That screamed he’d give everyone a bath in Court
He always shot and missed
His cases were dismissed
He screamed he’d keep suing
While his face was bluing
And everyone laughed at Bernath
He had a drunken fool of a sidekick
Who would stink and his nose he did pick
He was known to be a fool
And acted like a tool
A skydiving clown
Drunker than Cooter Brown
He screeched that he was a’ coming
His stupidity was mind-numbing
And everyone laughed at him and Bernath
©2016 A Proud Infidel®™ All Rights Reserved.
May I use this?
BE MY GUEST!!! ?
May I?
The gibbering idiot Bernath
Filed a suit with considerable wrath
But the case was dismissed
And his sidekick was pissed
While we here at TAH laugh
Or haiku:
Big dummy Danny
His and Dallas suit dismissed
What a total ass
According to my calculations, it actually takes two people to be that stupid.
Nice poem!
Would it break some MCPO regulation if he had choke slammed berneth in a court of law? Can we fund a Kickstarter for this?
From my vantage point MCPO owned him all the way and the court noted it.
I’m sure he would have to get in line behind the bailiffs.
It sounds like he is quickly getting the same reputation in Florida that he had in Social Security Courts in Oregon.
He ended up getting banned from representing clients there after over 50 incidents of misconduct on his part. Towards the end of that the SSA had to assign a Security Person to him to control him.
Now that he has fled to another state I’m sure he will soon suffer the same fate.
I wish there would be some sort of state-wide decision rendered on his ability to file suits.
I think the last one he had dismissed in Florida (against the Shipley’s) said he had to have a State-Appointed Attorney look over his drivel before it was submitted.
Deadly water? Is that something that comes out of a coconut IED?
I thought it was sewer seepage in your basement, requiring the installation of a sump pump.
I read recently that he has accused
Defendants have added a deadly substance to the fuel system so that the engine carbonators would be totally blocked and the engine suffer fuel starvation and fall from the sky with a full tank of gasoline:
Defendants severed the fuel line so that gasoline would fill the aircraft body and cause a fire or explosion in flight:
Defendants have severed my controls so that the plane would lose the use of the stabilator in flight:
Lets look at each of these accusations, but first, reference all of them: I don’t know any person who would see it worth even the least effort to do this. He is an insignificant little turd, a minor annoyance, a button off the sleeve, not worth anyone’s effort or time.
About that first one, “a deadly substance to block the carbonator (sic), and cause the plane to fall from the sky with a full tank of fuel. Has he ever put in a “full tank of fuel”?
And,,sever the fuel line and fill the aircraft body with fuel. HA! With fumes maybe, but fuel? There would have to be fuel in the tank first.
And,,sever the controls so the plane would lose the use of the stabilator, (sic). No Danny Boi. You are not worth the effort. Just keep on rocking back and forth on the sofa, and playing with the catheter, and whining to whomever will hear you about how you are being treated so meanly. Or, you could just admit that all of this, every bit of it is just because you put your ugly pate on over the photo of a good person, and used a photoshop crayon to add a strip to the sleeve that the owner was properly proud of in its original format.
Yes, you know, Frankie, I had to look up that word ‘carbonator’, because I did not know that airplanes of any kind require carbonators in order to function.
Well, as it happens, a carbonator is a machine designed to force carbon dioxide into water in order to make it fizzy water, the kind you get in a soda or a beer. Some carbonation is natural, as in beer fermentation, but the carbonator can add fizziness to beer if needed.
After doing that due diligence to find out what carbonators do, I am still mystified AS TO why an airplane would require one. Perhaps someone will be kind enough to enlighten me on how a carbonator will make an airplane function. Thanks!
EX-PH2,
Don’t give Birdshit Bernath any ideas.
The next lawsuit will list “Dr Pepper” as a co-defendant.
Canada Dry, too. All that fizzy ginger ale!
R.C. Cola is a felonious fellow, from what I’ve been told.
Same thing with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam…
He’ll likely sue Mr. Pibb®™ as well!
Its close to Phildo.
Why not? Try again…..
Plop, plop
Fizz, fizz
Oh what a douche he is
Now he will add Al K. Selzer to his lawsuit.
Don’t knock it, but I’ve got a Sodastream at home.
