New ISIS Leader Named
Al-Baghdadi gets his 72 virgins. Using a Family Guy parody scene as a meme. (Family Guy, r/The_Donald)
As was expected, ISIS pledged their allegiance to a new leader. The speaker that made this announcement also claimed that ISIS still remains and is expanding… And that we should not rejoice.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s successor is Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurayhi. Like bin Laden, Baghdadi’s body was buried at sea. In the minds of those who fight for ISIS, they are the “true believers”.
As such, they may have wanted Baghdadi to be buried on land. Not a convenience when one of the nations that they are against is the leading military power with global reach.
From Fox News:
On Thursday, the speaker in the ISIS audio also confirmed the death of Abu Hassan al-Muhajir, a close aide of Baghdadi who was believed to have been his potential successor. He had served as a spokesman for the group since 2016.
He was killed in a joint U.S. operation with Kurdish forces in Jarablus in northern Syria on Sunday, hours after Baghdadi blew himself up during the raid.
The new spokesman, named Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi, urged followers to pledge allegiance to the new Caliph and addressed the Americans, saying: “Don’t rejoice.”
“The Shura Council met immediately after confirming the martyrdom of Sheik Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. The leaders of the Mujahedeen agreed after consultation with their brethren and acting according to the will (of al-Baghdadi) they pledged allegiance to Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurayshi as the new leader of the Believers.”
Fox News has details and a video.
Family Guy video – Suicide Bomber:
Category: Politics
Okay … now we know who the next target is.
Go get ‘im, troops!
If only they’d simply follow the path Jim Jones recommended….
You missed it….
“New Isis leader named”….
Should be, “New Isis target named”…..
Virgin Helen Thomas standing ready…
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Don’t click on that. I did and regretted it.
Yikes…I did. I’m all out of vomit, can I borrow some of yours?
I learned a long, looonnngggg time ago not to click through most of these links at TAH…
I’m an American, a Constitutionalist, and if pushed to deny Him, a believer in Jesus Christ.
Unfortunately, my ideological enemies do not share the same honor, placing themselves behind women and children, when caught using the out of ‘taqiya’ to hide their true intentions, using fear and control to further totalitarian bs.
Sooner than later we may have to go all the way down the ladder, jic.
“There’s nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by the bye
And a parting on the left
Is now a parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss”
Won’t Get Fooled Again by THE WHO (1971)
In most organizations getting bumped up to sales
is the kiss of death.
I suppose spokesman is the same as sales in Isis.
On Thursday, … ISIS audio also confirmed the death of Abu Hassan al-Muhajir, a close aide of Baghdadi…
He was killed in a joint U.S. operation with Kurdish forces in Jarablus in northern Syria on Sunday, hours after Baghdadi blew himself up during the raid.
The new spokesman, named Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi…
Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi:
“Um guys…yeah, I don’t want to be the new spokesman…..
ISIS: OH GREAT Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi!! We will follow you anywhere!!!! DEATH TO THE GREAT….
Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi: “Yeah, you know, that’s great and all, but I’m kinda busy right now, My goats and all and hey, I haven’t had a really good salon treatment in a LONG time, and my hair and beard are just a mess and I just got an appointment with my girl on Saturday so, i really am not available…
ISIS:
“Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi!!!!!”
“Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi!!!!!”
“Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi!!!!!”
“Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi!!!!!”
“Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi!!!!!”
Abu Hamza al-Qurayshi: “Shit…”
Naw that couldn’t have happened, because I heard from the Democrats that we abandoned the Kurds.
“…and I just got a hot date with my goat on Saturday so…”
There, Chip, ol’ Poe fixed it for ya.
Double spin for the Whiz Wheel this morning as “the speaker in the ISIS audio also confirmed the death of”:
Abu al-Hassan al-Muhajir (RSIBLDAM) 49 x 7 = 343
And (in anticipation of Assumed Room Temperature Report cause it’s only a matter of time):
Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurayshi (RSIBLDAM) 73 x 7 = 511
I just looked a pic of Abu F**kface, he looks like a guy of the same name that I may have had to play taxi driver for.
Was he hiding out around Abu Ghraib market 2007-09? All I know is we paid a lot of US $100 bills to Shura Councils and SOI to not blow us up.
Looks like that investment had a negative ROI.
So he’s the next daesh kingpin that will go to pieces very soon, I wish he would decide to save us some time and money by carbombing himself!
Baghdadi blew himself up, so that’s his bag as the old saying goes.
When recruits report to ISIS Basic Training, are they required to recite their chain of command like Hack had to do back on Parris Island. What with similar sounding names and the constant opportunity to move up in the organization, by the time they name the top goat fucker, the guy has vacated the position. At least they don’t have to deal with senior leadership being relieved due to “loss of confidence”.
You’re next, motherfucker.
This is good. A new chew toy for the K9 Corps. Has IBeAdeadRaghead got a Hellfire with his name on it yet?
Poor dummy forgot to say “Not It!!!”.