Regarding the bidding on Jamie

| April 17, 2009

OK, starting a new thread just to clarify where we are now.

Tankerbabe will identify a soldier for this date, to take place next Saturday. I can’t even figure out what all the bids are over there, but we are pooling our money and we will exceed all other bids, since SD has emailed and he was just being a pest to help us boost the bidding.

I am in for $50.
Matt Burden of Blackfive added another $50.
Kate of Blatherings Blog is in for another $50.
War on Terror News is in for $25
Tankerbabe is in for an amount I can’t even tell what it is, but will assume is $50.

That puts us at $225 at least.
If you are adding to this, put a note in the comments and I will do updates.

Either way, bear in mind this all goes to a great cause. And I will add provocative photos which I can almost definitely not say will not not be photoshopped. (That’s your que Sniper.)

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Raoul

My terms for Jamie are a minimum of $1,500/hr, cash in a single payment up front before we go out that night. I’ll let TSO hold it for me till I get back.

Blackfive

Don’t forget, non-sequential bills, Raoul.

Anyway, just let me know if I should donate now or later.

Southern Democrat

TSO, youre nothing but a liar.

I have sent no email, I have made no statement as to say that I would not live up to my bargain.

I repeat my inital statement, that this was laid out as one person winning a date with Jamie. I am the one person that has the largest single bid.

Where’s your integrity and honor now?

TSO Wrote: are you ABSOLUTELY certain you want to play this game SD?

olga

ok, put me in for $25

Ray

Hey!!! Let’s watch TSO play “Whack a Troll” 🙂

The Sniper

I’m in for 30. And I already sent you a Jamie pic… you know, the one of her and Caro in bikinis? Or is that too provocative.

The Sniper

Oh, unless my taxes come in early in which case I’ll go 50.

Jamie

Thanks for the offer SD but I would probably punch you in the face with my giant orange fist of purity. I have no doubt Tankerbabe will pick the perfect man for me!

Jonn wrote: Yeah, I’ve heard of the giant orange fist of purity, that’s why I had the good sense to stay out of this one – because there’s always the danger of collateral damage. But common sense isn’t something anyone accused SD of possessing in any measurable quantity.

Southern Democrat

Fine, I see this wasnt an honest undertaking.

I shall remove my bid in its entirety.

But I will go to the Mil bloggers conference just to see hwo you people interact in public when youre not hiding behind your computer screens.

ponsdorf

Put me down for $25.

The Sniper

I posted the bikini pic at The Sniper… totally not photoshopped, btw.

Jamie

Caroline totally outshines me in the bikini pic though. 🙁

Thanks everyone for the donations. This is great!

Ray

Sorry SD, It’s back to the inflate-a-date for you. LOL.

You might want to be careful posing like a badass at the Milblog Conf. The Veterans that post here have chunks of guys like you in thier stool.

Southern Democrat

Ray, you really want to make it that easy for me?

Yes, I’ll agree with you, I’m sure the Veterans have chunks of other veterans in their stool. Sad thing is, it was inserted through the out door.

Caroline

I have another fund raising idea since Southern Democrat wants to help support our Defenders of Freedom. People can give us a dollar a punch SD with our giant orange fists of purity.

j3

Syph Drip backed out because his Mom wouldn’t let him claim her entire welfare check as his allowance.

Caroline

BoBB now has a total of $430 Thanks to Marine till Death!!!

WOTN

StD is a contradiction of all his statements.

But like all whipped yellow fevered dogs, he’s relieved this morning that he still doesn’t have to perform and it’s all someone elses money!

But just to top it off, the StD still complains that it is “cheating” for Veterans to make this a positive thing for one of our wounded warriors, when the StD “wanted” this one chance to be near a real woman.

The Sniper

Sure, Caroline is in the front, but your face blends in more naturally with the body I pasted it… er, didn’t paste it on at all.

tankerbabe

Oh Jamie! Your DC date, or is it dates? has been set. Paratroopers! Coupla real sweethearts. PROMISE. And they LOVE to party. So we gotta be sure to keep Southern Dem out of the running. Keep those bids a coming folks.

UpNorth

Sniper, nice job “not” pasting the pic… Nice pic, too.

Ray

SD… Stop projecting your homoerotic fantasies. It’s an old SNL line the late great Phil Hartman used while playing Sinatra in a skit. Now try not to get so excited.

Tell “Blow me up Barbie” we said hi. 🙂