Wrong time, wrong place

| May 15, 2010

So this guy, Michael Frisoli, was out strolling around town in his Marine First Sergeant uniform when he happened to stroll by a real Marine First Sergeant who happened to be a cop, too. (From Telegram.com by way of Air Force Forums)

Worcester police Sgt. Timothy M. Watts had been working a detail at the Irish Times when Mr. Frisoli caught his eye about 11:30 p.m. one night in June or July 2008. Sgt. Watts, 46, is a Marine who has been around. He was a convoy commander in Fallujah, Iraq, in 2005 and served at embassies in Niger and Honduras.

Sgt. Watts noticed not only an “extremely overweight” man who would have been out of compliance with Marine Corps appearance and uniform standards, but a display of ribbons that “was nothing less than extraordinary.”

So fatboy appeared in court for the stolen valor charge in January, then he got arrested for possession of heroin and drug paraphernalia in April. Like our friend Doug Sterner says there’s always something else for them to get busted on if they’re wearing phony uniforms. This guy has been getting away with it for nearly a decade though. Making public appearances with politicians, collecting “Toys for Tots”.

Among the reasons the state police were interested is because Mr. Frisoli appeared on state police Web pages through his work on Toys for Tots.

And no one bothered to ask why this Marine was such a fat fuck?

Category: Phony soldiers

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Sgt K

Although I was disqualified from the Marine Corps because I could tie my shoes and my IQ was above room temperature, I believe those are gunnery sergeant stripes the “fat fuck” is wearing.

ponsdorf

Jonn said: And no one bothered to ask why this Marine was such a fat fuck?

Cracked me up!

Still, I’d argue that just because you lost some weight doesn’t give you ‘carte blanche’ to make fun of some of the rest of us. [grin]

Sorry, I’m just sooo sensitive.

Cortillaen

Just a minor quibble, Jonn:
“And no one bothered to ask why this Marine was such a fat fuck?”
Fake Marine, Marine impersonator, or lying scumbag; he’s sure as hell no Marine.

NHSparky

I’d love to ask him how he managed to get the parachutist badge considering there’s no parachute big enough to hold his fat ass.

proof

You’ve heard of SEALs? This guy was a WHALE!

Madalyn

This piece of crap should be imprisoned for life. What an insult to the brave men and women who courageously served our country. Kick his fat a** into the gutter!
Madalyn

serfer62

The haircut alone is enough.
First Sargent? What army were you in?
Gunny is a sacrid rank in the Corps…oooops corpse.

Anon

The Marine Gunnery Sergeant IS God’s most excellent creation. I don’t know what the thing in the picture is.

AW1 Tim

Words fail me. Surprisingly.

Mike B

Another one down. Glad to see some of these fakes being picked up. Did I detect some sour grapes in one of these replies? Maybe it is just a strange sense of humor that I failed to pick up on. Oh well.

Paul

Anyone else notice the glaring typo of using “their” instead of “they’re”?

That being said, the “Stolen Valor” law is so horrible. It simply limits free speech (you know, from the constitution that the real marine took an oath to uphold). That being said, the guy’s a total douche and should be regarded as such.

USMC Chris

Paul,

I see. So I guess tomorrow I can wear my LAPD uniform and walk around telling everyone that I’m a police officer, carrying a fake badge, and taking part in police activities. I’ll also paint my car black and white, place police lights on the roof of it, and flash it from time to time when I feel like it. I’ll even grow a mustache. Nothing wrong with that right?

Hey Paul, I think you’re a pot. Meet Michael, the kettle. Feel free to continue to accuse him of being black.

Fucking retard.

USMC Chris

Boomhower

What a fat fuck!

Anonymous

Private Pyle, what the f*ck is this? What the f*ck is this? A jelly doughnut! They’re payin’ for it, you eat it!

jimmy98029802

frisoli was a marine. the grade of first seargant was never earned. ( probably not gunnery seargant either)likewise combat medals. he never served them or served overseas. he has not been in the service since about 1992.

jimmy98029802

retard indeed. your comparison is retarded. paul never defended impersonating a cop ( court officer w powers of arrest) . even after the civil war, and ww2 no impersonator has ever been charged. no crime to charge them with (except the medal of honor) theyre not ligit criminals, just pathetic. and the best chris can come up with is to accuse paul of something he never said. chris does’nt sound like a marine. until i see evidence, he’s a lying impersonator.

trueth be toldq

the story as reported was completely false Mr. FRISOLI was a marine was never charged with impersonating a marine and was only charged three years after the alleged sighting occured by Sgt watts of the Worcester Police who could not remember the exact day week month and apparently was confused about 2007 or 08. The charge was 1 count of the stolen valor act by wearing 1 purple heart than he rated. The truth is he pleaded not guilty and when was going to charge Sgt Watts with making a false report he had his home raided and his children both suffer from autism taken the next day by family services. then even though no charges for heroin were made the feds revoked his personel recognacis and locked him in federal prison the only reason he did not go to trial was he was a single father and his kids were suffering. We are not free and this Bull is not right michael frisoli is a great man and was a marine who was dishonored by a cop on a vendetta and you people who make statements which you have no full idea of the truth need to find out the whole story or shut your pie hole

DaveO

Are you sure he’s a fake? I don’t see a 1st Cav patch on him. Not for lack of advertising space.

MARK G

WATTS IS A B S ARTIST WHO CANT STAY IN ONE BRANCH OF THE SERVICE HE WAS A MARINE LEFT TO GO IN THE ARMY RESERVE THEY HATED HIM AND MADE HIM QUIT SO HE WENT IN THE NAVY SEA BEES AND THEN BACH IN THE MARINE RESERVE AND NOW IN THE INACTIVE RESERVE ALSO HAS BEEN ON SEVERAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS AND QUIT BECAUSE HIS FELLOW OFFICERS WANTED TO SHOOT HIM FOR BEING THE RAT OF HIS DEPARTMENTS. HE LIED ABOUT FRISOLI HE HAS LIED ABOUT SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE AND IS A MISFIT WHO COULDNT GET HIS STORY STRAIGHT KEEP DRINKING THE KOOL AID

Anonymous

Bottom line here is even if he was a Marine, the physical appearance to include the hair cut is a disgrace to the uniform itself. By all means if you rate it ,wear it, but do the uniform some justice. Take a look in the mirror. If it looks nasty then don’t wear the uniform we pride ourselves as Marines . Active duty or retired ,it doesn’t matter.
S/F

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