Sock Puppet Alert!
Colt’s “Lawer” Marty has threatened us with a C&D Order. Oddly, his and Colt’s ISP address’ match. The Sock Puppet goodness may be found on thebesig’s Monday Musings post.
Enjoy!
That is all.
Category: "Teh Stoopid"
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Hey AW1Ed, just cause this is fresh, and I only have Dave’s e-mail address and I don’t know what his status, here’s an update on Keith Hudson
https://americanmilitarynews.com/2018/11/he-lied-about-being-a-veteran-and-defrauded-the-va-200000-but-sc-man-gets-short-prison-sentence/?utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=amn&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3U5Z8xv8UJZpUUr-9W6epHdEVk5qrHUEB1n4-V_sLe9OsAICD5yyqHZdo
I didn’t know how else to get ahold of you guys, maybe you can send me your and Ex-PH2’s e-mail on my e-mail. I know you guys have it, unless you’re monitoring Dave’s e-mail. Thanks
C
Go here to hammer him:
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=82935
Check your in-box,CN.
Got it, Thanks.
Balut was too lazy to come up with a good lawer name, plus change his IP Address.
Martin Zimmerman= Travon Martin plus George Zimmerman.
Waiting for Sockpuppet reply as to the physical location of Martin Zimmerman III, Esq. Law Office..
“change his IP Address”
He would probably go to the nearest Starbucks for the free WiFi.
There is probably a logical explanation about the common IP address.
Perhaps the lawer had no knowledge of this revolutionary new technology known as the “internets”. The helpful soul saw him on the street corner with his cardboard sign reading:
“will lawer for food – plz help”
After the helpful soul took him in and treating him to a happy meal and a sponge bath, showed him how to lawer on the internets.
SOCK IN THE WIRE
SOCK IN THE WIRE
HIT THE FOO GAS!!!!!
Foogas primed, FIRE IN THE HOLE! Napalm sticks to lawers and clietns!
click-click.
Dave is up to his ass in work at the moment.
Pony boy pulls this nonsense all the time, Colt is merely a one trick pony.
Always remember that “Life is to short for cheap beer and ugly women.”
Good to see you Dave.
Welcome back Fearless Leader. I’d have picked the place up a bit if I knew you were inbound.
*grin*
LOL, Pony boy is a quisling. As the Chief of the Hekawi Indians once said, “Phuck Em”.
Glad to see nothing has turned Pink…yet.
Glad to know you are doing well Dave.
All is well, hope to be back soon. Lots to post about.
Looking forward to it brother.
Oooohhhh! Sounds Yummy! Hurry back Dave.
Your last name keeps showing up in the morning feel good stories.
Careful out there.
So you are saying he is a baloney pony?
This is an outrage and as his asshole will not stand for it any longer. I have been penetrated by SSG Colt Bulot forcefully and repeatedly and look like a hot mess in these matters and in turn if necessary will attempt to clench up to combat Colt’s malicious and unfounded rectal raping because of his outing on a internet website by individuals, who feel sorry for me, and are amused by Colt’s shenanigans, lisped by IP (internal probing). Bear witness to the crimes committed against me by Colt, dated November 21st 2018 A.D. as evidence of abuse against me, by SSG Colt Bulot. Cease and desist request is hereby posted and begged for to be understood, drafted and prepared to issue on my command.
— SSG Colt Bulot’s Asshole, the Turd
DAMN, CHIP! That was EPIC!
I stand trembling in awe, OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!
So, he should try and sit tight?
That was some good shit
Quick googling shows only a few Martin Zimmerman lawyer types – one in in his ’70s in upstate NY, one in CA, and one former one in New Braunfels ,TX who was killed in a sleep-apnea induced car wreck in 2013. None use the III suffix.
Shoulda used his CPAP in the car.
They have this little portable one I hear about all the time in TV ads. DRT lawer Zimmerman shoulda bought one. He is famous now for sleeping during much of client’s death penalty murder trial.
Balut is so dumb that:
(1) He tied a porkchop around his neck so that his dog would play with him.
(2) He tripped over a cordless phone.
(3) He took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
(4) He studied for a blood test and failed.
Feel free to add to this list…😉
This was suggested and edited to be added to the The Continent of Insults®™ just for Colt, in particular to his fake medical record…..
