University of Utah’s cry closet
Someone sent us a link to the UK’s Daily Mail which wrote about the “cry closet” installed in the University of Utah’s library by senior Nemo Miller who will graduate this Spring with a a major in ceramics and a minor in sculpture. So, I think he might have peaked with this project;
The ‘Rules of the Closet’ displayed on the door invite students to knock before entering alone and spending up to ten minutes inside before turning off the lights and leaving.
The Cry Closet looks as if it was pulled straight out of a wall, with what appears to be jagged drywall surrounding the door frame.
The inside of the closet is decked in soft materials and the floor is littered with soft stuffed animals.
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God please let someone leave a used condom in there or install a toilet. Anything.
I was just thinking that from the outside it looks like a spank tank.
You mean a “Jack Shack”?
Also yes.
*Snerk…(snort)….bfffffttt……..*giggle……
BBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I should go there and have a secondary installation courtesy of the US Military
http://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn.roosterteeth.com/uploads/images/74efabd2-f273-401f-a1ed-6ab0d66f6a91/md/Jim_Dandy429d53ba57d1f.jpg
He forgot Bopping the Baloney, Squishing the Squid, Pumping the Porpoise, Milking the Lizard, Squeezing the Sausage, and Slapping the Salami.
Jerkin the Gerkin, skinnin the snake, whacking Willie the one eyed wonder, pullin the pud, shaking hands with the Loch Ness monster…
I would so take a dump in there.. toilet or not.
So with that degree program he’ll be able to enter the burgeoning clay pot industry?
He could have gone to Community College, and saved his parents a lot of money.
With that degree he is qualified to ask if you’d like sauce with those nuggets.
That career field is rapidly drying up due to automation.
Hope he has a plan “B.”
Nighttime clean-up at the Adult Book Store?
He could swab out the cry closet.
Plan ‘B’ probably includes mommy’s basement, food stamps and welfare. He’ll get some bleeding heart snowflake shrink to find him unable to work. I see where this is going.
When I was contemplating colleges & majors, my father said to me: “I’m paying for your education. You’ll major in someone that will lead to employment. If you want to study something “enriching”, that’s fine – just figure out a way to pay for it”.
As with most rules and policies handed down by my parents, what seemed harsh at the time turned out to be a lifetime gift.
*someTHING
Not a Mrs. degree?
Those are usually acquired just down the road from the University of Utah, at BYU.
All the “snowflakes” will vote him class president! 😉
Normally when we talk about degrees in Underwater Basket Weaving or Lesbian Dance Theory, it’s meant as a joke. Nobody actually expected it to be real!
When I was 12 I went after school and did ceramics. All I needed was a 10 minute class on the steps to do it and how to use the kiln. Now I’m wondering what I wasn’t taught since, obviously, it requires 4 years of study and a degree.
I imagine 3 of those years involve understanding why the clay wants to be molded into something useful. Unlike the individual seeking the degree.
A magazine rack filled with Hustler, and Kleenex dispenser should do the trick…definitely get a few cries (out) with that set up.
Hahaha, that was my thought exactly. Crying is the last thing that’s going to happen in there.
How’d this teddy bear get a hole in it?
I can’t wait until the graffiti shows up. The pussies will demand a guard.
If the cry lockers a rockin, don’t come a knocking!
Kinda what first came to my mind when I saw this. Of course, I think the presence of children’s stuffed animals would ruin the mood for anyone with a shred of decency, but something tells me the creator of this…thing…was going for “inclusivity,” catering to the kind of sick individuals who get a sexual thrill from such things. After all, there’s a growing movement on the left to embrace pedophiles.
So they installed a sex booth in the library? Did nobody seriously think this through?
When you put it that way, how nice of them!
The only question is, is there any “reading material” to go with it?
It’s in the Library, that sort of insinuates that there are books and such nearby, doesn’t it?
In the “Self-Help” section!
TOW,
Gotta hand it to you, that was good!
get a grip, you guys.
Not that kind of reading material. The more explicit kind. I suppose you could use your phone or tablet as well for that. Then you can get the videos too.
