Planning for Stolen Valor
StrikeFO sends us this hilarious conversation he found on Facebook. Some guy claiming to be a Marine (who was also a Ranger and SEAL) is looking to replace his Medal of Honor and his Navy Cross. Inevitable language warning;
And here’s a picture of Mr Studly;
He looks like he might have eaten a seal once, but been one? Hardly. And the only reason he’d have been awarded an MOH is for saving lives by staying out of the military.
Category: Phony soldiers
He could be a Seal. Looks like an elephant seal.
It seems he is trying to contact the admins for “support”.
Where do you run into these people? I spend hours a week crawling through cyber space trying to find these gems…..guess I have the wrong type of “friends of friends”.
His sudden weight gain is from PTSD medications for the injuries that he sustained….guess he managed to keep the purple hearts (or get them “replaced”)
Wow this idiot was predictable, as soon as I finished reading the first post I thought “I bet he’s a fucking fatass”. Heh, he didn’t disappoint.
Um…..yeah
Memo to wannabes: When you find yourself in a hole, STOP FUCKING DIGGING!!!
Well admins? Give him support & the rest of us can give him some “guidance”.
So who is gonna bust this clown? Er, seal? heh. I know, no busting until the crime is committed but isn’t there a code for it? Intent to impersonate? UFB!!
PS…someone should tell the fat boy that all he has to do is get another copy of the DD214 with all of his “stolen” medals on it and the DA will replace them for free. Idiot.
I don’t know what’s harder to believe–his bullshit story or the fact that he has 155 friends.
Why is it that the phonies are the first to tell you that others say they are badasses? Or, they go on the attack and attempt to marginalize and re-direct by attempting to shine the light on the person questioning them in order to take attention off themselves (I can think of a couple people right off the top of my head from right here on these pages)?
This dude does both of those things in one posting:
“people don’t like to get on the bad side of me”
Why? Will you fart in their general direction?
“and yes, people tell me I’m a bad ass”
Really? Who? Middle school kids, your mom, your siblings?
Then the re-direct:
“Whats your story Scott”
Is it important to the narrative what Scott’s story is? You’re the one putting your story out there, which makes it open to criticism or admiration. Scott is not the focus, no matter how bad you want it to be in order to take the focus off of you.
If he was a real Marine, he wouldn’t have spelled it “Core/corps” at any time or in any context.
Love the comments, Doughboy got called out immediately!! Somebody should club him in the head like a baby seal…
Oliver Karl
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Stratford – upon – Avon
Class of 1996 · Hospitality Management
lmfao…..nuff said.
Ok, the dude’s a Limey?
(no offense to any of our British friends with the Limey remark)
#10,
He’s down to forty now. Must have seen that thread…
Douchebag. I love how he tries to out bullshit his way out and just diggs himself deeper. Kill him!
See his interests? Oh, yeah, he’s a wannabe…
Walt Disney World, Global Knives, Marco Pierre White Group, Coca-Cola Zero, Red Bull, Ben & Jerry’s Australia, When I was your age, Freddo’s were only 10p., Volkswagen Australia, Eurostar, Dr Pepper, Going To The Pub, UZI Energy Shot, Bullring Birmingham, Smirnoff Ice, Cookie Dough, Domino’s Pizza – Australia, Christy Turlington, 500 Café Cash, Trade CafeWorld Coins For Cafe Cash, Goodlife Health Clubs, Australia, BOTOHOLIC.com, Gary Sinice, Bishop Bright Trinity, Military.com, M&M’S® Fans, Clobby Group Chat, Support Our Marines, Inc., Royal Marines, MARINES, Marines, Oficial de Inteligencia, Governor Jan Brewer, The United States Department of Justice, FBI Community Relations, United States Marine Corps, Julia Gillard, Stratford – upon – Avon, The Nayshun, Legalize Pot, USA, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Barack Obama, Trinity, Trinity Catholic School, (RED), djdmusic, Fighter Diet, 1 000 000 Against Terrorism, Men’s Health, adidas STAR WARS, Sainsbury’s, SEEK, Tattoos by myttoos.com, I hate it when you make a cuppa then every tosser in the house wants one, Market City, Vodka!, i love bassline, VIP Auto Salon, Inc., MYKONOS FESTIVALS AUSTRALIA, Domino’s Pizza, Air Birmingham, ROAST DINNERS!, Texas Hold’em Poker, Albert Einstine, Sonia Yasmin Ali, Simon Pegg, Gordon James Ramsay, WARWICK, England, SCRABBLE® Worldwide (excluding U.S. and Canada)
I think the original poster was wrong. This guy could definately save lives if he fell on a grenade.
