Stupid hippie tricks
A stupid Colorado mother of three tried to put the above on her license plate declaring her love for tofu.
Kelley Coffman-Lee, a mother of three, said she believes the Department of Revenue missed the intended healthy message, “I-LV-TOFU,” and misread it as the far steamier “I-LV-TO-F-U.”
“I love tofu; it doesn’t mean anything bad,” Coffman-Lee told 7NEWS Tuesday.
Yeah, I love it if my mom was driving around with that plate. Even if she only did mean tofu, it’s still a stupid idea.
“I’m very expressive, I’m anti-fur, anti-rodeo, anti-circus when they come to Denver and I thought here’s a chance to be positive and say I love something,” Coffman-Lee said.
Yeah, that explains why hippies are so stupid – they’re expressive over things that don’t really matter. My car would probably be burned if I put my eating habits on the license plate. This is from another article from the local Fox affiliate;
Coffman-Lee is amused, but disappointed. “There are a lot of dirty-minded people out there,” she said.
Oh, sure…blame TAH’s readership.
I couldn’t find a picture of Coffman, so this one will have to suffice in the interim;
Category: Society
I always wanted one named after that little robot guy – you know, 4 Q 2
Rejected license plate numbers:
USEURTRNSIGNLDMBFUK
DROPDEDMOFO
DNGERASIANDRVR
CANTSEE4SHIT
SHWMEURTITS
VETTE=LILPENIS
UDRIVLIKOLDPLPFUK
STFUIMONTHEPHONE
EPICMOUNT
YURSISTRZHEDISINMYLAP
…can I axe a question? WTF does tofu have to do with being against rodeos and circuses? Is there widespread tofu abuse going on between clowns of different genres? I’m just axing…
Claymore, it’s because of people like you that we have such a “clown bias” in this country. Can’t you see that you can’t just dump clowns into groups based on their roles in society. Clowns are individuals! Creepy, scary individuals.
I always wanted to use “3MTA3” when I lived in Wisconsin. That way the front plate would read “EATME” in the rear view mirror. LOL
Here in CO, we have a ‘support the troops’ plate available.
I put it on my ‘retired’ police interceptor car.
Just waiting to see if they wanna burn THAT one…
Wolf
Call PETA, whatever creatures are in her armpits, they look endangered.
gah!!!! her pits! that is NOT female.
Hippies were stupid in the 60’s and they haven’t progressed any further today. Hyphenated name usually gives it away. Yep these folks are basically one gene from lava and are in desparate need of sterilization…………..
FCKUALL…How’s that for a plate?
Kelley, I noticed you used the phrase “animals” in your email address. This isn’t the 1800’s, and such homophobic, bigoted and racist terms are no longer acceptable. I know you yearn for a day where you can once again refer to non-american Americans as “savages” and reinstitute laws outlawing miscegenation, but our society has evolved. And there is no place in this future for derogatory terms like “Animals.” They are “non homo sapien terrestrial symbiotic colleagues on the journey of life.”
So if she’s going to “FCKUALL”, I’m going to need permission from my wife first…and buy Kelley a razor….and I’m not going after TSO…also, if I like it ‘rodeo style’, but that doesn’t mean I’m pro-rodeo…just sayin’.