Orgasmatron
https://youtu.be/Isrd7E5nzIQ?t=88
Yes but only if it’s between the same gender will it be allowed.
It has now become so popular with students they have moved to a “Please Take a Number” system and limit student cries to 10 minutes.
Due to this limitation, several students were so upset with the waiting times, they are now suing the university because the limits have induced frustration and anger and mandated that students suppress their crying urges until it is their turn in the closet.
You damn well know the ‘non-pussy’ students are going to kick the shit out of the pussy retreat when passing.
Wrap that closet in duct tape when some little snowflake is sniffling because their roommate ate the last poptart.
I wonder how many of the non-snowflake Students already refer to it as the “Wuss-Booth”?
Hahahaha…..
I love to decorate it as a ‘Spank-uary’
Crusty cutouts from ’80s pornos on the walls, a jug ‘o Jerkins lotion and a heap of crumpled tissues!
And of course a dirty sock on the door when in use.
I think Tom Cruse is still in their.
Lol….. Dont worry, I hear Travolta went in after him.
Oy vey… Well, one thing is for sure. This putz has a wonderful future ahead of him as a professional sperm donor.
Starbuxx barista…
Nemo is a GenderBender Freakshow.
The only thing ‘It’ would be doing at a sperm bank is drowning it’s sorrows 😉
Usually I don’t comment on people’s appearances, glass houses and stones etc, but I had to do a double-take when I loaded the article and saw that he looks _exactly_ like a butch lesbian.
Too bad, I was even giving him the benefit of doubt until then, thinking that this work must be clever satire, a comment on the whiny state of higher education.
SG: That is a butch lesbian. That is not a male. “Nemo” my ass. Probably born Linda or Cynthia.
I’ve worked with a few butch lesbians that would chew him up and spit him out faster than a Basic Trainee eating a BK Whopper.
Nemo Miller
That is one seriously fugly female.
Yeah. She spiked my First Alert Bull Crock Dyke detector.
Back to the cal lab.
IDC SARC would have to be shitfaced for that one!
He’s named after a cartoon clownfish
Think about that for a moment.
I thought “Nemo” was Latin for “Nobody”.
It is.
Will they be installing them at Bezerkeley? I know of a SJW/Commissar that is in need of one…
That’s once. Invoke the reference three times in a week and it returns, along with Joe, Clong, and a bunch of other defective characters from years past.
No! No! Anyone but Clong!
Maybe they should have a Cry Closet during Basic Training for the special snowflakes.
Nope. The instructors need one worse than the recruits.
How the fuck do you consider this a ‘Sculpture’?
That must make the KBR dudes who put together the shitters in KAF, Master Artists
Picasso was an excellent artist before he put women’s tits in odd places. Nowdays, I think the ‘ar-tists’ skip the first part and go right to creating trash.
Here’s the a. If you’re a careful reader, you know where it goes.
I pulled a lot of all-nighters in college. I would never study for exams or work on projects until the night before.
I wouldn’t have called any of it stressful, but man, reading a textbook at 1 AM does get mind-numbingly boring. So you know what I did?
Played Minesweeper on the library computers.
Went for a walk around campus.
Had drinks at a bar.
Those things actually helped clear my head and continue with my work a little bit later (unless I threw caution to the wind and got completely hammered). Beyond being pathetic, I just don’t see how cowering in a dark closet for ten minutes would help anything.
“…pulled a lot of all-nighters in college…” he says!
Mppffffph
“I pulled all night in college?” You, too?
I dood that too when I struck out at closing time.
Man, when I was in college we would have bet on who would have nailed some chick in there first. Larger than the car I was using as a room back then. Ahhh, those were the days
If you need a cry room in college, you probably shouldn’t be in college. College is stressful? No shit. A good portion of your life will be stressful. Cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and get the fuck over it.
I graduated High School in June and in the Navy in October. No college but I do have a sweat shirt that says DOO WOPP UNIVERSITY which now makes me a phony college poser. Will you Vets out there forgive me for this dasterdly deed??