“You were born stupid and had a prolapse..”
You forgot, he failed his urine test?
His favorite bath toy is a toaster.
Hahahaha that’s my new fav
Someone asked him ‘Do you want fries with that?’
His response was ‘Are you threatening me?’
This posted 2x, plz delete.
leave him some love on twitter…him some love on twitter…
https://twitter.com/coltbulot
One follower? 90% of his posts are about Jonn and the blog. He’s got some serious issues. It puts the lotion on the skin kind of issues.
Asswipe needs a serious kick in the cooter.
I love how he verifies himself throughout his own blog posts and references other phonies complaints as “evidence”. Dudes a phucking freak and has gone full unitard.
If there was a competition for most retarded POSer, he would be a finalist.
It’s clearly a legitimate cease & desist notice. ALL lawyers understand that the most effective and binding legal documents should be submitted via the comments section in a blog post. As this legitimate lawyer obviously understands, you get points for grammar errors. The more unedited, the better. Judges appreciate speed in drafting such legal documentation in the comments section. They teach this in law school. Accordingly, Colt found himself a very real, and not-at-all fake lawyer. You all should just start hiding your assets now. Colt’s got you.
oh shit! I spit beer on the monitor!
Yet, it is still a case of “holding out” and might be referred to his state board of professional licensing, overseers, or whatever title they go with.
I did an audit for an organization in Washington DC and found their accountant’s reports written in afro-centric language, utterly devoid of anything meaningful. Worse, the accountant had signed off using someone’s name who I knew, professionally.
The fictitious name is the true name of a legitimate CPA, who happens to be black and someone I have known for at least 35 years.
I called her and read the accountant’s report to her, we had much merriment in the matter. She did some research and discovered that the faker had been a student she had taught some years earlier while working as an adjunct instructor.
Lots of fun war stories to tell about folks operating beyond their skill sets!
Has Colt Bulot’s lawer ever even wrecked a plane and sued its manufacturer?
No. But, however, Colt Bulot has wrecked a bunghole or two or three!
I think the bigger question here is “Is Colt Bulot calling/emailing from an All-Points Logistics address?
hey, careful, guys. this guy’s a special forces ranger. he’s a real badass. are we sure we really want to pick a fight with him?
snicker. I cant even type this with a straight face.
Colt, if you’re reading this, just stop. it’s beyond sad, and this is not the way you want your family to web search you one day. it’s embarrassing for you, and for us, believe it or not. but if you insist on threatening us….well, use spell check at least, then hunker down and prepare for the incoming. you’ve been pre-plotted, and everyone is standing by with a TOT barrage to fire for repeated effect, hero.
This turd doesn’t care who is burned in his self immolation dance.
Having gone waaaaaaaaaaay past stupid, what can he do? After all, walking it back wouldn’t be the manly, sooper sekrit speshul forces badass rainger whey.
What a useless punk. Can you imagine being stuck with this brain dead ass munch in your platoon?
What a window pane licking, urinal cake eating, booger slurping, ass muncher.
I”m betting he is so useless he could screw up a wet dream.
Fuck up a one car parade.
was told to “camo up” and painted himself white to be in total cameo.
Thought he heard “camaro up” so he wrote SS on his chin and ran around making “vrooom” and “squeeeeee” noises.
I thought it was impossible to blow through full potato, right past full rutabaga and land in the full turnip zone, but he did.
He even blew past the full turnip zone into the minicarrots.
That is probably the only vegetable that doesn’t give him gonad envy.
“blew past the full turnip zone into the minicarrots”
Only a short apron after that and then nose first into the ditch. By the river.
he went past all vegetables, fruits, and nuts to land somewhere past shower curtain mold in the bottom layer of septic tank sludge.
As a bottom feeder, he is well situated to hire a fake lawer and inturn a legal action. LOL
Interesting read on Pathological Liars. You be the judge.
“11 Fascinating Scientific Facts About Pathological Liars”
https://www.bustle.com/p/11-fascinating-scientific-facts-about-pathological-liars-8259837
You’re missing the “7” at the end of the URL
https://www.bustle.com/p/11-fascinating-scientific-facts-about-pathological-liars-8259837
Thank You, Chip!
