Dallas Wittgenfeld, ladies man/dog whisperer
OK, I tapped out this morning, I can’t take no more. Wittless, Wickre and Bernath have all joined forces. I’m not supposed to email Bernath because our lawyers are preparing a suit. But I figured I could still email the other two. Turns out that just won’t work, so will have to go radio silent.
Lucky for you I have a weeks worth of conversations to share with you, starting with this awesome one with Dullass:
Another “Stolen Valor Vulture” bites the dust…!
And, I have been invited to go skydiving on the Skydive Chicago drop zone…. Oh… Oh….
Now, you know what “The LRP 41 Cometh!” means…
I need not even mention he was wrong on the facts of a SVV “biting the dust” because he is always wrong. Nonetheless, my response:
‘Now, you know what “The LRP 41 Cometh!” means…’
It must mean you prematurely ejaculated in your chicken consume, because the LRRP41 been com-ething towards Indiana for 3 years now, and all I’ve seen of you was a mug shot with a silly “I just pumped the neighbors chihuahua” smile on your face.
Men want to be Thunder Chicken, women want to be with Thunder Chicken:
Pemature Ejaculation…. Me…?
Stop it man. You know I am the Ladies’ Favorite… That’s for a reason…
But I do have a neighbor with a chihuahua. My male Shar Pei smells her ass everyday… My Chinese dog will “piss on another dog’s head” on my command. How funny is that… ?
Why are you harassing and dishonoring me before breakfast on the weekend..?
I just sent you an important communique on a photo about your stolen valor Reichers…. Now you harass me.. Hmmmmm.
Are you here just trying to intentionally inflict emotional distress on me again..? IIED..?NOW, I am having to go to the V.A. Chief Medical doctor at the Mental Health Clinic “triage” on Monday morning and squeal like a pig…
You people never know when to shut up. See you all in court. Goobers..
Category: Politics
DullASS, first things first…where’s that $100 you owe me?
Second, I notice you’re not doing the random capitalization like a 13-year old girl’s texts. Be honest, did someone type that for you?
Finally, if you’re going to the VA for your monthly shock treatments, make sure they up the voltage. Better yet, save some time and just swing off the power lines like they were monkey bars.
I know I’ll feel better.
Hell, they could apply 2,000 volts at 5 amperes and it still would do no good for our ShoRTbuSWiNdOWLiCKeR. Stupid is for life.
Actually, I heard that someone clamped one lead from each of Dulass’s ears to an ohmmeter, which read “Open Circuit”. I think that REAL Electrical Engineers will get that one.
*Sit your stupid ass down, Wickre, I wasn’t talking to you!*
I don’t know about that. Most liquids conduct quite well. You could prob read 2 ohms or less ringing through that melon full of mush.
I’m of the opinion that that melon is either completely empty or filled with straw, which based on what I’ve seen with a sheet of paper across 2 copper bus bars, would probably have an insulation resistance value of at least 3 MegaOhms.
*Dammit, Wickre! I told you to sit your stupid ass down! If I want any shit out of you, I’ll squeeze your head!*
*Walks away whistling “If I Only Had A Brain”*
uh?
Head trauma? Not loved as a child? Skipping his meds?
What on earth is wrong with this chode?
Just DullAss being DullAss, Doc. Just DullAss being DullAss.
I cant help but conclude that based upon his fashion photo courtesy of Orange County, he probably is “favored”.
Just not by the ladies…
Doc, you should visit the older threads about him and his responses as Longrangepatrol41. Third grade grammar is the highest grade he ever completed.
You must be doing it wrong CV. I actually got him to block me
Oh Dullassssssss! Yoohoooo!
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
“But I do have a neighbor with a chihuahua. My male Shar Pei smells her ass everyday…”
Doesn’t your neighbor’s husband mind? Or is she single and a sicko? (Those indefinite pronouns can be wicked.)
Oh, and WitLessOne thinks he’s a “ladies’ man”? That’s a laugh. The comment by Ex-PH2 here about Psulie-boi is even more true about him.
Since DullAss is probably too much of a, well, dull ass to figure out what I’m talking about (or how to follow the link), I’ll spell it out for him:
Bạn đang rất xấu xí không ai muốn có tình dục với bạn.
And I’ll add the following from me:
Và bạn có thể ngửi thấy mùi như chưa được rửa sạch chân sau khi đi bộ qua một cánh đồng lúa trong ba ngày.
Hope you enjoy “squealing like a piggy” next week. Hey, whatever floats yer boat . . . .