All is forgiven. I had a t-shirt that said “I got stoned at the University of Mogadishu”.
Thank’s For your support SFC D. Now I won’t have to possibly take the pipe and maybe settle for twelve lashes with a wet Ronzoni noodle.
I had a SWASOW sticker on my truck. South West Asia School of Warfare.
College of Hard Knocks.
But then I went back for a Masters at SWASOW.
the You gotta be shitting me school of business.
LOL
Jeff …
Your education was probably better (and a hell of a lot cheaper) than mine. I ended up with a doctorate in education … and I work in newspapers. Go figure.
Lol. My cry closet was the front leaning rest position when I was early college age. When college did finally come, it was a breeze after that.
His name….is Nemo. Makes sense….
I bet people already have had sex in there.
As soon as I saw more pics of it my first thought was that it’s just big enough for a guy and a gal to go at it doggy style, but for missionary position they’d have to be Dwarfs or Midgets.
HEY!
API!!
TAH is NOT your personal erotica site.
*snerk*
😀 😀 😀
Is that dude a chick? I can’t keep up anymore.
Yes, he’s a female. I checked–remotely.
Thought ‘he’ looked like his nuts hadn’t dropped.
Looked like it had been ripped out of a wall? Courtesy of two flood events in Houston I’ve had more experience pulling sheet rock… none of it looked all swirly like that.
STFU. This a joke right?
Uhhhm NOPE, I read about this on Drudge yesterday, it’s for real!
“He” is graduating with a major in ceramics and a minor in sculpture, that will handily qualify him for flipping burgers, making coffee, sweeping and mopping, taking out the trash,… while other kids have spent less than half the time and money going to Vo-Tech School learning real job skills like Electrical, Plumbing, Automotive and Aviation Mechanics, Welding, Machinist/Millwright, and THEY will have Headhunters seeking them prior to graduation versus those who will look at Precious Boo-Boo McSnowflake here and YAWN at them while their resumes are tossed in good ‘ol File drawer #13. OH, the Vo-Tech Grads? They’ll likely be making paychecks that the four year snowflakes can only dream of and they’ll pay off their student debt in no time!
I wonder what the fuckers student loan debt is.
I hear many campuses have classes for those who feel they just cannot deal with the injustices of life……
Oh, and special classes to teach males how to be
more accommodating…ie neutering….as though there are not enough
prissy males now.
The left considers traditional masculinity as a threat to their agenda and way of life thus they refer to it as “toxic masculinity” and do all they can to turn out “Nemos” like little sculptor boy here.
As a stand alone closet, it has a lot of appeal re design and aesthetics. The “ripped out of the wall” look is cool.
John
I read the article. The kid is a decent human being and speaks well. He appears to be fairly intelligent.
He is a female. As for your appreciation of art, you should see my house. As you walk towards it, my grandest piece beckons. It’s called a front door. Lesser pieces are found within the home. There’s the closet doors, bathroom doors, and bedroom doors, among others. Post modern eye candy.
Bathroom doors? Look at Mr. Fancy Pants. Quit bragging. 😉
Sounds like a Rich Guy with a two-seat privy!!!
It all reminds me of Legally Blonde where they were discussing their ‘academic’ background and one of the females remarks in a serious tone:
‘I have a master’s in Women’s Studies and I lead the march Lesbians against drunk driving’
ROFL
Of course, I fully realized at the time she was either on daddy’s dime or the US taxpayer ie a federal student loan
I think you need a Masters Degree to understand most women today.
Lefties, both male and female, are impossible to understand no matter how many degrees you have. Sane folks can be studied and understood.
Speaking of crying, this never gets old:
https://youtu.be/grD_IINiH9c
In the episode, “A Taste Of Armageddon” of the original Star Trek series, two warring planets decided to save money/resources and have people go into disintegration booths when mock wars were fought.
I think they should install these booths in many campuses as well as one on every block in the libtard cities.
Enough room for two? Oh well, “the floor was littered with stuff animals, condoms and traces of DNA…”
“Bawling Box” ought to be another good name for it!