Frotz Gerlach – Yet another Phony SEAL
The folks at Military Phony sent us their case on David Chris Gerlach, who likes to go by the nickname ‘Frotz’ or ‘Frotzy’ with his friends.
Gerlach has a SEAL Trident displayed on his motorcycle vest…
On the reverse side of this jacket, he claims to have been a Torpedoman’s Mate First Class (E-6) as well as a Veteran of Desert Shield/Storm…
And his friends seem to think he was a SEAL…
So the BUD/S-SEAL database was checked along with other important resources and Gerlach’s name was not listed, so his military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act Request (FOIA). As you may have guessed, they tell a different story…
Gerlach’s official military records show no SEAL training and no SEAL assignments.
He was a Torpedoman and got out as a Second Class Petty Officer (E-5) vs. the First Class Petty Officer (E-6) that he claimed.
Here he is back in 1985 as an E-3 aboard the USS Canopus (AS-34)…
His official military records also show that he spent nine (9) years on active duty and got out the day before Desert Storm kicked off, so he could not have been a part of that. His records do not support his involvement in Desert Shield, either.
If you browse the photos on his Facebook page you will see a recurring theme – he likes to give people the finger. We just hope that he is not as flippant when it comes to clearing all this up.
Gerlach lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The state of Wisconsin has a newly minted 2015 Stolen Valor Law. We can’t think of a better test of this law than “Frotzy” Gerlach and his claims that don’t hold up when you compare them to his official military record.
Category: Fake SEAL, Navy, Phony SEAL, Stolen Valor, Stolen Valor Act
Nine years’ honorable service flushed down the drain. Sucks to be you, dumbshit…
^word^ Read up on the lying, embellishing tool, ie David Chris “Frotzy” Gerlach last night on an e mail flash from the Military Phonies ninjas. Outstanding work on this NEVER WAS A NAVY SEAL POSer. Clicked on the linky thingy to his book of the fake page had his embellishments all over the place. Also had a linky thingy to the MP site and the article we see posted here. Checking back on his fake page and it appears as if the bleaching has begun.
A trifecta of fake Navy seals. Come on rangerberetgreenforcesniperdeltas, you gotta up your game. Go Army POSers Beat Navy POSers!
Coulda, shoulda, woulda been proud of somewhat honorable service, but NOOOOO, had to put the rancid cherry on the sh^t sundae you made of your life. No wonder you are single and down to tipping gullible Hooters waitresses to sit on your motor sickle with you. You had everything going for you but the service dog.
Let’s just go ahead a make a nomination for the deployment of the Continent of Insults. Can I get a 2nd and an AYE?
2nd
OK you dog dicks,
We have a new request for the The Continent of Insults®™ and we have a Second vote. What say you, do we have an “AYE” vote?
(You guys never fail me, so I’ll go over the the CoI and start refreshing it for “Fozzy Bear”, here.
Imma gonna go out on a limb here, as the nominator, and go ahead and vote AYE. Been awaiting for a coupla three hours now for this deployment. The target is in the open. You are cleared HOT.
Make three passes, expend all!
*TWWEEEETTTTTTTTT*
” Flag on the play, offsides. 5 yard penalty. Replay the down.
I thing the ChipNASA/TAH Robert’s Rules say 3 different posters have to confirm for Enola Gay-ing the The Continent of Insults®™ on a poser posted here or I’d spend more time whipping it out then I do beating my own dick, but that’s another story.
Be patient, I’ve rarely *not* had enough votes, like maybe a few times in the history of the The Continent of Insults®™
Aye, and have done to you!
AYE!
*pulls out the darkly tinted goggles, waits for the bright flash*
AYE!!!
*pulls out the darkly tinted goggles, waits for the bright flash* Yeah, don’t forget to turn your back to the blast area and bend over….Oh wait, those instructions are for old David Chris “Frotzy” Gerlach. HEY DAVY BOY, “BOHICA” because I’m pretty certain this isn’t the first time you’ve taken it up the old poop chute. The Continent of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! …. David (Dickless) Chris (Chimp) “Frotzy” (Froty) Gerlach (Bitchtits)…HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT A SEAL, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of… Read more »
Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in… Read more »
Halleluah and amen, that never fails to impress!