I do believe he is the “Love You Long Time” type of ladies man.
Hondo, sometimes you surprise me.
Here’s a couple of Vietnam jokes:
An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes from his girl friend also asking for his picture. He had only 1 picture that he took at a beach standing naked. He didn’t know what to do so he decided to cut the picture into two, the top half he sent to his girl friend.
The bottom half he sent to his mom because he knew his mom had a poor eyesight, she wouldn’t know. When his mom received the bottom half of his naked picture, she sighed: “Poor my little boy! He has no time to shave his beard. He looks like his father, always has a cigar on his mouth.”
Here’s another one:
A man was being interviewed for a job.
“Were you in the service?” asked the interviewer.
“Yes, I was a Marine,” responded the applicant.
“Did you see any active duty?”
“I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.”
“May I ask what happened?”
“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.”
“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.”
The somewhat surprised applicant asked, “When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.”
“Everyone else starts at 7 o’clock, but I should be honest with you,” explained the interviewer. “Nothing gets done before 10 o’clock because we just sit and scratch our balls trying to decide what to do first.”
Dallas…Three words which may help. Electro Convulsive Therapy.
I had a braincramp when I read the title. I briefly thought it said ‘mandog’ and wondered what sort of insanity might crop up on this thread.
AS TO the typig – Naw, that can’t be dumbass whipitnflogit. It’s too coherent, too thoughtful, too… well, it’s just not HIM. He must be sending it off somewhere to be translated.
When was he planning to go to Chicago Skydive? I know peeps who can get pix. But since we ALL know he lies like a shag carpet, it’s probably hot air.
Him? skydiving?
No,no,no,no….too easy…don’t go there Doc.
Nahhh….yes I will.
Wickre packs his ‘chute?
Doc,is that kind of like the joke about “A man goes into a bar,sits down at the counter, and another guy walks up behind him and says mind if I push in your stool?”
It wouldn’t matter. Bernath is his pilot and we all know Burnedass thinks E on trhe fuel guage means “enough.” But Dulklass would probably try to jump from 50 feet anyway, screaming “Slurp41!!!!” fir the entire two second flight. The only good thing here is that he would hit the ground about three seconds faster than Burnedass.
One can only hope, Doc.
So… is it acceptable to dishonor him after breakfast on weekends? Am I reading that right? What are the hours that are acceptable to dishonor him during weekdays? Do we have to make an appointment? How do you dishonor someone who has proven he has no honor?
Since it is now after breakfast time and officially into brunch territory on a weekend, I will now attempt to dishonor Dullass, as cleared by my interpretation of his rambling instruction:
The reason your shar pei smells your neighbor’s dog’s ass is so it can tell how drunk you were last night.
I’m also quite sure that the reason you’ve trained your dog to pee on its head is because you just can’t get it up anymore unless you’re cuddling with something that resembles Wickre after a T-bird binge.
My opinion, of course.
Question for ya, teddy996 (and everyone else): is it even possible to “dishonor” someone who has voluntarily surrendered every shred of honor they ever possessed through repeatedly acting like a complete and total ass?
Here is my opinion on Dullass,
I had never said one word negative or positive about him, I barely knew of his existence until he emailed me and started his crap with me in connection to Bernath,
When I researched him I found a sad little man who wants to live in the past. His claim to fame is fucked up typing. He wants to blame everyone else for his problems. Even going as far as to say he has listed me as one of the reasons he has PTSD.
He has no honor, No integrity, No Moral compass, if he had those things no outsider could take them, He does not understand what those words mean. If he did he would not crave the validation from others, negative and positive that he does.
E4Y, you forgot to add that he’s a narcissistic little ego maniac with delusions of grandeur.
ArmyATC: regarding WitLessOne, I think your comment here should read “delusions of adequacy”.
Ha!! True. Dullass doesn’t rise above the mediocre.
This clown ASPIRES to mediocrity!
Well, the guys who knew mandogsniffer in vietnam said he was just as much a looney tune back then as he is now.
I don’t know why, but I’m not even the least bit surprised about that. /sarc
THREE DUMBASSES WHO COULD NOT FIND THERE WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER SACK . THERE REALLY SHOULD BE A LAW WERE THEY LOCK YOU UP WHEN YOU REACH THE LEVEL OF STUPIDTY AS THESE 3
Or did he train the Shar Pei to sniff DullASS’s ass and piss on his head on command?
I mean, that seems a whole lot more plausible.
Maybe he trained it to sniff Bernath’s ass and piss on Wickre’s head?
Otra vez con este pinche Viejo mentiroso?
