James Deon Korfhage; NG Ranger fail

| September 2, 2014

James Deon Korfhage field

Scotty sends us his work on James Deon Korfhage, former Ranger dude lookin’ for love on the intertubes;

James Deon Korfhage claims

He must be real studly, because he only spent 21 days in the Army National Guard and went home a private E-1, so he must have been through basic, AIT, jump school and Ranger School in the space of 3 weeks with no rest.

James Deon Korfhage FOIA

If you Google his name, you’ll see he’s been pretty active in the judicial system since he got out of the Army, probably because he caught the PTSD.

Added: Korfhage was sentenced to 20 years in prison and 10 years of supervised released.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Sapper3307

I wonder if he is an expert with the offensive shovel or just another steamy pile of Gidduck?

Sparks

Morning Sapper3307…I don’t think they get to offensive/defensive shovel training until week 4 or 5 of basic now. Only thing, he’s dug is a shit hole for himself. I say good, let’s fill it in with the shit he deserves.

Combat Historian

More like an ex-Army DANGER, as in to any woman who is dumb enough to be taken in by his bullshit and try to actually meet this loser…

NHSparky

I’m sure a real Ranger said he could claim it…/sarc

//victimless crime

///what bullshit

rb325th

He was barely in the Army long enough to inprocess, and outprocess as a TDP loss. You have to be as f’d up as a soup sandwich to get out that quickly.
Douchebag.

Green Thumb

Sexually assaulted an elderly man?

WTF?!?!?

Jonn, where do you find these people?

Sheesh!

CP

ASSAULTED, not sexually assaulted. Goddamn man, ahahaha.

nbcguy54

Hey probably didn’t like being called Kornphlake.

Sparks

nbcguy54…I’ve always liked the “Great Cornholio”.

nbcguy54

Sparks – years ago I had to explain who Cornholio was to my son’s kindergarten teacher. He could do a great imitation, but apparently it was a little disruptive in class….man did we get in some trouble with his mama.

Smitty

We found someone with a shorter career then bunny love coldiron! Who would have guessed they both have Ranger tabs

John "Faker 6" Giduck
GDContractor

With your illustrious 58 day record, and this assclown’s 21 days of glory, the mathematical probability of you two bloodthirsty killers intersecting in an advanced military course are approximately equal to one fake CPO correctly computing the fuel requirements for a 1 hour flight in a single engine light sport aircraft. The key word being “correctly”. Your e-tool mad skils might slew the curve slightly in your favor however.

kevin kenneally

You are olde…. So you ARE confused…. Take your meds lately?

nbcguy54

On a COMPLETELY different subject:

Happy VJ Day to everyone!

MGySgtRet.

Thanks for the reminder. Right back at you!!

Azygos

Damn, I just woke up and read that as him being in Rapper school.

Stumbles off to get caffeine…

Green Thumb

This man needs a hearty handshake and a warm bowl of soup.

Ranger to Over-the-road driver.

Yeah. Right.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Another sad sack, pretending to be something he wasn’t to score a date….

He could probably find work with the Ferguson PD if he was so inclined as they seem to enjoy having liars on the force.

Funny how everyone here is well aware that lying about service and accomplishment is never the only thing these guys are guilty of over their lifetimes but a judge in Missouri thinks cops who lie aren’t worth pursuing over minor perjury, must be when Missouri cops commit perjury they are absolutely pristine in the rest of their existence and only lie about beating wrongfully arrested black males.

GT has APL and I think I will keep after the Ferguson PD until they fire the perjuring assholes they kept on for the last five years knowing full well that those men and one woman are documented liars and perjurers.

Green Thumb

I am surprised this turd is not part of WWP.

ArmyATC

Looky who I found. He goes by Deon on the interwebs.

https://www.facebook.com/deon.korfhage

nbcguy54

Poor horse…

E-6 type, 1 ea

Thanks. It sure is a good thing he posted his employment information on his fb profile. His employer has now been forwarded this link, as well as the recording of his phone call to Jonn. Adios, MF.

🙂

A Proud Infidel®™

Cornhole McQueef, I presume? Booted after only 21 days as well, HEY, maybe he could have completed the top seekrit sooperdooperseekritsqwirrel concentrated version of Basic, AIT, Airborne & Ranger schools in that time, right? /sarc

CWO5USMC

Wow….21 days…shitbird.
Nice to see that even though I’ve taken a little time off, these posers are still at it ’round the clock. How does someone think they can lie about this and not get caught these days?? Unfucking believable….

Hack Stone

Another example of the REP, Rapid Enlistment Program. That is where you complete your military obligation while undergoing basic training. For those that complete basic training, only to screw up while undergoing primary MOS training or first duty station, they participate in AEP, Accelerated Enlistment Program.

Tom6400

Lawrenceville, GA is not too far from me and Dahlonega. He must be the real deal!

Bobo

My sister lives in Winder (his home town according to Facebook) and half of my high school class lives in or near Lawrenceville (his current residence). It’s time to make someone Internet famous.

nbcguy54

I’m bringing the popcorn…

Tman

Like I always say, common sense would dictate that in this informational digital age where any information can be found and verified in seconds, that would be phonies would think twice about putting their ‘professional’ lives, ‘reputation,’ and careers on the line.

Yet as we have seen, time and time again, that it doesn’t seem to deter any of these phonies. At all.

Practically every other day, sometimes every day, we read of yet another phony.

The only conclusion is that these phonies are truly delusional and sociopaths; their need for instant gratification and ego fulfillment overrides any ounce of common sense or decency.

Anonymous in Jax

I know this seems minor compared to claiming to be an ex-Army Ranger, but this dude needs to learn about using a period every once in a while! His dating profile gave me a headache because it’s so difficult to read!

Anonymous ;)

It is SO much worse than this article made it sound, lol. He claims to have two bronze stars and a purple heart and wears a High School graduation looking ring that has a Ranger insignia on it. He would tell stories of his time overseas and watching his best friend get shot and killed in battle .. he would discredit other service members for not having as many awards or life-threatening events as he does … it’s beyond infuriating. i’m glad karma has come back around on him. Military experience isn’t the only thing he lies about, either .. he lies about EVERYTHING and steals (up to, and including, military ID cards) … So yea .. lets all say a quick prayer for any ladies he may rope in from that bullshit. He screwed over family, it doesn’t get much worse than that!

A Proud Infidel®™

Dingleberry.

Green Thumb

Been a while since I have heard that.

Flagwaver

This crotch pheasant is a real winner, from the sounds of things. And, by winner, I mean loser. Well, unless you consider winning at being a low-life wannabe Ranger and not even qualified to call himself a Leg.

OldSargeUSAR

Hey, Kornflake:

I checked your FB page. That extra weight you’re carrying around sure makes you look like one fat fuck bedwetter.
Oh, wait… You ARE a fat fuck bedwetter.
Word is you are also ghey… a fat fuck ghey bedwetter.

Green Thumb

Is this maggot still running his semen sampler?

Green Thumb

This clown is about as rough and tough as a roll of Charmin.

Green Thumb

Is this chickenshit still running his mouth?

Big Steve

I heard the audio of this whack job threatening John. Was ranting and raving for some minutes about how he was going to come to John’s house, torture his family, kill, yadda yadda.

Korfhage… you are the definition of a gutless punk. And a nut case who, surprise, surprise… never showed up at John’s house.

Which is probably lucky for you.

rb325th

Just saw on Facebook where this turd is in Jail courtesy of Homeland Security, and the Georgia Probation Dept was wondering if he should be let out…
My answer would be Hell No! Karma, it’s what is for breakfast today apparently!