Deso Dogg dead

| January 19, 2018

AW1Ed sends a link from Fox News which reports that Denis Cuspert, known as Deso Dogg, German rapper, has been killed Wednesday among his ISIS buddies in eastern Syria.

The SITE Intelligence Group said Cuspert’s death was announced by the Wafa Media Foundation, a pro-ISIS organization. Cuspert, who went by the name Abu Talha al-Almani, has been announced as dead in the past, but then has appeared in numerous ISIS propaganda videos, including one where he triumphantly hoisted the severed head of an infidel…In 2014, Cuspert seduced a turncoat translator who had been part of a Detroit-based FBI team that set out to track him down. Daniela Greene fell in love with her quarry online and left for the small northern Syrian city of al-Rai armed with an AK-47. She eventually left, returned to the U.S. and served two years in prison before her story got out.

Long before Cuspert became an ISIS leader, he was a petty criminal whose rap lyrics revealed a dark and twisted mind. The son of a Ghanian father who left Cuspert’s German mother, he recorded three albums for a Berlin-based gangsta rap label and scored a minor hit with “Willkommen in meiner Welt” (Welcome to my World) in 2010.

I hope that he can rest in pieces for eternity.

Category: Terror War

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IDC SARC

Kinna getta Wo0T!

Atkron

Woot Woot!

11B-Mailclerk

w00t!

Ah, so! Desu dog……

Atkron

What’s the opposite of RIP?

Whatever that is…I wish that on this turd.

HMCS(FMF) ret

“What’s the opposite of RIP?”

What about, “Enjoy the Barbed Cock of Satan dorking you in the squeakhole, dumbshit?”

Atkron

That works, thanks Senior.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Always wanting to help out, Atkron…

JacktheJarhead

Jeez Chief! Give a warning next time!! That was great!!!

Graybeard

Requiem In Pace‘s opposite should be something like Requiem In Tormentum.

Ex-PH2 may correct me, though.

just some feller

I’m not Ex-Ph2 … but:

Requiescat in Tormentum

Graybeard

I think you are correct, feller. I’m at work, away from my Latin resources, and rusty.

just some feller

Barbagriseo,

Gratia tibi!

Vale,

–iusta de plebeius

11B-Mailclerk

Roast In Pieces

OWB

That’ll do nicely for us working class folks without all that high toned learnin’. 😉

Sapper3307

Poor some forty for my homeboy!
#WordSTaRZZ

Ex-PH2

One less producer of that deadly gas carbon dioxide.

Mick

What does Deso Dogg with a big DOT multiplier score in the Official TAH Name Scrabble (Home Version) game?

Claw, up!

Claw

Denis Cuspert AKA Deso Dogg (DOT) (All names and letters taken into account) scores a whopping 108 according to the TAH Name Scrabble (Home Version)®™ Official Whiz Wheel.

rgr769

Does that score include his ‘Slamonazi name, Abu Talha al-Almani (I think that means Dipshit the German in Arabic)?

Claw

Nope, the score didn’t include that name.

So add another 69 to the overall score, which is now 177.

Which makes him the high scorer so far for the year.

Graybeard

The only good Deso Dogg is a Dead Deso Dogg.

Sorry for the rude wake up to an eternity in hell, Dogg. But that is what you chose.

dusty1

Piss be upon him.

AW1Ed

Already captured that data point, but if you insist. Just no cameras…

Doc Savage

Heh…..

He went from composing to decomposing…

just some feller

OOooooooohhhhhhh …. that was good.

Casey

+1.

Sparks

Well, good!!!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I heard he had blue eyes!

One blew left and the other blew right!

Atkron

Now that’s comedy

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I love alone exploding lone terrorists!

Thunderstixx

Oh, that will leave a mark on the wall and splatterstuff too !!!

Atkron

Any of you mortar men out there tell me what malfunctioned here? Hot tube?

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

‘Made in China’

Im gonna guess faulty ammo. Squib, faulty launching charge or fuse. Funny as hell though!!
You guys should resurrect Project Eldest Son, that would be pure gold!

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

Im sure PES would be more effective against ISIS as they would be more dependent on found/captured kit.
I would love to see many pics of dead haj with AK bolts embedded deep into their foreheads!

Atkron

Thanks

Just An Old Dog

In-bore detonation. More than likely the cause was not so much manufacture’s defect but improper handling and storage of ammo. It had probably been unpacked, repacked, thrown around and left out in all kinds of conditions. Ordnance Maintenance and proper ammo handling isn’t exactly a strong point of ISIS

11B-Mailclerk

When your maintenance plan is “inshallah”, one has to expect such things.

rgr769

Probably improper handling and/or defective impact fuse. I would also imagine turd world mortar rounds are not of the highest quality.

ChipNASA

OMG!! OH NO!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME!!!
I think I”m tearing up, I’m gonna cry…what a *GREAT LOSS*…..
Waaaahhhhhh….

Nope, just kidding.
/got you. 😀 😀

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Who?

Boy I’m out of touch I swear, just another dead shit bag…gonna be a good Friday.

OWB

Another one bites the dust.

Repeat as often as is necessary.

Jon The Mechanic

Bye Felicia.

The Other Whitey

Adios, motherfucker. Aloha snackbar.

A Proud Infidel®™

Roast in pig shit, fuckface!!!

2/17 Air Cav

The info source is said to be an ISIS-supporting outfit. This the 3rd time he has been reported dead, although this is the first with a pic. No one could ever stage that, I know. Just the same, if the black flaggers would send us a major organ for DNA testing, that would be nice.

Graybeard

I suppose this could be a smoke screen to try to get him some cover.

SFC D

Insh’allah, bitch!

The Other Whitey

Deus vult!

Bill M

Boo hoo, Deso Dogg be Deado Dogg.

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

Feed em to the hogs and build a memorial to them out of the resulting shit

11B-Mailclerk

How does that Doctor Demento song go?

Dead puppies aren’t Much fun…

Cranky1

May you’re 72 virgin’s (aka..sheep & goats) have razor wire wrapped around all holes!!

A Proud Infidel®™

May they all be clones of Helen Thomas.

Thunderstixx

wah, oh wah…

Frankie Cee

I pray that his death was sure, but yet, slow and very painful. Aloha Snackbar, Asshole.

Green Thumb

Bummer.

I wonder if Liberals will attend the funeral?

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

Justin Turd-eau was supposed to attend, but he was too busy giving Khadr a Rusty Trombone.

Airdale (AW) USN ret.

I wonder is Repubs will attend?

11B-Mailclerk

Maybe we could arrange a flyover, A-10s or even B-52s.

Hack Stone

Hack is still dealing with the untimely Christmas Eve 2016 demise of Donkey Cartel, and now another rapper has left Earth’s warm embrace. Let January 19, 2018 be known as The Day The Music Died.

11B-Mailclerk

Bye bye in the I S pigsty…

Sapper3307

Can anybody name that anti-armor weapon in the pic?

bg2

What happened to the girl? His wife (briefly) who was investigating for the FBI? Why is her face covered up in many photos, she is not a minor child…

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rgr769

I wonder if he just proved the Deso Dogg dare is more severe than the vaunted Double Dog dare, especially if you express it in the face of US airpower.

rgr769

Actually, I read the linked article and there is a photo of him DRT and it appears he may have taken a round to the forehead, so he may have been dispatched by a Kurdish fighter.

thebesig

May he be Raped in Pieces by Satan, and pork be upon him. 🙄

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

I hope Germany will once again grow some balls and show ‘returning ISIS fighters’ some of it’s retro hospitality.

It would be a gas!!! 😒