Por supuesto, teniente.
The most important question of all is: which skydiving operation is dumbunnysniffer going to visit?
There are so many to choose from that have the words ‘skydive(ing)’ and ‘Chicago’ in their company names. Dozens, dozens. Literally.
So, which one is it, mandog?
Or is that just another one of your ridiculaous fabrications, as usual?
I think it’s all A LOAF OF BALONEY, and not the good kind.
Q: what is THE ONLY THING that has ever been long and hard on DallASS Wittgunkfart?
A: THIRD GRADE.
OY VEY, what a schmuck!!
And again, he’s a putz, too! Reminds me of the Eddie Murphy “Jewish” character in “Coming To America” – “You oughta change the name of this shop from Migh-T-Sharp to The Three Putzes!”. So let’s see, Pablo, Witlessnuts….we’re missing someone. Oh yeah, Bernastypants! That would be the trifecta of putzdom. On a serious note, my wife is on her way to Synagogue for service right now. So to all of the Jewish faith, Happy New Year, 5775!
L’Shanah Tovah!
The doctors cant fix stupid.
Oh they can though…
If Stupid is the name of your one year old Red Setter that is.
Does he still spout off about his membership in the Special Forces Association despite the fact that he was expelled from that organization for embellishing as well as disrespecting a Widow among other things?
We jumpers used to call dumbassTIKZ like Dallas WiTTenfeLD wind drift indicators. And nobody cared were they came down.
“Wind Dummies”
DalASS Wittgenfeld being the schmatta of an altar kicker that he is, continues to accuse THE WRONG MAN of being me alongside the schmucks that he schmoozes with.
Hey DallASS, GAY MOCKEN OFFEN YOM, KISH’M TUCHAS!!
Shhhhh…..quiet, I think he’s whispering to me. Listen closely: “Bite me” “Bite me” “Bite me”.
OK, you’re the human, GRRRRRR!
OVER!
By the way, where’s The Bush? I gotta drop a Gidduck!
I think I burned it up cooking spotted owls for dinner the other night.
Poor little thing just made an ash of itself.
You must mean two other bushes, I still live, breathe and rustle! Oh and keep that dog away from me. I’m a shrubbery, not a public toilet!
At least this one can spell and use proper grammar. His “quotes” are even between periods!!
No sign of Magnum Cream Pie …
Almost everyone in the industry is here: federal, state, local and private industry from LE, intel, and security.
Nope … Don’t see him.
So, if he insults you, it’s perfectly okay. If you compare his smile to a misquoted line from a movie, it’s intentional infliction? Yeah, this guy is getting his legal advice from an idiot.
I hope he doesn’t take flying advice from the same idiot or he might run out of fuel before he gets to the drop zone.
To be clear, I do not wish death upon anyone. I hope they live long lives.
However, I am also a Biblical man. I may hope that God does to them what He did to Job, but without the happy ending. Job lost his wife, his children, his fortune, his health, his good name, and then God said his trials were complete. In regards to this bunch, I only want to hear God say, “I’m not done f*cking with you yet.”
This guy doesn’t need any advice on how to crash a plane. Remember that he has an arrest for flying under the influence.
Mr. Dallas. There is a woman mentioned on Hot Air that would be perfect for your alleged Casanova skills. It is the thread re Chelsa Manning suing Chuckie Hagel for not giving “her” anti testosterone treatments. Just trying to help you.
PS: where in Chicago are you jumping? Might like to watch and cheer you on.
Will you yell, “PULL!” when you see his parachute open?
Remember: the new code name for dullas whippitnflogit is ‘mandog’.
This fucker has more nicknames than Apollo Creed!
🙂
Ex-PH2,
Its easy to figure out which skydiving experience he is going to use.
From the vast list in the Chicago Phone Book I’m sure he will go to “Opens on Impact Skydiving Experience.”
Thank you!
I’m quite sure he’s just posting another one of his lies and will offer photos showing he was there, but we can always contact any and all skydiving groups in the midwest and ask them if they ever even saw his flabby ass show up. And we can use the orange jumupsuit mug shot for backup.
That or just contact those groups and ask if some flabby motor-mouthed fool was dropped of by a short yellow bus to come jump with them this weekend!
Jonn, I think we got the adjectives mixed up.
It should be “lady whisperer” and “dog’s man”.
You can define those whatever way you want.
