Ballduster McSoulpatch autopsy

| April 3, 2012

For those of you who thought he’d faked his death, we present Ballduster McSoulpatch‘s autopsy. TSO’s preliminary evaluation was “chokes on dick”, that appears to be not the case, at least not directly;

Thanks to Blackfive for forwarding this to us.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Ben

I’m shock–SHOCKED–to learn that he was a chronic substance abuser.

NHSparky

Other conditions–that’s like saying he died in the car wreck only because he was high as a fucking kite behind the wheel.

Old Trooper

So, IOW, his heart exploded from high blood pressure and drugs? Not like that doesn’t ever happen. Ask Whitney Houston.

Lthrnck1775

Holy shiite… his address was “Shady Acres”…too funny!

jcrue

WTF?!?!? I missed his death? When? Links?

Alberich

#4 – maybe a tribute to his heroism in Iraq? – http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/206458/shady-acres/jonah-goldberg

CI Roller Dude

I suppose “choking on dick” could come under “substance abuse.”

Hondo
Lucky

TSO was slightly right, looks like he got high and then had heart issues-WHILE choking on dick!

PintoNag

He had his time in the sun, and now he gets his time in the ground. ‘It comes to all who wait.’

UpNorth

Now, that’s funny, PN.

streetsweeper

I’d like to point out to those whom care that Hypertensive A.C.D. is hardening of the arteries and high BP. So if he was tweaking and staying high through all of it, he might not have felt much pain….