Sergeant colonel; totally legit
This video has been going around for the last few days and I figured I’d better post it before I get links piled up in my inbox. But this guy is a real bad ass, he demonstrates one of his signature moves in the video. The bejeweled eye-patch completes the persona. This video is the way to bust these guys – just let them talk.
He doesn’t even know what all he’s got on the rack – pointing to a Silver Star Distinguished Flying Cross and calling it a Navy Cross.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
LOL, this had to be a joke. Its tough to even watch.
I feel the same way. I completely lost when he said “they hit me with a pie.” This shitbag is about as jacked up as they come.
There’s something seriously wrong with this guy. Yeah, stolen valor and probably a sizable asshat – – it doesn’t seem as though there is any reality in this idiots life.
I agree – hard to watch.
PIE MAGNET
I’m a savant too, I wish the military would come give me a half a million dollars!
Does the writing above the wings say LRRP? As in SLuRpPeR41?
Queefers butt buddy on CoCkSlUrPp missions…
Love those DERP jump wings.
Jonn, if I may offer a slight correction. The ribbon he pointed to and called a Navy Cross is the Distinguished Flying Cross, not the Silver Star.
Dude, if you’re gonna pin eagles on your Marine NCO uniform, at least make sure you get the USMC eagles and NOT the Army/Air Force version. It’s all about attention to detail, ya know…///
Hard to tell but I think those may be USAF navigator wings instead of pilot wings.
He needs an Official Secret Squirrel Patch
http://tinyurl.com/squirrel6
Ya never heard of it because it is secret….
Son of Bernasty?
Even Bernath ain’t that retarded.
On good days.
That don’t end in “Y”.
Now, now. Crash-and-Bernath ain’t retarded at all. And I know some actual retards who would take offense at being compared to that oxygen thief.
There was a SEAL trident sticker on that box too, I hope this was a joke.
JHC
Nothing says manly stud US Sooper Trooper like a gold bling bracelet.
Douche turd.
Obviously a Short bus rider, and in the IQ window of the DRG. This guy has a future. He can sit around the bars in Orange City, Deland and Osteen and listen to Dullass tell him about hiding in treetops, high above the Ho Chi Minh trail.
I get a chuckle every time I see him explain what LRRP is. Priceless.
“I invented it” he says. Yes, crazy dude, whatever that was you did ‘invent’.
Grown ass men making fun of idiots. Isn’t it fun? Damn I think we have had a positive effect on you L. Taylor. Way to hang in there.
/facepalm
Come over to the Dark Side, Lars! You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it!
Plus, we have cookies. 😉
Kind of like inventing a clock from another clock.
What in the hell do these Dumb ass’s smoke or inhale. That was a Trident and he said he was Army then Marines and it sounded like he said the Navy came and got him what an ass hole.
Nice old Combat shirt who the hell would wear that shit out in public, mine is in a box somewhere with my ACU’s,DCU’s and type I & II’s that I will never wear again. Hit I probably need to do an inventory on that shit.
I got them too, in both ACU and Multi-cam, but I never actually wore mine. I didn’t like the fit of them. I preferred having loose layers.
Must be one of those “oooo, that looks like something military, I’ll get that and wear it!” kind of things.
What.
The.
Fuck.
Looney Tunes.
OK, be very careful.
If you don’t believe he was a Combat SlUrPeR, he’ll lay the Kung-Fooey on your ass until you do.
Does this individual even know what continent he was talking about?
Theater of war? What was the admission fee – $1.50?
I dig the moves and the stance. He must be a karate man, right?
https://youtu.be/nxE56A-EJ40
I’m at a loss. Marine Staff Sergeant with Army Colonel rank, a few Air Force ribbons. He served from Vietnam to Iraq and Afghanistan, but surprisingly missed Grenada, the Gulf War, Bosnia. What a joke!
Oh, but he doesn’t wear those ribbons because super-secret-squirrel shit. Or he was busy spending five years in Korea and five more in Japan doing…whatever the fuck bullshit he was claiming.
Can’t the Kung Fu Colonel just do his laundry without being harassed by this guy. He obviously has prior enlisted service as well as inter-service experience.
