Jason Rhoads; MARSOC phony
Someone sent us their work on this Jason Rhoads fellow out in Sacramento, CA, who claims that he he served in the Marine Corps as a MARSOC operator.
He grieves over the guys that he couldn’t bring back with him (mostly so that people will feel sorry for him apparently;
If you’re wondering, he’s another one of those secret squirrel fellows who had their military records erased because of the bad stuff he did when he wasn’t warring against our enemies;
That might be true, because the Marine Corps has never heard of him;
They just wiped it clean and disavow any knowledge of his service. So, that explains it – for an idiot. We’ve had people who spent two weeks in the service that were booted, they still had a record of service. Our buddy, Michael Yon killed some dude in a bar fight and his records were still FOIA-able. But this dude is so bad that they had to erase his whole record of service because they didn’t want to be associated with him.
Or he’s whiny liar. My money is on the second choice.
When a real Marine confronts him, he scurries away like he has to pee and avoids them from that moment forward. The pobrecito also suffers from a case of the PTSD from the things that he never saw. He also avoids social media.
Category: Phony soldiers
Jason Bourne’s gyrene brother?
That deleting his whole service record thing is going to suck when he tries to use any of those VA benefits.
Maybe not, Bobo. After the stuff we’ve seen regarding some of the “fine individuals” Jonn’s featured here at TAH, I’m starting to believe at least a few VA offices would accept a hand-lettered DD214 done in crayon or pencil as proof of service.
Hondo… ^^^^^^^^ LMAO ! ! ! !
oh my so true….
Sad but true Hondo.
Oh, and this tool is a lying prick.
I wish you were lying, but I know you are partly serious…
Now, pardon me while I continue jumping through hoops to try and get the VA to recognize the shrapnel damage to my upper back is service-related since my entire medical jacket vanished in the black hole of Walter Reed.
Flagwaver. We’re you at the old one or when they moved to Bethesda???? Also have Jonn give you my E-Mail I have some info about a program. That’s at Bethesda that may or may not help but its worth the try… Hang in there Bro…
I thought the military only deleted your record when you got caught bangin’ barnyard animals?
OMG !!!!!
No wonder they said they have no record of me when I went to the VA the last time !!!
You know, you fuck one lousy goat…
Build any more bridges lately, Tom? (smile)
(For those who were wondering “WTF?”, that’s a reference to one episode of “The Damn Few”.)
Daaaaddeee?
What if it was a HOT goat? Wearing heels and all?
Then the goat would be a Western kaffir, and would thus be haram.
I happen to know of a (now former) military member caught up in a similar situation ( household pet vice barnyard animal), and yet he has a military record. He also has a reputation to live down. That ain’t gonna happen. Gives a whole new meaning to “animal lover”.
Maybe this was his theme song:
*Sang to the tune of “Personality”*
Bestiality…
*WOOF WOOF, WOOF!*
Bestiality…
*ROOOOWR!!*
Bestiality…
*MOOOOOOO!*
Bestiality…
*HEEE HAW!*
Bestiality…
*BUK-BUK-BUKAAK!*
Bestiality…
*BAAAAAAAAA*
Bestiality…
Wow… rump ridin’ recon type… caught the PTSD from anal buttsekks warfare… crying for dude he “lost”… sounds like a Brokeback Mountain moment for this assclown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVK6yLqY54w
Enjoy the fame, shithead…
Right, deleted records because he was such a bad ass criminal…actually under those circumstances you get two sets of records, civilian criminal and military…you end up with more records rather than less.
But I guess he’s another guy who figures that he’s so much sharper than the rest of us we’ll fall for lies as we lack the ability to ascertain the truth.
Poor bastard doesn’t even realize he was involved in a battle of wits and he came unarmed.
Poor bastard doesn’t even realize he was involved in a battle of wits and he came unarmed.
In the battle of wits, he came half-prepared.
At least he did say one truthful thing: he is a failure.
Nice spelling of “Perris Island,” jackass. I’m fairly sure even the dumbest jarhead knows the correct spelling of the place where they did their basic training. SMDH
Perris is actually in Riverside, Ca. That’s where they do covert MARMOOSEAL training.
I thought it was near Cape Haderous, no?
Nah bro, it is in SWEADEN…
I thought it was a village in Noexististan.
Maybe that is where he linked up with COL Troutman.
It’s an independent municipality of Lickthemstein.
Yeah thats right below Ballsachy next to Tainte’
You WIN!!!! LMAO!
I’m just a dumb Army guy, but that spelling of “perris island” is the first thing that jumped out at me… sheesh.
Maybe he meant Pen Island…where they make pens. (sfw)
http://www.penisland.net/
To quote Turkey Creek Jack Johnson:
“I ain’t got the words.”
Maybe he can vouch for Wave’s service?
The sticky bums are seared in his memory.
Spelling…..its always the spelling with these guys
Don’t forget the “new math”… always seems to trip them up.
Lying pile of monkey nuts. This buttplug needs an ass whoopin’ to maybe bring him out of his fantasyland life. He’s so ‘Murica that Bald Eagles wait by his door, just to be in his presence. Fuck him.