Dallas Wittgenfeld: Another “Stolen Valor Vulture” bites the dust…! Nice to admit that you’re older than dirt, and that when we take a bite into you, “we bite the dust.” Dallas Wittgenfeld: And, I have been invited to go skydiving on the Skydive Chicago drop zone…. Oh… Oh…. Lots of civilians and military go skydiving, you make this sound like there’s something special about you… no… wait… there IS something special about you… you’re special as in “special ed” special. Dallas Wittgenfeld: Now, you know what “The LRP 41 Cometh!” means… In your case, it means that you look more like a fat comet than you do a man sky diving. You’re a Lard-ass Retard Pendojo (LRP) comet when you fall from the plane. Dallas Wittgenfeld: Pemature Ejaculation…. Me…? Women have described men, having your boastful arrogant bragging attitude, as men who generally have erection problems and men who have premature ejaculation. I wouldn’t be surprised if your attitude against this community is one that you’re using to compensate for that reality. Dallas Wittgenfeld: Stop it man. No, these guys are going to keep hammering you, because they get a kick out of your “little me butthurt” comments. Dallas Wittgenfeld: You know I am the Ladies’ Favorite… That’s for a reason… BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Good one! Your attitude here makes you come across as a bully and a control freak. That tends to turn women off. If the above theory is true, then you wouldn’t be a “favorite,” unless it’s “favorite guy to friend-zone!” So Dallas, how many hookers have friend zoned your ass this week? Dallas Wittgenfeld: But I do have a neighbor with a chihuahua. My male Shar Pei smells her ass everyday… My Chinese dog will “piss on another dog’s head” on my command. How funny is that… ? I wouldn’t be surprised if you got a sniff of that chihuahua’s ass… you’re nasty, keep your bestiality to yourself. Dallas Wittgenfeld: Why are you harassing and dishonoring me before breakfast on the weekend..? Why aren’t you ignoring him? Why aren’t you ignoring this community? If you ignored us, you… Read more »
@besig~
lolz at his “triage”…Sounds fancy and all, but all that means is that a nurse will chat with him to determine if he needs a doctor and how fast he needs to be seen…
My guess is that they put him on that mystery wait list… :twist:
My guess is that this’ll happen to him:
Maybe I’m just dirty minded, but those two “oh”s in a row are, well…
I dunno. Sounds like he’s getting off while typing it.
DallASS Wittgenfeld the butt-hurt perpetual loser, you bore the crap out of me, you mishegas altar kocker! All anyone needs to do is to to Lars Larson’s website and type “Stolen Valor” in the search window which will guide them to the thread on your and your fellow farshtunken schmatta display your idiotic drivel and stupidity for all to see. On that comment thread everyone can see the first two innocent Men you impugned of being me as well as your other idiocy and drivel. You call us stalkers, but where and when have we ever posted any personal info about you such as address and phone number? WE NEVER HAVE, you blathering imbecilic nincompoop, only your Military Service embellishment along with other failures & gaffes were chronicled. On the thread I just mentioned is where you and one of your fellow imbeciles have done what you accuse us of. Your fellow idiot still hasn’t found me for real, and neither have you despite your usual blathering “The *SLURP*man cometh!”. Yes, I refer to you as an idiot and an imbecile, you had a Military Career to be proud of AS IS, no embellishments were necessary, that’s what was outed, yet you still live your lie. We’re not stalking and harassing you, you keep threatening the crowd here that you’re coming to see us, you’ll sue us, etcetera along with your blather online elsewhere, and by doing that you throw yourself right back in the spoight for us to laugh at your idiocy once again. We have left other posers alone, those who fessed up and shut up, but you’re like some of the inmates my friends in LE and corrections tell me about, the ones that get into fight after fight and get their asses beat every time. You’ll never learn, Dallas Wittgenfeld, and neither will you ever win against the TAH or Anti-SV Community!
Yer TAH daily challenge; attempt to read all the way through LRP 41’s google plus ravings:
https://plus.google.com/114513534688093825424/posts
P.S. TAH, HS Junior, etc. are not legally liable for any brain liquefecation that may ensue upon trying to comprehend Dallas’s many and odious crimes against spelling, grammar, and logic.
Oh not you don’t….that shit made my brain hurt. If I hadn’t left the page as quickly as I did, I would have lost IQ points. And, remember, not all of us have 133+ IQs like Heavy Chevy so I can’t afford to lose any!
Speaking of the ‘ol blobfish, I haven’t heard much about him lately, is he giving up on trying to be second to Bernath in this year’s SV Tourney? Meh, that would be an achievement for him, and he’s a perpetual underachiever!
We’re missing a bet at not starting a pool as to when he’ll pop up and/or update his “Evidence” POS Blog. You know his typing finger is itching.