BOHICA – that means “Bless Our Home It’s Christmas Almost”, right? Isn’t April a bit early for that, ChipNASA? (smile)
AMEN BROTHER !!!!!
Truly a limpdick licking bluewaffle muffin muncher if there ever was one.
Shit all over his perfectly honorable military record.
Get a life
It appears that someone has sand in their vagina.
The Hooter’s Girl on the back of Frotzy’s motorcycle is noteworthy. Frotzy’s SEAL career – not so much. Another poser who has devalued the coveted NDSM.
Round Ranger was a Hooters fan too.
I wonder if he’s keeping up his donut curls?
Bonus points for having two doo rags. His backup is coming out of his rear pocket. That makes up for for some discrepancies such as no dog.
Idiot.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha…snort….bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
What a maroon!
LMAO, I bet his canteens / camelback are full of chocolate or maple syrup
Oh, my, that’ll get the ladies to drop those skivvies.
* Doo Rag – CHECK
* Motorcycle – CHECK
* Vest with bling – CHECK
* Tats – CHECK
* Service Dog – FAIL
No service dog, hey chihuahua’s have a low survival rate in Minnesota due to harsh winters and dumb ass owners, oh yeah, I forgot, he is a certified dumb ass.
Gerlach was stationed at Navy Submarine Torpedo Facility (NSTF) Yorktown VA during Desert Shield. He may have been affected by Stop-Loss but was discharged on 16 Jan 1991, the day before Desert Storm kicked off.
Not often you see someone get discharged the day a war starts.
Yeah, that discharge during a stop-loss sets off alarms with me. Something’s missing here.
I wouldn’t read too much into that. I was in during DS/DS and the number of Navy folk affected was far less than the Army or Marines, much like OIF.
The whole Army was on stop loss. Marines too IIRC. Funny I recall a number of friends suddenly joining back up (or trying to) right before the war kicked off.
Hack Stone had orders from Saudi to go back to 29 Stumps for a school seat. So Hack was on a bus taking us Jarheads back to the States (October 1990). A few of us had orders, most on the bus going back Stateside were on Emergency Leave. So, some fat ass Admin Clerk from MEF or Division was on the bus, running his suck that he knew when the invasion would kick off. Hack asked if he was going on Emergency Leave, and he said he was going back because he was EAS’ing. Hack thought this guy must be a real piece of shit to be sent from a combat zone to get discharged when the Marine Corps was calling retired personnel back on Active Duty.
The Navy has never really used Stop-loss. What they have done or did was restrictions on some rates to be able to cross rate and did call some back up, like reservist, in certain areas. Most of the rates or positions effected by something like this would be and has been NSW and NSO, and Ground Combat Support Rates like Seabees at certain times it did happen. Also after 911 They called up and held some personnel that had the Navy Force Protection NEC 9545 (Security Forces) and they even forced crossed rated meaning took them out of their current Rate and crossed rated into MA, this was done around
2002-2004. This why at one time they had way to many MA CPO’s, as most of these guy’s were E6’s and advanced in MA rate. That is it for any type of stop loss Navy has ever had during those times.
Now for his time and not being separated on the beginning of conflict. Nvay does what they call none deployable sataues as they get ready to do upcoming Deployment, they take those NDP’s and most of time find a place to TAD them, as they will not make deployment or some are so close to EAOS, the command does not want them in the deployable work up’s and training. This also helps the Sailor out as they can do the proper check out and work on their EAOS, stuff like medical and up date records things like that. So there is nothing to make of that he was a short timer and they TAD’ED him out, so as to not effect the command.
Frotzy? As in one who frots?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Crap it’s been raining seals lately
What ever happened to being a Ranger !!!!!!!
BHWHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
Depends on what kind of Ranger you want.
Are you looking for the Lone Ranger, a park ranger, Strider, one of the Rangers of the North, some leather vested hustler on a Harley?
Why do they always choose Harley-Davidson? Have they never heard of Big bear, Boss Hos, Confederate or even Indian Motorcycles???
man I love those Indians but they’re out of my price range – they are not cheap at all! so I settled for a Kawasaki Vulcan 1700. plenty of power, 1/3 the price, and LOW maintenance. of course, it doesn’t inspire tons of orange county chopper masturbation fetishes like HD does, but whatever.
the point is, posers should look towards the metric cruiser lines. they’ll be better able to save money for legal defenses.