Semi-tough.
Isn’t there some sort of secret handshake they teach specops people so this sort of documentation issue doesn’t happen?
They must not teach marines to spell or grammar any more. Not that I am surprised
Doesn’t MARSOC submit reports? I mean…if they are out there snoopin’ and poopin’, I’d have to imagine that at some point they’d have to fill out some sort of status report.
Dude can’t write a text message. I suspect this is why they disavowed him. We all know what Grammar Nazis the Pentagon can be.
Why would they teach us to spell our gram mar, she anit got nuttin ta do wit bean a Marine.
Apparently MARSOC units are “crews” now,, like some fucking car club.
So if you fuck up they “erase” your records?
I guess I was lucky… I only had one office hours,,, they just lined out my Driver’s Improvement Entry so I had to spent a day retaking the class….
With those scary eyes, he does look a bit MARSOCy.
He’s the lost cousin-brother of Carl (from Slingblade).
You mean Carl from Caddyshack…
meh, I wouldn’t know, but…the picture that accompanied the article on the front page, plus even the photo above has Carl-esque similarity…..mmmhhhff, I like them fried taters with mustard.
Carl what are you doing with that lawn mower blade?
I reckon Im gonna keel you wid it.
“Carl what are you doing with that lawn mower blade?”
“I reckon Im gonna keel you wid it.
“In that case you better call an amberlamps… or a hurst..”
Is it bad of me to wish he would quit bullshitting and go ahead and get around to killing himself???
I mean, shit man, you threaten it and threaten it and no payoff?? WTF!!!???
You beat me to it, Master Gunns. I was thinking of the same thing.
No. It was he offered to trade places with two Marines he couldn’t protect. So, if he goes ahead with his part, maybe they’ll return. It’s worth a try. (I suppose that if he does go for it, it will be our fault. Speaking for myself, I’m willing to take that chance.)
Me too.
SHITBAG!!! Extraordinaire!!! Makes me sick to read that whiny ass crap he laid out in that litany of bullshit. I was not a Marine, I was an 11B. But on behalf of all the Marines I know and have known, I doubly want to kick the shit out of him! Just for shits and giggles.
Get in line my friend.
This turd burger isn’t even worth the time to write a comment. Pathetic.
In the immortal words of Ms Kim (one of my favorite Itaewon bar girls) “He is bullshit honcho!”
You sure her name was Kim? (smile)
Good point…it could have been Ms.Lee, or Ms.Park, or, or……
Ya picked a fine time to burn me, Miss Lee…
You know SFC D
You can get a shot for that.
These days in Itaewon, you should be more worried about getting stabbed, with a hot beef injection from Ms….
*WARNING*
THE FOLLOWING PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR WORK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6DD63O9pE8
AAhh Itaewon, where every bar girl “ROVE you rongtime down to your last dollar! SJ, when I was there, I was sure at least sixty percent of all Koreans had the name “Kim”!
AS TO the critter featured, another booger-eating bedwetting, thumb-sucking bucket of toad snot!
I tink I rove you GI! You have ration card? I know I rove you GI!
I was stationed in Pusan for 3 years. EVERYONE is named Kim. Korea Air hopes they don’t have a crash because of how hard it is to notify the next of Kim.
Because they don’t have video I can find….
————-
Hawkeye: What’s up, Radar?
Radar’ O’Reilly: Well, indigenous personnels again, sir, requesting medical attention. That’s his I.D. card.
Hawkeye: What, did we advertise a weekend special?
[Hawkeye reads card]
Hawkeye: “Kim Luck”? That’s the second one we had today.
‘Radar’ O’Reilly: That’s the way it runs sometimes, sir.
Hawkeye: [to Korean] Can you identify yourself?
2nd Korean: [thumps chest, smiling] This is me.
Hawkeye: Well, I guess you wouldn’t kid me about a thing like that. Bring him to the hospital.
Radar’ O’Reilly: Yes, sir.
Hawkeye: This must be our Kim-Lucky day.
This guy is a friggin psychopath!
And a turd.
Or more like this dude is found on the “Field of Turds”.
All Points Logistics material? He’s a Jarett Gimbl kind of shitbag.
And very Phildoesque as well.
Jarrett Gimbl! I forgot about that asshat! The kid with the typing pet, err…service dog, right? Probably on a FL beach collecting sympathy and other people’s money. Gimbl has been there and done that according to his video. Does that count for butt sex with a dog?
Just realized this guy is in my neck of the woods. I don’t get to Sacramento much (Don’t like crowds, or big towns…), but if I do I may have to look about for (Fake) Recon Marines…
Rhoads emailed us last night to apologize for his fakery. He says that he did it to impress a woman. He promises that he’ll never do it again. We’ll see.
Hey Jonn, just HOW MANY fakers and embellishers outed here on TAH in the past have lived up to that promise when they made it?
Yep, and I’ll bet she’s really impressed with him now. But not favorably.
Dumbass.