He may post on his blog, but with the investigations that Northland Hills PD did on him regarding his mental state of mind, I do believe the blobfish has finally saw the futility of announcing his major BUTT HURT that he under went here.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I know that the blobfish would like to fire of some very loud fart blanks at us, but his only source of income is from his security guard certifications, and I have a gut felling that if he had kept up his shenanigans, he could have had his security licenses revoked.
Went there, stayed a minute, got bored, left. After searching for many years, I can finally say I figured what stoopid looks like after viewing his dumbass site.
As the old Chief said: Some days you are the dog and some days you are the fire hydrant. Dallas is ALWAYS the hydrant!
*Woof*
Did someone say fire hydrant?
*Woof*
*OVER*
Cometh? Are you sure he didn’t mean “co-meth”?
That mugshot makes me wonder if he still has any teeth left?
Can’t wait to see if he gets featured on faces of meth next.
Hi boys I have come out of the closet, I’m looking for a big buff hairy bear to take my cherry ass to poundtown. I really wanna be lrp41 cummith. in your mouth..loce Princess Dallas
Riddle me this, His kid is a Lawyer, how come he needs Bernath and Wickre?
It does not take an Einstein to figure that one out!!!!!
I’ll wager a guess and say its that “Your enemy is my enemy” thing…
Nah, I’ll go with the, “even his kids think he’s a piece of shit” option.
Bernath’s do, what with him being a deadbeat daddy and all.
You said it all right there Sparky, I second that!
I ignore this steaming pile of dog shit named Dallas, these days. He wants and craves attention, because that’s all he has. That’s why he does all his “thunder chicken” bullshit. That’s why he constantly harasses TSO and Jonn in emails and on the site. He’s a fucking clown, even without the chicken suit. Just do as I do and ignore the sonavabich.
His butt buddy, Daniel Alan Bernath, never a CPO in any capacity, is now claiming “Honorary SEAL.” 🙄
http://www.aspecialdayguide.com/itainthell/index.htm
Oh boy, he really fucked up now. He’s taking potshots at Senior Chief Shipley? And posting a picture of Mrs. Shipley. I don’t know who’ll slap him harder, Senior Chief, the Hair, or the Mrs. Damn, I think he went completely around the bend. Also, that website is 20 kinds of fucked up. I may have to do some of those brain puzzle exercises to get back some of the smarts I lost looking at it!
That yutzi meschugener of a shmendrick has not only been throwing shit at SCPO (Ret.) Don Shipley, USN, the second Gentleman he wrongly accused of being me is a former Navy SEAL who is now a Doctor! Daniel A. Bernath is not only an extreme coward and liar, he is a very vile manipulator, look at how he continues to libel and slander people with the transparent facade of “satire”, he thinks he can make people stop spreading the truth about him by slandering honest folks. He’s choosing to mess with the wrong people, and it’s just a matter of time until he truly harvests what he’s sown, a number of those whom he has wronged will see that he pays! I will never have any remorse, sorrow, or pity for him, I was raised by the Old School where one thing I was taught is that you need to be ready to fess up, owe up, and face the consequences for it if you decide to do wrong to people. Daniel A. Bernath was caught doing wrong, and he decided to spit on as many decent people as he could in return, something that walking bucket of toad and pig snot still does, and he will be held accountable for it. He might laugh when he posts his crap on his page, but as the saying goes, “He who laughs last laughs best.”. Many will be laughing long and hard at Daniel A. Bernath after he harvests what he’s sown with the fine and respectable people of the Anti-Stolen Valor Community and others. I’m certain that Daniel A. Bernath’s sudden claim to have been a SEAL is little more than another one of the shmendrick’s juvenile jabs, and he’s do in it just to provoke SCPO (Ret.) Don Shipley, USN, it’s just another one of his shitty stunts that he will be held accountable for, forget about if, it’s WHEN it will happen!
I would say “GAY EN DRED” to Daniel A. Bernath, but he’s sending himself there in this life and the next!
Pay back by way of justice system is a bitch. Particularly when all want a bite at the apple!
Indeed, MCPO! Like the Good Lord said, “As you sow, so shall you reap.”
Just because Daniel A. Bernasty had a ghey encounter with LLrP41 in a downed plane, in a corn field, does not mean that Daniel A. Bernasty is a confirmed homosexual. Not at all.
He just needed money for the postage on his next frivolous lawsuit.