Water, syrup, hit the gas a few times, as good (or better) than anything at the store. And cheaper, too.
Sodastream, very well made by Israelis, one more of the fine products that are “Made in Israel”.
All that and BernASS never mentioned the coconut OR the screws in his driveway?
((((OVER))))
Yes he. Did. Did. DiD he say about thatand DiD he say more!
Tell us more, SVP. There would seem to be no OPSEC reason to not tell us what happened since it happened in a public court room?
I second that motion.
((((OVER))))
Perhaps later, when the beer and stuff have been removed and someone is no longer sending out incoherently spelled words, we’ll get a rull feport. On the other hand, well – wait for it!
They are gone to Key West. Probably at Green Parrot by now! I am local so don’t bust ym sllab fi ouy tnod ekil ti.
REVO
KO.
Ah, Hell… I was hoping that Danni-boi and his butt buddy QuEeFeRs/DuLlAsS/CoCkSlUuUuRrRrPeTh41 would get a chance to spend some time in the local puoundthemintheass jail for contempt of court!
Well, there’s the stuff with the CA Bar out there… he’s done enough stuff to earn himself a trip to jail for a long time.
Methinks that the Judge just wanted both of them THE HELL OUT of his Courtroom yesterday and considered those two possessors of defective DNA a complete and total waste of time.
((((OVER))))
You would think he’d learn.
My, my, my…
The only thing Bernath knows beyond a shadow of a doubt in the size and depth of Wittgenfeld’s cock and two-hole.
Maggot.
1974 grad of Ft MYERS High here glad you corrected the spelling
MCPO IS IN SAFE SPACE with popcorn.
Had a celebratory dinner.
When interviewed he was very serious. Said he could have done more in court today, but felt very sorry for the pathetic display of wasted humanity that was recorded by the court.
Mmmm, pork chops, Potatoes Au Gratin and corn on the cob cooked by the beloved Mrs Infidel®™ and washed down with beer, life is good.
((((OVER))))
Hope this crap is nearing conclusion once and for all, and some financial justice is provided. Congrats on another success!
Be patient.
Sources are reporting and that this reporter can report on that info regarding reward is nill as only a few are truley invested in justice, reward is not measured in dollars.
Those armchair and or interweb lurkers who use only verbage and think they are invested will only receive intereb banter.
The true invested get justice.
#SquirrelsLivesMatter
Hopefully the Judge will just flush that steaming pile of Phil Monkress down the hole….
If I don’t quit laughing soon I’m going to need my belly button reattached…..
Next up on the hit parade – Bucklew. Have fun, Ricky Recon.
MCPO and TSO have departed Ft. Myer. They will be in Key West by late tonight, probably at the Green Parrot ’til dawn.
This reporter is off duty and will write about expeience in Ft. Myers local newspaper where I am employed as a leading criminal and civil reporter.
Out!
OVER
Being a “Keysian”, I can say that MCPO and TSO will sell this side trip short if they don’t, at the 30 mile marker on Big Pine Key, turn off at the traffic light and seek out the “No Name Pub”, for a cold one, or some of their great fare. While they are there, they can write a sentiment on a dollar bill with the marker supplied by staff and staple it to the wall, with a stapler, also supplied by staff. The place is eclectic, but classic Keys. While Key West is quite artificial.
Glad to know the pub is still there. I sat in the shade there back around 1987. No Name Pub, Loo Key “Resort”, and Turtle Kraals used to be my touchstones.
Yep, “The Pub” is alive and well. While I am in the NW Panhandle, far from it, my friends there keep me posted. I had a photo come across my page yesterday of friends eating there. I lived just over the bridge, on No Name Key, most of the time that I was there, in this century.
Pix or it didn’t happen. Preferably at Mile Marker 0 and/or in Mallory Square at sundown. (smile)
This is funny as shit.
Dear Danni-boi: Rustle, rustle, bitch.
OVER
I still want an Advanced Reader Copy of the MCPO novel on this whole shindig when it comes out! I know it’s probably already written, except for the final couple of chapters and epilogue.
Mr Bernath,
Why, exactly, are you doing this? You’ve lost more battles than you’ve won…and that’s assuming you’ve ever won. This is all on the public record.
