Hamas commander dies in accidental explosion in Gaza Strip
Times of Israel reports a member of the Hamas security forces was killed Wednesday in an accidental explosion in the Gaza Strip, the Palestinian terror group reported.
The military wing of Hamas announced the man was Abdel Rahim Abbas, 42, a local commander of the Hamas security forces.
The Hamas-run Gaza interior ministry said the explosion happened at the administrative headquarters for the police’s bomb disposal unit and was a result of explosive materials catching on fire during an inspection.
Police and civil defense units extinguished the fire caused by the explosion, the ministry added.
A Hamas security source said he was trying to neutralize an Israeli munition.
Self-inflicted wound, or a successful Israeli assassination? Guess we’ll never know for sure, but in the end it really doesn’t matter.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Oopsie!
BOOM!!! I love the smell of terrorists going all ‘splodey in the morning…
Why do Muslims hug their children so often? …….
Because they blow up so fast!
Quote :
“The Hamas-run Gaza interior ministry said the explosion happened at the administrative headquarters for the police’s bomb disposal unit and was a result of explosive materials catching on fire during an inspection.”
Suicide by stupidity. Or a “Wiley E Coyote” wannabe achieved success …
Who is dumb enough to store or keep explosives in the “administrative headquarters” building?
Just how did the explosives “catch on fire during an inspection”?
You have to remember, most Palestinians are not the brightest light in the harbor, sharpest knife in the box, brightest crayon in the drawer, dumber than a bag of rocks, only have one oar in the water, are only running on three cylinders, have the IQ of room temperature, their pilot light has gone out, the lights are on but nobody is home, that elevator doesn’t go to the top floor, a few sandwiches short of a picnic and certainly a poster child for birth control. They let Yasser Arafat make them the stepchildren of that part of the world while he enriched himself at their expense. Now it is all someone else’s fault.
Dat’s rayciss to criticize the low IQ of your departed Pali-nazi. They can’t help it if they have no Neanderthal DNA (leads to lower IQ) and they are the result of 14 centuries of inbreeding through marrying muzz-cows who are their first cousins.
So now this guy’s all over the place, right?
Ex-PH2 /Groan
Jeff LPH 3, 63-66:
You taught Ex-PH2 well.
😉
He’s spread himself pretty thin.
I got a bang out of that. Looks like he got a bigger one.
Inbreeding in the Muslim culture is the dirty nasty elephant in the room.
“A Hamas security source said he was trying to neutralize an Israeli munition.”
My guess is he was trying to salvage the explosive material for later use in a vest type garment.
He was holding a match to read what it said on the side LOL
My first thought was that he was making an IED when it went kablooey blowing him and the room he was in to confetti without hurting anyone else making him what I refer to as a “Wile E. Coyote Bomber”.
That’s probably the closest to what actually happened as we’ll ever know, API.
The Whiz Wheel™® scores this as:
Abdel Rahim Abbas (SIRBLDAM*) resulting in DRT – 27 x 7 = 189
*Self Inflicted Raghead Bernathian Level Dumb Ass Move
Awesome!!!
“Gather in close, men, and our esteemed commander, Abdel Rahim Abbas, will show us how this is done.”
Hooookay, but first, someone light his cigarette for him since his hands are full.
That’s what I thought. Started with a fire (from the cig) and then went bang.
AW1Ed:
After reading that the individual may have been accidently killed, your post reminds me of this (“Silence! I Keel You!”):
😉
https://youtu.be/XhVpoRaTdj0
Jeff Dunham, nice.
I love spolshuns!
I heard he had blue eyes!
Yes, one blew left and the other blew right.
Last thing through his mind?
His dental work.
and that’s the whole tooth.
His goats!
Along with his ass.
LOL 😉
Any time a Palestinian terrorist dies, it is not an accident. It is the hand of GOD.
So did the fire cause the explosion or did the explosion cause the fire. Knowing explosives as I do, I vote for the latter
Awwwww. . . so sad.
[Wiping tear]
“I only show you dis onzzz!”
Shouldn’t this have been posted under feel good stories? Made me feel good. Another one bites the dust.
The daily Feel Good Story posts traditionally belonged to Jonn, and now Dave. I do shoot Dave any FGS’s I come across; maybe he’ll include them, maybe not. Watching what he posts up, and what he doesn’t, gives me insight on what he considers worthy of posting.
This post for example, while indeed a feel good story, likely wouldn’t pass muster for an official Feel Good Story, so it got it’s very own post.
Tell you what, I’ll add a Feel Good Story to the tag line.
And thanks for the input- questions and constructive criticism are welcome.
How about “Feel Good Stories” remain self-defense related and we use ”Warm Fuzzy Stories” for tales of self-inflicted/self-mayhem on the truly deserving?
I surmise the above Wile-E-Jihadi is pretty warm about now, and will stay so for a -very- long time.
Forgot to turn on my /sarc/light. Warm and fuzzy works too. AW1Ed, all of y’all Dave, Ex-PH2, thebesig, Poetrooper, Hondo, 2/17AC, Combat Historian, The Hippy Monkey Code Chick, The Chief, et al, (any I missed, Mea Culpa) have done one hell of a job not only keeping this site going, but keeping all of us going too. Even the ones of us that just kinda lurked around for a long time, we still felt like a family, Band of Brothers/Sisters thing. Y’all keep up the good work and know that us fellow dickweeds/eses gotcha back! O BTW; Go Army Beat Navy
Thank you, 5th. It’s a challenging time here at TAH; the BZ’s go to Dave and TSO for stepping up and taking charge. The rest of us are pitching in as best we can. Your comment is much appreciated.
Some have commented that this place isn’t the same after Jonn’s passing. Of course it’s not the same, how could it be?
You would be surprised at the freedom Jonn, and now Dave, gives us to post up. Go to the TAH FNG FAQ tab, and read it backwards. This is how I conduct myself here in appreciation of the privilege Jonn, and now Dave, have afforded me.
My two rules are never edit a comment without permission, and never post anything I wouldn’t say in person.
I think TAH is unique in the milblog world, and while open to comments is fiercely protective of our shared military experiences, and a low threshold for bullshit.
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
As for the rest, Go Get’m Goat! Beat Army!
Does NIOSH step in and investigate the “accident”
How does a Muslim sex doll differ from others?
The Muslim doll blows itself up.
It looks like a goat.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5BdrZnhwE
Later.
I love the smell of extra crispy ragged in the morning. Or any time of day.
Damn spell check. Raghead.
Translation. Terrorist killed while playing with bomb blames Israel.
…trying to neutralize an Israeli munition.
The Weathermen needed that excuse!
Ah, an early Christmas present in the Gaza Strip.
Just fuckin’ great. Now all of the lower enlisted Hamas troops will have to attend mandatory IED Safety PowerPoint presentations. And as long as they are all assembled, the unit Hamas Relief rep is going to be hitting them up for allotments.
Appears to be a hot menu item “Raghead flamb’e”
Psychological counselling available for any goat feeling abandonment after acute relationship loss.
Hamas providing free grain for life.
CAPT “Bones” USN (ret)