I feel sorry for his son…
RTB/SWCS/NPRC should be ashamed of themselves for demeaning this American hero with the truth
Fukkoff Colt
Still a turd.
Hmmm.
We are about due for a visit from the buddy who will vouch for him.
(Reloading foogas…)
Will Chamberlain? Speaking of which, what has the Round Ranger been up to lately? Probably 400 pounds.
I heard rumor that Colt Bulot’s imaginary friend was going to come here and offer said proof, but Colt Bulot is SO fucked up that said imaginary friend has an Restraining Order against him!
a fake DA form 87 no doubt
Colt Bulot is so stupid that he told everyone that he was “illegitimate” because he couldn’t read (or write).
Colt Bulot is so stupid that he needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Colt Bulot is so stupid that he thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Colt Bulot has serious delusions of adequacy.
Colt Bulot is the Village Idiot of the Disenchanted Kingdom.
Colt Bulot was never an Army Ranger!
Colt Bulot was never Special Forces!
Colt Bulot was never awarded a Purple Heart!
Colt Bulot is still an idiot!
Colt Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble!
Colt Bulot is still a loser!
Colt Bulot is still in need of a brain!
Colt Bulot is still without a clue!
Colt Bulot is still a jerk!
Colt Bulot is still not scary!
Colt Bulot can still eat a “Bag of Dicks” (after he gets done doing the same with real ones)!
Colt Bulot is so stupid that he thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
That is so fucking epic…
“Colt Bulot is so stupid that he thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.”
That’s too fucking funny…
“colt” …
More like a Jennings
he really is more of a hinny than a colt…
Stubborn, loves bling, and useful only for pulling a plow
Colt Bulot is a pathetic idiot who had a reasonably good career and has spent his time spitting on it with lies, and then defending his lies.
He is so stupid, he doesn’t even know he’s alive.
DAYUM, of all the sockpuppet lawers, this is the worst of the lot. Colt Buttock, you are one stupid dope. WTF is “inturn”? “on a internet website buy individuals listed by IP address and usernames” <<<What does that poor grammar/spelling gibberish even mean? "Bear witness to the crimes comitted on this internet webpage dated November 21st 2018 AD…" That don't make sense at all you dumbshit. What does the AD mean? "After Dinner" perhaps? "Cease and dessist letter is drafted and prepared to issue on my command." Since when does the attorney command something to be issued? That is the burden of the litigant, You spellcheck challenged piece of shit.
And finally, Martin Zimmerman III, esq is a non-existent name. perhaps he is such a bad lawer that he can’t afford a bar exam, suggested by the fact that he has to use the same ISP as his “client”.
Cold Buttock, you are a real loser.
Marvin…
Marvin the Martian Lawyer
(Pacing furiously, scowling under the brush-top helmet)
“Oh you silly Earth creatures! You are making me so very angry. Very angry indeed. I will have to litigate -most- destructively…..”
The man is a lunatic. He should be locked up before he harms innocent people.
He’s as sharp as a bowling ball…
Speaking of Hardin, glad to see him surface for air. Figured the Soviet might of tied him up in the basement.
mwahahahaha
His prison buddies will rename him to “Colt Below”, or perhaps, “Colt Blows”. Perhaps we should hook him and Kyle Barwan up so he can ask Barwan about the courtesies that he will be expected to observe if he gets arrested. Barwan survived and he is just 5 ft 5 and 138 pounds.
Holy crap I’ve been gone for a while
But Dumb ASS is back
And he’s still using his Fourth Point of Contact for thank you
Who would have thunk
Enjoy your fame
You are a poster child at the 221 Cav for what you shouldn’t do
They gave you a way out and your still not happy
Stupid Fuck
Should have been thinking not thank you
Fing spell check
This is again a measure taken to upset the good name of a real hero and veteran who sacraficed life and limb for the american people through volunteering for the military. This is a final word of caution before I am forced to take brazen action against this internet website to protect me client from undue harm. We will have words and you can wager the brined consequences of milformed actions to desgrate SSG COLT BULOT REAL HERO VETERAN ARMY RANGER.
signed with intent,
—Marvin Zimmerman III, esq.
I suggest you enroll in a remedial grammar class before you take “brazen action”.