One would think that a military man would know better than to fight a battle where he has nothing to gain by winning. So, why do you continue? Is it because your skillset is so small, the only way posterity will remember you is as a raging scumbag? Is that really better than being forgotten?
Don’t go away mad, Mr Bernath. Just go away. It’s the only way everyone will forget about all this; even then, that will take time.
Oh, and one last thing: Stop stealing military valor.
Because he’s a shitdick. And a crazy shitdick at that.
You can’t reason with people like Bernath and DullASS. You just have to beat them at their own game until it gets through their benumbed little brains that the more they act the fool, the worse it’s going to be.
Hell, even a four year old eventually learns not to put their hands on the stove. These fuckstains aren’t even that smart.
This will never end until Bernath is either (1) Declared mentally incompetent and has all his toys taken away (2) Is physically and mentally incapacitated to the point where he can not file suits or (3) Assumes Room temperature.
I deliberately left out being incarcerated, because even prisoners can file lawsuits.
Google the name Jonathan Lee Ritches. He makes Birdbath look sane.
I was thinking the same thing. Meatheads like this don’t quit of their own volition.
Going close to 5 years now with the SlRpIeComEtH… What a freaking nightmare.
Glad to hear there has been another courtroom victory, and I would hope that there is some form of legal sanctions that could be forced upon that crew, given the very specific e-mail noting the motive behind all their legal action.
My dumbshit curiosity has gotten the best of me yet again, is the Judge’s order that DAB CANNOT file that again sans a legit Attorney the same as him being declared a “Vexatious Litigant”?
My understanding is no – if I understand correctly, being declared a vexatious litigant means he cannot file ANY lawsuit without judicial approval (or without going through a lawyer approved for local practice) within a given jurisdiction. This order seems only to apply to the specific matter/suit at hand.
Any of our lawyer readers out there, please correct the above if I’m wrong. I’m not a lawyer, and as always accuracy is paramount.
You are correct sir!
He’d also have to pony up court costs for everyone involved before the filing.
He’s also have to pay the real lawyer representing him.
Another banner day in court for the POS “Never was and Never will be”
Real Chiefs all over the world are laughing at you.
BurntNuts.
If only he hadn’t done that horrible photoshop of his ugly assed face and head on Shep’s portrait, he would be free of all this shit. I wonder just how many hours a week he puts into trying to come out of this mess. The typing, the carrying of papers to the courts, the thinking, the sitting on the shitter and thinking to himself, “Why did I do that stupid shit?”.
You saying that he brought this on himself and that any resulting “pain” is because he continues to insist that his wrongdoing is something other than wrongdoing?
That certainly would explain a whole lot of this mess, none of which makes a bit of sense, all of which was entirely avoidable had he simply decided some years ago to at least pretend to be a civilized human being with some small measure of honor lurking within.
Instead he is just another sad example of someone who refers negative attention to no attention.
Throw a “p” in there somewhere, please. (Should have sent this to Hack Stone Publishing for editorial supervision prior to posting.)
I am writing a treatment for a new legal drama that I hope one of the networks will pick up. It is called “Bernath For The Defense”. Unfortunately, every episode ends with his client being sent to death row. The irony is that he is representing them for parking tickets.
Go on YouTube and search for “Tales From The Crypt Let the Punishment Fit the Crime”, it has a very funny ending.
Here you go. This is your reference for the character you’re describing. Not Vinny, the other guy.
https://youtu.be/mSw9_bsTzkU
WOW, Wow, wow. I just wasted 10 minutes and I don’t know how many brain cells, reading, line by painful line, Bernath’s filing to have the female judge replaced. If anyone wants to make a case against him, all they need do is use his writings, er, rambling rants, as proof. What a lunatic.
I once represented myself in court, in front of a jury, and when the jury was sent out and we took a break in the hall, the county prosecutor commended me saying, that I had missed my calling and should have become an attorney instead of a truck company owner. All through that trial, I was never once reprimanded for being a drooling lunatic, (or other words). What a mess, Danny Boi.
Where does one find this filing, if one wants to read it?
Lucky, our attorney sends these to us, to keep us up to speed on what the dim bulb is up to.
Lee County does not yet allow the public to view court documents online. The only way to get them is either by going into the courthouse, or as an attorney through their portal.