No need for a FOIA here, obviously legit, I mean it is illegal to display that stuff if he didnt earn it. The Stolen Valor Act put an end to all that kind of nonsense.
I only display my close combat skills in Kroger, it comes in handy when I am trying to get some service at the deli counter. If they got bologna half price I need all my skills.
He is so crazy, it is funny.
The gent operating the video was very good.
A good interview is where you keep them talking!
Sergeant Colonel… that’s two ranks above a Sergeant Major.
Is it wierd that about 15 seconds in, I started imagining this asshole getting run over by a bus, followed by a street sweeper?
So yesterday was Mrs. Whitey’s birthday (and that of her identical twin sister–yes, that’s right, gorgeous Asian TWINS!!), and she wanted to spend the day aboard USS Midway, since it’s only 45 minutes from our place and the museum has opened up much more of the ship. I’m definitely the history nerd of the family, but she likes museums and museum ships.
So we took our daughter Down to the waterfront and went aboard. Very good day, daughter picked out a 24″ plush bald eagle stuffed animal from the gift shop and carried it all over the ship. At one point, she ran up to an old WWII vet and former Corsair pilot who was answering questions about the F4U-4 parked on the hangar deck, said hi, and showed him her eagle. He seemed to get a kick out of that, very nice guy.
One of the recent additions is the Battle of Midway theater at the forward end of the hangar deck. The entrance is made to look like a hole blasted in the side of a hull, then there’s a short passageway that’s darkened while an audio track plays of men shouting damage reports over the sound of rushing water, meant to simulate the Yorktown when she was hit. The video shown in the theater tells the story of VT-8 at Midway, hosted by the squadron’s lone survivor, TBD pilot George Gay. I left with tears in my eyes (good thing it was dark in there).
To see all that, and then see a piece of shit like this fucking loser…fuck this guy. Fuck him and all the posers like him.
Okay, don’t know why the autocorrect capitalized “down.”
A wife that wants to go visit a warship museum for her birthday?!!?
You must have cheated hard to win so big at life.
I am offended.
What did the pie do to anyone?!?!?!
#pielivesmatter
#apieisaterriblethingtowaste
The pie thing was glorious!
That was the only believable thing about his story!
Maybe *cream pies* , but do NOT Google that.
I imagine this video is from CIF at All-Points Logistics.
Bet he’s related to this guy. Both have mad skillz!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8cb_1335362141
No.
I WAS having a good day until this f**king guy s*** all over it. Just like the current CiC I’m going to take this as a joke, a long deep burn joke.
Test video for recruiting new candidates for the DRG?
Shit was too painful to watch…
After watching the vid, I think the guy might actually be in the “diminished mental capacity” category.
I’m not attempting to make excuses for the guy, just saying that this might be a case of something other than plain ol’ ego bloat failure.
There’s something about the way he talked, the choppiness of his speech pattern, that makes me think this guy might have one foot in an alt reality all his own.
diminished is putting it nicely.
“I’m a gunny – I taught people how to shoot straight”; pointed at the SSgt stripes.
F’in’ meow. Outta this world crazy.
I agreed – found it very hard to watch. Please trash this idiot.
Gotta watch Chubbliars Evidence page to see if there is suddenly documentation of him getting hit by as cheesecake.
Where? When? Who?
Unanswered basic journalism questions.
Anyway, it’s obvious that the subject is a psychiatric case, and not in the same category as malicious stolen valor.
…just, WTF?
This individual is a hot screaming mess.
The Purple Heart he believed he earned from getting smacked in the face with a pie; obviously it had to be either a purple onion or egg plant pie. Give the dude a medal for knowing his colors!
The only thing missing in his salad was the Special Ed medal. Those he DEFINITELY earned.
If he taught others about guns when he was a Gunny, what do you suppose he taught when he was a PRIVATE?
Looks like he has a Coast Guard Auxiliary vessel examiner ribbon near the bottom of his rack. It really sucks when you’re out doing free vessel safety checks and an angry boater’s girlfriend throws a pie at you. Definitely more worthy of a Purple Heart.
I thought this guy was totally nuts until he said a five star general guaranteed all the things his recruiter said. How does this guy know about the secret five star recruiter if it didn’t actually happen? This piece made my day.