How to Defend Yourself

| February 28, 2019

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The nightmare scenario- a gun wielding thug has you cold, and you are without defensive weapons. What do you do? Fortunately, our very own Master Chief has come through for his TAH brothers and sisters. Based on his years of extensive experience at Homeland Security, here’s some techniques that may, well, you know.

Thank you, Master Chief. I for one hope I’ll never have to use these survival techniques.
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DocV

I, for one, feel so much better prepared after watching that video. I may go for stroll on the bad side of town this evening….

Veritas Omnia Vincit

🙂

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I am still laughing …

5th/77th FA

Tanks Master Chief. I really, really, really needed that refresher course. Maybe I can go check the mail box by the street now.

rgr1480

That was a blast!

Ex-PH2

What?

Nothing about picking you nose and eating it right in front of the bad guy????

Or vomiting and farting at the same time?

11B-Mailclerk

Is that supposed to be Jeet Gun Do or Gun Fu? You are gonna get us featured on Bullshido.

Worth a read, but the way.

GDContractor

That boy’s elevator doesn’t go all the way up. Kind of like bernath.

JacktheJarhead

Thanks Chief! Now all my co-workers are looking at me funny!

Aysel

This is is a comedic genius, all his stuff is extremely funny.

FuzeVT

The music makes that video.

AnotherPat

The Video reminds me of this Indiana Jones scene:

The Other Whitey

One of the greatest moments in the history of cinema.

FuzeVT

Apparently, Harrison Ford was feeling very sick and thought that this would be in character but also wouldn’t make him do a lot.

Comm Center Rat

“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water.” ~ Bruce Lee

When necessary, swallow your assailant’s pistol barrel and throw him to the ground in a fluid, disarming motion. LMAO!

timactual

I had no idea Bruce Lee was also a master of Political Science.

Skyjumper

Thanks Master Chief and AW1Ed.

With this video and the one below, I am no longer afraid to go out at night where there are fire flies flitting around, night crawlers slithering in the mud, mosquitoes swarming and those dams noisy crickets.

You, Master Chief is (are?) our hero!
(These videos might be helpful when Sister Mary Grace comes looking for my azz with her ruler for my bad grammer.) (grin)

https://youtu.be/xcGfyc17ljw

RM3(SS)

26Limabeans

Love the slow motion. Makes the moves much easier to master.

The Other Whitey

This guy must have trained with Instructor Earl.

https://youtu.be/450MYVGanec

jonp

Jesus, that was disturbing. Especially that last Isis guy. BRC Rocks

rgr769

Earl really knows his stuff. That is some of the funniest gun pr0n I have ever seen.

David

No shovel fu?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Ex-PH2

You will all appreciate this use of a common kitchen ingredient in your self defense arsenal.