What about Jayce Pearson ( of the Texas Rangers)
How about a Power Ranger (can be from any incarcerations)? I find Power Rangers to be very corny.
OK Fucker,
I googled “Frot” and now I’m sitting at my desk laughing so hard I had to get Kleenex.
Good thing I wasn’t drinking anything.
NSFW!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot
Dude….what the fuck….
What TAH really wants to know is how 26Limabeans knows this word and it’s meaning in the first place…..
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I thought he was signal, that should explain everything. Unlike the infantry they are the quiet, calm perverts.
I admit nothing. Call my lawer.
Isn’t he in Florida ???
Or should I say, 6 ft under Florida ???
It came up in spelling bee.
Oh, crap, I could have gone a lifetime w/o seeing that.
I’d certainly love to know the “backstory” on how he managed to be discharged the day before Desert Storm kicked off.
See above. Again, wouldn’t read too much into that.
Hey Frotzy Gerlach, the internet is forever you dumb ass fucking poser, I hope a Real SEAL Team finds you with your finger extended and they break it off in your ass! You are a real Squeak Hole Dorker! I hope they put your fat ass in prison where you belong! What, no claim of a Purple Heart? You claimed everything else, why not that? Didn’t you get a nasty paper cut while in Desert Storm? I predict all your storied of derring do will quickly disappear from your phony book of the face! You blow whinos for spare change behind the dumpster at the local truck stop! Go suck a bag of dicks you asswipe!
Dick.
Da-fook? Someone open up a can of phony SEALs this week?
Seems like that’s the only way that Navy can beat Army! (pulls yellow and black striped handle for quick exit, laughing like hell gabn)
thisistooeasy
thatwasfunny…
Not my fault if Big Army is slackin’. As usual.
Another fake SEAL. Where’s the fake cooks, the fake light wheel mechanics, the aviation mechanics, the fake hull technicians, the fake personnel clerks?
Who wants to brag about how many words per minute they can type or how they can find the NSN for D cell batteries on FEDLOG or how they were smart enough to order oil in barrels instead of in the can?
What Valor? Going through things here that someone else needs for info as to some records that can’t be located some where. Finding things that were researched in the past as well as old records. Big hairy deal, Electronics tech USAF, Fighter A/C, Spooky and Pedro, 366 days 6 1/2 hrs in Asian paradise, some B/S merit badges (should be demerit) and for what, as did some research in computer long ago in another town (found paperwork while searching), cost of that 366 days 6 1/2 hours was 17,000+ KIA/POW/MIA, Valor, I think not, more like disgrace.
What the?
I’ll second that.
Vert da ferk?
A wire must have come loose somewhere
I have noticed that Outcast loves to use the phrase “as to” quite a bit. Also rambles aimlessly and doesn’t make a lot of sense most of the time.
I wonder if his mailbox has a door?
Hack Stone saw what you did there. Well played, sir, well played.
Probably sits in front a computer in soiled spandex and hitting the Thunderbird as he’s pecking away at the keys.
This might be a little dated. I live in GB and I’m involved with a lot of vet orgs. The Hooters closed well over 15 years ago. My bud who is a retired LTC and a attorney in real life is prez of Combat Vets MC and runs a squared away operation, no drinking bla bla bla. I’d like to run into this dude. Busted another guy that claimed to be a SEAL, it was too obvious, I said you might have eaten a seal but you were never a Navy SEAL.
M48DAT, I wonder if David Chris “Frotzy” Gerlach can be spotted in the Milo C. Huempfner Clinic regaling the vets on his illustrious career as a Navy SEAL. /sarc
He looks like an aged spermazoid with hairy love handles and the “one finger salute” indicates his IQ.
I live about 50 miles south of you M48DAT, outside the city named after the Winnebago Indian Chief. (smile)
Ha!! was just in town with the other half, (USA ret.) Ate The Challis. Love the Roxy
Frotzy expressed himself with beyond the bare minimum amount of flair.
NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS!
DAVID CHRIS “FROTZ” GERLACH qualified as a “SEAL” by fellitating a pinnaped.