The Cadre leadership (h/t Chevy) will probably say that this can’t be addressed now and I understand that. I do hope that a future AAR/HotWash addresses if the Judges get to see this madness.
Hasn’t he gone to a whole new level attacking and slandering a legally established business? And for no apparent reason? Wow.
SJ: at one point, DullAss WitLessOne apparently believed I was Don Shipley. Seriously.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39413
Maybe he’s gone back to believing that. Or maybe he just needs to have his meds adjusted again. Dunno.
And since I know you (and your partners in “teh stoopid”) are reading this, WitLessOne – no, I’m not Don Shipley.
Daniel A. Bernath once openly alleged that Michelle Malkin was one of the Ladies of TAH, he is that harebrained and reckless in what he says!! For the record, I think it would be extremely cool if the lovely Ms. Malkin really was a TAH regular, but like all the rest of Daniel A. Bernath’s allegations, IT’S FICTION!
Hondo is Hondo,
I personally believe he is the spirit of John Wayne with a good internet connection.
Or maybe he is the Matrix!
I used to wonder about it but then the men in black showed up in a dream.
I do think its odd how Hondo and JRM are never in the same room at the same time.
Hum
Nah, Enigma4You – I’m also not JRM. I’m a number of miles away from the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Mississippi. Never been there, actually.
It does sound like a nice place, though. Maybe one day.
But not any time soon.
Yes, bumblebrain really is working SO hard to convince everyone that he’s a mental case, when in fact, his entire history shows that he is nothing but a liar, a cheat, a fraud and a thief.
And the more he posts, the more he gets you all riled up about it.
What else do you think his intention was? To make you hungry for pizza?
It’s all bullshit and nothing else. Let it go.
The moment someone gets angry and posts something that could even remotely suggests they intended to come anywhere near him will be the moment that Daniel A. Bernath jumps for joy and runs off to file something on as many people as he can once again, I offer the latest juvenile idiotic, slanderous drivel he put up about SCPO (Ret.) Don Shipley, USN and his wife as one example, the other lies as more. If you let his trash and lies upset you even the least bit, you’re doing just what he wants you to. He is doing all he can to antagonize anyone and everyone he can into getting angry and saying something to him, that’s what he wants in order to file another tsunami of effluvia in another courtroom! It’s been a while since I let his crap agitate me even the least bit as soon as I glanced at it. As soon as I realized what manipulation game he’s trying to play, I just looked at it and thought “What a bitter, sorry excuse of a human being he is, he’ll never change, learn, grow up, or win!”. His level of mental maturity is MAYBE that of a Kindergartner, like “that kid” in the corner who is jealous, thus he does all he can to antagonize and agitate others, then goes to the teacher to tattle the split second someone says anything or makes even the slightest move. Daniel A. Bernath always has been and always will be a jealous, conniving, bitter little excuse of a man who tries to take what others have worked to earn away from them and gloat over how angry he has made people at him. Yes, I’m convinced that he enjoys making others angry and upset, his antics prove it. Daniel A. Bernath’s posts of drivel are the centerpiece of his manipulation head game he likes to play and make people angry, just taking a deep breath and thinking something like “What a pathetic excuse of a person, I’m not falling for his trick!” when you look at his online idiocy… Read more »
“His level of mental maturity is MAYBE that of a Kindergartner”
As a father of a Kindergartener, I would offer my daughter is a more mature, thoughtful person than birdbrain will ever be.
I stand corrected, I now see I should have said that at best, Daniel A. Bernath has the maturity of a Pre-Schooler!!
You give him way too much credit.
His behavior is repetitive, right down to the method and now, it does not work.
I have sweaters with higher IQs than his.
He truly is not worth the time it takes to look at that mess he calls a website.
*WHOOOOT!* HEY GANG, GUESS WHAT? Daniel A. Bernath says “Vietnam Veterans live rent-free in A PROUD INFIDEL’S®™ Hebrew mind”
WHAT an anti-Semitic shmendrick.
SHALOM, SCHMUCK!!! Keep kvetching the schmatta, it’s good comedy!!
And apparently I’m still going to Oregon.
Who’s living in who’s mind rent free, exactly?
Holy shit. That is some weapons-grade fucking stupid.
Someone needs to remind Bernath it ain’t a real good idea to fuck with SEALs.