However, the list of court actions is visible at http://freesearch.leeclerk.org/CaseDetail.aspx?CaseID=252644959
For fun, you can also search by his name to see how many cases he has filed there. Pacer also shows a few filed in federal court too.
I looked his previous litigation up already and there are way too many cases lol. Then there is the Bad Lawyer NYC blog from 2010 lol. Homeboy actually hit a Judge! Niiiiiiiiiiice! I can see both why he was disbarred and why he has moved so much.
At this point, it has to wait until this is over. Be patient.
You forgot to end with “over”, over.
Bernath thinks, from some idle chatter that he read, that I have been in Lee County Florida recently, when in fact, I have not been in Peninsular Florida since 2010. He is guilty of believing things he reads, and imagining things based on that. His “legal”(?) writings show just how ridiculous his thought process really is.
What a mess.
Not convinced that he relies on anything other than his own delusions. Saying that he believes things that he reads may be giving him more credit than he is due. Does he really see 2 + 2 and conclude that the answer is 5, or does he see a 2, and a 6 (instead of another 2) and conclude that Elmer’s Glue should be sued for misrepresenting the visibility of the Milky Way in the Southern Hemisphere on Tuesdays during Ramadan?
I’d say he’s follows option #2 in all cases…
Someone articulate and in pos for public addressment of issues could do well to take the shit-stain named Bernath and hoist him up as an example of all that is wrong with our legal system.
That someone so incurably stupid and moronic was ever allowed to practice law shows point-blank that there’s something seriously wrong.
That the shit-stain is still allowed to use the courts for his nonsense harassment is plain criminal.
A system that allows such to take place is not a system that can be respected.
Do any of us know a REAL attorney that would turn down a case that had the slightest chance for him to make a buck? Bernath can’t find an attorney to take the ball for him, as shown in this “self murder” of his credibility:
PS: The 53 preceeding points are as pointless at this one.
Plaintiff in pro per but likely to retain counsel for trial
CIRCUIT COURT
TWENTIETH JUDICIAL DISTRICT
LEE COUNTY –FT MYERS
Daniel A. Bernath, ) Case No. 15 ca 003259
plaintiff, )
) Motion to Disqualify Judge Krier
vs. )
) Paragraph 54
youtube llc, et al., )
54. Judge Krier, stated that she was going to order that I hire a lawyer or she would not consider my petitions, motions and other papers to the Court. Judge Krier also said “I don’t think you can get a lawyer to help you on this.” (or words to that effect) Judge Krier has thus ordered or demanded that I hire a lawyer or she will not consider my petitions, motions and other filings and then admits that I could not hire an attorney. Therefore, I would not be able to receive compensation from defendants for their multiple torts against me within Florida with Judge Krier presiding over this case. (Indeed, I have interviewed several lawyers to take this case and they all say no to my requests.)
I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct and that this affidavit was made at Ft Myers Florida on July 13, 2016
Daniel A. Bernath
Certificate of Service I declare under penalty of perjury that I served the foregoing Motion for Recusal of Judge Krier on Judge Krier on July 13, 2016 and on interested parties by US Mail and electronically. Daniel A. Bernath
Word gets out quick among legit practicing Attorneys, REAL ones who are members of that State’s Bar. Word has it that there was many an email going out that day to Licensed Attorneys saying “DON’T EVEN THINK about representing this dingleberry!”, quel domage – NOT!
This warms the cockles of my heart. Even the sub-cockles. Hell, maybe even all the way down to my colon.
They say ‘No’, most likely because they know they’ll never get paid.
Heh: “(Indeed, I have interviewed several lawyers to take this case and they all say no to my requests.)”
Yesterday, in the evening, after the sun set and the temperature went down, I drug out my trusty space ship, strapped on a brand new Saturn V rocket, and blasted off. I headed up and south, down the Air Force Gulf of Mexico Bombing range, and pointed her toward the moon. As the stages separated, I hoped that they would fall harmlessly into the Gulf and not on a Sam’s Club, or, (Heafen Forbid), on an elementary school. Once up to speed, I notched it back to “flight idle”, and rode up to the big cheese ball in the sky. As I approached I felt that slight gravitational pull of the Lunar bitch, and circled around her twice. Ready to come home, I swooped down, passed over the US Flag that is still standing faithfully, then straight up to escape the gravity. I headed back to earth, and did a perfect pull off and flare maneuver, and landed gently on the White Sands of the North Gulf Shoreline. What a great trip. I will have to do that one again some day.