DAVID CHRIS “FROTZ” GERLACH serviced “meat torpedoes” while working at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) as a Junior Associate Apprentice Towel Boy.
DAVID CHRIS “FROTZ” GERLACH took a shit all over his nine years of honorable service.
THAT IS ALL
I’m not 100% sold on that “nine years of honorable service”. He managed to get himself discharged during a stop-loss. He had to do something special to do that.
HMCS(FMF) ret
I’m now inspired by your comment and am adding
“enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes”, to the The Continent of Insults®™
Use it!!!!
I’m embarrassed to admit that I had to look up “pinnaped” the first time you used it.
Dumb question here, as I was still in high school when Desert Storm happened, so those of you who were in at the time can maybe answer this, but I was under the impression that when the build up of Desert Shield was going on, it was 100% stop loss across the board, all branches. So how did this turd get to slide down a bilge pump and get out literally the day the war started?
That’s the question of the day, Andy.
It wasn’t. I had guys in my command discharged (honorably) all the way up to and even during Desert Storm.
That being said, it would be nice if Jonn were still around to give him a special handshake and warm bowl of soup for claiming to be a DS/DS vet like that.
Well I’ll be a monkey’s Uncle if he doesn’t look like The owner of American Chopper whom I forgot his name.
Are you thinking of Paul, Sr from Orange County Choppers? He’s a decent guy, unlike this poser piece’a’chit.
Is this the third Seal this week? I forgot to add it to my above comment and using up precious typewriter ribbon ink.
Records say he’s authorized the Meritorious Unit Commendation (MUC). Hard to tell, but in the first pic it looks like he’s wearing the Naval Unit Commendation (NUC) above it. Not a huge deal – as compared to a Purple Heart or Bronze Star Medal – but I thought I would point it out.
Also looks like he has a Sea Service Deployment Ribbon and both Rifle and Pistol Marksman ribbons on the lowest row. Anybody familiar with the service of USS Canopus in the 1980’s? As a submarine tender assigned to a Ballistic Missile Submarine Base, did Canopus go to sea for greater than 90 days at a time?
Depends–I was on the Proteus and Holland in Guam, and neither got underway much, unless you want to count typhoon evasion.
But because they were forward deployed, we were entitled to an SSDR each year aboard, and the Site III folks got Overseas Service Ribbions (but you couldn’t get both.)
Canopus did do certifications after shipyard in Charleston down in Gitmo before shifting homeport to King’s Bay. Don’t know if they were gone 90 days, tho.
NHSparky, I found this info on the interweb about the Canopus & their Association page.
In 1984 after being relieved by the USS Holland AS-32, the Canopus underwent a overhaul at Charleston Naval Shipyard – which lasted until 1985. Refresher training and shake-down was conducted out of GITMO (Guantanamo Bay, Cuba).
After a short stay at Charleston, the Canopus sailed in July 1985 to Kings Bay GA, where she relived the Simon Lake – assuming upkeep and refit duites for the SSBNs of Subron 16.
The Canopus was located at Kingsbay Georgia during the early 1990s. During a ceremony held at Warrior Warf, Naval Submarine Base, Kings Bay on Friday, the Seventh day of October, 1994 — USS Canopus’ 29 years of service was celebrated; and she was decommissioned from active service.
https://www.usscanopus.org/history.htm
https://www.usscanopus.org
I remember that very well. I was on the Holland AS 32 from April 1985-September 1987 and Then Orders to USS Jesse L brown FF-1089 in which I met in Sicily .
And that top row looks like a NAM and a MUC to me, but I’m blind in one eye and can’t see from the other anyway.
Canopus was tied up so long at Kings Bay it was eventually assigned a building number. (Just joking)
Looking at the record, looks like it took him a minimum of six years to make TM2.
I know some rates can be tough sometimes, but Jesus, I knew guys that were putting on TM1 in less than that.
Low speed, indeed.
My theory is he is claiming First Class because he says he was in for nine years and the fact that he only made E-5 was uncomfortable to explain – so he promoted himself one pay grade.
In that one photo, isn’t that a SW Badge?
Sure as Hell looks like an ESWS pin…
You can earn an ESWS aboard a tender.
