Antonio F. Lobo, Jr; secret squirrel in Rhode island

| December 22, 2013

Scotty sends us his work on this Antonio F. Lobo, Junior dude who has been scamming folks in Rhode Island with this dandy DD214 to prove his service;

Antonio Lobo, Jr. Discharge

When people can’t find anything about his service, he says it’s because his “Division” was top secret and that he hasn’t legally existed for more than five years, but his secret military service doesn’t preclude him from talking about it with everyone and wearing his dog tags (I took mine off for the first time since basic as I drove through the Fort Benning gate and haven’t worn them since). If you look closely at the document above, it says that it was issued by the State of Rhode Island, but his signature is over a signature block of the National Personnel Records Center. The NPRC says “Who?”

Antonio Lobo Jr. FOIA

Here’s what he told ex-wives/-girlfriends what he’s earned;

Antonio Lobo, Jr. claims

So ends his days of not existing on the internet. Welcome to the fame you craved, Antonio.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Chris

Doesn’t everyone have this certificate?? I mean this looks absolutely legit!

Hayabusa

I’m just surprised that totally legit Certification of Military Service was able to survive the big warehouse fire in St. Louis. One of the lucky few.

Hayabusa

I like how the SF and USASOC patches are upside down. Only the real “inside the wire” Black Ops guys are allowed to wear them like that.

Green Thumb

Looks like the required documentation one would need to present APL upon employment and subsequent SCI.

High speed.

SFC D

Hey, I didn’t get a certificate like that! Get Panetta on the horn, now now now!

SDUS

Hi-speed accomplished all that and got SFC after just over 2.5yrs of service? What a screwball…

Ex-PH2

Wow. I’m so impressed at the incredibly desperate desire to not only be the center of attention wherever he goes, but also his ability to be a drama queen.

Why don’t these people stick to writing books? And why must they be so obvious about how much they want to be what they are not? I’d be truly impressed if this guy actually sold donuts and donated the proceeds to a pet rescue or a service dog group.

PFM

Apparently I didn’t read the new ALARACT about how chevrons are worn – thank God he cleared it up 🙂

Hondo

PFM: yeah, I missed that ALARACT too. I also missed the ALARACT that says a Sergeant First Class now wears three chevrons and three “rockers”. (smile)

(For non-Army types: ALARACT stands for “All Army Activities”. They are typically of general interest to all Army personnel and are sent as formal messages with a sequence number of the form ###-YY – e.g., 302-13.)

steve14

HAHAHAHA.. These people don’t even try. His fake discharge paper does say it was given at “Rhode Island Veterans Affairs”. Maybe he was in the Rhode Island Army Airborne.

OldSargeUSAR

I’m pleased that this hi-speed, lo-brow, douchebag bedwetter has found Internet fame, especially at this time of the year.

Antonio F. Lobo, Jr., you are a piece of work. Poser, phony asshat. May you have many Google hits during 2014.

Fen

Dammit. Do you have any idea how much work its been to keep an entire division of Secret Squirrels off the radar? And then he just blabs it to the world. Geez.

Smitty

an E-8 claiming SFC, or is it the other way around? in 2.5 years he gained a Ranger tab, Sapper tab, and log tab. no wonder he made E-8 SFC so fast. even got a deployment and airborne out of the way while getting a PH and BS.

Clearly this guy invented time travel so he was able to do 20+ years in only 2 years 9 months. this guy is so freaking high speed yall cant even imagine how awesome he is. and by the way, he accomplished all this and is a year younger then me. this guy is totally legit, yall are just hatin

SSG Medzyk

TRADOC patch. I’m convinced.

Andy

I like how on his rack the rainbow bright ribbon ranks just below the purple heart.

Instinct

Hey! I never got my certificate, they just gave me this crappy piece of paper that says DD214

Green Thumb

Turd Pusher.

B Woodman

Dear Antonio,
“Do you love it, do you hate it,
Here it is, the way you made it.”

Green Thumb

Dude is probably like Matt Beck and Bob “The Maggot”: has the “dog tags” tattooed on his nutsack.