Note how in the picture this guy is looking up so as to not show his double chin.
Wait… are you suggsting that he was not being completely forthright about his “time spent in the marines/rangers/NavySeals”?
“He looks like he might have eaten a seal once, but been one? Hardly. And the only reason he’d have been awarded an MOH is for saving lives by staying out of the military.”
Home run. Hate the concept of Stolen Valor, Love it when real service personnel with real decorations that they EARNED call Bullshit on it.
Yeah, I was a SEAL a Ranger and a Marine but I am not even 35 years old, cant spell Corps properly and I had no idea that a request for my own DD-214 would put me staight towards getting my MOH back. Uh huh.
“He might have eaten a seal once…” Fookin brilliant.
As Jim Rome is wont to say “Rack ‘im”
Oliver, I completely understand the seriousness of your situation. You are a big fat clown who is to stupid for words. Did you actually think you could say you were a SEAL, Ranger and Marine, MOH recipient and Navy Cross and there would be even one single person on planet earth stupid enough to believe you?
I spent 10 years active duty, 2 full tours in VN, Purple Heart and Silver Star. I am a 100% combat disabled Marine Corps SSgt. If you were on fire I would not piss on you.
However, there is a nice lady named Mary who makes it her business to help people get their records and their lost medals. Please e-mail her with all your service information and she will be most helpful, I promise.
info(at)pownetwork(dot)org
I have had the (?)Pleasure(?) of exchanging a bunch of FB messages and e-mails with this wierdo, and the best I can come up with is that he is institutionalized in Australia, and has found some way to get access to a phone, (Aren’t most phone sent messages sans punctuation/capitalization?) He has a story that is so over the top as to be ludicrous. He wrote: Like I said it is a long story, life went by realy fast, i did not memories the information, in 1994/1995 i simply got people to look up the information to my name within the government, since then people have got contacts to try and stop me keeping the information of my records to what you ask me for, like I mention when i served in the Marines-Rangers People had decided to make a film of the events, i just was not in the film, i can give you the name of the film which mighthelp you and me find out if there is anything suspicouse about what information is lodges and if the information has changed, I can give you my story if you want, My story might help you understand why i do not have any information to my military records/bootcamp… let me know what you think And then he sent me “The Story”: I will tell you apart of my story so that you can tell me if you can help me out yet.. the story goes, I was born in 1979, rights a citizen have is to be afforded every assistance and protection he or she may stand in need of, i had a Australian citizenship, when i was kid, people adopted me, when i got older, the parents decided they wanted me dead, I reached out to the Marine corps for a defence, the marine corps took me on as a government aprentice, because i had the right endurance level to keep up with the Marines in the Corps, i Was seen to be a man, You need to look at my status as a Marine to be seen… Read more »
Hey Jonn:
No extra charge for the reading material here. Just doing my part to help my fellow veterans with some good stuff to read, sorta like when I take an armload of magazines to the VA OPC with me.
FO; either he’s really jerking your chain,or he’s seriously f-ed up in the brainbox.
I tell you what guy’s, I should start a web page too, I might get lots of cash from Google, having the oertunity to be in the marines it makes me proud to show my support to you guys and make you happy, life is hard for people in the Corps and they show this be finding the time to reflect on teasing people the best way they can, I only have a few words to tell you but it will destroy my fun with you all.. Just keep on posting..
Comment #25 is the DouCHE himself. He sent me an e-mail reply to my last to him, I guess so he could “frighten” me. LOL
His to me:
“your link is amazing, you might make me famouse if you have lots of friends, no one has ever done this for me befor, i am trying to a point out of all of this is that i was talking to the Support marins page in the first place, I am not sure why you thought to join in….
I also printed out this page and went to the police about it, because i get that kind of support” And, no I did not remove his capitalization and punctuation, nor change his spelling of words. He is just that dopey.
I may not be able to write as wryly as Claymore but I can find the humor that is laying around:
I asked this guy about going to the cops:
” Oliver J Dumbass:
You printed out the page and went to the police about it? Did they wait for you to leave the building before they laughed, or just laugh their asses off in front of you?”
And he just replied to me with:
“no they told me that Obama was going to get away with stealing my valour to get in to the whitehouse, and that Obama was going help the police who deprive me of my military history because when they stopped me assuming a possition of defence within the government, the twin towers was bombed because Obama told the government i was not needed…..”
Yes people, there really are Batshit Crazy dudes out there walking around. Stay Safe, Y’all LOL
Holy shit……you cant make up crap like this in Hollywood.
This guy is a f*ckin tool….he loses one more brain cell and he’s a talking monkey.
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He was a “participant” in the Marines?