Pictures, or the Moon shot didn’t happen!
You thought that you had me, didn’t you, Ex-PH2? Well here it is:
http://longballbennie.com/LongballsCart/Mooner-jtynan.bmp
Falls off chair laughing!!!!
I am back, I was in Florida the past few days!
What have I missed?
Something about some asshole getting taxed by a female baliff.
And oh yeah, coconuts, drywall screws, and water in otherwise empty gas tanks.
Taxed…tazed.
Fucking autocorrect.
Well, it hasn’t rained for 2 weeks in my kingdom and my plants and my lawn are thirsty little buggers. And I have been doing the rain dance every single day, too!
According to an Old farmer I once knew “Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain Dance.”
Aren’t you supposed to be ‘nekkid’ while performing the Rain Dance?
Jonn, any words of wisdom from Bernath yet?
Wait, scratch that. It’s Danny we’re talking about.
Any recent rambling screeds? I found out I can’t get back to Casa de SEA for another two weeks and I need a laugh.
Yeah, he sent a 50-paragraph motion to the judge demanding that she recuse herself for prejudging his case and making him hire a lawyer (he’s tried, he says, and no one will join in with him). She read it, laughed and denied the motion. I’m sure that I’ll get an email tonight calling it a victory.
I started to suggest that if you would publish his screeds that he would dial it back. Then, I sipped some more Scotch, and remembered that we’re talking about Bernasty and he’d relish seeing seeing his diatribes on the web, not realizing (or caring) that it made him look like the loon he is.
Maybe build a TAH Poser Reading Room from the bucks that the other chap that thinks he’s going to win later this month (name slips me)?
You’ll have to wait for the fully illustrated book. The working title is “Snuggles”
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Now if he just had one of the three.
Apparently someone believes I am “Reporting Live …”.
Wrong, but nice try either way.
Who ever came up the “Reporting Live …” twist is one funny dude, I just read all the posts … very pithy and seems to have done the job!
It was Hondo. Everyone is Hondo.
I thought it was Hondo at first, but then as you pointed out “everyone is Hondo” therefore it could not be Hondo.
I know who it is.
Comments by Reporting Live… are submitted for your review:
“I was sgt in charge of a SEAL sniper squad.”
“Some of you people are mean, like not even nice.”
“I played a gunny for 36 hours straight once on Call of Duty.”
Sound familiar?
Reporting Live.. Yeah, now it all makes sense.– We’ll begin tonight with breaking news.
It’s Brian Williams.
HELL, it could have even been me! Not likely, but I will neither confirm or deny.
No, really, it’s a female commenter. I spied the girlie stuff right off the bat and thus did I advise one and all.
See below. How do you know how the commentator identifies itself as? (smile)
I am psychic!
Hondo is everywhere.
EVERYONE has a little bit of Hondo in them.
EXCEPT for two human beings that don’t.
THOSE TWO are the ANTI-HONDO.
They’re weak, stupid pathetic, and spineless.
And let me tell y’all,
Daniel A. Bernath and Dallas Wittgenfeld HAVE NO HONDO in them.
Jerry Jeff, for all the Hondos.
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWK8GgWD4uA
Thought that you were “Reporting Live”?
Bwwwahahahaha. Being that far off, they will never figure that one out. That will be harder to track down than Hondo.
Hondo? Who’s Hondo?
I am Hondo….said everyone.
Termas de Rio Hondo: http://www.motorsport.com/wtcc/photo/main-gallery/grid-girls-2008/?&i=18435&id=1597213&sz=8&s=-6
…until Hondo is found stepping on his crank with spit shined Chochrans and then he will be cast aside on the ash heap of TAH.
BTW (I just poured another Scotch), is Hondo “Gender Neutral”? Who knows how Hondo identifies itself? Which latrine does Hondo use? Not that it matters.
Anyone that Hondo wants!
How does a USAF “person” identify with a “latrine”? (smile)
Newbie!
Je suis Hondo!