Justice Kennedy Regional Results
Wittgenfeld (1) def. Coyle 69/31
*Lowry (9) def. Spors 87/13
Sharkey (5) def. Duft 76/24
Gugle (4) def. Frisoli 51.4/48.6
Truitt (3) def. Hughes 75/25
*Eddings (11) def Rose 72/28
Barwan (7) def Brown 60/40
Comacho (2) def Codoba 82/18
* upsets. Let the Stolen Valor Cinderellas Dance!
The Justice Roberts Regional will be up at 9:00 10-ish AM EST*. Or thereabouts anyway.
*Dude, this takes a lot longer than I thought.
All pictures courtesy of The Sniper!
Category: Politics
I’m not only shocked by Eddings’ upset of Rose, but the severity with which he did it. Holy wow!
I knew I recognized The Snipers photoshop-fu!!
I picked Lowery and Eddings but I was surprised by the Frijole result, I thought he would make the next round (literally) quite easily…..
@1 – me too. It was close during the day yesterday, and then I went home and something happened. Not sure if someone linked to us that was partisan for Eddings or what happened, but that one went into the tank fast. That did not happen with any other race. Frisoli did however lead most of yesterday, but when I left the office, it was tied at 124 votes a piece.
I thought for sure his baby-mama drama in the comments, status as a sex offender and the fact that he posed as an MP (really??) would lock that one down. I’m going to have to agree with the partisan link theory.
This could get very interesting.
I still thing the inhaler will take it all in the end. Nothing beats that Twilight stuff right now, all glittery and homoerotic. You just know he is going to go all the way. Vampire ninja.. He will impale you… Damn, I might have to go to the portajohns now.
YEAH DULLASS! I knew you would pull through, you Flying Assclown!
He should get extra just for the level of pure douchebaggery and all his whiny bitch comments.
Also, I should note that my Ozymandius reference to Frisoli had me chuckling all day. I know that you aren’t supposed to laugh at your own stuff, but for some reason I liked the line “My name is Little Debbie, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Given his bent for using racist slurs, I’d guess Wittgenfeld is gonna love that picture!
Why aren’t you supposed to laugh at your own stuff?? I amuse myself more than most of the people I know. 😀
Never underestimate the power of douchebaggery, psychosis and cowardice! wittgenfarce all the way!!! I fingered the orca fakes would be a good one and Eddings/Rose was a bit of a surprise.
I can’t even imagine the amount of time you’re putting into this. I know it was pretty time consuming just going through the list to come up with 64 assbags. It can’t compare to the time you’ve spent. Thanks again for doing this TSO, it sure is fun!
Fucking Beautiful!
Surprised and pleased – my candidates for anything usually don’t do that well. Okay, voting against Vlad was a lost cause — but I like to think people clicked on the Gugle link, and saw him right next to his forgery in his CSM finery, desecrating a ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier…the perfect triple play, the forgery, the basking in glory next to the real vets, and to round it out, the avoirdupois…
It’s morning – hear the bugle! Wake up, and vote for Gugle!
Gunny Driveway FTW!!!!
Yeah! I KNEW the Cock Inhaler had this one! And I am shocked at the fatass results.
Sharkey’s facial hair alone will get him to the sweet 16 at least. Which is shenanigans because I picked Duft to upset him and now my bracket doesn’t have a shot at winning the office pool!
Wow. I picked all winners! If only I could do this well in the football and NCAA basketball pools.
I knew Gugle would take it. Frisoli just didn’t do enough…though weebles wobble over and they don’t fall down.
Gugle though? That cat is all over that place dancing around in his little costume. This mad dog is on it.
Frisoli? I mean…he just ain’t trying.
Dear Sharkey:
Ron Jeremy called and he wants his reputation back.
…. GAY…. Are you guys fucking nutz…? Thanks for your for your hate speech… I need all the evidence I can find… 🙂 I get plenty of pussy by the way…. I have a stable full.
Yeah, I’m thinking that Dallas’ use of “stable” isn’t a metaphor in this case.
Where did someone call you gay? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Dullass, what you do with animals is your own business.
I find it funny how you get mad when people photoshop you, but think it’s just fine when you do it to others.
You’re such a whiny bitch, how the fuck you ever survived a “Ranger” unit is beyond me.
anyway, you got my vote all the way, douchebag.
The Sniper is clearly better at photoplasty than the flying assclown.
Come on, DullASS, we know you’re not gay. We heard you don’t like the taste of cock.
Y’know, I just read over the Gunny Driveway post and its comments in their entirety. I was going to say that I was a bit concerned that my imaginary “Go Gettfucked!!” coffee mug was going to be all for naught as his dumbfuckery may not be enough to push him over Gunny Driveway’s for sheer needledickery, then he posts and redeems himself.
To that, I say “Go Gettfucked!!!!!” I’ve faith in you, (very)big guy!
Jonn, I think Dullass meant a pen, not a stable.
Being a pussy and GETTING pussy aren’t the same thing, Dumbshit.
The Dullass photo is priceless. I still want to see that tardmo go all the way and win big.
Dullass, a stable full of pussy huh? SO now youre into farm animals? I so would have just stuck with the being gay, its far more acceptable in polite society.
@20 Hmmm…so you raided the local Humane Society’s feline cages?
I jUsT lOvE tHaT dAlLaS iS mOnItOrInG ThIs FrEq!
That was really hard to type. Is he the only one on the list of losers actively campaigning? Do we need to make him a medal to add to his “uniform?”
Jason–sure, and then we can award it to him by jamming it up his ass with his size 31 clown shoes.
No. 9:
AMEN .
dullASS, I gotta give you credit for having no shame or worse, no pride and showing up here. I’m still waiting for a response to my challenges made here in front of God and this honorable assembly. As I mentioned before, “psychosis and cowardice” are a powerful force in this tournament! Sadly, you are so far gone you don’t realize how pathetic you make yourself look and to the level of contempt everyone here holds you in. I no longer hold any anger towards you, just unadulterated PITY.
We can make Dullass a medal like this one:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcj6azdVC31qa1p7d.jpg
I picked Witlessfield.
I think even sheep would reject him.
DaLlAs! dAlLaS1 He”s OuR LoSeR1 If He CaN’T lOsE iT nO oNe CaN1
Jeez, JP #35. Give some warning, man! LMAO!
@35 JP, please add a warning ahead of the link.
I have three pussies and I scared the crap out of them, I was laughing so hard.
The photo is missing Dirk Benedict, whom I believe is the most appropriate.
The “Face Man”.
Hey, I like that “flying cock and balls” brass artwork… That’s a keeper for me….
Soooo is this great picture of me on the A-Team. I love Mr-T. I used to have an A-Team Dodge Ram Van too. The girls called it “the love machine”.
Wittgenfeld: “I love Mr-T.”
Your private fantasies are your business, Wittgenfeld. But how about you spare us the gory details. I’d rather not see breakfast a second time.
Why did they call it the Love Machine, DullASS? Cause of all the “stalactites” hanging off the roof when you forgot to use your “love sock” jerking off to your ghey pron collection?