I’ve met and known a couple of real SEALS, they have plenty of self-control and discipline, and I’m sure that Don Shipley (SCPO, USN (Ret.) sees right through Daniel A. Bernath’s juvenile and imbecilic attempt to provoke him into saying something to him. I’m positive that Bernath WANTS a phone call from Don Shipley, thus he posted that idiotic drivel about him, his Mrs., and his business, Don Shipley, SCPO, USN (Ret.)has worked like hell all of his adult life and earned what he has, Bernath sits there jealous and scheming about how he’s going to antagonize and provoke Don Shipley into at least calling him on the phone, and that’s it, there’s something Bernath can screech about as a received threat, then he files another tsunami of effluvia in another courtroom! Bernath WANTS people to get as upset, mad, or angry as he can at him, drek like that take pleasure in doing so! The best thing you can make anytime you decide to view his online effluvia is something like “Yeah, still trying to make someone angry, it’s not going to work on me.” That is the opposite of what Daniel A. Bernath wants you to think, he’s a manipulator, a breed that does so by preying on people’s emotions. That as well as a scheming, conniving sueaholic Conman!!
The never was a CPO’s newest offering just screams mental illness. Does he ever sleep? All that photoshopping and verbage. Sheesh. What a sick fuck.
I don’t think Daniel A. Bernath is mentally ill, the more I look at his games, the more I see him as a scheming con artist trying to manipulate people to anger. Once that happens, he’ll go full throttle screaming about how he’s being threatened, and he’ll sue everyone including the Mayor and the Dog Catcher thinking he will get at least a settlement. We see right through his con games and facades, I looked at his chickenshit smear at the Shipleys, and in my mind, that confirmed my suspicion that he is doing all he can to make someone get angry enough to at least say they will come see him face to face, that is when the yutzi drek of a shmendrick will go file another set of lawsuits against everyone he did previously using even the tiniest hint of a threat as grounds to file, then another tsunami of excreta from the slimy sueaholic lowlife. He wants to intimidate everyone he can into backing off and letting him live his lies and con games, thus his latest slander job on SCPO (Ret.) Don Shipley, USN and his wife! He’s trying every lowlife cheapshit stunt he can on anyone he can in order to get a response and launch more lawsuits, that’s all it is. Your con games are not going to work on us, Daniel A. Bernath, you are little more than a pathetic excuse of an adult-aged human male, your pathetic attempts to make us get mad at you are like the temper tantrums of a toddler, and we see your immaturity as well as your insecurity as plain as day. You have made yourself miserable right now in this life, and you will make it much worse for you all by yourself. One thing I learned from my parents and mentors growing up is to live like you want to be remembered when your time comes, I won’t be remembered as anyone rich or famous, but I’ll be remembered as someone who was honest, hardworking, and helped others. You, Daniel A. Bernath will one day… Read more »
He will be remembered for his past too.
The end of the story will be told.
His Stolen Valor, court room antics and web site BS is just the tip of the iceberg.
His real story is what most can not see above the waterline.
Fortunately, we have a clear view of everything below the waterline.
below the waterline
Below the waistline?
Thers’s nothing memorable there, either.
I figured that part of his upcoming misery will be having his past shown for all to see. I enjoy going back to the Pilot’s Forum where they discuss not only his crash, but the lawsuit excreta he flung as far and fast as he could, they laugh at him there as well!!
Yeah, here it is, enjoy, there are multiple pages:
http://www.pilotsofamerica.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71239
Its tempting to call this turds home drop zone up in Florida and enlighten the staff to their turd stain called LRP MAN. He would cry his eyes out when the jump pilots refused to fly with him onboard. Or only gave bonus altitude one jumps we wasn’t onboard. It can be done.
I would suggest NOT to, the moment anyone did so, he would have something he and Daniel A. Bernath foul label as an example of “harassment and stalking”, and there could be another tsunami of effluvia from him and Bernath. Dallas Wittgenfeld has the same level of personal insecurity, jealousy, and immaturity that Daniel A. Bernath does, and he does the same tactics of infantile agitation and antagonization that Daniel A. Bernath does, remember the Facebook post from him a short while back saying how he reveled about Jonn suffering from ALS? Compare that to what Daniel A. Bernath posted about the Shipleys along with the drunken drivel from Psul/Palmer K. Wickre and notice the common thread.
Thanks API
Their is a nice web sight that will anomaly ship a box elephant poop to somebody looks nice.
poopsenders.com
POOPSENDERS.COM
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HEHEHEHE IMO
This dude is nothing but a clown and has no credibility.
Just empty threats.
And ,if I am not mistaken, they already know.
I’m sure of it too, that’s why they’re spouting off like this trying to antagonize anybody they can into saying something, losers will be losers!!
I also concur with you and GT, they are employing a version of “Recon by fire” in hopes of someone doing something that they can hone in on legal wise.