Saw plenty of them on the uniforms of the Tender crews aboard Simon Lake and Emory S. Land when we were tied up next to them in the Gulf and Med respectively in 1998 and 2003.
From what I was told by a few that wore them, it was harder to open a box of Cracker Jacks than to earn an ESWS aboard a tender.
Seems like it would be listed in his records but maybe not.
yes because no weapons or aegis radar or a cic or ASW/AAW ASW Systems.
Why Are Lying R U Stupid?
WALRUS
Loser.
Idiot, idiot, idiot. And boring. And crass. And really not very smart if he thinks he’d never get caught.
What a tool. And I am not crying….I’m making horseradish.
Frotz Gerlach is a phony Navy SEAL, Duck Duck Go hit. Feel free to reiterate for additional clarity.
Frotzy. Man that brings me back! I actually picked up a case of the frotzies after visiting the red light district in Darmstadt. Itching kept me up for days.
I once had a horse that regularly pulled a frotzie on himself with a tree stump. I had to call the vet on him. He had splinters, big time.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” WAS NEVER A USN SEAL.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” DID legitimately serve in the US Navy.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” was awarded the coveted NDSM.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” was awarded The Good Conduct Medal.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like he’s a regular at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like he enjoys prowling highway rest areas for a date.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” jas a nickname that implies homosexual activity.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like a total douche of a wannabe with that mustache.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” WAS NOT part of DS/DS according to records found.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” is as much of a USN SEAL as Elizabeth Warren is Cherokee.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like he’s a regular at The Blue Oyster.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like yet another reject Apprentice Towel boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” will soon discover The Power of Google®™ and realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Enjoy your newfound fame, David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy”!
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
API, I copy wall to wall and treetop tall:
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” WAS NEVER A USN SEAL.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” DID legitimately serve in the US Navy.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” was awarded the coveted NDSM.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” was awarded The Good Conduct Medal.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like he’s a regular at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like he enjoys prowling highway rest areas for a date.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” jas a nickname that implies homosexual activity.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like a total douche of a wannabe with that mustache.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” WAS NOT part of DS/DS according to records found.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” is as much of a USN SEAL as Elizabeth Warren is Cherokee.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like he’s a regular at The Blue Oyster.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” looks like yet another reject Apprentice Towel boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear).
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” will soon discover The Power of Google®™ and realize that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Enjoy your newfound fame, David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy”!
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
Trasmission garbed, I copy:
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” is as useless as the “ueue” in the word “queue”.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If I had a face like David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy”, I’d sue my parents.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” only chance at getting laid is to crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” ass is jealous because of all the shit coming out of his mouth.
If I had a dollar every time David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” did something smart, I’d be broke.
When David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” was born, the doctor threw him out the window and the window threw him back.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
I’ve seenn people like David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” but I had to pay admission.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” is living proof that man can live without a brain.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” must have been born on the highway, because thats where most accidents happen.
David Chris Gerlach aka “Frotz” or “Frotzy” is so dumb that he got hit by a parked car.
for you civilians out there;I flew the AWT41A2 IN BOMBING RUNS ALL OVER THE WORLD.THEN THE TDY46A23OFF THE CARRIER CHUCK BERRY THEN I GOT THE CMOH FOR SAVING THE LIVES OF 2900,200 WOUNDED MEMBERS OF US MILATARY BY CARRYING THEM UNDER MACHINE GUN AND ARTY FIRE BACK TO SAFETY .FOR MORE OF MY HEROISM TH BOOK ‘PO PO TORO AT ALL BOOK STORES for all the vets out there i was a c-ration preperation spec
The Frotzy Man
(sung to the tune of “The Candy Man”)
Who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Frotzy Man (the Frotzy Man)
The Frotzy Man can (the Frotzy Man can)
The Frotzy Man can
‘Cause he mixes it with lies
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
I think this guy’s real name is Dick Fitzwell…
From Palm Springs….
Is that the one on the white river?
Another member or “Posers MC” outed. Glad he isn’t in Florida, as the Florida chapter is busting at the seems.
err..typo, re: seams not seems
I wonder if Phildo (The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress – CEO of All-Points Logistics) has ridden on those handlebars…?