Duff: Ahmadinejad is Mossad’s super spy

| September 20, 2010

TSO sent me this link, and I can barely type it from laughing so hard. Our favorite tin-foil consumer, Gordon Duff at Veterans Today has uncovered absolutely no evidence that Iran’s Doofus-in-chief is a Mossad plant but it doesn’t stop him from writing about it;

“Cardboard Lethario” Ahmadinejad isn’t hard to pick out, an actor, waiting for cues from his handlers, waiting in the wings, his “Tel Aviv connection.” Weak as all these Iranian theatrics may be, they are all Israel has to work with nowadays, that and bottle rockets from Stalag Gaza. Building a holocaust threat out of Israeli mole, Ahmadinejad, isn’t even a “cardboard” threat.

Just when you think our career TOC Rat, Duff has reached Maximum Lunacy Density, he finds some more room. Even rotund former Jew Adam Perlman, the American al Qaeda, Adam Yahiye Gadahn doesn’t escape Duff’s watchful gaze;

How many hundreds of times did Americans watch Adam Perlman pretend to be the Al Qaeda spokeman, taking credit for 9/11 and ranting threats, always timed for a news cycle, an Israeli funding bill or the election of a political candidate willing to send American troops to fight Israel’s wars of choice.

Perlman got as much publicity as Madonna until the fact he was a phony began to leak out. From that second on, it was as though he had vanished from the face of the earth. We are told that Blackwater teams are looking for him in Karachi, Paksitan. We might suggest some place else where they are more likely to find him.

The unspoken answer is probably Israel. or maybe Duff, the Mossad’s greatest enemy has Gadahn cum Perlman locked in his liquor cabinet. Oh, here’s Duff’s proof that Perlman is in Israel. I mean, you can tell that’s an Israeli beach, right? The sand just looks Jewish. And even though you can’t see his face or distinguishing characteristics, it has to be Perlman, right?

What? What do you mean? Perlman is fat, and this guy is fat…so it must be Perlman. You don’t see the damning evidence? What’s wrong with you? You’re not a real veteran!

Oh, Sarkozy and Merkel, the French and German heads of State;

…millions are spent every month in what can only be an attempt to organize a holocaust in Europe against Muslims. One has already begun in France against the Roma, once carefully orchestrated in Tel Aviv and put into motion by Nicholas Sarkozy, president of France and an ethnic Jew.

So there you go…all aimed at extinguishing the poor goat roping camel herders. Probably to make Soylant Green…or Brown. Oh, sure – it’s always about race with you guys.

Here’s a question for Gordo next time he’s on one of his many visits to TAH: If the Mossad is behind all of these “facts” that Duff drags into the light, why haven’t they silenced him yet?

Category: General Whackos

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TSO

Thought you might like that one.

AW1 Tim

Why hasn’t Mossad silenced Duff? Maybe because HE is really a Mossad agent working a double-blind game as a leftist schill?

Maybe Duff’s actual military record isn’t what it seems. perhaps it’s all a cover to protect his real identity and real ops history from prying eyes.

After all, who BETTER to gain credentials with our enemies than some “former” “soldier” who hates Jews, Israel, anyone and anything conservative? he’d be scarfed right up by our enemies as a BFF.

It’s all a very cunning plan by Mossad to plant an agent in the enemy camp! Duff, you clever creature you! And Mossad! You magnificent Bastards! What a cunning planI I’d buy into it. 🙂

Bwahahahahahahaha

Sorry to out you, Duff old bean, but it needed to be done. You’re too good to continue working as a Mossad double agent.

Then again, maybe my whole comment is another double-blind bluff…. Have to check with Black Adder on this one.

Cedo Alteram

…is made outta people!

Chuck Z

Are we to assume that Caro is on the other side of TSO in this apparent honeymoon pic?

ponsdorf

Damn Chuck, I DO wish I’d said that!