To everyone here that has had some inkling of revenge or pay back to these idiots need to understand that this is exactly what they want. Don’t let them get under your skin. They have all dug their own holes and they very well know it, let them bury themselves, all we have to do is just stand back and watch. Don’t give them anything that they can use on a legal basis. In some pretty simple language, just chill out and watch these slow motion train wrecks happen. Hell I get more entertainment here instead of the TV.
If any of these turds have done something against any one here that is cause for either criminal or civil action, then by all means take what ever legal action necessary against them. I know that they have posted two threats made against Jonn that the authorities simply will not investigate or prosecute. So we keep up with the best disinfectant there is, THE TRUTH. if anyone wants to side with them, then hey, no skin off of my teeth, but like the blobfish’s 7th wife, she had to learn the hard way. As MCPO has stated numerous times, “The wheels of justice grinds slow”. Give it time everyone, and let these idiots fire off all the fart blanks they want, cause as I see it, that is all they have, and I also have a gut feeling that there is a lot more going on, but Jonn, TSO, MCPO, and the other admins just cannot post that info.
Again, they are employing “recon by fire”, just be patient and sit back and enoy the train wreck.
I wonder what happen between Dilly Dallas and Arthur South, The cooks helper wanna be SEAL. Rumor has it that South wanted to marry Wittgenfeld once he found out the drunk clown was toothless.
Just took a look at Birdbath’s so-called web page.
What a bunch of pure, Grade-A, unadulterated 110% horseshit.
I know, I just looked at what he posted about me, and i can’t quit laughing at that shmendrick!! I wonder what will happen when he really sees the tsuris he has given himself? I’m certain that the whole gaggle of them will plotz!!
Did you look at the entire thing, all the way down?
And see how he’s hijacked this thread so it focuses on him?
His comments regarding SCPO Shipley are poorly disguised grade school attempts at provoking a response…..and quite amateurish at that.
This “never was and never will be a CPO” is simply a skid mark on the undershorts of life.
Well, he IS a crashing bore.
But what else can you expect of him?
I ave been wondering. Has Birdbath ever WON a single lawsuit? Im not talking about representing clients at a Social Security HEARING ( which apparently he wasn’t good at).
I filed a one page hand-written appeal and got someone SSDI benefits, so its not rocket science.
Birdbath somehow thinks that his “experience” in SS hearings and Ambulance chasing in California make him a legal whiz.
Birdbath, you are nothing but an incompetent clerk. Your blatant lies when attempting to file your suits are disgusting. The system that you are attempting to manipulate to STEAL money from legit companies and individuals is getting weary of your idiotic behavior.
You are headed for a huge fall. You should take the very strong hint that the judge gave you for your further actions when he tossed your incompetent ass out of his courtroom.
Since you can’t seem to get it, the legal system you are trying to manipulare is going to make it very clear to your ignorant ass. Your cases will be thrown out. The countersuits will all go against you and you will not be able to have a single unprotected asset in your name for the rest of what pitiful life you have. Your license to practice law will be revoked in Ca, and the judge will hopefully have a court-ordered mental exam done on you. Once you are declared mentally incompetent ( like you should ave been years ago) your frivolious suits will stop.
Oh, and you have never been nor will ever will be an honorary CPO you sack of pigshit.
He’s a terrible pilot, as well. That’s the opinion of 8 pilots I had a drink with the other night. Real pilots, not sport pilots, who fly jets for a living.
His ticket has been puched and the pain train has left the station.
He will get what he deserves … The whole story will be told.
Believe me, there are other irons in the fire regarding Bernath’s “suits”.
Now that’s just a tease…….
Fat silly bald lawyer with rat on face makes Ten Bears laugh… again.
Heh. Heh. (Snort)
Reading through that sorry excuse of a webpage, I couldn’t help but think of Ozzy’s “Diary of a Madman”.
The album is much better BTW.
While on the subject of “sorry excuses”, I happened by PETCO this weekend while they were doing their weekly dog adoptions and I saw that Bernath still hasn’t been adopted. It must suck to see a blind, three-legged dog garner more attention…but at least the dog is house trained.
Poor boy – no longer with SFA,and no longer a member of Military Order of the Purple Heart. Bless his heart. What will he do now?
Hmm – no longer a member of the MOPH? That’s . . . just . . . too . . . bad.
But since WitLessOne is IMO truly a “real piece of work” – I can believe it.
justsayin
Where did you hear about this?
Google is not helping.
/justaskin
Insider info. Tired of keepin it quiet.