When I was a “real” lawer and I sent lawer demand letters to people, I always threatened “brazen action” and wrote “signed with intent” above my signature. I ALSO USED A LOT OF ALL CAPS for real emphasis. By golly, this lawer is the real deal. You guys should be skeered.
Hey Marvin (Colt) how about you post a photo of your state bar license as an attorney, along with a photo of Colt’s orders for that Ranger Tab and Special Forces Tab he likes to sport on his uniform, because the Ranger Training Brigade and the Army Special Forces School have never heard of Colt Bulot.
“protect me client” Are you speaking Irish?
The rest of that screed gave me a headache in my left eye.
Most fifth graders have a better command of written English than this fake lawer. And I don’t think any of the TAH gang has ever “desgrated” anyone. Nor have we engaged in “milformed” actions, whatever those are.
Like Forrest Whitaker eye?
Left eye = O.S. = Oculus Sinister. 😉
I doubt anyone who passed law school would suck so badly at the written English language. Ergo, you ain’t a lawyer. Nice try, fucknuckles.
By the way, as far as “brazen” goes, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
The gift that keeps on giving- like Chlamydia.
So you’re going to brine my consequences of milformed degrate by brazen action. What the fuck does that even mean?
Keep ’em coming, Marv. You’re a laff(sic) riot.
Entertainment was at a pretty low ebb until the fake lawer Marvin Zimmerman III, esq showed up, trying to defend that laying, embellishing POS Colt Bulot.
Hey Marv; Your Village called, they are missing their idiot. Thanks for stopping by.
Hey now, he’s great for boosting up the comment count. Marty can threaten me with whatever the hell that was, anytime.
We have that milform stuff in the lakes.
It’s killing everything.
I don’t care what you say. That’s funny. And here I was, bored silly, and I can’t go out and play in the traffic.
I feel much better now.
Hey Marvin Zimmerman III, esq, fake lawer, real asshole, why don’t you just post your real JD along with proof of your client fake warrior SSG wannabe Colt Bulot, who is also a real asshole.
chew toy on aisle 2! ESAD mofo
EAFBOD, Colt.
Just because the only thing that kept you from graduating high school was elementary school, don’t presume to lump us in with your fucking mental midgetry.
“Protect me client”…?
By any chance are you 2’6” tall, wear a green suit, and always mumbling something about Lucky Charms?
Like.
I just learned that I’ve been lawyering incorrectly for all these years. Apparently, I’ve never signed anything “with intent.” Luckily, no other lawyer caught on that every legal document I’ve ever signed was without intent.
Kinda like that scene from, “A Few Good Men”:
I object.
Overruled.
I STRENUOUSLY object!
Oh, well, in that case….
Fuck Off Marv Bulot,
signed with no intent,
-26Limabeans
Marvin Zimmerman III, I’m sure that you are Colt Bulot the unrepentant VALOR THIEF and serial LIAR. Did you even make it to a fourth grade level of Grammar and English Composition before you dropped out of school to go work the lube rack at Larry’s Garage?
If he was a lube boy, I doubt it was at Larry’s Garage.
I don’t see a recent deployment of the Continent of Insults. I think we need one. Scorched Earth protocol.
Second!
Bulot, give it up. You are a boring, semiliterate dink, a waste of time, and a twit. Did I say boring? Yeah, well, make that times three.
I have a cat that is smarter than this guy.
Holy bat crap! My eyes have runneth over with pure horse shit! Go fuck yaself, Zimmerman da Turd.
I’s is skeered o’er yer intens of brazeneness and de’
brineyed cozsekwences heretotherefourishing desgrateness.
Don’t just come back and drop a line. Please, stay a while.
That should win the TAH award for the best sockpuppet reply comment of the day.
In the running with JAGC’s earlier reply:
“It’s clearly a legitimate cease & desist notice. ALL lawyers understand that the most effective and binding legal documents should be submitted via the comments section in a blog post.”
Tough call.
BING search for Colt Bulot and the first thing that came up was this:
“Colt Bulot is a retired and highly-decorated Army veteran. He is an all-around family man who loves spending time with his wife and children every chance he gets. Colt is currently pursuing a degree in Law and has a previous degree in Criminal Justice from the University of Nevada Las Vegas”
TAH was second. and third. and fourth…..
Comment #100.
Halfway to the Big Show!!