Ex-PH2

Dogtags? Mine are on my keychain. They have my blood type and religion on them. I thought it was a good idea to keep them handy in case my car gets hit by a train or a deer jumps through my windshield.

BCousins

He is a self certified poser. He signed his own “certificate”. That tells me a lot about this guy and the people he is trying to impress. He and they have no freakin idea what real looks like.

Flagwaver

I’m odd in that I still wear my tags. Kind of for the same reason as Ex-PH2. But, that doesn’t mean much. It’s just I got used to them and feel strange without them, really.

As for Ricky Retardo up there. I love how he “earned” the flash for a Monica-cap. I wish I could go back in time and fail that course. Maybe I could have continued wearing the normal BDU cap and/or c*nt cap with my uniforms!

DevilChief

Kinda comical that it’s all folded up unevenly like he keeps his “discharge” in his back pocket–

Pineywoods NCO

Smells like a big can of bullcorn in the midst. Since he is close to the Atlantic…let him prove himself. Throw him in about 5 miles out and see if he can swim to shore…

BS artist.

NHSparky

Funny, the only things I keep on my person that give any clue I ever served are my American Legion and VFW membership cards. I’d give this guy a buck if he strolled into his local post of either organization and tried to join with that crap he’s sporting.

Cause the looks and the beatdown he’d get for it would be priceless.

Civilwarrior

This shit is hilarious.

A Proud Infidel

Another supertard!! Damn, I wouldn’t be able to summon the energy necessary to beat his ass if he flashed that shit to me, I’d be laughing my ass off right in his face!!

Brownwolf

I looked at the bottom – right-corner of his “document” and it has the following form number; NA Form 13068, which is the NPRC form for Walk-In Request for OPM Records or Information. The civilian government employee version of requesting someone’s military records. Maybe this guy formerly worked for the NPRC in one capacity or other.

NHSparky

Or maybe he just pulled the number out of his ass and got lucky.

A Proud Infidel

One thing is certain, he claims to be a secret squirrel, and he’s nuttier than squirrel shit!!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Does anybody actually for that paperwork?

Member of the United States Army Airborne?

What the h3ll is this crap? What the h3ll is wrong with stupid sons of b1tches?

Antonio Lobo Jr., you sir are a giant stupid son of a b1tch. may your holiday season be one filled with all the karma you have coming your way you lying sack of sh1t.

Is this not fraud and forgery? Obviously the form sucks so bad no one would consider a forgery it’s more a complete piece of made up crap, but still….geez.

Brownwolf

NHSparky,
I don’t think it was luck. Human nature is exposure to things big and small in life. People see, hear, read, feel, and are exposed to things they absorb, recombine with other life experiences, and remake it their own.

My gut feeling tells me that this tool was formerly employed at the NPRC not luck at picking some random number out of his butthole.

Merry Christmas, time for us to leave for home and visit my ol’ mum.

AndyFMF

All I can say is, “God bless these fakers.” If it weren’t for them, the cost of awards/ribbons/uniform items would be bourne solely by me. Thank you for spreading the cost over a larger population…….and that’s about the only positive spin that I can put on it.

AndyFMF

#33…..it should have said, “bourne solely by those who rate.”

victimnomore

i know for a FACT that he did NOT work for NCPR. That would require a high school diploma, im sure lol… He is a petty thief and wannabe hero stealing the credit and unmatched bravery that REAL servicemen and woman of all branches earn by defending us “Civi’s”… all i can say is… may justice be served, and may his lies never destroy another persons life again… Thank you to all of you who DID/DO serve, and earned America the freedom to expose these individuals for the weak, low lives they are… God Bless

Unbelievable

Yea this is all BS.. I’ve known him most of my life and none of this is true.. He didn’t do this and this is all lies made up by a crazy psycho ex girlfriend.. Kind of sad that someone could stoop so low as to try and slander someone’s name on the internet.. She really needs to grow up..

newish

I wonder if this really is true..regardless of how long you have known him…. If you look up his criminal record he was charged with forgery of a false document

Steven

None of those patches have ever been worn.! None of those patches even make sense to be honest . You have like 8 unit patches but missing a critical one.! Looks like whoever bought this stuff online didnt know what they were doing.